The Fat One is back with a recap of his day that includes a gas report and lots of nattering plus there’s a voiceletter! Happy National Leg of Lamb Day.

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which included houseguests and also a final mention about Shart Week. Happy National Oreo Cookrie Day.

Shart Week concludes as Shart Wars and Racist Chips and Salsa weekend begins. There are 3 shart stories today that involve corn, white leather seats and a Christmas time surprise. Happy National Naked Gardening Day on Saturday!

Shart Week continues with several shart stories (including one from Hawaii) followed by general nattering about grumbly tummy, the coupon and BF’s extinct memory. Happy National Truffles Day.

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One continues Shart Week with some squishy “Good Mornings” followed by a shart week story from Rat World and a recap of the Fat One’s day in Fat Acres. Happy National Chocolate Parfait Day (seems appropriate for Shart Week).

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, Shart Week continues with a story from DJ Ron that will get you giggling plus and lots of nattering from the Fat One. Happy National Bubble Tea Day.

It’s the start of Shart Week but the Fat One has to recap the weekend first which included visitors to the Villa, a live stage performance and a sharting in some white shorts. Happy National Shrimp Scampi Day.

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day, lots of nattering about Shart Week and even has time for a voiceletter. Happy National Pretzel Day.

The Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a trip to Shady Pines, difficult puzzles, visits to Costco and Sam’s Club plus a short coupon report. Happy National Zucchini Bread Day.

After some “Good Mornings,” the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a gentleman caller and a final solution to the Villa mortgage insurance mess. Happy National Pigs-in-a-Blanket Day.

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day in Fat Acres, some Nip Shenanigans and talk about a special photo that you can see on the www at Noon today. Happy National Picnic Day.

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend, an explanation of the opening of Friiiiiiiiiday’s LITTLE show and a long-awaited announcement. Happy National Jelly Bean Day.

Before leaving Fat Acres, the Fat One pre-recorded a LITTLE show for you featuring the world’s longest opening clip, voiceletters and a Friiiiiiiday kerfuffle. Happy National Garlic Day.

The Fat One is traveling today but recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a visit to Shady Pines, some Nip shenanigans, the coupon and a Memory Lane jingle. Happy Animal Crackers birthday.

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which includes a sportsball report, a trip to Costco, a visit from Hortensia and several voiceletters. Happy National Cheeseball Day.

The Fat One is back but has a few things on his mind but also recaps his day in Fat Acres and talks about his youngest Neice. Happy Day of the Mushroom!

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend in Fat Acres which included some Spring cleaning, a gentleman caller and sportsball. Happy National Glazed Spiral Ham Day.

The Fat One is celebrating the villaversirarium this weekend but first updates you on his day in Fat Acres which included a 90% off sale, cheese and a gas report. Happy National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day.

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included a naughty squirrel, the coupon, checking sportsball scores and a visual of the circus being in town. Happy National Poutine Day.

After some Good Mornings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included solving an insurance issue on the Villa, a delicious salad, a new Nippa Walk routine and a dream from Moose P. Happy National Cinnamon Crescent Day.

Whilst in the Penumbra, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres and recalls the 2017 full eclipse in Charleston and ponders if he will be alive for the next major eclipse in 2045. Happy National Almond Cookrie Day.

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend, a special celebration situation, a Granny update and an annual song for the Sportsball finale. Happy National Empanada Day.

The Fat One closes out the week forgetting most of what he did yesterday but somehow fills 20 minutes (well it helped that there are 5 celebrations of exiting the birth canal this weekend.). Don’t forget to come back at Noon and see the special training brochure BF talked about. Happy National Caramel Day.

The Fat One is back with a recap of his rainy day in Fat Acres which included a gentleman caller, a trip to the Lowell’s, the coupon and some vulgah feedback from Dr. Stone. Happy National Burrito Day.