The girlies wrestle with the phenomenon of the iPad Kid. They delve into the research around child psychology and children’s programming to answer the important questions: Was children’s entertainment always this bad? How detrimental is the iPad to a growing child’s brain, really? And, why can’t you zoom in on things IRL? Digressions include some lovely Fall Behavior and the philosophical musings of one listener that inspired this episode’s title. This episode was produced by Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb and edited by Allison Hagan. Research assistance from Penelope Spurr. To support the podcast on Patreon and access 50+ bonus episodes, mediasodes, zoom hangouts and more, visit patreon.com/binchtopia and become a patron today. SOURCES: Addictive use of digital devices in young children: Associations with delay discounting, self-control and academic performance Brain Development Cognitive Development Do Babies Know the Difference Between FaceTime and TV? Have Smartphones Destroyed a Generation? How Sesame Street Helps Children Learn For Life How We Got to Sesame Street I'm Worried About The iPad Impacts caused by the use of screens during the COVID-19 pandemic in children and adolescents: an integrative review  “iPad Kids” and the future of early childhood development “iPad Kids” are Shaping the Future of Education iPad Kids Are Getting Out of Hand iPad Kids Generation: The Nightmare of Educators Letter Responding to Complaint and Request for Investigation Lola the Cow Song! CoComelon Nursery Rhymes  Play and Cognitive Development…Operational Perspective of Piaget’s Theory  Poor student behaviour is forcing teachers out of the profession Research finds more negative effects of screen time on kids… higher risk of OCD Screen Media Usage, Sleep Time and Academic Performance in Adolescents Screen Time and Children Screen Time….Communication and Problem-Solving Developmental Delay Screen time and developmental and behavioral problems…NSCH Sesame Street and Child Development Sesame Street: King of 8 Self-Organizing Maps Analysis Something is wrong on the internet The Origin of Concepts The “CoComelon” Conundrum: Crack for Kids or Parenting Tool? The coronavirus pandemic helped boost Apple’s iPad and Mac sales The lockdown habit that’s hardest to break: using an iPad as a babysitter The Rise and Fall of Baby Einstein Television Viewing Patterns in 6- to 18-Month-Olds The Touch-Screen Generation Television Viewing Patterns…The Role of Caregiver–Infant Interactional Quality  The Controversial Kid ASMR Community The “iPad Kid” Epidemic is More than an Internet Joke Trends in Screen Time Use Among Children During the COVID-19 Pandemic Upgrading Education with Technology: Insights from Experimental Research What kind of adults will iPad kids be? Why It’s So Hard to Know What to Do With Your Baby YouTube's latest hit: neon superheroes, giant ducks and plenty of lycra