Episodes
Alternative Titles for this episode include Happy Little Chrishmash, Trough Warfare, Blue Yonkers, Join Kristi, the momma, and Jordan, the daughter, for another chat! We talk about snacks and their relation to Jeopardy, explore Jordan’s fear of heights, expand on the scourage of female opera singers, explore the sleeping habits of dogs, and most importantly, we discuss beloved Christmas songs, cards, movies, and more. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 12/15/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include Call It Mom, Top Notch Matcha, Fancy Whipped Cream, and Mother Frother Join Kristi and Jordan for this week’s shorter episode! Mother and Daughter duo had only a few minutes today, but we wanted to record about an important topic: coffee! It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 12/08/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include Jimbo Fisher Buy Out GoFundMe, Horrible Awful No-Good Man, Frozen Lion Head in Paul Hollywood’s Freezer, and Yoo Hoo - Bath and Body Works Sale We are back after the holiday for another episode! In this installment, Kristi gets summoned to do her civic duty, we do our usual book corner and talk through our love for competition shows, and Jordan wraps a lot of Christmas presents. It’s time to Call Your Mom! Our thoughts and prayers are with the...
Published 12/01/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include Eat the Turkey Butt, All the Sage in the County, Wild Turkeys Are Crafty, and Study Up Boys Join us this week for our Thanksgiving Special! Kristi and Jordan talk about decorating for the holidays and handwriting before leaping into a set of Thanksgiving themed questions and would you rathers. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 11/24/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include Sicko Cameo, Don’t Call Me Shirley, Pumpkin Butt Latte, and Let’s Build Some Jowls! This week on Call Your Mom, Kristi and Jordan sit down with a glass of wine and talk about their rough work days, work out their impending Holiday menu, celebrate Jeansvember, have a hygiene talk, and congratulate Harper and Nathan A. on their engagement! It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 11/17/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include Game Rombo, Berm Sitter, My Head Horts, and Slap Yourself in the Oven This week, Kristi and Jordan price some PS4 controllers, talk about the importance of DVDs, give an overview of college football, reflect on the crazy things kids say, and expand on the joys of giving birth. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 11/10/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include What You Eating, Sweet Husband Jerry?, Unfortunate Radio Sound, and A Pit Master Christmas This week on Call Your Mom, Jordan battles an unusually intelligent mouse, Kristi takes a tumble, Jerry checks for poop, and we both debrief House of the Dragon and the Great British Baking Show. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 11/03/22
Alternative titles for this episode include Little Dough Calves, Treat Yo’Self, Eggs are Stupid, Average Ant Man Enjoyer, No Rack, and Fart-Castin’ There is a lot of ambient noise in this one! Put it on and pretend that you are sitting in the living room watching football while we bake a cake in the other room. This week, we rejoin the fam for the second half of Jerry’s birthday celebration. We finish baking the cake, we flex our muscles, we talk about the Disneyfication of Star Wars and...
Published 10/27/22
Alternative Titles include Chest Ball, Load-Bearing SquishMallow, and Kristi's Texts Segment This episode of Call Your Mom keeps up our annual tradition of having a lot of background noise to celebrate Jerry’s birthday! This week, we struggle with DoorDash deliveries, talk about Jerry’s interesting YouTube habits, explore Harper’s penchant for stuffed animals, eat the chip on Jordan’s shoulder with some salsa, and bemoan how slow people drive on the express way. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 10/20/22
Alternative Titles include Right Lovely, The Cloud Slippies Went Home with the Lord, Eight Bags of Carrots, and Genuflecting in the Car On this funneh episode of Call Your Mom, we talk about work, especially how nice it is to work from home, what shoes can (and can’t) recover from, future grandkids and the books that Kristi will read them, MacGyver-ing a utensil to eat cheesecake with, and the dangers of too many melatonins. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 10/13/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include Faculty & Staff in My Eye, Corn Product Probably, You Think That HIPPO is Cute?, and Car Alarm Noises This week on Call Your Mom, we explore funerary fun, talk about eye problems, get astounded at Harper’s opinion of babies, imagine what Kristi’s grandbabies will call her and Jere, and reminisce about Phineas and Ferb. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 10/06/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include Optimum Dry, Leisure Ware, Your Whole Schleppin’ Life, and Prayer Leaderboard This week, we explore the intricacies of different dryers, Kristi gaslights herself into thinking she’s going bald, we navigate technical difficulties, talk about how fun it is to pick out kid’s backpacks and pack their little lunchies, expound on the power of prayer, and share our recent purchases. