Episodes
It’s our fourth Timecop episode! And this time Timebot 500 is taking us back to the year 1991 for a deep dive into all the news, cultural affairs, music and movies of the day! We do some quizzes and play our usual game of “shove them back in or let them live” for celebrities who were born that year plus there’s just too much awesome stuff to list, (in fact, we totally tore off more than we could chew), music was too good, movies were too good, TV was too good, everything was better. You can...
Published 07/06/22
On this episode we’re talking about the ancient history of magic and reviewing the film Gingerdead Man Vs Evil Bong from 2013! Plus chatty sex robots, hilarious killer elephants, insane long thumbs and google knows how long your penis is. Music from Nexo, The Condos, Vintage War, The Milwaukees and Liquids. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast! #podcast #podcasts #punkpodcast #punkrockpodcast #hardcorepodcast #diypunk...
Published 06/22/22
On this episode we’re talking about (the greatest band of all time) The Misfits and reviewing (the worst movie of all time) The Astro Zombies from 1968! Plus people called Josh fight with their noodles, people with no shame sell their grotty fluids, people in Japan turn into dogs and people rejoice as Christopher Biggins eats his battered sausage! Music from Thee Hearses, Shooting Daggers, Girls Like Us, Sicko and F Emasculata. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly...
Published 06/08/22
On this episode we’re discussing the Church Of The Subgenius (the greatest thing you’ve probably never heard of!) and reviewing the film Deathrow Gameshow from 1987! Plus insects in the cock, rappers in the court, colour in the chips and elderly priests on the porn hub. Music from Vampire Slumber Party, 51st State, Droopies, Travis Cut and Rough Gutts! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 05/25/22
On this episode we’re doing a deep dive into the mysterious world of Folk Horror and reviewing Never Too Young To Die from 1986! Plus microwaves attack, Jim Carey takes over the free world, humans and cats share nuptials and we give up on the entire human race! Music from Snuff, Dr Sure’s Unusual Practice, Mundo Primitivo, Carnated and Omega Tribe! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 05/11/22
On this episode we we review our Manchester Punk Fest experience and review Red Surf from 1989! Plus we find more large items in people’s bottoms, find massive penis monsters in Loch Ness, show gorillas our holiday snaps and catch up with all our little conspiracy theory friends! Music from Ancst, Christmas, Oi Polloi, Martha and Monolithian You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 04/27/22
A very special extra episode of our live podcast from Manchester Punk Festival! Thank you so much to everyone who came and saw us and got involved! Head over to our Instagram page @breakfastpunxpodcast if you want to play along with a game of “guess the shit drawing” while you’re listening. Thanks again to Andy and everyone who organised the fest and let us take part! Also, huge thanks to Simon and Alex who blew it out of the park after us on their Seabin Podcast episode! Check out...
Published 04/18/22
On this episode we we're discussing New York Hardcore and reviewing Surf Nazis Must Die from 1987! Plus big crisps, big farts, cross bowed drunkards, sausage roll addicts and John Travolta and his friends eat a cheap pizza. Music from The Bollweevils, Nafra, Desborde, End Of The Century Party and Sniff. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast! #podcast #podcasts #punkpodcast #punkrockpodcast #hardcorepodcast #diypunk...
Published 04/13/22
On this episode we we're discussing the Hopeless Records sampler Hopelessly Devoted To You Vol 1 and reviewing the drag queen classic Vegas In Space from 1991! Plus more ridiculous world records, more weird sex games, aging nu metallers get upset with young people and everyone gets attacked with knives. Music from Grand Collapse, Corrupt Vision, Disaster Forecast, Night Vision, Okumay and Chinese Junk. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at...
Published 03/30/22
On this episode we talk about the music producer Phil Spector and review Vice Girls from 1997 starring none other than his murder victim! Plus time travellers love football, goats love the law, bears love stealing picnics and everyone loves dogs! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 03/16/22
On this episode we talk about the filmaker, pornographer and general weirdo Rinse Dream aka Stephen Sayadian and review the classic punk documentary The Decline Of Western Civilisation! Plus a massive Hastings gig roundup, some erotic balloon action, a bit of poo sniffing for money and Steve Albini is a juggalo now. Music from Cosmit, Midwich Cuckoos, The Other Ones, Mass Lines and Jason Stirling And The Blue Moon Band You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at...
