Episodes
We are back on the wagon after an 8 month lay off and this is not just a one off but a whole new start! We talk Vegas weddings, past episodes, that dog in a shirt and what the future holds for your favourite Breakfast Punx. Spoiler alert; things they are a changing.
Published 06/05/24
Published 06/05/24
Surprise! Look who’s back like walking corpses with a cheeky new episode of the podcast that refuses to die! And we’re talking about our recent experience at Wacken Festival along with loads more; cat grief, weird experiences in welsh cafe’s, Hamburg sex hotels, driving a Ford fiesta up a mountain (but not as a metaphor) and we answer the age old question of what the f**k is a “smell bag”? Listen, enjoy, whatever.
Published 08/15/23
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re giving you a bit of mixed bag about selfies, narcissism, shit documentary techniques and loads more! Plus a man is hit by a flying cow, a seagull is hit by a sumo eagle, some druids are hit by us and a ghost is stabbed in the penis. Music from Cuir, The Rubs, Revanche and Prize Dinkcamp!
Published 04/26/23
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re talking musical embarrassment live at MPF! Plus a discussion about failure, acapella Shed Seven, David Gray Vs Celine Dion and the gentle sound of an old cat pissing on an old carpet. Music from Distral, Going Off and Alldeepends! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 04/12/23
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re returning to the world of ska punk! It's totally different from the last one I promise... Plus Liberty X go to hell, fun boffins fiddle with poop, armpit sniffers make themselves happy and a slice of pizza is used for no good. Music from Roshambo, The Domestics, Till I'm Bones and Swords Of Thought! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 03/29/23
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re talking all things ska punk! There may or may not be some mental breakdowns… Plus dodgy ice cream people, dodgy nazis, dodgy ways to die and paper is delicious. Music from Juggling Jugulars, Vampire Slumber Party, Moron Butler and Armoured Flu Unit! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 03/15/23
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re talking about Ren And Stimpy, Beavis And Butt-Head and the legacy of creator led cartoons! Plus murderous chip lovers, ancient dildo's, broken cocks and Gregg's employees open the gates of hell. Music from Traume, Estorbo, 77Spears and Sissyfit! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 03/01/23
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re discussing what your favourite punks did after they were punk! Actors, artists, writers, academics, drawers of cats... all sorts! Plus poos in gravy, death by selfie, trophies for puppies and Britain embarrasses itself again. Music from Born, TV Star, A Culture Of Killing and Marmalade Duplex You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 02/15/23
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re talking about Dio, Stranger Things and Heavy Metal's return to the mainstream. Plus how tall are your heroes? What fruit have you swallowed in a condom? If you were going into a fight would you eat something prickly or nice? And some Bungy Satanists. Music from Desiccate, Toilet Rats, George Crustanza and Yellowcake You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 02/01/23
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re talking about the noughties New York indie rock revival! Plus greasy Jesus, tourist Nessy, a horny tortoise and a very romantic butt plug. Music from Angustia Espiritual, Power Flower, Perros Plaga and The Bucky Bombs. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 01/18/23
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re doing our third annual review of the year and trying to find the positive news stories of 2022! Plus a lad, a dad, a kebab and a pair of vaginas. Music from Hysteric Polemix, Haest, The Cheap Pops and Tiny Forehead. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 01/04/23
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re talking about Coulrophobia, Pennywise The Clown and John Wayne Gary! Plus a dog crashes a car, a bin man kicks a snowman, a psychic kills a hamster and parasitic worms have a party in some dudes nut sack Music from Stay Put, Gripe, Lookit Martians and The Ducks. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 12/21/22
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re talking about The Jim Rose Circus Sideshow, Cirkus Redickuless and the modern reinvention of the freak show! Plus monks on meth, pretzels in gapes, vegan sausages in gammons and we plan out the music video we want to leave behind when we die Music from Ether Mech, Prey, Dinosaur Skull and Before Stories You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 12/07/22
Breakfast Punx Podcast is 50 episodes old! Can you believe it? Well we certainly can! We’re celebrating with a super loose episode about what we’ve loved and learned from all these countless hours of podcasting! Plus hen do’s are ruined, the French are lazy, smoking is good and a skipping rope goes up someone’s cock. Music from Negative Measures, Telesatan, Girls Like Us and Lynskey. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 11/23/22
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re continuing our Lo-Fi Culture series with a look at lo-fi film and visual media including John Waters, some early LA hardcore films, the Cinema Of Transgression and loads more! Plus giant penises over Russia, giant poos outside a Tory politicians door, giant racists who feel victimised and giant wrestlers playing bass for the Rolling Stones. Music from Sectarian Bloom, Other Half, Sentimiento and Thee Leatherettes. You can now support us...
