Alternative titles for this episode include I Love a Good Penuche, Love a Big Ol' Sippy Cup, and Cream and Sprank. Call Your Mom is back! This week, Kristi and Jordan rank their top 5 favorite coffees and pastries. We also introduce our Texas Moments. It's time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative titles for this episode include: A Little Dessert Puff, Chainsmoke these Bananas, and Like a Little Gibbon. Join Kristi and Jordan this week for a late Father's Day special! We talk about things we learned from our dads, what we've been up to since our last recording, and bananas. Lots of bananas. It's time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative Titles for this episode include: Medical Report from the Ranch, Just Lose a Little Stuff, Built like a Minion, Don't Word It Out, and Oh Dog Don't Wallow! This week, Kristi and Jordan talk about phrases and words used in Texas that non-Texans keep in their mouth too often. We also talk about other things, like good snacks, doctor's appointments, and more. Jere makes a special cameo appearance! It's time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative Titles Include: Snake or a Poop Log, Hot Fresh & Salty, A Special Frepisode, and A Tool is a Tool No Matter How Old. It's time again to Call Your Mom! This week, Kristi and Jordan walk down memory lane. Along the way, they rank their top 5 favorite fastfood/restaurant french fries. Don't forget to Call Your Mom!

Alternative titles for this episode include Snickerdoot, Any Nut in a Storm, Fudgy Bottom, and Peeps at Peppy Farms We are so excited to welcome you back to Call Your Mom! After a long hiatus, Kristi and Jordan are back with a new top-5 favorites model. This week? We explore our top 5 favorite cookies, both homemade and store bought. Is it really an episode of Call Your Mom if a dog doesn't bark? It's time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative Titles for this episode include Oh It’s a Butthole!, Oops Here’s Mah Boobies, and You’re a Duck - Shut Up This week, Kristi and Jordan recap the holidays with the second part of their comeback special! We talk about favorite Christmas traditions, we get interrupted by a dog and a Jere, discuss haircuts, and we think about adopting dogs. Warning: hot takes ahead. It’s time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative titles include He’s Had a Very Interesting Life, He’s Quite the Shimmer, and Good Grief, McNeef Welcome back to Call Your Mom!! We are so excited to be back in action but more importantly, so excited for the holiday season! We are celebrating our return to podcastdom with a special 3 part Q&A episode. In this first part, Kristi manages her classroom, Jordy is forgetful, and of course we have a special Jere cameo. It’s Time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative Titles for this episode include Take a Snoozle, Stress Colitis, and Stupid Little Brain Welcome back from a huge hiatus to a recording from the archives! In this throwback episode, we talk about exercise and best backpack habits, dog health, and how to respectfully bow out of a bad situation. It’s time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative Titles for this episode include He Got Banana, Wee Barkin’ Dogs, One Singular Banan, and Tig Bitties Well, the boys are back in town! Kristi and Jordan return from a summer hiatus to talk about going back to school, adventures in grocery shopping, sky snakes, and more. It’s time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative Titles include Gene Names Some Babies, and Shonda You Did It Again We return from a summer hiatus to bring you this episode! This week, we talk about tattoos, try to use VPN magic to buy a Graham Norton book, and scary stories. It’s time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative Titles for this episode include Jerry Got Pregnant, Gecko Be Gone, and Get Your Bag SisThis week, we talk through family resemblances, Jordan talks through how much she hates geckos, Kristi talks about her sweet students, and Jerry eats a rough-spun milkshake. It’s time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative Titles for this episode include Fix Your Little Red Wagon, Errand Sweatsuit, and Fake Teeth-Fake Consequences We dedicate this week’s episode to our sweet Pepper, Kristi’s uncle, who brightened every room. Kristi and Jordan return to catch up on work and life! Kristi describes the crazy wizard that followed her on the road, Jordan talks cycles, and we reflect on some of the loved ones we’ve lost and how we see them in ourselves and each other. It’s time to Call Your Mom!

