Join your fresh astronaut trainees of the APDC as they review “The Wrong Stuff,” from the classic 1985 animated series G.I. Joe! Joepisode!!! Which NKOTB are you?! Don't make us butt-chug beers!! What's a five letter word for cubic decimeter?! Don’t trust anybody…I could be your neighbor!!! We're not apologizing for Hitler's generals!! Tom Hardy is just fine and the Dreadnoks are cool!! The solar-powered molecular destabilizer!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic JOEment!!!...

Join your birthday celebration boys of the APDC as they review season 1, episode 17, “The Trigger part 2” of the 1996 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! Commander Wilhelm Riker!! Presents! Killdozer!!! Once, a man!! Pistols at Dawn!!! The Washington cube! Casey returns!! Weirdo mummy groans! Bob Backward - Goodbye!!! Rattrap ball-buster! New paint Black Ack!!! Real World! Script Devs!! Iconic Moment!!! The Lady will ride the Tiger!!! PRESENTS - 11:00 OBELISK QUIZ - 20:05...

Join your lost continent lads of the APDC as they review the season 1, episode 16, “The Trigger Pt 1” from the 1996 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! Standing on the shoulders of giants!!! Cold, dead eyes!! You don’t have a goth dentist?! Caleb is so brave!! Gummi Bears vs Teddy Grahams!! Big ol' jeans!!! Masonic domination!!! The cold stink of winter!!! Hollow moon conspiracy!! Bazooka Joe backstory!!! What's this bird?! Let's GOOOO!!! SHOUT OUTS - 16:45 COCKTAIL -...

Join your falconers of the APDC plus special guest Ant from TFU as they review S1 Ep15 “The Spark,” from the 1996 animated classic series Transformers: Beast Wars! A Sisyphean task!!! Guestisode with TFU’s Anthony Brucale!!! Falcon Trivia: Hawk-Too-Ah, Sit on that Thang!! Stasis pod!! Blackarachnia’s cyber-venom!! Cheetor’s vision: The Spark!!! Help the protoform!! Airazor!! In The Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!!! What’s new, Pussycat?!?! FALCON QUIZ - 34:00 COCKTAIL -...

Join the clone army of the APDC as they review the season 1 episode, “Double Dinobot,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Clone Alone!!! These sheep are slappin’!!! Don’t poison the well!!! Terrorsaur and Waspinator screamin’!! Will somebody please kill Cheetor?!? Rattrap is trapped!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!!! An old turnt log!!! SHOUT OUTS - 15:30 COCKTAIL - 16:40 REVIEW - 25:30 REAL WORLD - 48:00 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 58:30 RATE...

It's a bonus episode! Y’all just got surprised! We recorded this with our friend and yours Josh Powell, a.k.a. J Soops, discussing an animated project from creator Keyan Carlile, "Transformers Combaticons: Wrath of the Junkions." Josh provided the voice acting for the characters Onslaught and Wreck-Gar, and the entire project, while unfinished, is amazing. You can find it in the link below. Keyan also has a full-length, fully animated pilot episode prior to this one on his YouTube channel...

Join your 6-Degree Dudes of the APDC as they review S1, Ep13, “Victory,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Dog days, y’all!! Shoe-horner!!! Awesome, in a horrible way!! Afros of all ethnicities!! The Nemesis explodes like it always does!! Have the Maximals won the Beast Wars?! Dinobot will rule the trees!! Tarantulas eats a rat, raw!! Predacons fake their death!! The Axalon crashes, again!! Is it a bird? A plane?? No, it’s Optimus!!! In the Real World! Iconic...

Join your shadowy, saucy schmucks of the APDC plus special guest Alpha Magnus as they review S1 Ep13, “Dark Designs,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! I just want boring times!! Alpha Magnus: The King of Machomashups!! Beasties!!! Death in the Afternoon!! The classic absinthe drip!!! Shakey-cam!! Rhinox turned into a Predophile!! Riding the coattails of no coattails!! Wonko the Sane!! Terrorsaur... he’s a smirker!! Casual Maximal racism!! In the Real World!...

