Episodes
Bryan & Krissy discuss all things cougars....what else can we say? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail @TheCommercialBreak on Instagram Watch TCB on YouTube www.tcbpodcast.com Forr Live Show info, video, audio, stickers and all the other goods Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about...
Published 07/26/24
Published 07/26/24
Dear Glen Powell, Bryan is sorry he doesn't want to see your movie. But to save his marriage, he is inviting you to TCB (You too daisy!) The sickness is not down Christina is on a ROLL! Bryan is a hippie? (We reserve judgement) Side-work (IFYKYK:-) Petey the Pigeon is saved by a militant hippie...Bryan Bryan is holding space for you and your broken marriage Bryan hangs up on Mom!? Hell awaits him The Twisters rant did not go over well Glen Powell deserves AND gets an apology Time's...
Published 07/25/24
Bryan and Krissy struggle through ANOTHER episode of sickness as Krissy has the "Summer ICK"!? Sweatin To Oldies saved lives! Lou Dobbs was a dude who died Richard Simmons just wanted to die in peace Where were you when Pres. Joe changed history?? Bryan was rubbing his ass Bryan's getting hip pain....will HE drop out of the race? The weed masseuse did it! Ass pain, Ass pain. It's a pain in the ass! Bryan is limber and loose?? Hardly Instagram ads always have the answer Have you done...
Published 07/24/24
The iconic Dulce Sloan joins TCB to spit absolute fire, and for that we thank her. Atlanta culture King Charles’s fingers? A bilingual stucco saleswoman Stand-up was a surprise! Shoutout to Big Kenny!!!! Being a black woman comic in a black room Men who aren’t funny and the tough crowd Are the chicks crazy or are you making them crazy? Dulce spitting fire She’s a comic, a dj, and a web designer! The internet is a toddler Dating men who want to see jazz Racist dating NO MORE...
Published 07/23/24
Every time a remake comes out, a butterfly loses its wings. Nay, a shoelace loses its aglet! Ailing Krissy Ingrid Andress’s national anthem 33 P’s national anthem An Atlanta indoor soccer team? Copa America Twister starring sexy Glen Powell  Why so many remakes Is Bryan a Bad Boys hater? Dune IF WE GET GLEN POWELL ON THIS SHOW I MUST BE THERE Bryan and Krissy learn new words and mis-pronounce them all. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting...
Published 07/19/24
It’s a Story Time With Bryan kind of day here at TCB, featuring dank weed, Corey Feldman, and a baby possum. Gravely voices Botulism Veneers are scary A three hour massage Stinky weed Corey Feldman has a new song Is Corey trolling us or are we trolling him? Don't get litigious with Bryan Bryan would see Corey live The Hooch (Chattahoochee River) Don’t slander shoot the hooch it's our culture The Nature Center A pitcher plant A BABY POSSUM Bryan gets got by the...
Published 07/18/24
Bryan's got a bone to pick with people who say "iykyk," Disney money-grabs, and Scooter Braun. IYKYK It’s for the cool kids Bryan’s butthurt about iykyk Self reflection? Never! Mike Tyson paused for injury We don’t know our show dates yet You heard it here last Fiction-sexual Disney fleecing customers Fast pass drama Arizona Tea Breaking News: Steve-O is getting a boob job? Send good vibes to Will The Champ A Taylor Swift doc on Max Taylor vs. Scooter Taylor’s...
Published 07/17/24
Bryan & Krissy attempt timeliness and current events! Dr. Ruth & Shannen Doherty died this weekend Hawk Tuah girl 90210 & appointment TV The assassination attempt Rev down! IYKYK The Euros & Copa America The stadium rush debacle 90 Day Fiance Michael made it to America The Hard Rock Cafe Ring camera footage of Bill Belichick Krissy roasts Bryan 35 and 21…nothing about that is okay Bryan misses smoke Krissy gets recruited LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments,...
Published 07/16/24
Bryan & Krissy discover the secret to dating women: give up everything you love! We’ve got the giggles Electrolytes! Hiring a lifeguard NO BREAKS Adam The Liar You scared of women?? Adam’s “degrees” Janitor to Martial Arts IAPUA! We love a man with a job Quit everything you love Clickfunnels He’s a protector, rawr (^_^) Change my tire This is a mad schedule LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a...
Published 07/12/24
Bryan & Krissy are back, and they are covering all manner of bodily fluids…and the debate. Krissy went to Seattle & Vancouver The birthplace of grunge Bryan’s pukey weekend Not peeing for 36 hours Krissy should have stayed in Canada The debate… Where was the cocaine?! The Man With 1000 Kids Genetic sexual attraction? Yikes! 90 Day Fiance crossover event Nobody wants Bryan’s sperm LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB...
Published 07/11/24
Bryan is under the weather, so today we bring you a mystery episode from the vault! Ballpark madness We’re breaking down Seeking Sister Wives A roast of Garrick Three’s Company to polygamy pipeline He's a stay at home dad Hoadley and Astrid forever 3 You can have a bff and a sister without a sister wife Let him fill you with the holy ghost The pastor really encouraged him… We’re usually kind of on the same page LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting...
Published 07/10/24
From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic funeral  A funeral planned by his first of three wives I cannot in good conscience give a rundown of this funeral…you just have to listen I will say it involves a runaway golf cart, emails read aloud, and a bad casket lowerer Burn Bryan to a crisp and snort him at the party Write us a eulogy for Bryan!  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments,...
