Four couples day drink and then discuss whether or not their 'relationships' can double their income from instagram sponsored posts.  Also a guy with a straw-haired combover proposes and we are not crying, you are.  Your #BachelorInParadiseAU finale recap right here, right now with Jo Thornely...

Elora tries to steal Simone's boyfriend by oiling him up and playing with firesticks.  That's a thing that happened on TV this week.  Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke have got you covered when it comes to all things Bachelor In Paradise. Grab a mango daquiri, things are getting real. 

Jo Thornely and Jacqui Kassulke are High School educated and know vapid c$%ts who sell teeth whitening agents on instragram when they see them.  Also, they've watched the eleven-seventy-thousand episodes of #BachelorInParadiseAU on your behalf. Behold, a recap of this weeks producer-led...