At TCB, we love a pick up artist, and we got ourselves a gift from God. It's John Anthony Lifestyle reviewing Adam The Liar!
the everything shower
Who has the time for that kind of shower?
Dead To Me
Married at First Sight UK & AU
Tom Sandoval is the #1 Ass Hat and has a s****y band
John Anthony Lifestyle critiquing Adam The Liar
Is John Anthony doing coke in his intro?
Adam Lyons…or Adam’s Lying
Jewelry and a tank top vs a red streak of...
Frankie continues telling men how to amp up their dating profiles with key elements: bowling, restaurants, and of course, working out 6 days a week...and NO NUDIES!
You heard it here LAST
Meghan Markle conspiracies
We’re gonna start our own conspiracy theory
Back to Frankie B’s dating app tips for men
You know ladies & their attention spans…
As usual, he’s taking it too far
Full body shots ONLY
Nothing more disturbing than hearing Frankie say “nudies”
There are three things you'll need to succeed on the dating app sites: an overcoat, slacks, and a stack of hundreds. Bryan & Krissy get into Frankie B's dating app site tips for men...
Old drugs vs new drugs
A story about roaches
Bryan got PRANKED
Devon the Ding Dong Dick Dark Dork
The baggage of being human
Bryan only goes to therapy so that someone can keep his secrets
Another spurt of Frankie B!
Frankie is using randomly placed transition noises
Kinks...they're all well and good, until you're submissive all day every day! Bryan & Krissy watch their most controversial video yet, featuring a very "traditional" couple.
Sometimes we miss the aaaaaaliens!
T Swift making billions as usual
Bryan remixes an old taylor song
He doesn’t know her dating history (how???)
For those who want facts, here is Taylor Swift’s *supposed* dating history (in order):
Joe Jonas, Lucas Till, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer (creepy), Jake Gyllenhaal...
Teen years are a fraught time full of dating, break-ups, hormones, and...coupons? TCB has found the Teenage Coupon King of Ohio, and honestly, he needs to relax.
We’ve got a new King!
The next logical step for Harry is to air his grievances on TCB!
Tipping has gone too far
Only tip badly behind Bryan’s back!
We’re in a strange economic time
Just so everyone knows, Bryan isn't watching this in prime time
TCB: The Coupon Break
The Teenage Coupon King
Bryan & Krissy go from number of lovers, to marriage, to pegging, to research, to Amish, to pornstar, to preacher, to hope in this episode. Feels like whiplash...and not the porn kind.
A controversial research study
Compared to people nowadays, Bryan’s vanilla as hell!
Bryan’s a financial dominatrix foot model who wants to get pegged
You might long for what you don’t have, but you might have chosen wrong
Bryan can’t remember Esther Perel’s name
Krissy Hoadley: Nympho
There was a...
Want to drain your bank account and get off on it? Lucky for you, there's a woman out there who'll help you! We're in the Wild, Wild West of financial domination, and ITV investigates.
Why do we say BYEEEE?
A woman had a full body orgasm at the symphony
Being a 16 year old saxophone player is lame, but being a 30 year old saxophone player is cool
Bryan was once told he has pretty feet
ITV interviews a financial dominatrix
Maybe we can get someone to bankroll...
Adam Lyons the Liar leads lads into his lion's lair to get laid by lovely ladies...
WTF is up with the Met Gala?
Jared Leto went full Furby
Steven Tyler is getting sued
This is an extremely f****d up story…
Bryan sets the record straight about Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift’s cat’s instagram is worth $97 million
Blue needs to get in on the IG game
Is Bryan's baby Miranda secretly a Boss Baby?
Bryan’s ready for women to take over
Will we ever...
Ah, romance...with yourself? Bryan & Krissy get into an ITV interview with an Atlanta woman who married herself. Sounds like an ass cream cone to me!
Bryan is sick and gross and we are sorry
Our lives revolve around pollen
Pollen: it’s in your car, your ass, and your nose
Crotch Rot, it’s a scientific thing!
We have the best listeners in the world!
Astrid keeps it real
How do you handle a friend who is cheating?
Ass Cream Cone
If you cheat on Bryan, he’ll be going to the...
TCB takes us back to a land before time...The Jerry Springer Show! Miranda doesn't want Perry's PP anymore. She wants TJ! F*****g him is hard work, but at least it's exciting.
It's a pollen superstorm in the South
Jerry Springer has passed away (you heard it here last)
Bryan takes us back to summer of '87
The origins of Jerry Springer
“I Just Married My Horse”
Bryan had friends on Jerry Springer
He also wanted to be on The Real World and a sketchy reality radio show
Bryan has a story...
He's got guns, an ex-wife, AND a kitten? That's what we call a DHB spike...because I Do Have Boner! Hambone & Hoadley--I mean Bryan & Krissy--get advice from Bravo, who is "the shit" at telling stories.
Hambone & Hoadley!
TCB, violating policies everywhere!
Daisy of Love…
Bryan’s history of MTV & VH1
The princes find love in Atlanta
Spoiler alert: it doesn’t work out for any of them
Lord & Lady of TCB
How do you pick up women when you don't have a...
Bark! Bark! Bark! Is that your wife calling you? Bryan & Krissy find a woman who acts like a dog, but they wonder if they've been hoodwinked...
A man caused unnecessary suffering to a seagull
This man is a menace!
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Bryan spills the tea…
“Long Shower Bryan”
Sex Ed at Catholic school was, unsurprisingly, terrible
Bryan found a woman who acts like a dog
She’s dealing with some harsh judgment...
She ain't hurting anyone!
