Episodes
Unfrosted Summary: “In 1963 Michigan, business rivals Kellogg's and Post compete to create a cake that could change breakfast forever."  Original air date: May 3, 2024 Adam and Corey take a break from Curb to review Jerry Seinfeld's directorial debut, Unfrosted! Not since The Merv Griffin Show episode of Seinfeld have the boys been this far apart in their scores. To say they are divided on Unfrosted would be an understatement lol! Leave a comment on our Patreon page or Spotify and let us...
Published 05/17/24
Published 05/17/24
"In “Twin Towers,” Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer all deal with slightly mundane 9/11-related conundrums that, naturally, wind up intersecting with one another in the episode’s finale. Jerry develops an aversion to the dust that’s settled over New York City; Elaine discovers—much to her chagrin—that the guy she wanted to dump didn’t end up dying in the attack; George is mistaken for a mysterious hero who saved a dozen people from the World Trade Center; and Kramer tries to get the...
Published 04/20/23
This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey rank their favorite George girlfriends! This one was a little bit tougher to do than the Kramer episode prior because George had a lot of girlfriends... like, A LOT! More than his character had any right to have, but that's television for you lol! We hope you enjoy this departure from the "aftershow" format we produced for 9 seasons. Let us know what you think on our Facebook page or Patreon! ————————————— Our COMPLETE show...
Published 03/30/23
This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey rank their favorite Kramer girlfriends! Be it based purely on looks or just their energy, the boys have a grand time breaking down this list. And like with the previous episodes in this little series, the second half is dedicated to trivia (Corey throws in some random 90s questions to mix it up)! We hope you enjoy this departure from the "aftershow" format we produced for 9 seasons. Let us know what you think on our Facebook page or...
Published 03/02/23
This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey keep the sleaze going with Elaine’s Top 5 Boyfriends! We kicked off the post-Seinfeld by ranking Jerry’s girlfriends and, as promised, we are following that up with Elaine’s men! Adam and Corey are equal opportunity sleazebags lol! Also like last time, the second half of this episode the boys play a little Seinfeld trivia. We hope you enjoy this departure from the "aftershow" format we produced for 9 seasons. Let us know what you...
Published 02/09/23
This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey keep the conversation going with Jerry's Top 5 Girlfriends! Sure, the boys start off their post-Seinfeld adventures on a sleazy foot, but to balance things out they recorded a Top 5 Elaine Boyfriends immediately after. That one will be dropping next :) The second half of this episode Adam and Corey play a little Seinfeld trivia. We hope you enjoy this departure from the "aftershow" format they produced for 9 seasons. Let us know...
Published 01/26/23
This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey wrap-up Seinfeld as a whole! That’s right, this is the big one! The boys look back at the series as a whole and discuss their favorite/least favorite seasons and episodes from everyone’s favorite show about nothing. But this isn’t the last episode of Cartwright! by any stretch of the imagination. Between the Curb aftershow going weekly on Patreon and the fun episodes Adam and Corey have planned for the future, there’s a lot more...
Published 01/12/23
This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey wrap-up season nine! That's right, the final season of everyone's favorite show about nothing... but not the final Cartwright!, though. We still have our series wrap-up coming as well as other fun stuff planned for the future of the show. And, of course, the Curb Your Enthusiasm aftershow is still going strong! We hope you enjoy this Season 9 wrap-up episode. Let us know what you think on our Facebook page or...
Published 12/29/22
Seinfeld Episode 21 (Season 9) Summery: “A look back at favorite moments from all nine seasons.” Original air date: May 14, 1998 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review the second clip show in Seinfeld’s history, The Chronicle. When it first aired, this was a two-parter but when you watch it on Netflix it’s presented as a single episode, so that’s how the boys tackle it here. Adam also challenges Corey’s memory with some Seinfeld trivia in the second...
Published 12/15/22
Seinfeld Episode 19 (Season 9) Summery: “Jerry dates his maid, blurring the lines between courtship and prostitution. George gets an unwanted nickname at the office. Kramer’s girlfriend moves downtown. Elaine resents her new phone number’s area code.” Original air date: April 30, 1998 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Maid! An episode with some decent set-ups but fails to stick the landings almost completely across the board. There were...
Published 12/01/22
Seinfeld Episode 17 (Season 9) Summery: “Jerry spots Uncle Leo shoplifting at a bookstore, while George gets in trouble for taking a book into the bathroom. Elaine gets drunk at the office party and makes out with a co-work. Kramer and Newman start a rickshaw business.” Original air date: April 9, 1998 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Bookstore! A fun episode of everyone’s favorite show about nothing that sadly feels incomplete without a...
Published 11/10/22
Seinfeld Episode 15 (Season 9) Summery: “Jerry buys his father an electronic organizer. Elaine thinks her boyfriend is black. Kramer retires to Florida, and Morty convinces him to run for condo board president. George lies to Susan’s parents about leasing a house in the Hamptons.” Original air date: February 26, 1998 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Wizard! The boys both agree that this is a top-tier episode of their favorite show about...
