Episodes
You know when people say they’ve got their finger on the pulse? Well TCB is the opposite of that. But, what we do have our finger on is Theresa Caputo’s hair!
We love Kyle Kinane
Giggly Squad on tour
Clue the movie
Howard Finster
Friday night dinner → Dinner With The Parents
Bryan is officially done with 90 Day Fiance
Royal Crackers
Theresa Caputo on The Kelly Clarkson Show
Bounty hunter hair
A slap, a kick, and a death for Theresa!
Theresa has to continue because we need...
Published 04/26/24
Spooky season came early, because the Quantum Witch is here to explain quantum computing in a completely cool and chill way.
A chiropractor meth orgy
Don’t drink and drive!
Coachella
Paris Hilton playing cornhole (get ur bag, sis)
Bryan & Krissy use Google!
Prince being incredible
Bob Seger’s electric underpants
Respect RESPECT
Bryan & Krissy don’t know that Dancing On My Own is a pillar of the gay community
33 Penis not featured /3
Bryan’s list of best songs ever
Quantum...
Published 04/25/24
Bryan & Krissy run the gamut from poignant children’s media to social media nipples to humble brags on facebook.
Bluey
We’ve got the warm and fuzzies
Bandit For President!
Dirt Nap got great reviews
Matt Rife makes dv jokes and that's why people don't like him
The instagram nipple rules
The talk
Having daughters
Seeing women as human beings
Social media predators
People are going crazy in the suburbs
Bryan is in a very judgmental mood
Facebook: only good for...
Published 04/24/24
Kyle Kinane joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about following your dreams when nothing else is working out, Paul Giamatti, and the joys of being self-effacing.
Polycules/Polecules
We can’t get through whole article anymore
800 Pound Gorilla & Dirt Nap
We are judgmentally pro-polycule
The 7 year college experience
Mike Tyson vs Paul Giamatti
Hair metal
Downers in the burbs
Car stick figures
Bitcoin
Illegal activities
The shackles of marriage
Be the dick in the story
Kyle’s...
Published 04/23/24
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Soaking
Soak it, don’t poke it!
The prostate
Bryan wants to get catfished
He’s a super-soaker
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A 27 year old has his first kiss
Everything “butt”
Never kissing a man
We don’t think he is prepared for this
They’re not in the same league
He was too stunned
The listerine strips are a bit much
Poor bastard
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Published 04/19/24
What's a dussy, you ask? Bryan will let you in on Dune's big secret, and you, too, will wish you had never heard it!
The eclipse
NextDoor on the eclipse
We got some sweetie pie emails
Dune, Timothee, & Zendaya
The Dune popcorn buckets
Men being disgusting
Illegal advice from Bryan
Someone needs to stop Bryan from making slurp noises
A gross theater experience
Swingin’ Richards
Saluting!
Bryan initiates a very unofficial typing test
Do Bryan & Krissy know about actual...
Published 04/18/24
Bryan & Krissy find themselves another Adam The Liar Lyons video, and learn that they have to create drama to get women.
Gypsy Rose Blanchard
Intermittent fasting
Hurricane Katrina
Bryan shouldn’t get into politics
Bryan’s mom tries to get in touch
Adam the Liar and his wife talk to other PUAs
The liar stays lying!
Adam’s got himself a boner
The essence!
Relationship Oscar talk by Adam
Creating drama to get women
Let Kelvin’s tongue do the work
Channel the drama
Triple G...
Published 04/17/24
Preacher Lawson joins the crew at TCB to discuss big bladder energy, jokes gone array, and being known as The Booty Dude.
Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul
Morning breath
These men can’t have water before bed
Big Bladder Energy
Preacher getting fired
Getting written up for being funny
Loving Vegas
Trying out a thin mustache
Proving yourself right
Auditioning for AGT
The Booty Dude
PREACHER LAWSON:
Preacher's tour
My Name Is Preacher (new special)
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Published 04/16/24
What do hot dog water, high colonics, and AI sex hotlines have in common? We don't know either, but that's what Bryan & Krissy are discussing.
