Victory!!! Jack Shack!!! There’s a lot going on here!? A lack of research and experience!! Zone!! So many capes!!! Tinker toy Predaking! Human heart power source!!! Sassy-ass rabbits!! Exquisite corpse!!! Anime music! So it was White Christmas the whole time!!! 2:13 – VICTORY 32:40 – ZONE 59:12 – REAL WORLD

We’re back! Lonely Shockwave VHS archives!! Snowball me!!! Merry Optmas! Shock-Mommy!!! Omni Dub step! Cassette-men Soundblaster and Twincast!!! Billy!! Six Shot: Ninja Consultant!!! Grand Galvatron weight problems! Wheelie Nolte!!! Cotton-Eyes Masterforce! Evil kids named Tyler!!! SHOUTS OUT – 3:37 COCKTAIL – 6:57 HEADMASTERS – 21:45 SUPER-GOD MASTERFORCE – 1:29:11

Powerless in a Cleveland storage unit!! Pop Music Hall of Fame!!! Runaway! Never Too Young to Die! If Looks Could Kill! 80s movie boobs!!! Master Sword!! Guest host for the worst episodes!!!

It’s a very special Autopod Decepticast AFTER DARK minisode for your Thanksgiving entertainment. Join your favorite unknown, sexy-voiced radio DJ while you baste that turkey.

This was a Patreon-exclusive minisode of material from our TFNation 2-parter with Mike Seibert and Alexis Taylor. There’s a lot of ancillary TFNation convention talk, toy talk, general Transformers talk, and just the five of us being awesome and hilarious. • Van Talk • UK Reporter in the Field • TFCon Discourse – What Do We Go To? • Signed Items at TFNation • Andy Couzens toy designer • Robotix • Pickled Onion Jars

Hang sesh!!! Questions?! Answers!!!! Don’t unbuckle!!! High-class bitches!! Farming in Beast Wars?! Shaka, when the walls fell!! His arms wide!!! Verbal LSD!! Piano psychoanalysis!!! Woodchucks!!! Favorite episodes!! Is Beast Wars G1?! The Wings of Cheers!! This drink glass that talks to me!! In the Real World!! Never put a rowboat in your show!!!

Hide and freak!! Scorponok!! YouTube separation anxiety videos for dogs!!! Don’t do necromancy!! Bot or Not?! Galvatron: bot-supremacist!! Monzo, start with the boy!!! Sparkplug turned MAGA?!? Headmaster Russian dolls!! Reverse polarities… AGAIN!! It’s the Golden Age, Baby!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!! You just opened a worm can!!!

Join your TV trio of the APDC as they review the penultimate G1 episode “The Rebirth pt2” from the 1987 classic animated series, The Transformers! More head!!! A fresh flock of Formers!!! It’s a Small World!!! Lost my wallet at Space Mountain!! Rich Little over here!!! Part 1 walks so part 2 can run!! D is for Disabled!! Ryan’s no Greedy Gus!! A multi-generational Cronenberg situation!!! Apple-bottom jeans!! Ancient Chicago!! Lithonians workin’ for the Hive!? In the Real World! Script...

Join your Dang Dob Diddle Dudes of the APDC plus special guest Mikel Andrews as they review “The Rebirth part 1” from the 1987 classic animated series, The Transformers! Heads will roll!!! Mikel Andrews returns!!! Gluten free funnel cakes!!! Optimus’ mental anguish!! So many new characters!! So many bleeps on the screen!!! Are you a cobbler?! Throttle bots!! Weird wolves!!! Mechanical b******t machines!!! Slug slingers!! Galvatron get that dang dob diddle key back!!! Nebulons!! Danger...

Joepisode continues!! What are we going to do about all these damn nightmares?! Big in Albania!! Serpentor’s eyeliner is on point!!! Interesting to no one! So many Joes!!! Elephant edibles!!!The base goes boom!! It’s General Hawk’s fault!! Iceberg at the drive-in!! Fatal familial insomnia!!! Low Light cannot be broken, DAAAAD!!! Voice actors! In the Real World!! Party All the Time!! Welcome to MY nightmare!!! COCKTAIL – 9:40, REVIEW – 16:36, ARE YOU HIGH? – 28:50, BACK TO THE REVIEW! –...