Join your Olympic oratory officials of the APDC as they review S1 Ep26, “The Gamesmaster,” Joepisode from the 1985 classic animated series, G.I. Joe! Bryan’s Dough for Joe!! Kevin’s Hideaway!!! Unexpected clown! This end up!!! Women be shoppin’!! I smell candy!!! Australian swamp culture! It’s a real ho-ho, Coco!!! Choke me, anything but that!! Rust in peace! Gestro?! Breastro?! Gestron Mandella?!! Real World!!! Script Devs! Next time I will WIN!!! HISTORIC OLYMPIC TRIVIA - 10:00 SHOUT...

Join your guerrillas of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep11 episode, “Gorilla Warfare,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Ryan is the herpes. Leaving Las Rugrats!! Do you like payoff?! Dumb rabies!!! Fridge-talk!! Thwizz virus!! Cock rocket!!! Spikey seedling!! Scorponok is incompetent!! Optimus Primal: Murder Machine!!! Tarantulus impaled!! Waspinator blasted to hell!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!!! Feather in, feather out!!! SHOUT...

Join your probe pod pals of the APDC plus special guest hater Chest Rockwell as they cover S1 Ep10 “The Probe,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Hawk tuah!!! Pot smokin’, skateboardin’ aliens!! Chest Rockwell visits!! Space quiz!!! Deviant dolphin work!!! Deprivation tanks!! LSD! Technotronic landscapes!! Temporal probes!! Groucho Marx deepfakes!!! I ain’t starin’ at no hairy cat butt!!! Time to interrogate the kitties!!! Cheetor’s ahegao face!! It’s a...

Join your Sentinel security victims of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep9, “A Better Mousetrap,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Euthanasia coaster!!! Caleb doesn’t care about the show...Aaron doesn’t care about your life!!! Tumbler kids!! Dick Van Dyke...relevant!! F$ck you yankee blue jeans!!! Sonic emitter!!! The spider can dig her own holes!! Tigertron...chunky boy!! Sentinel defense system activated!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Rate the...

Who did it first, TF or Joe?! Steam room peepshow!!! Transmuter? Could’a KILLED her!! Dreadcops! McDestro’s!!! Washington BBC! The style of Mussolini & the competence of Hitler!!! My boy Airtight! Steeler’s Crazy Wheel!!! Baroness’s Master Plan!! Guinea Pig Teleporter! POPPYCOCK! Real World!! Script Deviations!!! Send us Joe trash!!! SHOUT OUTS - 13:45 COCKTAIL - 15:20 REVIEW - 25:37 REAL WORLD - 1:51:30 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 2:04:15 RATE THE SCHEME - 2:05:45 ICONIC JOEMENT - 2:08:00

Join your G.I. grunts of the APDC as they review a very special episode, “Worlds Without End part 1” of the classic 1985 animated series, G.I. Joe! Bones for Dough!! Old News by Now! Succulent Chinese Meal of Infotainment!!! Want some lemongrass?! Evicting the Keebler Elves!!! Transmuter? I just met her!! Throwing drama from the train! Entomological adventures!!! Steeler’s crazy wheel!!! IReal World! Script Deviations! Iconic Joement! ONLY ACCEPT COBRA CASH!!! OLD NEWS BY NOW - 9:10 SHOUT...

Join your stasis pod stalwarts of the APDC as they review the season 1 episode, “Double Jeopardy,” from the 1996 animated classic, Beast Wars: Transformers! A juvenile state!!! Discount Freight & Grocery!!! Trinidad Sour!! A real stasis pod!! Rattrap...the Traitor?! Blackarachnia's s****y intro!!! 8-D chess!! Servo-circuit destabilizer!!! Voice actors! Iconic moments!! In the Real World!!! Script Deviations!! Adrenochrome!! SHOUT OUTS - 7:00 COCKTAIL - 8:00 REVIEW - 18:10 REAL WORLD...

