Join your stasis pod stalwarts of the APDC as they review the season 1 episode, “Double Jeopardy,” from the 1996 animated classic, Beast Wars: Transformers! A juvenile state!!! Discount Freight & Grocery!!! Trinidad Sour!! A real stasis pod!! Rattrap...the Traitor?! Blackarachnia's s****y intro!!! 8-D chess!! Servo-circuit destabilizer!!! Voice actors! Iconic moments!! In the Real World!!! Script Deviations!! Adrenochrome!! SHOUT OUTS - 7:00 COCKTAIL - 8:00 REVIEW - 18:10 REAL WORLD...

Join your rock-itecture trio of the APDC plus special guest host Alphamagnus as they review the season one episode, “Chain of Command,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Make the Federation Great Again!!! You had me at Hulk Hogan sex tape!! An Amos to your Andy!! Precious Moments!! Alpha Magnus Returns!! TFCon LA Recap!! Toastaligus!!! Stonehenge facts!!! Space portals!! A probe zaps Primal!! Like an orphan in a B-movie!!! The Maximals vote!! Rattrap in...

We had a scheduling snafoo, so we're releasing a former Patreon-exclusive Minisode from the vault! We say "minisode," but it clocks in at over 45 minutes, and we hope you enjoy it. We return with our regularly scheduled programming on April 21st! That's right, friends and neighbors, it's the Minisode from our 2023 Holiday Spectacular! Join the boys, Mike Seibert, Mikel Andrews, and Alphamagnus as they give you the gift of gab. Subjects include: How the sausage is made Ryan is no Wally...

Join your cat-pun cads of the APDC as they cover the season one episode, “Fallen Comrades,” from the classic 1996 animated series, Transformers Beast Wars! Rave to the Protoform!!! Everyman and the Dirty Old Man!! The Wu-Tang Review!!! Thanks, Cuba!!! More railroad stories!! Hallucinations are real!! Ice bridge!! Bloppity-clicks and mega-floors!!! Rattrap’s not a buffoon!!!  Rhinox chain-gun!!! Primal’s floating monkey head!!! Tigatron, maximize right meow!!! In the real world!! Iconic...

Join your NES controller kids of the APDC as they cover the season 1 episode “Equal Measures” from the 1996 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! You can’t kill me, I’m Beezlebob!!! Food Beast!! Quick-ass quizzes!! This is a weird world!! Do you love storms?! Chester Cheetor!! Terrorsaur teleports!! Dinobot breaks his alliance!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! Frown Town, you lamers!!! SHOUT OUTS - 12:54 COCKTAIL - 14:30 ELECTRICITY QUIZ - 19:20 REVIEW...

Join your cocaine cowboys of the APDC as they review the season one episode “The Web” from the classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars! A folksy good time!! Non-action is action!!! Zingers and zappers!! Prototype?! Cheetor…annoying?! Intestines gun!!! The animators are having a laugh!! There are…nine…eyes!!! Just two bears.. mauling each other…! Tarantulus is a psychopath!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Welcome to the Inferno!!! SHOUT OUTS - 7:00 COCKTAIL...

Join your APDC Committee on Basic Reduction of Armies recruits as we review the episode “Twenty Questions” from the 1985 classic animated series, G.I. Joe! Happy Super Bowl LVIII to those who celebrate! Doin’ a Joe!!! Football sports!! Booze Dixon!! That a-hole, Hector Ramirez!!! Shipwreck: Party-boy!!! Flint backed the wrong pony!! Falcon hand-play! Arnold’s briefcase…! Cobra Alert!!! We can’t let them get that gas!!! Giant drill!! In the Real World! Voice Actors!! Script deviations!!!...

Flying flippies!!! Smart phones? Dumb phones!!! Bundaberg!!! TFCon LA is booked!!! Brass Monkey? Brass Rhino!!! Bing bang boom!!! Optimus and Dinobot face off on the bridge!!! An optimal solution!! Megatron: horny for energon!!! Rattrap: bootin’ up cold!! Voice actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Delicious toes in my mouth!!!