Jeff’s Jokes™
Atlanta smells like weed
The war on preschool?
A pragmatic pragmatist
Why isn’t NextDoor on Jimmy Kimmel yet
711 hot dog seltzer
Bryan judging the hot dog seltzer from his high horse
High colonics & isolation tanks
Circadian rhythms
Bryan learns about emotional labor
Krissy’s a good sexter
The TCB Sext Hotline
An AI...
Published 04/12/24
There's nothing quite like reading through suburban NextDoor, and the best people to guide you through that journey are, of course, Bryan & Krissy.
The old diatribe
Our best reviews
Venezuelan propaganda
Snapchat sidebar
NextDoor is where it’s at baby
Downtown NextDoor vs suburban NextDoor
Co-sleeping
Barbara Corcoran’s bedroom situation
Shark Tank
Joanna Hausmann is coming back to the show!
Masters talk
Golf drama!
Snowman rules?
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Published 04/11/24
Bryan & Krissy return to another old faithful today: TLC & the many dramas of sister wives and God’s Plan.
We’re scared!
Conjoined twins
One of them got married
Bryan & Krissy need a lesson on conjoined twin anatomy
Seeking Sister Wives
A really old Ask TCB
Leah’s probably had 18 tinder boyfriends by now
Like Troy, Bryan is Breakin’ Free
Bryan wants you to know he is sensitive
F**k-a-doodle-doo
Garrick?
It’s not God’s Plan, It’s Garrick Plans
God ain’t worried about...
Published 04/10/24
Neal Brennan has a new special on Netflix, and the first place he came to discuss it is The Commercial Break...right?
A screener account
P Diddy
The bridge collapse (eclipse season)
NFTs
Doing ayahuasca by a six flags
Irish Catholic
Crazy athletes & sports that should be illegal
Breaking norms
Mike Tyson coming out of retirement
Writing for nickelodeon
Peanut butter and fluff
Exposure therapy
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Neal’s website
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Published 04/09/24
An important lesson when you're on the hunt for a Sheepsquatch: always check your thermals. Bryan & Krissy are back on the ground with Mountain Monsters.
Being middle of the pack
Bryan feels close to Conan
A half-cryo machine
The Tour de Fra
Mr. D
Everybody in the closet!
The Poptart Story
Mountain Monsters
He’s got them huge horns
Sneaky little sheepsquatch...
HYAH!
Shake that camera
Don't swallow yer damn tobacco
Plum outta dodge
Bryan wants hard evidence
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Published 04/05/24
We went in expecting Mountain Monsters, but came out with The Legend of Willy. It's a big day for TCB.
Cold plunges & cold showers
Roman baths
A confusing pair of breasts
Fan request!
Mountain Monsters, The Moth Man!
Huck, Buck, Suck, & F**k
Buck went DOWN
What’s the first thing you want to see after you pass out and why is it Huckleberry and Jeff?
Podcast misinformation
WILLY RETURNS!
Jaah! Jaah!
The biggest bug zapper ever built
The Mountain Monsters Murder...
Published 04/04/24
Bryan's tiny mouse brain can only do so much! Today, though, he uses it for his billion dollar idea: TCBets!
Stoner movies
Does Kristin Wiig hate us?
The Bachelor making us cry
Tv hugs
The Dodgers, their pitcher & his interpreter
Casinos aren’t in the business of losing
The Shohei Break
Shohei Ohtani
Betting
Krissy’s the ultimate Playa
Bryan’s billion dollar idea
Getting hoodwinked
Willy Brain Bryan
Who is in charge of commercial statistics?
Pre-washing
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Published 04/03/24
Bryan & Krissy discuss life, love and the pursuit of bad movies with comedian, actor and now AUTHOR, with overall nice guy Paul Scheer!
Keeping Up With Kanye
Best Week Ever
Paul Scheer!
Commercials are the OG tiktok
Not making the bed
Chip Whistler
Disney adults
Mr. Podcast America
How did How Did This Get Made get made?