Published 10/27/22
Seinfeld Episode 13 (Season 9) Summery: “Elaine draws a cartoon for The New Yorker. George dates a woman who resembles Jerry. Kramer takes a vow of silence. Jerry contends with Sally Weaver over her one-woman show. Kathy Griffin guest stars.” Original air date: January 29, 1998 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Cartoon! Sadly, this episode threads familiar ground with Jerry and George and, even worse, it was done better before. Couple that...
Published 10/13/22
Seinfeld Episode 11 (Season 9) Summery: “Jerry decides to buy a new car from Puddy. A starving George accuses a mechanic of stealing his Twix bar. Kramer test-drives a car, emptying its gas tank. Puddy’s obsession with high-fives leads Elaine to break up with him…again.” Original air date: January 8, 1998 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Dealership! An episode that starts out strong but gradually runs out of gas over time. There was some...
Published 09/29/22
Seinfeld Episode 9 (Season 9) Summery: “George demands an apology from Jason Hanke over and old dispute. Jerry learns the difference between good naked and bad naked. Kramer installs a disposal in his shower. Elaine’s co-worker fears her germs, and Puddy admits he’s a germ-a-phobe as well. James Spader guest stars.” Original air date: December 11, 1997 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Apology! You know, the episode with where 80s...
Published 09/15/22
This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey record a special episode as a tribute to their fathers who have both passed away within the last 9 months, and to the Seinfeld fathers, Jerry Stiller and Barney Martin, who have both passed away as well. Don’t worry, this isn’t a morbid episode of Cartwright! In fact, we think it’s quite uplifting and we hope you enjoy it :) Let us know what you think of this special episode of Cartwright! on social media or our Patreon...
Published 09/08/22
Seinfeld Episode 7 (Season 9) Summery: “Elaine's neighbor leaves the country without turning off her alarm clock. Kramer discovers unusual uses for his meat slicer. George goes to work for Kruger Industrial Smoothing and promptly sneaks a photo out of Kruger's office to avoid an awkward confrontation. Jerry dates a dermatologist.” Original air date: November 13, 1997 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Slicer! This episode is chock-full of...
Published 08/25/22
Seinfeld Episode 5 (Season 9) Summery: “Kramer cancels his mail. Jerry’s old friend ‘fragile Frankie’ gives him a van. Kramer offers Anthony Quinn’s undershirt in exchange for the van. George’s parents rekindle their romance. Elaine meets the man of her dreams but wants to keep Puddy on hold. Wilford Brimley guest stars.” Original air date: October 30, 1997 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Junk Mail! Even though there’s a lot to like in...
Published 08/11/22
Seinfeld Episode 3 (Season 9) Summery: “George competes with Lloyd Braun at selling computers in the Costanzas’ garage. Frank shouts ‘serenity now’ to keep calm. Jerry gets in touch with his emotions. Mr. Lippman’s son kisses Elaine at his bar mitzvah. Kramer sets up Frank’s old screen door and spends time relaxing outside his apartment.” Original air date: October 9, 1997 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Serenity Now (insanity later lol)!...
Published 07/28/22
Seinfeld Episode 1 (Season 9) Summery: “Kramer begins shaving with butter, and the scent overwhelms Newman. George fakes a handicap to land a job at Play Now. Jerry resents Bania for riding his coattails. Elaine and Puddy break up and get back together numerous times on a flight back to Europe. Gordon Jump guest stars.” Original air date: September 25, 1997 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey are back from their brief hiatus to kick off Season 9 with The Butter...
Published 07/14/22
This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey wrap-up season eight! A season that sees the gang slide further into a surreal and alternate reality with episodes like The Bizarro Jerry. It also sees the end of the opening standup act for the hit-or-miss sometimes-cold open. Plus, no two-parter! How will these and other changes factor into the overall rating of the season? You'll have to listen to find out! We hope you enjoy this wrap-up episode and, as per usual, we’ll be taking...
Published 06/30/22
Seinfeld Episode 21 (Season 8) Summery: “Elaine bumps into Mr. Lippman, who steals her idea for selling muffin tops. George pretends to be a tourist to impress a woman. Jerry accidentally shaves his chest and can’t stop. Kramer starts a Peterman reality bus tour. Steinbrenner trades George to Tyler Chicken.” Original air date: May 8, 1997 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Muffin Tops. And before you make a sexual joke about the term ‘muffin...
Published 06/16/22
Seinfeld Episode 19 (Season 8) Summery: “George’s girlfriend uses the phrase “yada yada” instead of completing her sentences. Dr. Tim Whatley infuriates Jerry when he converts to Judaism for the jokes. Kramer and Mickey go on a double date. Elaine botches the chances of her friends adopting a baby. Debra Messing, Robert Wagner, and Jill St. John guest star.” Original air date: April 24, 1997 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Yada Yada… and...
Published 06/02/22
Seinfeld Episode 17 (Season 8) Summery: “Kramer asks Jerry to bring him some Cubans from Florida so he can start his own cigar business. Elaine shocks everyone when she admits to hating the movie The English Patient. Jerry competes with octogenarian Izzy Mandelbaum. George is attracted to a woman because she confused him for her boyfriend. Lloyd Bridges guest stars.” Original air date: March 13, 1997 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review the debut...
Published 05/19/22