That’s just Prime!!! Welcome to the 90’s!!! A journey of discovery!! Soupy Sales!! Macarena! Johnny Car-Ride!! Lightning Lanes!! Fats is back!!! Crushing it Canadian-style!!! Predacons, Terrorize!! Maximals, Maximize!! Cheetah facts!!! Where there’s absurdity, there’s opportunity!! 22:50 – SHOUT OUTS & REVIEWS 27:35 – COCKTAIL 31:25 – EPISODE REVIEW 1:25:15 – IN THE REAL WORLD 1:37:30 – SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:42:10 – RATE THE SCHEME 1:44:00 – ICONIC MOMENT

Victory!!! Jack Shack!!! There’s a lot going on here!? A lack of research and experience!! Zone!! So many capes!!! Tinker toy Predaking! Human heart power source!!! Sassy-ass rabbits!! Exquisite corpse!!! Anime music! So it was White Christmas the whole time!!! 2:13 – VICTORY 32:40 – ZONE 59:12 – REAL WORLD

We’re back! Lonely Shockwave VHS archives!! Snowball me!!! Merry Optmas! Shock-Mommy!!! Omni Dub step! Cassette-men Soundblaster and Twincast!!! Billy!! Six Shot: Ninja Consultant!!! Grand Galvatron weight problems! Wheelie Nolte!!! Cotton-Eyes Masterforce! Evil kids named Tyler!!! SHOUTS OUT – 3:37 COCKTAIL – 6:57 HEADMASTERS – 21:45 SUPER-GOD MASTERFORCE – 1:29:11

Powerless in a Cleveland storage unit!! Pop Music Hall of Fame!!! Runaway! Never Too Young to Die! If Looks Could Kill! 80s movie boobs!!! Master Sword!! Guest host for the worst episodes!!!

It’s a very special Autopod Decepticast AFTER DARK minisode for your Thanksgiving entertainment. Join your favorite unknown, sexy-voiced radio DJ while you baste that turkey.

This was a Patreon-exclusive minisode of material from our TFNation 2-parter with Mike Seibert and Alexis Taylor. There’s a lot of ancillary TFNation convention talk, toy talk, general Transformers talk, and just the five of us being awesome and hilarious. • Van Talk • UK Reporter in the Field • TFCon Discourse – What Do We Go To? • Signed Items at TFNation • Andy Couzens toy designer • Robotix • Pickled Onion Jars

Hang sesh!!! Questions?! Answers!!!! Don’t unbuckle!!! High-class bitches!! Farming in Beast Wars?! Shaka, when the walls fell!! His arms wide!!! Verbal LSD!! Piano psychoanalysis!!! Woodchucks!!! Favorite episodes!! Is Beast Wars G1?! The Wings of Cheers!! This drink glass that talks to me!! In the Real World!! Never put a rowboat in your show!!!

Hide and freak!! Scorponok!! YouTube separation anxiety videos for dogs!!! Don’t do necromancy!! Bot or Not?! Galvatron: bot-supremacist!! Monzo, start with the boy!!! Sparkplug turned MAGA?!? Headmaster Russian dolls!! Reverse polarities… AGAIN!! It’s the Golden Age, Baby!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!! You just opened a worm can!!!

Join your TV trio of the APDC as they review the penultimate G1 episode “The Rebirth pt2” from the 1987 classic animated series, The Transformers! More head!!! A fresh flock of Formers!!! It’s a Small World!!! Lost my wallet at Space Mountain!! Rich Little over here!!! Part 1 walks so part 2 can run!! D is for Disabled!! Ryan’s no Greedy Gus!! A multi-generational Cronenberg situation!!! Apple-bottom jeans!! Ancient Chicago!! Lithonians workin’ for the Hive!? In the Real World! Script...