It’s a shell game!!! Dough 4 Joe! The Unknown Patron!!! Sleepwalking stories! The Washed-Up Legend!! Conch shell Caleb!! Gongs and songs!! Try harder, ChatGPT!!! This is where the criminals live!! Nobody trusts Cobra Commander!! Baroness: Thirst Trap!! Flint kicks some asp!! IN the Real World! Iconic JOEment!!! Script Deviations!!! This isn’t treason; this is destiny!!! SHOUT OUTS – 10:25 COCKTAIL – 11:27 REVIEW – 20:00 REAL WORLD – 1:08:15 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:14:45 ICONIC JOEMENT –...

Join your completeist comrades of the APDC as they review the FINAL episode in season 3, “The Return of Optimus Prime pt. 2” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Christmas is cancelled!!! Harry Potter Puppet Pals!! Sheep!! Avoiding STD jokes!! Bing Bang Boom you’re alive, Prime!!! Double-crimes!! Horny wolf rapper guy!!! Batman-spider!! Stealthing!!! Optimus he’s crazed!!! Laser steel-cutter pistol thing!!! Keyhole Magazine!!! Incognito mode!! The wisdom of the Matrix!! In...

Join your resurrected roundtable rascals of the APDC plus special guest James W. as they review the season 3 episode “The Return of Optimus Prime pt. 1” from the 1987 classic animated series, The Transformers! Thief of Groove James Walnuts!! Quizerection! Tweet, you’re a dork!!! Mark and Gregory – Robot Racists!!! The bath salts of spores! Adult Baby Jessica!!! Thick as Tewkesbury Mustard! I want to Chip Chase somebody!! Super Mario kink! And the Throttlebots, too!!! Consume! Fancy Rod...

California sober!! Thank god, it’s Toei!! Bow twice, clap twice, and bow again!!! Bot or Not Game!! Mt Fuji! Bullet trains!! Shinto shrines!! Kendo!! Weird half-ass battles!! Bad for business!!! Dick Cheney: Evil Richard Dreyfuss!! Stunticons steal the Matrix!!! Rodimus: What’s the problem?! Galvatron’s f’ed up throne room!! Scourge: Cronenberg filth!! Put victory out of your mind!! It’s not Ryan’s fault, it’s society!!! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Find more balance, with...

Questions all the way down!! Vacation stories! Dead salmon on your head!!! Slug Wine!!! Blurr deserves no quarter!! CybFestNW is July 8th! Be there and be square!!! Nautical follies!! Cyclones and Quintessons...hidden in plain sight!! Meta Space Cervix!!! CybFestNW – 35:35 SHOUT OUTS – 38:10 COCKTAIL – 39:55 REVIEW – 46:15 ICONIC MOMENT – 1:36:16 REAL WORLD – 1:41:52 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:56:15 RATE THE SCHEME – 1:58:57

Did…did we review this one already? Off to the races!!! Nobody likes our Boomer content!! Podcast analytics! A pile of dead horses!! The Honky Motherland!!! Tornedron: Pure Energy!!! On the Moon...shooting at each other…it’s crazy!!! This is ancient…it’s important!!! The Matrix is the Monkey’s Assistant?!? Grimlock flips the switch on Primacron!!! In the Real World! Chopping Mall!! Iconic Moments!! There’s a message in here somewhere!!! WHEN DID WE REVIEW THIS?! This episode is sponsored by...

I’ll have the space lobster!!! Michael Ordway returns!! Empire of Rust!! Uh-huh?! Bobby Fingers!! Technobot Bozos!! The Geek Retreat! New Patrons!!! Dock Talk!!! Lazy Sue! Dirk Manus!! Marissa Fairbourne!! Kissy kissy!!! Un-huh, really?!! Quintessons! The recreator!! Mimic dust gets them every time!!! Can I lick your sole, Mistress?!? Un-huh, really?! Well I… SHOUT OUTS – 18:17 COCKTAIL – 23:00 REVIEW – 30:04 REAL WORLD – 1:26:05 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:30:30 RATE THE SCHEME –...