Making darkness lighter
Signing 3000 postcards
Paul’s acting career
The Art of the Deal
Naked Attraction & Sex Box
The Cheesecake Factory of...
Published 04/02/24
Bryan’s dad senses are tingling, and he’s got some life lessons to deal out.
It’s festival season in Atlanta
He is Moon Taxi
Old people were raging
Bryan’s father instincts kick in
You can always tell who’s dealing
Day blow/night blow
Costco & the extra fridge
Bryan won’t buy meat at Costco
Eating at Costco
Hot dogs every damn day
We’re on a food theme
Mcdonalds is in the real estate game
Krispy Kreme in Mcdonalds
Simple syrup milkshakes
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Published 03/29/24
Kids: thankless little mongrels, until they find their long lost Daddy Flaviato.
Hot dogs & burgers
A food rabbit hole
Bryan desecrated ramen
Oprah, weight watchers, and ozempic
Sriracha drama
Fake spring 2.0
Don’t buy your kids toys!
Lamborghini heiresses?
Get your bag, sis
Daddy Flaviato
You can pay us to stop!
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Published 03/28/24
This episode is formally dedicated to Willy Green, beloved pet rat. RIP.
Pornhub’s age verification
He was a phish out of water
Bryan’s pet rat, Willy
Don't free Willy!
Bryan’s kids know how to use his phone better than he does
Bryan likes plot in his porn
Yacht carpet replacement
Topless beaches
Bryan saw a porn getting filmed
Mutual masturbation: it’s bro bonding!
Dragon pearls…
Lubin’ Toobin
Facetime is different!
We don't judge anybody, we judge everybody!
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Published 03/27/24
The legend that is Margaret Cho joins Bryan & Krissy for a TCB Infomercial.
Top 50 stand up comics of all time
Women should have rights
The you be you community
The worst thing Margaret has ever tasted
Soursop & stink fruit
Still bombing
Watching comedy with her dad
The musicality of comedy
Margaret’s upbringing
Kink as a way to not spread HIV
Being a bad dominatrix
The kinkiest kink!
A penis basketball
Her current tour
Lucia!
MARGARET...
Published 03/26/24
On This special bonus TCB episode drop, Bryan introduces Superfly: From the hosts and creators of Fly on the Wall we give you Superfly. Dana and David team up once again, this time with or WITHOUT guests, to riff on current events, pop culture, trending clips, and audience submissions. Kick back, relax, and enjoy the comedy, absurdity, and impressions from your favorite duo. This time ON VIDEO! Find Superfly on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@flyonthewallpod, on the free Audacy app, and...
Published 03/23/24
It's our 500th episode!!!!
Hambone & Hoadley in the Morning are back!
500 Episodes!
Let's round it out with Frankie...
Quite Frankie
5 Signs that she's cheating on you!
You're just scared of pussy!
Crank it
Where are the facts!
We want Frankie to host Cheaters
It's only ass cheating
Living in Frankie's head would be...very bad
Bust their ass out!
If she has a phone, she's cheating!
He do got more
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Published 03/22/24
It was a tootin' n snootin' kind of morning for Bryan the other day...should he lean into it?
We are convivial!
Krissy’s changing her pillows regularly
Bryan’s stressed about the dust mites
Bryan’s nap requirements are going in the treaty
Bryan’s talking about Bobbi Althoff, but got the facts wrong
Acne made Bryan funny
Bryan’s zit
Cocaine nose
Toot n snoot
Hangxiety is science
Clooney’s tequila
Shots
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Published 03/21/24
Ah, the early Bryan & Krissy years! We revisit some past St. Patty's day parties and discuss the history of Olympians getting it in.
Thank you to our listeners 3
Bryan shouts out our listeners
Grocery delivery
We’ve got another Bryan story!
The St. Patty’s Yuengling Party of the Century
Bryan saves the day
Savannah St. Patrick’s day
Mystery helicopters!
The Atlanta Olympics
No sex allowed?
There will be sex in the city of love!
Bryan should have been an olympian
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Published 03/20/24