Published 07/09/24
In an effort to center our best content, Producer Christina dug up an old video breakdown featuring her nemesis: John Anthony Lifestyle! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download...
Published 07/05/24
What is white people culture if not Margaritaville and self-publishing a travel show about Florida? Hawk Tuah Girl Mississippi Ibiza A horrible incident at Lake Lanier And a reality show? People, places, and things! Florida culture is Margaritaville Monotone vibes It's not about you, Matt! It's the magic in the ecosystem Vanna White Ryan Seacrest the robot Vanna White’s yarn brand LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or...
Published 07/04/24
Bryan throws stones from a glass house...so this is just a regular episode of TCB! Bryan’s algorithm persists Waiting for Moby’s moment The DMB tour bus poop incident The white man dance The Sphere Justin Timberlake’s eyes Krissy Weighs In! Inebriated performers Candlebox Bryan famously only performed while inebriated Bum Sunning 16 & Pregnant Young plastic surgery/filler Eyebrow tattooing (microblading) Little people big problems LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments,...
Published 07/03/24
Mo Welch is proof that you might flop at Second City, but there is always a second act! Mo’s ”normal” siblings What’s up with Creed? The heat in Georgia! Jenna Gray Mo’s jokeumentary, Dad Jokes Seeing her dad for the first time in 20 years Being a parent Parents of Swifties Support Group A fondness for Uncle Buck Flopping at Second City Stage fright Being those parents (respect) MO WELCH: https://mowelch.com/ Watch Dad Jokes on YouTube Watch Dad Jokes on VEEPS Mo on...
Published 07/02/24
Bryan & Krissy discover a new meaning to “two-a-days” thanks to John Anthony Lifestyle. But the most pressing question in this episode is…where is Liz?! Jelly Roll’s Bronco Bryan & Krissy’s $150 cab ride Taylor Swift Dave Grohl drama Please tell the billionaire to leave us ALONE Being grunge adjacent John Anthony Lifestyle has done it again One way open marriage????? Liz from Brazil He loves a bit of variety Who has the time for this Nothing hornier than a schedule A no...
Published 06/28/24
Bryan's got roid rage in a Taco Bell! You truly never know what you're going to get here at TCB. Christina Applegate Celine Dion & Stiff Person Syndrome Launch Krissy off a yacht! PLEASE follow us on instagram An Ariana Grande poem fart Hello to my stalker 3 Whatcha watching Bryan’s recommendations The Lost Tapes Bryan wants luxury! Miley Cyrus David Letterman Bryan hates on artistry Weed types Fire Sauce blues The most stoned man in america Bryan loves disgusting...
Published 06/27/24
The Old BG Method encompasses more than just real estate failures. It also includes a house of birds, a chaotic sleep schedule, and screwdriver dreams. Birds, snakes, chipmunks, and kids Bryan’s Bird House Are you my daddy? The Bryan-Astrid Bird Sanctuary Chronotype Again, those people! Waking up at 2:30am is so unhinged Bryan & Krissy are neurotic! Sleep schedules are hard The sleep theme continues Bryan's dream Screwdriver dreams Google Gemini analyzes our dreams Dream...
Published 06/26/24
Surprise! Today you get a little treat: a regular episode! Bryan & Krissy giggle their way through the perils of the world. No Infomercial today! Insure Bryan’s hands Plastic fruit (scary) The Mariana Trench?? The Quantum Witch returns (slay) Sometimes the show just isn't good, and that's not our fault! Those people… Clubhouse Brutal tweets about us Google gemini really said nah Bryan airing me (Producer Christina) out because I air him out in the show notes 72 year old Bill...
Published 06/25/24
James Van Praagh Let us know if you want to come to our shows this fall Hi to our listeners You got any metal in your body? Krissy is giving cult member today Someone take the beep button away from Bryan SILENCE HAS BEEN PRESSED Ah, yes, more casual racism Could Bryan pull this off? The Psychic Break Florals at a a memorial service? Groundbreaking Get your BA in Heaven Studies Spirit! Ted Danson played him? A clip from The Circle (not the reality tv show lol) He’s flopping He...
Published 06/21/24
Hamptons Justin Timberlake and Tijuana Bryan Green may seem like two very different people, but in essence they are the same. Chaos Gremlins! Justin Timberlake’s DWI Bryan’s radio competition days He’s too old to twist! Boring golf talk A Tijuana day trip? Senor Frogs Bryan’s many foibles… The hunt for vicodin Bryan does talk too much A good day to wash your legs! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a...
Published 06/20/24
You ever zoomed so hard you hit someone with your car? No? Maybe you were just the travel princess of that situation. Cue: Storytime with Bryan! The zoomies! Bryan got hit by a car 😯 Storytime with Bryan! Travel Princess Overpacking Princess or pampered a*****e Bryan & Astrid’s trip to paris A tiny hotel room in Paris LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan...
Published 06/19/24
Bryan's twin joins TCB! Oh...wait...I mean his other twin... Anyway, listen to these middle aged white men fall in love! Let the ass kissing commence! Des’s dad was super hot The Chinese Project Learning mandarin 007 & Davy Crockett Meeting in AA Once again…it’s not Dating Naked, it’s Naked Attraction Of All People! Des’s future kids? Old Dads Support Group Branching out in your audience Irish boarding schoo DES BISHOP: Des’s website Des’s Special: Of All...
Published 06/18/24