Helix the Cat Alternative Titles for this episode include Secondary Location, Chobani Sponsorship, and Yummy in My Tummy Welcome back to Call Your Mom! We return from a work, illness, and busy schedule induced hiatus to bring you another episode! This episode, we talk about greek yogurt, the youths, our usual book corner, and actors of the Asian Persuasion. It’s time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative Titles Ladies & Gentleman, Sir Elton John!, So You’re Not Gonna Mention Minion Mambo?, A Singular Croches, and Here Comes Purgatory The long awaited partner episode to our 50th episode musical episode! In this installment, Harper and Nathan A guess our favorite bands and their top songs, Kristi recalls being afraid of divine retribution for accidentally thinking a curse word in church, the family sings together, and Harper recalls Dad’s morning habits. It’s time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative Titles include Divorce Over French, You Won’t BELIEVE What His #6 Is, There is a light and it never goes out, and Band SavantWelcome to our 50th episode special! In this episode, special guests, Kristi’s husband Jerry and Jordan’s husban Nathan, join us to talk about the universal language of MUSIC! Mom loves the Eagles, Jerry remembers all the bands, Nathan has an emo list, and Jordan is a hipster doofus. It’s time to Call Your Mom!

Join us for a very special episode this week at Call Your Mom - our first clip show! In anticipation of our 50th episode next week (FIFTIETH!!), here are some gems from the Call Your Mom Past. Here are some Titles and what the could have been. . . "I'm Not in the Deep Ocean" "About That Sauce" "Beach Like Jordan" & "Naked All Over Town" You won't want to miss next week's 50th episode special! It's time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative Titles for this episode include I Like These Sisters, Nativity Squirrels, Frostbite on His Todger, and Hot Doggu on the Tundra Kristi and Jordan are back this week with their normal book corner! Jordan talks about the impact of media on your mental health, Kristi reviews Prince Harry’s book, and we go over our favorite podcasts. It’s time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative titles for this episode include Mother-Lovin’ Pantry, Nothing But a Snowt, and No Wonder He’s Bald This week on Call Your Mom, Kristi sings Harper’s praises, Jordan eats a burrito, we talk about the foibles of marriage, and Jerry watches a movie just to finish it. It’s time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative Titles include Not Digging the Classics, A Little Bit Crunky, We’re Here to Flush Your Toilets, and Bussies are Running Twigger warning for mentions of gun violence from 07:21 to 13:37. Jordan and Kristi are back this week with another episode of insightful takes and lots of laughs. Join us for Kristi’s throw-down Kitchen Aid, Jordan reminiscing when her finger got smushed, Jerry not being able to hear, Harper and Nathan having plumbing issues, and talking about this year’s Texas...

Alternative Titles include Up an Unsanitary Tributary without Means of Motivation, Haggity Daggity, and Noncompus Front Desk Workers This week on Call Your Mom, Kristi and Jordan talk about how to give dogs medicine, explore going to Ireland, and cover our usual book corner. Kristi needs to go to bed, and Jordan burps. It’s time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative Titles for this episode include Kid or Tiny Wife, 100% Exfoliated, and Mysteriously Disappear This week on Call Your Mom, we relive the College Football Playoff, we talk about how to stealithy steal a six foot ladder, Jordan takes a chance on a fart, Kristi pops a zit, and we revisit our Sky Ranch and Swine Flu memories. It’s time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative Titles for this episode include Itty Bitty Red Nub, Dorm Rug, and Winding Her Butt or Picking Her Watch It’s time again to Call Your Mom! This week, Kristi and Jordan talk dress code, great movies and accents, catch up with the famiyl dogs and their many follies and foibles, thank God for all that’s good, and more!

Alternative Titles for this episode include Sausage Bally Glove Hands, Better or Dead, Good Grannies, and Change Your Shirt! Happy New Year from Kristi, the mom, and Jordan, the daughter! This is another atmospheric episode as the family prepares our New Year’s Eve treats in the kitchen. We go over our goals for 2022, set our intentions for 2023, eat some sausage balls, and feature special guest stars, Harper and Nathan Anderson! It’s Time to Call Your Mom!

Alternative Titles for this episode include Hipster Doofus in a Cadillac, Last FAFSA, and Booze Warehouse Drive Kristi and Jordan (with special quiet car guest Harper) return from a Christmas hiatus with this holiday wrap-up episode! We are channeling our inner comedians getting coffee and recording this one in the car, so join us for some automotive ambience. We cover our favorite gifts this year, both given and received, highlight the good about 2022, and navigate crappy drivers. It’s time...