Published 03/02/22
This episode we’re playing Timecop again with our best mate Timebot 500 by going back to the year 1974 for a deep dive on all the news, culture music and films it has to offer! We get spooky with synchronicities, revolutionary with Patty Hearst, bouncy with Divine and dirty with Flesh Gordon! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 02/16/22
On this episode we discuss the Washington DC punk and politics movement “Revolution Summer” and review Battlefield Earth from 2000! Plus good dog’s eat flying sausages, Neil Young argues with the clouds, a snowman gets sent through the post and Uri Geller desperately misses the spot light. Music from Mesh, Trigger Cut, Dean McMullen, TVO and The Astronauts! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 02/02/22
On this episode we’re discussing the Heaven’s Gate doomsday cult and reviewing Barb Wire from 1996! Plus everyone farts in jars, Kim Jong Il f*****g loves carbs, we uncover a possible CIA conspiracy to start a war with shrubbery and some welsh cock rockers get a well deserved pay day! Music from Taqbir, Isolation, Hits, Quincy Punx and Pisskrieg! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 01/19/22
On this episode we’re saying goodbye to 2021 with some favourite moments and some posi news stories and we’re reviewing Noah’s Shark from 2021! Plus we meet the ghosts of greater Norfolk, feed samosas to Robbie Williams after he gets abducted by Welsh aliens, get some children high off electric shocks and rally to bring back some smiles. Music from some of our favourite releases of 2021 by Desbord, Ponys Auf Pump, Et On Tuera Tous Les Affreux, La Fraction and Generacion Suicida! You can...
Published 01/05/22
On this episode we’re holding the Breakfast Punx Xmas party, answering all your listener questions and reviewing Santa With Muscles from 1996! Plus an antique bomb clogs an anus, some camels get some Botox, Siobhan stands up for the rights of human to cat breast feeding and we both get progressively more pissed. Music from Christmas, Gay Panic Defence, Lizard Hips, Tribute and Cheekface!
Published 12/22/21
On this episode we discuss Desolation Center which was a series of guerrilla music and art performances which took place in the early 80’s in the middle of the desert! Along with a review of The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed Up Zombies from 1964! Plus Karen goes to hell with some dead babies, Richard escapes a cracking party in a helicopter, JP makes cool friends with some aliens and the f*****g Covid makes us get all philosophical. Music from High Vis,...
Published 12/08/21
On this episode we discuss the Epitaph Records compilation Punk-O-Rama and review Beer Money from 2001 along with a Nice As Pie Race review and a big gig roundup. Plus idiots with chips, robbers with giant penises, Martians with stupid apocalypse warnings and a racist dad with face paints. Music from Electric Press, Anthrax, Bottlekids, Digger and Nanny!
Published 11/24/21
On this episode we discuss the Real Life Superhero movement and review The Girl On The Third Floor from 2019! Plus poos in space! potato’s in hats! Idiots in the metaverse and bishops in satanic lust! Music from Disaster Forecast, Rash Decision, Po-Lice, Black Fork and Better Reality
Published 11/10/21
On this episode we discuss the Unarius UFO cult and review the film Halloween 3 Season Of The Witch from 1982! Plus nurses have flatulence, sausage dogs have good music taste, poos attack the bourgeoisie and Gene Simmons bad mouths Norfolk. Music from Nothing Clean, Slut Magic, Dad, Samuel and Andy T!
Published 10/27/21
On this episode we’re discussing the TV show Arthur C Clarke’s Mysterious World and reviewing the film Thrashin’ from 1986! Plus sexy goings on in Dorset, artsy goings on in Denmark, drunken goings on in Norfolk and a 4ft bunny rabbit. Music from Misgivings, Emily Flea, On A Hiding To Nothing, Nightmare Boyzzz and Cool Jerks!
Published 10/13/21
On this episode we’re looking back at Wotsit Called Fest 2021 and reviewing the film Rockula from 1990! Plus we join an elderly grime band, get abducted by a penguins spaceship, scream inside our hearts and talk about poos a lot. Music from Rort Menace, Shackleford, Sniff, Sharkpact and This Living Wreck!
Published 09/29/21
This episode we’re scrapping the format again for our second edition of Timecop in which we hook up with our mate, Timebot 500, and go back to the year 2003 for a deep dive into the popular culture of the time! There’s some Norfolk rapping, a couple of murders, some MySpace chat, a few diamonds in the rough and a lot of despairing.
Published 09/15/21
On this episode we’re talking all things Devo and reviewing the film Cradle Of Fear from 2001! Plus Michael Jackson eats cookies via his new wife’s mouth, Joey Chestnut eats PB&J’s to save himself from an early grave, Daniel Filth eats a muppet cat in a strange way and Timebot 500 eats up a load of our time. Music from Stay Put, Bobby Funk, Axe Rash, I Object and Kiss Me, Killer.
Published 09/01/21
On this episode we discuss the web series Hellier and review the film Firepower from 1993! Plus anti-vaxxers get the Disney treatment, the Galactic Federation gets spied on by an archaeologist’s alien friend, the Juggalos make a brief return and we plan some spooky going’s on. Music from Ponys Auf Pump, Plot 32, Chain Cult, Vampire Slumber Party and Weak Ties!
Published 08/18/21