Episodes
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Drew Barrymore, it's nice to meet you. Why are you fondling my hand? Drew is an American actress and producer, who started her career as ja baby, before going on to star in The Wedding Singer, Charlie's Angels and Fifty First Dates.Drew's very early relationship with acting and fame has shaped her into an overly honest and intense person. She invites the big celebrities onto her self-titled talk show and we all squirm while watching her interact.We're...
Published 07/29/24
Actor, singer & extremely talented dancer Zac Efron soared and flied into our hearts while starring in High School Musical, but this doesn’t mean we can overlook his many misadventures. Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Mr Efron, there are no shirts allowed in here.Remember the last time we saw Zac in a courtroom, he made us want to find a man like serial killer Ted Bundy? We'll also address the time he engineered an indoor fountain accident with a team of researchers. And who could...
Published 07/22/24
*Child star JoJo Siwa sprints into the Cancelled courtoom, jumps into the splits and demands a fair trial* Welcome not so little one, we heard you invented a genre of music?You might know her from Dance Moms or Nickelodeon or those big-ass JoJo Bows in children's hair, or you've probably seen her dressed as the rock band Kiss for no apparent reason.Does she deserve community service for humping too hard in her film clip? How about that time she defended the most chaotic person on Dance Moms?...
Published 07/15/24
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom starring Timothée Chalamet, a man who switches his name depending on who he's speaking to.
Today, we confront his 28 years of life, including his insane adolescent performances, how he's currently attempting to keep things private while dating Kylie (freakin) Jenner and how he volunteered to play Willy Wonka. Timmy Tim's resume is... extensive. Should he pay for his early career as a rapper? Or for being so unproblematic it's become a problem? Our...
Published 07/08/24
CLICK HERE FOR LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!! Use code: ROBOT20 for $20 off an annual Mamamia subscription.Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom singer, songwriter and alleged nun killer Katy Perry.
From releasing homophobic music, to cultural appropriation, to becoming one of the most successful pop musicians on the planet who filmed herself Big Brother style for 72 hours Katy has done it all.
So do the charges fit the crime? Do you feel like a plastic bag floating through the wind? Did this...
Published 07/01/24
USE CODE: BEST20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTIONWelcome to the Cancelled courtroom the man behind the nanny cheating scandal and the greatest Christmas movie ever, The Holiday, Jude Law.
While does have Law in his name...the actor has done some very questionable things like cheating on Sienna Miller, being related to some very untrustworthy characters and creating (and worse using) poo scented perfume.
So, is ''method acting' to the point of smelling like rotting flesh a crime? You...
Published 06/24/24
USE CODE: BEST20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTIONAlright, alright, alright... court is in session and now it's time for Matthew McConaughey to stand trial.
From outrageous quotes, to having a naughty mum, and personal confusion about his family ties, we unpack the life and crimes of the actor and author of some of the wisest quotes ever recorded. Including: “Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.”
So, is it a crime to star in s****y...
Published 06/17/24
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Jennifer Garner is 30 (not really), flirty and thriving but is she also a criminal?
This week we welcome the other Jennifer to the Cancelled courtroom, for crimes like fatphobia, racism and the worst crime of all (in our eyes) the movie Suddenly 30.
So why is Suddenly 30 called 13 Going On 30 in every other country around the world? And, does every Gen Xers really know the dance moves to Thriller? You decide.
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Published 06/10/24
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Today in the Cancelled courtroom we welcome Scarlett Johansson, she's a famous actor, singer and is definitely not the voice of AI and please stop asking...
ScarJo is a twin which we obviously approve of, but her crimes on the other hand not great. Including supporting Woody Allen, casting controversies, choosing fizzy drink over charity and a questionable singing career.
So is it a crime to want to play a tree? Is fizzy drink worth losing...
Published 06/03/24
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Jessica Alba, aka Honey, aka the woman who made us think we (two white, extremely uncoordinated teenagers) could or should do hiphop.
From building her own (controversial) business, to making movies (flops) to being so beautiful people literally pay to look like her, we unpack the life and crimes of Jessica.
Do the charges fit the crimes? How many Honey's is too many? You decide.
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Published 05/27/24
Aubrey (yes that's his real name) Drake Graham is a Canadian rapper, singer and actor who has released such bangers as Take Care, Started From The Bottom, Hotline Bling and so on.
More recently though, he has spent his time making diss tracks about Kendrick Lamar and we have some thoughts...
His crimes include weird stuff with young girls, secret children and making the sort of music that a sexually inexperienced man will play to 'set the mood'.
So do the charges match the crime? And is...
