Episodes
We are holding space/being held hostage by the biggest press tour of the year and we have no choice but to discuss the tornado that is Wicked Part One. It's absolute madness. Fans are overwhelmed, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are crying in every interview, and for those of us who haven’t dedicated our lives to the Wicked universe, we’re left with one overwhelming feeling: What is even happening?We will not be skipping the juiciest part, the affair. What exactly is an Ethan Slater and why...
Published 12/02/24
If you've watched Gladiator II or you just love Paul Mescal, Joseph Quinn or Pedro Pascal and need someone to make sense of your feelings, then this episode of The Spill is what you need.
These are unfiltered thoughts on Ridley Scott's epic action adventure, and from Paul Mescal and Denzel Washington's changing accents (and teeth) to the one question that infuriated the film’s creatives, nothing is off limits. This is a safe place to talk about the best and worst moments from Gladiator...
Published 11/28/24
Gen Z pop icon Sabrina Carpenter has lyrics and dance moves that prudes hate (not us, obviously). What has brought the Short N Sweet singer to the Cancelled courtroom? Well, that depends. Maybe ask the churchgoers who weren't thrilled about her filming a music video in their sacred space with the words "RIP BITCH" written everywhere (spoiler: a preacher got fired). Or maybe ask the people who have been stuck in her love triangles like Olivia Rodrigo, Camilla Cabello, Shawn Mendes and some...
Published 11/25/24
Ariana Grande is many things: an incredible vocalist, a successful business woman and the kind of woman who's party trick would be fitting into a really small cupboard just to prove how tiny she is.
This episode we delve into a range of (alleged) crimes including storming out of a Sydney photoshoot, a very unfortunate tattoo and perhaps worst of all, the disrespect of innocent donuts.
But does the sentence fit the crimes? Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE...
Published 11/22/24
Don’t cancel us, but today, we’re dragging the guilty pleasure of an entire generation into the Cancelled courtroom. The Hills is the iconic "reality" series that aired from 2006-2010 as a spin-off of Laguna Beach, turning our brains into mush. We're assigning charges and sentences to everything from Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery transformation and fake pregnancy scare (that we now kind of understand), to Lauren Conrad's decision to not go to Paris, because who needs Paris when you've got...
Published 11/18/24
Alright Normal People fans (and everyone who’s hopped on the Paul Mescal bandwagon since), Paul is the hot Irish heartthrob of your dreams but his crimes must be investigated. Hold up—is that Paul literally sprinting away from a girl in a park right now?Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, where we're putting the new Gladiator II star on trial. Think of it like the Colosseum, except instead of lions, we're looking at Paul's saddest and sexiest moments, so pretty much the same thing. There is...
Published 11/11/24
We don't usually gush this hard in the Cancelled courtroom so we're sorry in advance.Andrew Garfield is a British actor known for playing Spiderman, until he didn't, which is something we get to in this trial.What has he excelled at? Films like The Social Network, The Amazing Spider-Man, and that memorable Chicken Shop Date with Amelia Dimoldenberg. So, what brings him here? We're looking into his departure from the Spider-Man franchise, some method acting misunderstandings, and that moment...
Published 11/04/24
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate. Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall.
Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episode about Mr Donald, you’d be going for a decade so instead the episode covers SOME of the bizarre...
Published 11/04/24
Sorry in advance to the Beyhive.... Beyoncé Giselle Knowles, welcome to the Cancelled courtroom! Look, this ain't Texas, and thank goodness for that, because their rules are slightly more intense than ours.
Alright, Queen Bey, we’re not here to trash your talent (because let’s face it, her fans would hunt us down) and why would we? Your voice is Irreplaceable. But from failing to ref a family smackdown to the conspiracy theory that brought us to tears (yep, really), there's a lot Bey has to...
Published 10/28/24
Kim Kardashian has been accused of being a double agent for the patriarchy, and in 2011, she boldly stated, 'I run music.'
Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Ms Kardashian is on the stand. The accusations against her are so prolific and span so many decades, the trial has been extended across two parts. In part one, Clare and Jessie examine everything from Kim spruiking appetite suppressing lollipops to a questionable experience at a so-called 'elephant sanctuary'.
Listen to part two: Kim...
Published 10/25/24
In the Cancelled courtroom today is the firstborn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, North West. But you’d never guess who her parents are from her lack of interest in the spotlight. I mean, it’s not like she stole the show in The Lion King musical while surrounded by actual trained performers or anything. Oh wait, that totally happened!Sure, as a kid, you’re usually figuring out who you are and what you want to be, but when you’re North West, you can do anything and have as many “careers” as...
Published 10/21/24
ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!If you think Ballerina Farm means pigs with point shoes and tutus 1. that's really cute and 2. you're very wrong (unfortunately).Today we are diving into the world of ‘Trad Wives’ and more specifically the world of Ballerina Farm which is both a brand and a woman. Hannah Neeleman is a mumfluencer, a mother of eight children and has amassed a huge 10 million followers on Instagram who follow her literally churning butter and collecting eggs from her chickens....
