Episodes
Breakfast Punx Podcast is 50 episodes old! Can you believe it? Well we certainly can! We’re celebrating with a super loose episode about what we’ve loved and learned from all these countless hours of podcasting! Plus hen do’s are ruined, the French are lazy, smoking is good and a skipping rope goes up someone’s cock. Music from Negative Measures, Telesatan, Girls Like Us and Lynskey. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 11/23/22
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re continuing our Lo-Fi Culture series with a look at lo-fi film and visual media including John Waters, some early LA hardcore films, the Cinema Of Transgression and loads more! Plus giant penises over Russia, giant poos outside a Tory politicians door, giant racists who feel victimised and giant wrestlers playing bass for the Rolling Stones. Music from Sectarian Bloom, Other Half, Sentimiento and Thee Leatherettes. You can now support us...
Published 11/09/22
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re continuing our Lo-Fi Culture series with a look at lo-fi music and bedroom production. Plus Giant pranksters in Scotland! Sexy ghosts in Texas! Loveable poos in Warrington! And turnip terrorists in Norfolk! Music from Vampire Slumber Party, The Butters Aliens, Xui and Customer. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast! #podcast #podcasts #punkpodcast #punkrockpodcast...
Published 10/26/22
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re starting our Lo-Fi Culture series with an in-depth look into Zines and the small press. Plus poo on the face, Elvis in the ketchup, anal beads in a dogs mouth and a myriad of ghosts in Norfolk! Music from Shove, Pink Suits, Cult Sickness and Sleep In Motion! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 10/12/22
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast it’s our yearly Wotsit Called Fest special with a full review of the whole weekend (spoiler; it was a bit good) Plus Nicholas Cage hangs with cats, asparagus tells the future, we hang out with loads of Nigel’s and a man pisses on his ex wife’s grave. Music from some of our favourites from WCF; Anthrax, Froggy And The Rindges, Batwolf and Skiv! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at...
Published 09/28/22
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re discussing the batshit crazy world of the Anarcho-Capitalist holiday camp Anarchapulco, the inspiring world of CrimethInc and fumble around in the dark with some anarchist theory! Plus we get spooky with synchronicities, s****y with shopping, stiff with sovereignty and sexy with sheds Music from Maudit Dragon, Tokyo Lungs, Electric Frankenstein and Birthday Raven. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at...
Published 09/14/22
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re covering the phenomenon of Shock Rock with discussions about GWAR, The Mentors, GG Allin, political correctness, loss of empathy and baying crowds. Plus vaginal perfume, interspecies dating, we book bands for a wanking festival and there’s a major loo roll argument. Music from Rifle, Videotapes, Older Siblings and Wormboys! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 08/31/22
This episode we’re discussing the new Woodstock 99 documentary and comparing the 60’s dream with the 90’s nightmare by getting all generational with the boomers and the millennials! Plus f*****g in the street, drinking in the horse pen, crypto currency in the bible and we taste YOUR name. Music from Nervous Rex, Lynskey, Assert and Faux Machismo. You can now support us via www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast
Published 08/17/22
Welcome to the NEW AND IMPROVED Breakfast Punx! The sound quality is way better and we’ve dropped the crappy movie reviews for a looser, (hopefully) funner listening experience! We kick off this new era by picking our Top Ten “Things” from the David Lynch series Twin Peaks and we revisit last weeks discussion about the problems facing the DIY punk scene. Plus public masturbation! Robots attack! Nu Metal dickheads and a comedy tortoise! (Apologies, due to my inability to use the...
Published 08/03/22
Poor ticket sales! Cancelled gigs! Everyone's broke! Record label's having to tie up loads of money waiting for vinyl to be pressed! It's a DIY (punk scene) SOS and we, your intrepid (but immeasurably unqualified) hosts are bravely tackling it with chat! Oh, and we review the movie Get Crazy from 1983! Plus cheeky dogs win awards, sexy bees get sexy, big muscled ghosts touch legs and we wish a cum based death on Bruce Willis. Music from Uncivilized, David Delinquent And The IOU's, Contract...
Published 07/20/22
It’s our fourth Timecop episode! And this time Timebot 500 is taking us back to the year 1991 for a deep dive into all the news, cultural affairs, music and movies of the day! We do some quizzes and play our usual game of “shove them back in or let them live” for celebrities who were born that year plus there’s just too much awesome stuff to list, (in fact, we totally tore off more than we could chew), music was too good, movies were too good, TV was too good, everything was better. You can...
Published 07/06/22
On this episode we’re talking about the ancient history of magic and reviewing the film Gingerdead Man Vs Evil Bong from 2013! Plus chatty sex robots, hilarious killer elephants, insane long thumbs and google knows how long your penis is. Music from Nexo, The Condos, Vintage War, The Milwaukees and Liquids. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast! #podcast #podcasts #punkpodcast #punkrockpodcast #hardcorepodcast #diypunk...
