Today we go craaaaaaaazy and start the whole thing with a voicemail AND the skill of the week! Madness. We continue with talk of breastfeeding, breastwashing, friendship litmus tests, manufactured debates, nuance, and the fact that everyone, everywhere, has always been and always will be a c**t. We regurgitate koala facts, lament the end of tv shows, praise smart crows, and bash a*****e seagulls. We give an expert opinion on drug overdoses and optimal drug consumption habits, and realize Guðjón might have dentures. Send us gifts and/or cash.