Episodes
Published 04/25/21
This week, we deep dive into WandaVision (Season 1) and talk about Willies's Wonderland. We attempt to come up with 80s sitcom porn titles. So, sit back, relax, and comment on what your 80s sitcom porn title would be. 
Published 04/25/21
This week, we talk about the 2017 comedy horror, Mayhem, starring Oscar nominee, Steven Yeun, and one of CAF's favorite actresses, Samara Weaving. We also get into the infamous death stares of Savannah, GA, the post-life of Covid-19 vaccinations, and the new Superman & Lois show.  So, sit back, relax, and enjoy your micro-chipped life. 
Published 04/25/21
This week, pardon our f**k-ups, you f**k-heads. The show starts shaky, but we get it back on track. Join us as we go into Falcon and the Winter Soldier, G vs K, and as we cover Invincible. We desperately try to seek sponsors to support our flaccid penises. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy! 
Published 04/25/21
This week, we go deeper into one of our favorites, From Beyond, directed by Stuart Gordon. This 80s classic is packed with body horror, sex, and brain sucking. We also say goodbye to Terry, the intern. So, sit back, relax, and send Terry your hate and loathing. 
Published 04/25/21
Cinematic AF presents, Current AF, which is a bi-weekly show where all the new and juicy entertainment news is brought to you in an unfiltered fashion. This week, we try out our new intern, Terry. So sit back, keep following us and enjoy.
Published 02/07/21
This week, we talk about the only 90's dinosaur movie that counts, Tammy and the T-Rex. This cinematic masterpiece has it all: smart-ass cops, a mad scientist, and the love between a girl and an animatronic  T-Rex. We also talk about WandaVision and...
Published 01/31/21
Welcome back to Cinematic AF. We are doing another one of our bi-weekly news episode we call, Current AF. This week, Ash and I give all the juicy coverage from the world of Disney, along with some news from the land of horror. So sit back, relax, and...
Published 12/21/20
WE ARE BACK! Cinematic AF  returns for a special Christmas episode. This week, we cover the modern classic, Krampus. This twisted-tale is directed by Michael Doughtery, which is the same twisted-mind that brought you the Halloween staple, Trick 'r...
Published 12/19/20
Welcome! This week on Cinematic AF, we explore the 2018 film, CLIMAX. This trippy film comes to us from French director, Gaspar Noé. The film takes place during the winter of 1996, within a single building.  CLIMAX features a large ensemble cast of...
Published 10/15/20
Welcome to the new add-on to the Cinematic AF podcast. Here on CURRENT AF, we report all the news and happenings in the world of film and entertainment. This program will play every 2 weeks. Cinematic AF will happen every other week. This week, Ash and...
Published 10/07/20
This week, we felt generous and let Kelsey pick the film. On this episode, we take you on a trip to Shutter Island. This Martin Scorsese film will have you guessing every step of the way. We also talk briefly about Devil All the Time, Raised by Wolves,...
Published 09/29/20
Welcome back to CINEMATIC AF. This week, we cover one of the classics. The Evil Dead franchise has inspired countless movies and quotes. This one has been requested by listeners since day one. You wanted it, and now you're gonna get it. Please join us...
Published 09/14/20
This week, the Cinematic AF crew dives deep into the sad and terrorizing world of the film, Relic. This movie explores what it is like to lose someone that is actually still with us. This film is about the tragic effects dementia has on a family. If you...
Published 09/01/20
Annihilation is an art house film guaranteed to split audiences. If you are looking for a mindless action Sci-Fi movie, this is not the film you are looking for. This movie is a wrapped metaphor; stuffed with horror. A metaphor for what, you may ask?...
Published 08/17/20
Welcome to Cinematic AF Season 2! This week, we cover the cult classic, Heathers. Join Ash, Kelsey and I as we dive deep into this dark teen comedy, which covers a wide array of uncomfortable topics such as rape, eating disorders and suicide. This movie...
Published 08/10/20
Welcome to the 20th episode! This week, Kelsey, Ash and I invite you to the wedding of the year, so get those tuxedos cleaned and your axes sharpened. The highlight of some weddings is the tossing of the bouquet...at this wedding, if you play your cards...
Published 07/05/20
This is the tried and true tale of a priest that is possessed by the spirit of an ancient dinosaur, falls in love with a street-smart prostitute, and is being hunted by a ninja-clan. I know...you have seen this plot a million times. This week, Ash and I...
Published 06/29/20
It is summertime, my friends... It is the time of the year to go to your favorite cult camp, break out your flower dress and make some homemade pubic pies. This week, Kelsey, Ash and I take to the land of sun and human sacrifices. Come along with us as...
Published 06/21/20
This week, we answer the question that is on everyone's mind...What would it be like if Professor X was a Nazi? The answer...Not good. This time around, Ash and I take you into the Neo-Nazi punk scene. It's just as fun as it sounds. So, if you ever...
Published 06/14/20
Looking for a good Halloween party? We have got you covered; just join us at Hall House, make sure you bring the boom box, strobe lights and a sex-crazed demon. This week, we dive into the 80's classic, Night of the Demons. Kelsey, Ash and I cover this...
Published 06/07/20
WE HAVE AN INTRO BY LINNEA QUIGLEY!This week, we explore one of my favorite films of all time! Ash, Kelsey and I go zombie punk with Return of the Living Dead. We go deep on this 80's staple, and we also get to discus what we have been enjoying in the...
Published 06/02/20
This episode, we focus on family and GREASE. Kelsey, Ash and I discuss this dark comedy/horror. We learn to eat our food greasy, wear as little clothing as possible and find out the true meaning of fatherly love. So sit back, oil up your dog and enjoy....
Published 05/26/20
This time around the Cinematic  AF team discuss Hereditary, a dark tale about a family dealing with mental issues, death and a secret coven of demon worshipers. This film seams to get better with every watch. This time around Gaston, Kelsey, ash and I...
Published 05/18/20
This week, we discuss Bad Taste, a movie that launched Peter Jackson. This film proves that you don't need money to make a film...all you need is determination and a group of devoted friends that will give up their weekend for FOUR years. Before Mr....
Published 05/10/20