Today we are immediately outed as idiots and are taught how time functions. We thus realize how this whole birthday thing works and why this is, in fact, the real birthday episode! To mark this momentous occasion we discuss all sorts of things, including the invention of zero, the Seinfeld-isn't-funny theory, the real cost of items, the ultimate base system, Bruce Lee, and soup. We debate what makes something a fluid, whether you can ever be a good person, and whether you can return beer. We also teach you to make a screwdriver, sort of. Enjoy, and thanks for sharing the year with us! Much love from the Calling Munro boiiiiiz