Published 11/09/22
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re continuing our Lo-Fi Culture series with a look at lo-fi music and bedroom production. Plus Giant pranksters in Scotland! Sexy ghosts in Texas! Loveable poos in Warrington! And turnip terrorists in Norfolk! Music from Vampire Slumber Party, The Butters Aliens, Xui and Customer. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast! #podcast #podcasts #punkpodcast #punkrockpodcast...
Published 10/26/22
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re starting our Lo-Fi Culture series with an in-depth look into Zines and the small press. Plus poo on the face, Elvis in the ketchup, anal beads in a dogs mouth and a myriad of ghosts in Norfolk! Music from Shove, Pink Suits, Cult Sickness and Sleep In Motion! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 10/12/22
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast it’s our yearly Wotsit Called Fest special with a full review of the whole weekend (spoiler; it was a bit good) Plus Nicholas Cage hangs with cats, asparagus tells the future, we hang out with loads of Nigel’s and a man pisses on his ex wife’s grave. Music from some of our favourites from WCF; Anthrax, Froggy And The Rindges, Batwolf and Skiv! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at...
Published 09/28/22
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re discussing the batshit crazy world of the Anarcho-Capitalist holiday camp Anarchapulco, the inspiring world of CrimethInc and fumble around in the dark with some anarchist theory! Plus we get spooky with synchronicities, s****y with shopping, stiff with sovereignty and sexy with sheds Music from Maudit Dragon, Tokyo Lungs, Electric Frankenstein and Birthday Raven. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at...
Published 09/14/22
On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re covering the phenomenon of Shock Rock with discussions about GWAR, The Mentors, GG Allin, political correctness, loss of empathy and baying crowds. Plus vaginal perfume, interspecies dating, we book bands for a wanking festival and there’s a major loo roll argument. Music from Rifle, Videotapes, Older Siblings and Wormboys! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!
Published 08/31/22
This episode we’re discussing the new Woodstock 99 documentary and comparing the 60’s dream with the 90’s nightmare by getting all generational with the boomers and the millennials! Plus f*****g in the street, drinking in the horse pen, crypto currency in the bible and we taste YOUR name. Music from Nervous Rex, Lynskey, Assert and Faux Machismo. You can now support us via www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast
Published 08/17/22
Welcome to the NEW AND IMPROVED Breakfast Punx! The sound quality is way better and we’ve dropped the crappy movie reviews for a looser, (hopefully) funner listening experience! We kick off this new era by picking our Top Ten “Things” from the David Lynch series Twin Peaks and we revisit last weeks discussion about the problems facing the DIY punk scene. Plus public masturbation! Robots attack! Nu Metal dickheads and a comedy tortoise! (Apologies, due to my inability to use the...
Published 08/03/22
Poor ticket sales! Cancelled gigs! Everyone's broke! Record label's having to tie up loads of money waiting for vinyl to be pressed! It's a DIY (punk scene) SOS and we, your intrepid (but immeasurably unqualified) hosts are bravely tackling it with chat! Oh, and we review the movie Get Crazy from 1983! Plus cheeky dogs win awards, sexy bees get sexy, big muscled ghosts touch legs and we wish a cum based death on Bruce Willis. Music from Uncivilized, David Delinquent And The IOU's, Contract...
Published 07/20/22
It’s our fourth Timecop episode! And this time Timebot 500 is taking us back to the year 1991 for a deep dive into all the news, cultural affairs, music and movies of the day! We do some quizzes and play our usual game of “shove them back in or let them live” for celebrities who were born that year plus there’s just too much awesome stuff to list, (in fact, we totally tore off more than we could chew), music was too good, movies were too good, TV was too good, everything was better. You can...
Published 07/06/22