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 09/29/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include Don’t Bite That Hedgehog!, Diet Soda Hostage Situation, and Just Another Monday BiffDay Join us this week as we jump right in to our normal book corner, explore modern television, talk about the importance of reading to your babies, remodel our rooms, and take a potty break. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 09/22/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include Fruity Tips with Jordan, Avatar for the Spirit of Fart, and GorgeWa TortWa On this episode of Call Your Mom, we munch some fruit and talk about jewelry and tearfully rank our favorite Pixar movies and explore what they mean to us - who’s idea was this anyway? It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 09/15/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include But Mostly It’s Smut, Bunny Hop International, and Hagrid Hair Join us this week on Call Your Mom where we talk about a Netflix show that’s a little bit dirty, the best westerns (movies, not the hotel chain), training etiquette, the cost of higher education, and more. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 09/08/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include Stick That Right Up Your Bum, Cubicles the Mathlete, and Skortland Yerd Join us this week as we celebrate the life of Vin Scully and Joy Bear, explore the psyche of college mascots, talk about work conditions, get shocked about how Christmas decorations are already on sale at Hobby Lobby, relive the glory days of real-life books, and talk about some of our favorite (and not so favorite) authors. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 09/01/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include I Don’t Care for Job, Gentleman Whose Names Begin with “R”, and People Have Hair All Over Join us this week for a shorter episode where we talk about how stubborn Jordan’s husband is, experience some technical difficulties, canvas Nathan A.’s fruit ninja activities, and engage in some mildly sacrilegious ribbing. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 08/25/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include College Guys with Ham Hock Thighs, Big Hunky Men to Help You Move In, and Dr. Squirrel MDJoin us this week to talk about interviewing for jobs, getting swole, the medical careers of squirrels, brunching it up, getting real about graduate school, and apartment essentials. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 08/18/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include Different Sized Earholes, I Was Running, and Ate a Few Penne Is it an episode of Call Your Mom if a dog doesn’t bark? In this episode, we melt in the Texas heat, talk about dogs in shoes, share why our careers as farmers will never pan out, explore being adult, and more. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 08/11/22
Nice Big NoodlesAlternative titles for this episode include Reedy Star Butt and Schmabby SchlynnIn this episode, we talk about exciting new jobs on the horizon, life changes for some of the Smith clan, the epic highs and lows of apartment hunting, and more. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 08/04/22
Alternative titles for this episode include Club Nashville, a Werewolf Comes Out, Super Massive Blow Out, and Snorting Books Up.We come back from a long summer of vacations to talk about sunburns, revisit Downton Abbey, experience some Zoom difficulties, and explore the intricacies of growing up and reading Kindle books.It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 07/28/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include Let’s Be Appropriate, Shoes Are Hard on ME, Half of Pulling It Off Is Putting It On, and Snaps, Claps, and Big Booty Slaps Join us for our latest, long-awaited full-length episode! This week, we go back in time to the last week of school. As always, it’s not an episode of Call Your Mom if Jerry doesn’t bang some things around in the background. This episode, we go over an unintentionally busty school presentation, buying new shoes and what to wear...
Published 06/02/22
Join us for a special bonus episode in the car! Thankfully, we had better luck in the car than Matthew did if you catch our drift. We were lucky enough to get to see the new Downton Abbey: A New Era movie together - this is our (loosely-defined) movie review! Do not listen if you don’t want the movie spoiled! We’ll be back next week with a full length episode!
Published 05/24/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include Episode Choke, the Horizontal Crochet, Fine Filipino Husband, I Want to Be Pruny, and You Know WhyJoin us this week as Kristi and Jordan start right away with a book corner where we talk about the books we’ve been reading recently, and continue on to talk about crochet innuendos, the weather as it relates to our weekend plans, the trials and tribulations of Kristi’s white son-in-laws, first-child guilt, and more. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 04/10/22
Alternative Titles for this episode include Episode Choke, the Horizontal Crochet, Fine Filipino Husband, I Want to Be Pruny, and You Know WhyJoin us this week as Kristi and Jordan start right away with a book corner where we talk about the books we’ve been reading recently, and continue on to talk about crochet innuendos, the weather as it relates to our weekend plans, the trials and tribulations of Kristi’s white son-in-laws, first-child guilt, and more. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Published 04/10/22