Today Munro hates us. But Jesus smiles upon us, for Gucci's cousin loves us! Not only does he love us, it turns out he also loves torture and pornography, and is very much in support of the police as an institution. In this Gospel of Jonas, we learn about the best way to heat water, various legal systems, casuistry, the similarities between politics and child-rearing, and the best and worst places to die. He also teaches us how to make big decisions, and which fears are worth conquering. The man is wise. To call this episode life-changing would be the understatement of the century.