Episodes
Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episodes 22 and 23
This week, Princess was right about Bar. Also, has anyone seen Robert?
Published 11/17/24
Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episode 20 and 21
This week, Princess wishes Ashley and Bar would break up for good. Also, Sean is a hobosexual.
Published 11/10/24
Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episode 18 and 19
This week, Princess explains to a pirate that $30 a week to take care of your kids is peanuts. Also, nobody is moving to Atlanta.
Published 11/03/24
Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episodes 16 and 17
This week, Princess has crossed over into the 1B section of the season.
Published 10/27/24
Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episodes 13 and 14
This week, Princess is very upset about Bar's birthday brawl.
Published 10/20/24
Teen Mom Young and Pregnant, Episodes 11 and 12
This week, Princess agrees with a baby thug AND a pirate and she doesn't like it!!!
Published 10/13/24
Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episode 9 and 10
This week, Princess is very upset that we're all being harassed by a pirate because of Kayla's poor pussy management.
Published 10/06/24
This week, Princess is encouraging all of the Teen Moms to kick people out of their homes and turn down marriage proposals. Mama gotta have a life, too.
Published 09/22/24
Teen Mom, Young and Pregnant, Season 1, Episode 5 and 6
This week, Princess is back to talk about very young mothers.
Published 09/15/24
Princess has been hacked! Ok, maybe she lost her show notes herself but they're gone and we gotta figure something out today.
Published 09/09/24
content warning: intimate partner abuse, sexual abuse, child abuse drug use
This week, Princess it talking about a bodybuilder murder.
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This episode was originally published on July 25, 2024 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon page.
Published 09/01/24
This week, Princess is joined by Carla (@theremightbecupcakes) to talk about the teens who are young and pregnant.
Published 08/25/24
Teen Mom, Young and Pregnant, Season 1, Episodes 1 and 2
Welcome to Season 16 of Bye Pumkin! This week, Princess is reacquainting herself with the girls and remembering when she thought Brianna was just a cute little sweetie and Bar had potential.
Published 08/18/24
content warning: child abuse, sexual assault, self harm, and drug abuse
This week, Princess wants to talk about the teen wilderness therapy industry.
Published 08/11/24
content warning: miscarriage
This week, Princess wants to talk about Brittany DeJesus.
Published 08/04/24
This week, Princess looks for Wendy Williams and doesn't find her.
content note: Due to lack of electricity and the loss of Bob Newhart, Princess was unable to record this week. This episode was originally published Feb 29, 2024 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon. If you'd like more of this type of content, go to www.patreon.com/byepumkin.
Published 07/21/24
content warning: sexual assault, self harm
This week, Princess talks about racial bias, gender politics, and sex. Yeah, this is about Bridgerton.
Published 07/14/24
Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episodes 15, 16, and 17
This week, Princess says goodbye to the Bad Girls.
Published 07/07/24
Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 14
This week, Princess watches the Bad Girls move out of the house.
Published 06/30/24
Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 13
This week, Princess and the Bad Girls go to Barcelona.
Published 06/23/24
Bad Girls Club S12, E12
This week, Princess is a victim of hoo doo! Also, we get a new girl in the house and nobody likes her!
Published 06/16/24
Bad Girls Club, S12, E11
This week, Princess meets the girls' families and tries to explain Redd, Alex Newell, and her deep desire to be dumb.
Published 06/09/24
Bad Girls Club, season 12, episode 10
This week, Princess is wondering who the Fab 4 are gonna bully next. Also, why would anyone ever let a man named Markell play them.
Published 06/02/24
My Super Sweet Sixteen, Season 4, Episode 8
Let's go back to the original "spendy" kids show and the first time we met Teyana Taylor.
This episode was originally published on the Patreon on 2.4.24 and is being republished during the Memorial Day holiday. For more content like this, go to www.patreon.com/byepumkin.
Published 05/27/24