Published 05/20/24
According to Wikipedia, Kanye (Ye) West is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer, fashion designer and the subject of widespread controversy. (Which almost feels like an understatement)
This episode we welcome Ye to the Cancelled courtroom. Did we cover EVERY controversial thing this man has done? Absolutely not, it would take far too long and quite frankly it's the job for a real courtroom... but we have focused on the type of crimes the Cancelled courtroom is equiped...
Published 05/13/24
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Sydney Sweeney: American actress, producer, mansion owner and the woman from all the SNL skits about how hot she is.
While Sydney has starred in some of the biggest TV shows in literal history (The Handmaid’s Tale, Euphoria and The White Lotus) she is also the star of the cringe romantic comedy Anyone But You, which might be a crime.
Her other crimes include, complaining about money while buying a mansion, standing next to some controversial figures and...
Published 05/06/24
We have a new podcast... introducing The Baby Bubble.Let's be honest, giving birth is like the most intense first date ever.You show up at the designated place nervously excited to meet your date, only for them to show up late and basically whinge the whole time.And then you're obligated to be with them. For the next 18 years.So what were our first reactions to our new babies? And maybe more importantly... what were their first impressions of us?
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Published 05/02/24
According to most Emily Blunt is an accomplished actor, an incredible singer and all-round green flag celebrity...
But dig a little deeper and you'll find that she's 'taking jobs from hard working Americans', starring in too many Quiet Place movies and that she made a fatphobic comment 12 years ago (which she has since sincerely apologised for). That's right, this episode is petty but that's what the Cancelled courtroom is all about.
But, is it a crime to gossip with your husband on the...
Published 04/29/24
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But do the...
Published 04/22/24
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Is there a right way to quit? Not technically. But is there a wrong way? Without a doubt.
This episode we unpack the life and crimes of Lizzo aka Melissa Vivienne Jefferson.
Like the time she allegedly forged a DNA test, blasted a delivery driver and the more serious (and way less funny) accusation of creating a hostile work environment.
And we assign charges and sentences to the flautist turned pop star. FYI - flautist is a...
Published 04/15/24
Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from.
Today we unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of culturally appropriation.
And, we go through her iconic baby bag and decide if a salt lamp is an important tool for the birthing process.
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Published 04/08/24
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Joe Jonas is a man of many talents, singing, complimenting dogs and finding a way to blame women for his problems (allegedly).
Today we unpack the life and crimes of the second most famous Jonas Brother and star of not just Camp Rock but Camp Rock 2.
From the purity ring drama, to his divorce to Sophie Turner we assign charges and sentences... but will Joe have his cake (by the ocean) and eat it to.
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Published 04/01/24
Kate Beckinsale is a world famous actress, who has overcome so much, including her huge IQ.
From staring in questionable art like the movie Click to dating 'friend' of the Cancelled Courtroom, Matt Rife (yuck!), we unpack the life and crimes of the smarty pants that is Kate Beckinsale.
So is being a genius a crime or a point of diversity? And why hasn't Howard Stern visited the Cancelled courtroom yet? (Great questions).
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Published 03/25/24
Dakota Johnson star of the new Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom.
From lying in interviews, to sleeping for far too long, to dissing the cinematic masterpiece that is Fifty Shades Of Grey, we unpack the crimes of The Puss In Boots' step-daughter.
But are the sentences too harsh? Or should we "leave her alone, she's asleep"?
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Published 03/18/24
Fact: A Star Is Born slaps. Also a fact: Bradley Cooper made that movie his entire personality, and now he's doing it again with Maestro.
Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the one man in the room who ‘discovered’ Lady Gaga.
From crying over someone he's never met, to hating chairs and being a bad kisser (allegedly) we unpack the life and crimes of a man who still lives with his mother (fact).
And ask the question: is there such thing as being too earnest? Plus, more of your...
Published 03/11/24
Emma Stone is a talented and much loved actress, but does she deserve all the accolades?
From lying about her name, to having too many best friends and not hustling enough for her success we unpack the life and crimes of Emily (not Emma) Stone.
Plus, the movie that should have sunk the career's of some of Hollywood's biggest stars - Aloha.
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Published 03/04/24
Fresh off her first Grammy win, it's time for Miley Cyrus to face the Cancelled courtroom.
The Flowers singer has grown up right in front of our eyes, and while she has had the best of both worlds - Miley has certainly faced her fair share of controversy.
From that weird tongue thing to taking a wrecking ball to her pledge for a sober life, the star certainly can't be tamed.
But, can she stop? Or will she just party in the USA? (We may have over done it with that one)
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Published 02/26/24
Jacob Elordi is everywhere at the moment, he's a certified Aussie heart-throb, a talented actor and defendant in our Cancelled courtroom.
That's right, we are taking the Saltburn star to court over crimes including starring in a trashy movie x 3, dissing said trilogy, his interesting dating history and an alleged incident at a Sydney pub. (allegedly)
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Published 02/19/24