In today's jam-packed 'sode, we kick it off with a discussion of Guy Fawkes, cheese rolling, and barrel burning, which eventually results in an official endorsement of chaos, looting, and rioting. As our title suggests, we also wonder what takes the cake as the single greatest human achievement, before we answer the age-old question of whether you can get athlete's foot in the jungle. We throw around a bunch of words like chalazion and dihydrogen oxide before diving deep into the philosophy of Men in Black and life as a goat. We hear Munro get genuinely angry, hurt, and offended for the first time (guess whose fault that was), and we shit all over all sorts of awards that we have never gotten and most probably will never get. This list includes the Nobel Peace Prize, the Grammies, the Oscars, and more. We wrap it up after talk of taxidermy, coffins hanging off cliffs, circumcision practice kits, and promises of discussion topics to come. Good Lord.