She begs for...
On the One Long Day in Finland, all the step-siblings get together...? Bryan & Krissy hear from two step-siblings that got married (and are from two extremely hot families).
Pete Davidson crashed his car into a house!
Melania and Pete?
Our listeners are smartasses...
What’s the meet the family mark?
Bryan reads a messy listener story
Lies are a no go!
Bryan is a man of few words…
This show is not for everyone (in our families)
TW: Bryan says ‘panties’
The AIMS Team (Appalachain Investigators of Mysterious Sightings) will get you the home of your dreams, monster-free! TCB is back with another episode of thrilling and chilling Mountain Monsters...plus some glowsticks.
AI is already messing things up in real life
Baby Dante the Demon Baby returns
Fake kidnappings, fake influencers, fake Drake
TCB will *never* be AI! (unless someone pays us enough)
Who uses facebook anymore?
Mark is listening
Krissy’s tag was expired for 7...
For only $10,000 a month plus $499.99 shipping and handling, you, too, can get unlimited s****y furniture from Direct Buy! Act NOW!
Don’t call Bryan boss!
Octo-mom...where are they now?
Jon & Kate Plus 8
Questionable chicken, boxed potatoes, & hamburger helper
Darcey & Stacey or the TLC twins?
COD, the second worst idea ever
TCB watches a Direct Buy Infomercial of years past
Become a furniture insider!
No need to worry anymore, you can be on the inside!
Just a one time...
Bryan & Krissy finish Frankie's dating app how-to's AND get into The Love Trap! Together...it's The Frankie Trap.
We're back into Frankie B’s dating app tips for women
Not a Nudie!
Dating Frankie is the opposite of Love Is Blind: Love is Terrible
No bikinis…wait, actually I love that
If you have to say I'm not being mean…you probably are
He hates when they say they’re not looking for a hookup!
Back to you, Frank!
Frankie is angry at women!
Frankie, Executive Producer of The Love...
Frankie B...he's the king of 'dating site apps' and the king of relationships, even when he's not in one! He returns to TCB with a misogynistic list of things women sould and should not do on dating apps, and not a shred of it makes sense.
Release the Kraken!
Krissy is a Below Deck girl
Andy Cohen: made in a petri dish for Bravo
Frankie B wants to help us optimize our dating apps
Whats below you? Not getting laid…
"Dating site apps"
Frankie hates ponytails!
John Anthony from JA Lifestyle is about as smart as a hammer. During this episode of TCB the gang breaks down JA's steps to getting yet ANOTHER confirmed pull with a threesome. John suggests you isolate your target. Bryan points out just how dumb he sounds and Krissy rates his looks as a pain level 5!
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What happens when you wear a cowboy hat and a Banana Republic button down? Automatic threesome.
Krissy saw Ferris Bueller’s Day Off in theaters
Old people things (cable)
Ione Skye… I mean Mia Sara
TCB found a new pick up artist to tell us about threesomes
The four secret signs that your innocent girl is a freak in the sheets...
Make all your fantasies come true!
Sexual comfort, the phrase of the video
winthatgirl.com, sounds legit!
She can’t be the jealous type and she...
Bryan & Krissy get into the rest of Frankie B's secrets to health and wealth, and boy does he deliver. If you invest 350k into Frankie's Salon Suisse, he'll make you 100k back! Now that's true wealth.
The vibes in your early twenties are suss at best
Who doesn't have time to clean roaches out of their toilet?
Bounce a quarter of weed off that bed in the morning!
Bryan is obsessed with Love is Blind
Bryan’s daughter is obsessed with My 600 Pound Life
Kids say the darndest...
TCB brings back dear old Frankie B to give us tips on health and wealth. Frankie Bing invented Microsoft while eating tuna eggs at 3:45 in the morning at the gym, and YOU CAN TOO!
Jeremy Renner has f****d Bryan up for life
Bryan wants to swaddle himself in bubble wrap
Shauna Rae’s relationship didn’t last
Her love life is doomed :(
Is it frowned upon to work while high in a state where weed is legal?
Should Bryan & Krissy do a dibbity dab episode?
Frankie B’s daily routine!
From Marlon and his sugar mama to Iris and Mohammed, love is everywhere. What's getting these pairs together? Forget personality, all you really need is that GK! General knowledge, that is, not "ge ne sais kuoi."
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The Great Gander Treaty of 2023
Journaling makes you a better man
Marlon has a messy past, but he’s trying new things
You have to be careful with clothing optional resorts
Bryan’s Ball Air makes a return
Krissy got kicked out of a...
What's the Dalai Lama drinking these days? Bud Lightenment, baby. Bryan tells Krissy about the Dalai Lama Drama, and later they get into some questionable Ask TCBs.
Bryan has no creative vision!
The Dalai Lama Drama
The Dalai Lama asked a child to do WHAT?!
Commercial Break Calls for New Dalai Llama!
Against all advice, Bryan watched Love Is Blind
No more 20 year olds on dating shows!
Krissy isn’t keeping up with the notebook...
Brother Husbands doesn’t work...because...
There are Chicken Girls and there are Steak Girls, and you better not get it mixed up! Bryan & Krissy go deep into the annals of Blind Date UK to find a match made in the Maldives...
A new invention gives a whole new meaning to Kiss Me Thru The Phone
We gotta start f*****g!
AI: it’s a lot like farts.
Someone please send Bryan a Fleshlight
Bryan loves a good dating show!
Bryan & Krissy are doing their own show…not in Tulum
TCB gets into Blind Date
Bryan & Krissy cannot...