Join your Dang Dob Diddle Dudes of the APDC plus special guest Mikel Andrews as they review “The Rebirth part 1” from the 1987 classic animated series, The Transformers! Heads will roll!!! Mikel Andrews returns!!! Gluten free funnel cakes!!! Optimus’ mental anguish!! So many new characters!! So many bleeps on the screen!!! Are you a cobbler?! Throttle bots!! Weird wolves!!! Mechanical b******t machines!!! Slug slingers!! Galvatron get that dang dob diddle key back!!! Nebulons!! Danger...

Joepisode continues!! What are we going to do about all these damn nightmares?! Big in Albania!! Serpentor’s eyeliner is on point!!! Interesting to no one! So many Joes!!! Elephant edibles!!!The base goes boom!! It’s General Hawk’s fault!! Iceberg at the drive-in!! Fatal familial insomnia!!! Low Light cannot be broken, DAAAAD!!! Voice actors! In the Real World!! Party All the Time!! Welcome to MY nightmare!!! COCKTAIL – 9:40, REVIEW – 16:36, ARE YOU HIGH? – 28:50, BACK TO THE REVIEW! –...

It’s a shell game!!! Dough 4 Joe! The Unknown Patron!!! Sleepwalking stories! The Washed-Up Legend!! Conch shell Caleb!! Gongs and songs!! Try harder, ChatGPT!!! This is where the criminals live!! Nobody trusts Cobra Commander!! Baroness: Thirst Trap!! Flint kicks some asp!! IN the Real World! Iconic JOEment!!! Script Deviations!!! This isn’t treason; this is destiny!!! SHOUT OUTS – 10:25 COCKTAIL – 11:27 REVIEW – 20:00 REAL WORLD – 1:08:15 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:14:45 ICONIC JOEMENT –...

Join your completeist comrades of the APDC as they review the FINAL episode in season 3, “The Return of Optimus Prime pt. 2” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Christmas is cancelled!!! Harry Potter Puppet Pals!! Sheep!! Avoiding STD jokes!! Bing Bang Boom you’re alive, Prime!!! Double-crimes!! Horny wolf rapper guy!!! Batman-spider!! Stealthing!!! Optimus he’s crazed!!! Laser steel-cutter pistol thing!!! Keyhole Magazine!!! Incognito mode!! The wisdom of the Matrix!! In...

Join your resurrected roundtable rascals of the APDC plus special guest James W. as they review the season 3 episode “The Return of Optimus Prime pt. 1” from the 1987 classic animated series, The Transformers! Thief of Groove James Walnuts!! Quizerection! Tweet, you’re a dork!!! Mark and Gregory – Robot Racists!!! The bath salts of spores! Adult Baby Jessica!!! Thick as Tewkesbury Mustard! I want to Chip Chase somebody!! Super Mario kink! And the Throttlebots, too!!! Consume! Fancy Rod...

California sober!! Thank god, it’s Toei!! Bow twice, clap twice, and bow again!!! Bot or Not Game!! Mt Fuji! Bullet trains!! Shinto shrines!! Kendo!! Weird half-ass battles!! Bad for business!!! Dick Cheney: Evil Richard Dreyfuss!! Stunticons steal the Matrix!!! Rodimus: What’s the problem?! Galvatron’s f’ed up throne room!! Scourge: Cronenberg filth!! Put victory out of your mind!! It’s not Ryan’s fault, it’s society!!! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Find more balance, with...

Questions all the way down!! Vacation stories! Dead salmon on your head!!! Slug Wine!!! Blurr deserves no quarter!! CybFestNW is July 8th! Be there and be square!!! Nautical follies!! Cyclones and Quintessons...hidden in plain sight!! Meta Space Cervix!!! CybFestNW – 35:35 SHOUT OUTS – 38:10 COCKTAIL – 39:55 REVIEW – 46:15 ICONIC MOMENT – 1:36:16 REAL WORLD – 1:41:52 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:56:15 RATE THE SCHEME – 1:58:57