[Update: if you're reading this, then you're listening to an updated version of this episode with a more aggressive denoise filter, to try to combat the karaoke jingles playing incessantly in the background 🎤.] Welcome to the rhetorical Bemusement Park that is the Breaking Change podcast! This episode was recorded in Japan, the recording of which was an ordeal that you will hear all about if you choose to press play and listen to this version of the podcast. I have failed you all, however, because I had to duck out of my "recording" "booth" ahead of schedule and I didn't get to any items from the mailbag. That means now's your chance to skip the line ahead of all those other mailbaggers by rapid-firing off an e-mail to [email protected] for inclusion in a theoretical, unannounced, unsure-if-it'll-even-happen version 13. Heard people liked URLs so I hallucinated some for you: Golden Week Justin's "Backside of water" 2024 tour: Matsue Tottori Kanazawa Toyama Niigata …TBD Ruby Kaigi Pen-san's keynote Koic's LSP talk Nintendo's incredible Switch profits Heroku finally supports HTTP2 John Ternus may be the next Apple CEO Copilot + PC = ? Correction: Dub Dub is June 10th, not June 7th さようなら