also, please, be more like Ivy

also, our toaster oven caught on fire and realtors be desperate!

i currently have 8 credit cards AND i shoulda never skipped leg day

also: Frankie 9, Window Screens 0; Lennox didn't wear a costume but went trick-or-treating anyway; and do you refrigerate your tomatoes and/ or apples?

i dont wanna be that guy but yet i am that guy..

also, book readers don't be respecting us magazine readers!

How much is a friendship worth? $1.40 per year.

also, Frankie: The Escape Artist

also, i still don't want to go shooting with my co-worker

Also, which emoji do you send to someone getting divorced?

also, do you warsh your chicken?

and, how many pillows is too many pillows?

And, the accident was 100% my fault.

Also, Carolyn is using makeup with snail leavins as an ingredient

Lizard Lips thinks we should have 2 locks on our front door

Also, i didn't brush before seeing the dentist, there's a piano at Kaiser, Walden Farms coffee creamer is terrible, Carolyn bought herself a ring on Temu for $1.19 and she killed spider eggs.

have we all had enough of rocks flying out of the back of trucks?!

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Also, I'm cutting the cord for a different, less expensive cord

also, Carolyn is on the Jamie Lee Curtis diet

Also, what's up with people who don't charge their cellular telephones overnite?

Also, cutting your fingernails in the kitchen, drinking pickle juice and how to keep your house cool during the scalding hot summer months

Also, do you loan your co-workers money?

Also, women can't wash off their makeup in the shower, we tried buying a bike for Lennox, and we watched that new Scott Peterson doc. Oh and Carolyn went to the restaurant of the future!