Published 10/14/24
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom... BITCH!The O.C was an iconic TV show with three wealthy main characters: Marissa, Summer, Seth and troubled youth Ryan. Seth/Adam Brody was apparently just as focused on set as a sloth in a hammock (sorry if we've offended any sloths). The show ran from 2003-2007 but creators probably should've given up after season three when, SPOILER ALERT: Marissa died in a very dramatic scene that probably still makes you cry. Did they kill her off because she was the...
Published 10/07/24
If this show was new we'd be cancelling it for real but thankfully Friends began in the 90's where literally anyone's idea in the writers room was approved. We won't be putting the actors on the stand. However, we are welcoming the creators, Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, Monica and Phoebe to the Cancelled courtroom.Should a fake fat Monica and a very creepy Ross be the reason we stop watching Friends?Also, you might have missed some of the weird sex stuff that went on across 10 seasons, like...
Published 09/30/24
In the Cancelled courtroom today are arguably the second most famous twins, to us, but our similarities won't stop us from investigating their every move. We may not be lawyers, but we do have a Diploma of twin minds (that's not a real thing don't sue us). Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were baby stars, who got their first "acting" gig at 9 months old on Full House. Apparently they were difficult on set... rude and crapped a lot. Then they starred in multiple TV shows and around a thousand movies...
Published 09/23/24
American singer and songwriter Billie Eilish, welcome to the Cancelled Courtroom! You’re undeniably talented and, let’s face it, way too cool for us.
You've been in the spotlight since you were 14, an age when our brains are still buffering, which might explain some of your less-than-thoughtful moments. Like that time she dissed sleepwalkers or bragged about having a poop festival with eight bathroom visits in one day.
Oh, and did you know Billie was homeschooled with her brother? She said...
Published 09/16/24
Donald Trump has done so many ridiculous things that we needed another episode just to fit them all in before we hand down our verdict.
During his four years as President of the United States there were absurd speeches, policies, and decisions that affected the entire world. Charges in this episode include the time he thought spending billions on building a "Great Wall" was a brilliant idea, that time he yelled at a small child mowing his lawns at the White House and the fact that he started...
Published 09/09/24
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate. Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall.
Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episode about Mr Donald, you’d be going for a decade so instead the episode covers SOME of the bizarre...
Published 09/02/24
Here in the Cancelled courtroom we usually put celebrities to trial, sometimes we put movies on trial but never have we put an entire press tour on trial... and yet here we are.
Today we're entering cold hard facts and vibes from the It Ends With Us promotional tour, from (alleged) feuding co-stars, to TikTok takes and the sheer crime of listing things.
Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni are in the firing line... but who is really at fault? Is it us? Does it really 'end' here? You decide.
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Published 08/26/24
Like her outfits there's always something outrageous surrounding pop icon and actress Lady Gaga... So welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Gaga "ooh na na". From the iconic but reportedly very stinky meat dress, to her questionable Italian accent in House of Gucci and that time she paid someone to vomit on her we unpack the life and crimes of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. And, let's not forget that big fight with Madonna and her recent attempt at impressing the French Prime...
Published 08/19/24
For Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, entering the Cancelled courtroom together is just another collaboration to add to their long list of projects, so why not one more?Before "Bennifer" even existed, they starred in a (very wrong) movie called Gigli (yes we've spoken about it before, yes it deserves another moment in Cancelled courtroom). Skip forward twenty years, they've rekindled their love, married and made a few more films, like This Is Me... Now and The Love Story Never Told. Art. Today,...
Published 08/12/24
The Olympics are wild (sometimes naked) and happen every four years, so you can only imagine what you're about to hear. It's been around since 776 BC and we don't know how it's taken us this long to bring it to the Cancelled courtroom.The games have introduced us to some of the most bizarre events imaginable and of course provided a sexy villa, I mean village*, for the fittest athletes in the world. We will touch on the Paris Olympics and that opening ceremony but mostly we will be talking...
Published 08/05/24
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Drew Barrymore, it's nice to meet you. Why are you fondling my hand? Drew is an American actress and producer, who started her career as ja baby, before going on to star in The Wedding Singer, Charlie's Angels and Fifty First Dates.Drew's very early relationship with acting and fame has shaped her into an overly honest and intense person. She invites the big celebrities onto her self-titled talk show and we all squirm while watching her interact.We're...
Published 07/29/24
Actor, singer & extremely talented dancer Zac Efron soared and flied into our hearts while starring in High School Musical, but this doesn’t mean we can overlook his many misadventures. Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Mr Efron, there are no shirts allowed in here.Remember the last time we saw Zac in a courtroom, he made us want to find a man like serial killer Ted Bundy? We'll also address the time he engineered an indoor fountain accident with a team of researchers. And who could...
Published 07/22/24