Join your hyper-intelligent crew of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “Grimlock’s New Brain,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Let’s amp up our IQs!! Poop stories!!! Mountain Dew forward, Tequila back!! Flip the switch!! Purple stuff! Anti-electrons!! Weak-ass limbs and one good torso!! Terrorcons!! Nosecone!! Scattershot!! We can make a dick out of anything!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!! Later, bozos!!! Autopod Decepticast is...

Join your flesh creatures of the APDC plus special guest Sean Walsh as they review the season 3 episode “Only Human” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Excitingly new fleshy-forms!!! Nerd room with meme-lord Serge Bomba!!! Rock n’ Roll is NOT a B-list character!! Old Snake!!! Loosey Goosey!! Crystal Pepsi!! Re-review by Fats Rimble!! What’s you poison?! Stolen valor!! Synthoids!! Rodimus and Michelle… sexy possibilities?!! It’s so noir!! Iconic Moments! Script...

Join your basement-dwellers of the APDC plus special guest Greig Tansley as they review the season 3 episode, “The Dweller in the Depths,” from the 1986 animated classic series, The Transformers! Purple Jesus!!! Two Toei in a row!! Greig Tansley of 7 Day Weekends, Reanimated...and MORE!! Toowoomba, if necessary!! The power core!! Call McDonald’s, Ryan’s lovin’ it!! Jungle Juice!!! Galvatron’s going to get cancelled!! Weird techno-cocoon-nest-thing!!! Trans-organics!! In the real world!!...

We made it!! We did it!!! Live recording and chat with our Patrons!!! Too FUNdred Trivia!! Limoncello: NOT urine!!! Space-laser free-for-all!! Sandstorm and the weakling Autobots from Paradron!! Soft-boys!!! Shots fired at the color teal!! Nelson Shin low-balled the bid!! Cyclonus: Everybody’s Got to be Somewhere!! Who are these guys, Lockheed Martin?! News PaPep!! It’s beautiful…give me the bomb!! COCKTAIL – 16:50 REVIEW – 28:52 TOO FUNDRED TRIVIA – 47:25 RETURN TO THE REVIEW – 1:04:15 APDC...

Join your corned beef hash vaping crew of the APDC and special guest host Alphamagnus as they cover the season 3 episode, “The Big Broadcast of 2006” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Nunya!!! Alpha Magus: customs and corned beef hash!!! Three-card knuckle and the Louisville slip!!! Nancy!!! Shuttle on shuttle action!!! Crazy-ass Galvatron: He’s got to be He!!! Go get that journal!!! Quintesson dust-cloud!! Three Wreck-Gars!! Name that Price!!! To share is to care!!!...

Lots of nudity in Iceland!! Another bite of the apple!! New Patron!! Palm trees in the Netherlands?! Professor Thweatt’s history class!! First Aid: Pacifist!! Cycle of violence: We’re here for it!! Why is Galvatron here!?! Hot Rod: Sad for himself!! Protectobots form armless Defensor!! Galvatron’s Ultimate MacGuffin?! Vortex is so dumb!! Switchin’ cogs all willy-nilly!! We miss nothing; never have never will!!! COCKTAIL – 10:00 SHOUT OUTS – 15:30 REVIEW – 19:50 REAL WORLD – 1:19:22 SCRIPT...

Join your journaling gents of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “The Quintesson Journal,” from the 1986 classic animated series The Transformers! Beeping Beacons!!! Toilet-related investments!! Sword swallowing!! Five Faces of F’ed Up!!! AKOM doesn’t care about scale!! Rodimus and Spike: negotiations aren’t going well!! Cyclonus is a cool dude! Outback is wonky!! They hate trees!! Warp gates!! Quintessons: it’s a profit deal!! Through the Kool-Aid hole!! In the Real World!! Iconic...

Join your carnage chord clan of the APDC plus special guest Mike Seibert as they conclude their review of “Carnage in C-Minor” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Jesus Jukebox!!! Harmony received, everybody’s stoked!! Blaster vs Soundwave Part 2!! Preceptor vs Devastator?!! Shouts out to Helen Mirren!! Voice Actors! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Reconstituted ash!!! REAL WORLD – 36:55 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 50:26 RATE THE SCHEME – 57:40 ICONIC MOMENT – 59:13