Alice and Rose discuss the anatomy of a dinner fight about mental development for about 10 minutes followed by Rose having a moment of either self-reflection or self-doubt which Tim has decided to leave in. Then, it's essentially couples' therapy with an acknowledgment that despite all the fighting and bickering - this is the very closest to a relationship Rose has ever experienced with another person. Meanwhile Alice's co-dependent relationships abound and some light ruminations on fears...

Alice and Rose get the microphones out after watching the 2016 romantic comedy 'How To Be Single'. They talk about love, life, relationships and the subliminal reinforcement of white supremacy through a lack of onscreen representation. Aussie Annie makes an unwelcome return.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice bought a microwave and it may have led to a fuse blowing in the Airbnb. The discussion quickly devolves into a full examination of Rose and Alice's particular brands of anxiety. Not many laughs in this one but sometimes you have to get heavy, y'know.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Rose are back in the UK, back in a quarantine and absolutely back on form. The two plan their imaginary weddings and get into a lengthy and somewhat boring argument about open marriages. Both Alice and Rose recorded this episode lying down and Alice is currently on her period. Email [email protected]   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A episode of Boners start with donuts, continues with Alice's vape struggle, rounds the barriers to both gals potential political careers and ends with a realisation that having to stand by your own opinions is too hard. Why does anyone do it? Also - Chris Martin is hot and no correspondence will be entered into on this matter. Thank you.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Rose are back in lockdown together and that can mean only one thing - more Boners of The Heart! Alice is claiming vehemently that this show passes the Béchamel Sauce Test. Rose is under pressure to figure out whether she's getting too famous to lust after celebrities, and worse still, if it's still a valid podcast premise in 2020. Greg The Egg gets a good, strong look in and Russell Crowe is very much off the list. May not have ever actually been on it!   See acast.com/privacy for...

Alice defends Kelly Clarkson despite Rose not bringing her up or having any opinion about her. Alice attacks Rose for her choice to be a strong, independent woman who doesn't reply to texts. Have you noticed that Rose writes these descriptions? I wonder if she'll ever know (she won't).   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today's episode! We discuss: regretful covid purchases, depression, optimism and sleep. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

The gorgeous girlies speak on their frequency of showers, memories of sex and Rose continues to campaign for the podcast to end for good. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Alice and Rose have finished their travel isolation and have been legally separated. Will their natural chemistry still translate over Zoom? No. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

A little trailer letting people know what's up now for The Boners of The Heart from here on. TL;DL Rose and Alice are parting ways but will still be recording episodes. Thanks to the Sneddens and [email protected] is still the email aadress for all your late night drunk messages! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Alice and Rose talk at length about what they find attractive in a person. Alice paints a picture of an egg while Rose lies on the couch in the sun. They round it out with an unhinged act out of Dolly Parton meeting Holly Hunter in the bathrooms of the 2002 Hurricane Katrina fundraiser. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

An extra long episode recorded from Alice's bed. Alice and Rose talk Ellen, argue about Alice's lack of hobbies but mostly talk about the downsides of capitalism. It's a long one so we honestly won't be offended if you don't listen to the whole thing. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Alice and Rose tease their live debate on Friday re: How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days and reassure you that their friendship is intact. At one point Alice has to go down to turn the garden tap off for her dad, and they critique Florence Pugh's instagram salad. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Alice and Rose have an incredibly heated discussion over who is more in the wrong in the 2003 film 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days'. P.S. They remain friends for now.  For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Alice and Rose have a heated debate over manners. That's the whole episode. Expect nothing more.  For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Rose j'accuses Alice of looking at her underarm hair for too long. They tackle large philosophical problems with very little knowledge on the subject. Rose barely talks Alice out of getting fillers. Alice's dad fills the compost bin quite noisily.  For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Alice and Rose bicker over who has done the ‘bulk of the cooking’ in the flat. They talk ideal celeb isolation buddies, as well a new foray into a segment they will invariably forget to keep doing, “How is Elio masturbating today in isolation?” For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

After a weekend off podcasting, ALice and Rose are back and so is Rose's period - at the stoke of midnight. Like a church bell. Your hosts rate the cast of Succession, tell a dog to be quiet a lot and have approximately 3 - 5 mini fights in this episode. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Alice's worst day in lockdown yet and she's resorted to shopping for sex toys. Meanwhile, Rose is going OK. Hates running. Bit bored. Stalking ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriends. You know what? Maybe not OK. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Rose "Actually Very Affectionate" Matafeo gets into her love language and let's us know she is NOT pregnant (unless there's some kind of period miracle going on here). An actual call and an actual dog on this episode. We find out Alice's kink and a return of How Would Ross F***. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Rose is getting her period soon and has f***ed her back. Alice has too much on, despite being in isolation. The productivity trap has entrapped us all and your hosts have had a big fight. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Alice has left her boxing gloves in the rain and Rose is not feeling great and that's fine! The phones are running hot. But do not rely on these gals. Some #CovidCrush's, some emails and no responsibilities. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy