Episodes
Published 08/12/17
Writer Danielle Henderson joins Nick and Lars to watch the final episode of The World of David the Gnome, a Spanish-animated adaptation of a Dutch children's book series about the adventures of a veterinarian gnome and his animal friends. In the episode we watched, all the main characters die! Enjoy! Send your emails to [email protected]! You can find the episode we watched, "The Mountains of Beyond," on youtube HERE!  ...and SUBSCRIBE TO BREAKFAST QUEST ON iTUNES!
Published 08/12/17
Author and writer Tom O'Donnell returns to Breakfast Studios to join Nick and Lars for an episode of Ghostbusters, the mid-'80s cartoon classic featuring all your favorite characters from the movie of the same name. It's Egon Spengler, Peter Venkman, Slimer, and the rest, battling those ghoulish fiends, the "ghosts" in New York City. Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Ooze, Proton Packs! The whole shebang. This show is as iconic as it gets. Just kidding - we watched that s****y knock-off show with...
Published 07/22/17
Filmmaker and comedian Amanda Justice joins Nick and Lars to watch early '90s Nickelodeon classic Clarissa Explains It All, a live-action sitcom starring Melissa Joan Hart about a precocious teenage girl. The episode we watched is about Clarissa getting a crush on a weatherman and becoming obsessed with weather. Topics discussed within include Point Break, cereal influencing, and the good part of Donnie Darko. Send your emails to [email protected]! You can find the episode we...
Published 06/24/17
Writer Maggie Serota returns to join Nick and Lars for an episode of The Mysterious Cities of Gold, an early '80s Japanese / French animated series about 16th century South America that was broadcast on Nickelodeon through the '80s. The episode that we watched was about a Spanish vagabond named Mendoza stealing a cannon and then getting nearly executed. Topics discussed within include Twin Peaks, sports jokes, and the trustworthiness of birds. Send your emails to [email protected]! ...
Published 06/10/17
Writer and director Geordie Broadwater comes back to Brakfast Quest to join Nick and Lars for an episode of Bionic Six, a mid-'80s boys' action cartoon about a "family" of technologically enhanced superheroes. We watched the series finale, "That's All Folks," which the story of some cartoon characters falling into a dimension filled with cartoon characters and suffering from existential dread. Send your emails to [email protected]! You can find the episode we watched HERE. ...
Published 05/27/17
Writers and comedians Joe Berkowitz and Zoe Schwab join Nick and Lars to enjoy a slice of true cartoon insanity: Mister T, the early '80s animated vehicle for actor and lifestyle brand-made-flesh Mr. T. This series is about the title character driving around the United States with a bus full of gymnasts to find crime and stop it in its tracks. The episode that we watched is about a bunch of New Mexican monks who steal TV's and murder children. HOLY HELL WAS THIS SHOW INTENSE. Send your...
Published 05/13/17
Frontman of Golden Suits and podcaster Fred Nicolaus comes back for another go 'round in Breakfast Studios to join Nick and Lars for an episode of Pusteblume, a live action, German-language educational show from the late '70s. As a first, this is a foreign language show with no subtitles or sound-dubbing, so we basically had no idea what was happening. The episode we watched was about growing pumpkins, so take a listen if you want to hear three people not understanding how to grow pumpkins! ...
Published 04/29/17
Patrick Monahan returns to join Nick and Lars for an episode of the action anime classic Dragon Ball Z (on the recommendation of Thomas, a listener who sent some suggestions to us in an email). If you don't know the show, it's an incredibly slow-moving and lore-rich show about dudes who fight each other by talking about fighting each other. The episode we watched is the one where series protagonist Goku gets so mad his hair changes color. Send your emails to [email protected]! You...
Published 04/15/17
Comedian and actor (and Nick's spouse) Faryl Amadeus joins Nick and Lars to watch an episode of Kids Incorporated, a musically-driven live-action sitcom that originally aired on The Disney Channel from the mid-'80s to mid-'90s. The episode we watched was somehow a meditation on the birth of modernity via the emergence of comedy as legitimate cinema, set during the early days of silent film. Weird. Send your emails to [email protected]! You can watch the episode we watched HERE. ...
Published 04/01/17
Comedian Branson Reese joins Nick and Lars to watch an episode of Emu's Pink Windmill Show, a live-action kids' variety show starring British comedian Rod Hull and his emu puppet, Emu. It's most famous for incredible dancing from its cast of child actors, but the episode that we watched also included witches, robots, and lots of confusing British geographical names. Topics discussed include mismatched socks, environmentalism, and motorcycle tragedies. Send your emails to...
Published 03/18/17
We will be back next week with a new episode of Breakfast Quest with a brand new guest and a brand new kids' TV show, but in the meantime, maybe you'd like to listen to this special Breakfast Bonus. This podcast is a low-key conversation between Lars and his mom, discussing Moomin, Sweden, Japan, and all the things they have in common. Something a little different. Enjoy! Send your emails to [email protected]! ...and SUBSCRIBE TO BREAKFAST QUEST ON iTUNES!
Published 03/11/17
Comedian Mary Houlihan returns to Breakfast Quest to join Nick and Lars for something... a little different. In a rare variation from the norm, the show featured on this podcast is one that your hosts have an actual connection and sentimentality toward. In this case, we watched Moomin, the 1990 anime adaptation of Tove Jansson's classic Scandinavian children's book series. The episode we watched is about the main character finding and befriending a cute little dragon and how all friendships...
Published 03/04/17
Comedian and actor Connor Ratliff joins Nick and Lars for something... a little different. For the first time ever, our guest sourced the show for the podcast - in this case it was The Letter People, a mid-'70s puppet-driven educational series produced in St. Louis whose purpose is to teach children how to read. We watched two episodes - one about the letter R joining an avant garde rock band, and another about the letter R flying deep into space to rescue a captive vowel. It's a weird one. ...
Published 02/18/17
Comedian Jason Torres returns to Breakfast Quest to join Nick and Lars for an episode of Centurions, a mid-'80s cartoon with a strong toy tie-in about a trio of military dudes that blow the hell out of everything with tons of weapons and whatnot. The episode we watched is about a bunch of plants that kill all of the life on earth and a dog that learns how to love... murder. Topics discussed within include wizardly vestments, the twist in Split, and the wisdom of exploiting weakness. Send...
Published 02/04/17
Fan favorite Rachel Millman and Breakfast newcomer Nate Lamagna join Nick and Lars to enjoy an episode of the 1991 animated Macauley Culkin vehicle Wish Kid. The show stars Mr. Culkin as a boy with a magical baseball glove that grants wishes and ruins innocents lives. The episode that we watched was about baseball getting ruined by one young man's wish. Topics discussed within include Donald Trump's sex stuff, frozen dinners, and shaving points. Send your emails to...
Published 01/21/17
Comedian and writer Halle Kiefer helps Nick and Lars kick off the new year by watching an episode the classic Nickelodeon sketch comedy series You Can't Do That on Television. We watched an episode from 1981 with a wide range of sketches about ripoffs and warranty fraud. Topics discussed within include wizardry, the twist in M. Night Shyamalan's Split, and Leslies. Send your emails to [email protected]! You can watch the episode we watched HERE. ...and SUBSCRIBE TO BREAKFAST...
Published 01/07/17
Comedian Joe Rumrill joins Nick and Lars to watch a somewhat obscure, somewhat forgotten, mostly Canadian animated kids' special from the mid-'70s, called A Cosmic Christmas. In it, three aliens land in the frozen north and guilt trip a kid into feeling about how all the adults in town are total a-holes. Enjoy the holidays, everyone! We'll see y'all again in the new year. Send your emails to [email protected]! You can watch A Cosmic Christmas on youtube here. ...and SUBSCRIBE TO...
Published 12/24/16
It's our year-end report on all things XXXXX in kids' TV and movies. This year, Nick and Lars focus on all things scary with HEXSTRAVAGANZA, our celebration / condemnation of all things scary from years past. Stuff gets serious, so please, we advise you to strap in. Send your emails to [email protected]! Follow along with our unrelenting clip-viewing by checking out our SCARY STUFF playlist on youtube! ...and SUBSCRIBE TO BREAKFAST QUEST ON iTUNES!  
Published 12/10/16
Comedian Jo Firestone comes by Breakfast Studios to join Nick and Lars for the final week of NOWvember, our month-long investigation into all things CURRENT and HIP and COOL FOR THE KIDS. We watched a Disney XD cartoon called Star vs the Forces of Evil, and guess what? It was pretty good! Topics discussed include yogurt, body pockets, and being open about your insecurities. Send your emails to [email protected]! You can watch "NAYSAYA," the episode we watched, on the digital media...
Published 11/26/16
Jill Twiss, comedian and writer for Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, joins Nick and Lars for week 3 of NOWvember, our month-long journey into all that is current and topical in the ceaseless world of children's television. We watched K.C. Undercover, a live-action Disney Channel sitcom starring supposed famous person Zendaya, in which typical family comedy plots are smashed together with over-the-top tactical espionage action. In the episode we watched, the main character belts a teacher...
Published 11/19/16
NOWvember, our month-long celebration of all things current and relevant and exciting continues with musician Rebecca Schiffman joining Nick and Lars for an episode of Kuu Kuu Harajuku. What's Kuu Kuu Harajuku, you ask? Well, it's Gwen Stefani's vanity cartoon about shallow assholes being shallow assholes to each other. Enjoy! Send your emails to [email protected]! We watched the first episode, "Totally Teen Genie." You can find it and more about this show at Nickelodeon's official...
Published 11/12/16
Comedian Pat Baer joins Nick and Lars for the first week of NOWvember, our month-long delve into only the freshest and most current children's television. We kick things off with a look at Teen Titans Go, a comedy cartoon with a bunch of DC Comics characters being very fast at each other. The episode we watched is about pro wrestling and is the most densely packed thing we have ever seen in our entire lives. Send your emails to [email protected]! You can watch the episode we...
Published 11/05/16
BONUS EPISODE! With NOWvember (our special theme month featuring episodes covering only CURRENT and NEW kids' shows) right around the corner, join Nick and Lars as they figure out what the hell is happening with current children's entertainment and lock in the episodes for the coming month. It's a fly-on-the-wall look at the most rigorous process in all of podcasting. Send your emails to [email protected]! ...and SUBSCRIBE TO BREAKFAST QUEST ON iTUNES!
Published 10/29/16
Video games producer Scott Hoffer stops by to join Nick and Lars for an episode of The Inside Story with Slim Goodbody, a 1980s live-action educational series that teaches children about the power of their bodies. And also the power of song and dance. Don't do anything with your endocrine system before you listen to this episode! Send your emails to [email protected]! You can watch the episode we watched HERE. ...and SUBSCRIBE TO BREAKFAST QUEST ON iTUNES!
Published 10/15/16