Published 06/22/22
On this episode we’re talking about (the greatest band of all time) The Misfits and reviewing (the worst movie of all time) The Astro Zombies from 1968! Plus people called Josh fight with their noodles, people with no shame sell their grotty fluids, people in Japan turn into dogs and people rejoice as Christopher Biggins eats his battered sausage! Music from Thee Hearses, Shooting Daggers, Girls Like Us, Sicko and F Emasculata. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly...
Published 06/08/22
On this episode we’re discussing the Church Of The Subgenius (the greatest thing you’ve probably never heard of!) and reviewing the film Deathrow Gameshow from 1987! Plus insects in the cock, rappers in the court, colour in the chips and elderly priests on the porn hub. Music from Vampire Slumber Party, 51st State, Droopies, Travis Cut and Rough Gutts! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 05/25/22
On this episode we’re doing a deep dive into the mysterious world of Folk Horror and reviewing Never Too Young To Die from 1986! Plus microwaves attack, Jim Carey takes over the free world, humans and cats share nuptials and we give up on the entire human race! Music from Snuff, Dr Sure’s Unusual Practice, Mundo Primitivo, Carnated and Omega Tribe! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 05/11/22
On this episode we we review our Manchester Punk Fest experience and review Red Surf from 1989! Plus we find more large items in people’s bottoms, find massive penis monsters in Loch Ness, show gorillas our holiday snaps and catch up with all our little conspiracy theory friends! Music from Ancst, Christmas, Oi Polloi, Martha and Monolithian You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 04/27/22
A very special extra episode of our live podcast from Manchester Punk Festival! Thank you so much to everyone who came and saw us and got involved! Head over to our Instagram page @breakfastpunxpodcast if you want to play along with a game of “guess the shit drawing” while you’re listening. Thanks again to Andy and everyone who organised the fest and let us take part! Also, huge thanks to Simon and Alex who blew it out of the park after us on their Seabin Podcast episode! Check out...
Published 04/18/22
On this episode we we're discussing New York Hardcore and reviewing Surf Nazis Must Die from 1987! Plus big crisps, big farts, cross bowed drunkards, sausage roll addicts and John Travolta and his friends eat a cheap pizza. Music from The Bollweevils, Nafra, Desborde, End Of The Century Party and Sniff. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast! #podcast #podcasts #punkpodcast #punkrockpodcast #hardcorepodcast #diypunk...
Published 04/13/22
On this episode we we're discussing the Hopeless Records sampler Hopelessly Devoted To You Vol 1 and reviewing the drag queen classic Vegas In Space from 1991! Plus more ridiculous world records, more weird sex games, aging nu metallers get upset with young people and everyone gets attacked with knives. Music from Grand Collapse, Corrupt Vision, Disaster Forecast, Night Vision, Okumay and Chinese Junk. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at...
Published 03/30/22
On this episode we talk about the music producer Phil Spector and review Vice Girls from 1997 starring none other than his murder victim! Plus time travellers love football, goats love the law, bears love stealing picnics and everyone loves dogs! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 03/16/22
On this episode we talk about the filmaker, pornographer and general weirdo Rinse Dream aka Stephen Sayadian and review the classic punk documentary The Decline Of Western Civilisation! Plus a massive Hastings gig roundup, some erotic balloon action, a bit of poo sniffing for money and Steve Albini is a juggalo now. Music from Cosmit, Midwich Cuckoos, The Other Ones, Mass Lines and Jason Stirling And The Blue Moon Band You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at...
Published 03/02/22
This episode we’re playing Timecop again with our best mate Timebot 500 by going back to the year 1974 for a deep dive on all the news, culture music and films it has to offer! We get spooky with synchronicities, revolutionary with Patty Hearst, bouncy with Divine and dirty with Flesh Gordon! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 02/16/22
On this episode we discuss the Washington DC punk and politics movement “Revolution Summer” and review Battlefield Earth from 2000! Plus good dog’s eat flying sausages, Neil Young argues with the clouds, a snowman gets sent through the post and Uri Geller desperately misses the spot light. Music from Mesh, Trigger Cut, Dean McMullen, TVO and The Astronauts! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 02/02/22
On this episode we’re discussing the Heaven’s Gate doomsday cult and reviewing Barb Wire from 1996! Plus everyone farts in jars, Kim Jong Il f*****g loves carbs, we uncover a possible CIA conspiracy to start a war with shrubbery and some welsh cock rockers get a well deserved pay day! Music from Taqbir, Isolation, Hits, Quincy Punx and Pisskrieg! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 01/19/22
On this episode we’re saying goodbye to 2021 with some favourite moments and some posi news stories and we’re reviewing Noah’s Shark from 2021! Plus we meet the ghosts of greater Norfolk, feed samosas to Robbie Williams after he gets abducted by Welsh aliens, get some children high off electric shocks and rally to bring back some smiles. Music from some of our favourite releases of 2021 by Desbord, Ponys Auf Pump, Et On Tuera Tous Les Affreux, La Fraction and Generacion Suicida! You can...
Published 01/05/22