Join your rock-itecture trio of the APDC plus special guest host Alphamagnus as they review the season one episode, “Chain of Command,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Make the Federation Great Again!!! You had me at Hulk Hogan sex tape!! An Amos to your Andy!! Precious Moments!! Alpha Magnus Returns!! TFCon LA Recap!! Toastaligus!!! Stonehenge facts!!! Space portals!! A probe zaps Primal!! Like an orphan in a B-movie!!! The Maximals vote!! Rattrap in...

We had a scheduling snafoo, so we're releasing a former Patreon-exclusive Minisode from the vault! We say "minisode," but it clocks in at over 45 minutes, and we hope you enjoy it. We return with our regularly scheduled programming on April 21st! That's right, friends and neighbors, it's the Minisode from our 2023 Holiday Spectacular! Join the boys, Mike Seibert, Mikel Andrews, and Alphamagnus as they give you the gift of gab. Subjects include: How the sausage is made Ryan is no Wally...

Join your cat-pun cads of the APDC as they cover the season one episode, “Fallen Comrades,” from the classic 1996 animated series, Transformers Beast Wars! Rave to the Protoform!!! Everyman and the Dirty Old Man!! The Wu-Tang Review!!! Thanks, Cuba!!! More railroad stories!! Hallucinations are real!! Ice bridge!! Bloppity-clicks and mega-floors!!! Rattrap’s not a buffoon!!!  Rhinox chain-gun!!! Primal’s floating monkey head!!! Tigatron, maximize right meow!!! In the real world!! Iconic...

Join your NES controller kids of the APDC as they cover the season 1 episode “Equal Measures” from the 1996 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! You can’t kill me, I’m Beezlebob!!! Food Beast!! Quick-ass quizzes!! This is a weird world!! Do you love storms?! Chester Cheetor!! Terrorsaur teleports!! Dinobot breaks his alliance!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! Frown Town, you lamers!!! SHOUT OUTS - 12:54 COCKTAIL - 14:30 ELECTRICITY QUIZ - 19:20 REVIEW...

Join your cocaine cowboys of the APDC as they review the season one episode “The Web” from the classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars! A folksy good time!! Non-action is action!!! Zingers and zappers!! Prototype?! Cheetor…annoying?! Intestines gun!!! The animators are having a laugh!! There are…nine…eyes!!! Just two bears.. mauling each other…! Tarantulus is a psychopath!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Welcome to the Inferno!!! SHOUT OUTS - 7:00 COCKTAIL...

Join your APDC Committee on Basic Reduction of Armies recruits as we review the episode “Twenty Questions” from the 1985 classic animated series, G.I. Joe! Happy Super Bowl LVIII to those who celebrate! Doin’ a Joe!!! Football sports!! Booze Dixon!! That a-hole, Hector Ramirez!!! Shipwreck: Party-boy!!! Flint backed the wrong pony!! Falcon hand-play! Arnold’s briefcase…! Cobra Alert!!! We can’t let them get that gas!!! Giant drill!! In the Real World! Voice Actors!! Script deviations!!!...

Flying flippies!!! Smart phones? Dumb phones!!! Bundaberg!!! TFCon LA is booked!!! Brass Monkey? Brass Rhino!!! Bing bang boom!!! Optimus and Dinobot face off on the bridge!!! An optimal solution!! Megatron: horny for energon!!! Rattrap: bootin’ up cold!! Voice actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Delicious toes in my mouth!!!

That’s just Prime!!! Welcome to the 90’s!!! A journey of discovery!! Soupy Sales!! Macarena! Johnny Car-Ride!! Lightning Lanes!! Fats is back!!! Crushing it Canadian-style!!! Predacons, Terrorize!! Maximals, Maximize!! Cheetah facts!!! Where there’s absurdity, there’s opportunity!! 22:50 – SHOUT OUTS & REVIEWS 27:35 – COCKTAIL 31:25 – EPISODE REVIEW 1:25:15 – IN THE REAL WORLD 1:37:30 – SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:42:10 – RATE THE SCHEME 1:44:00 – ICONIC MOMENT