Episodes
At TCB, we love a pick up artist, and we got ourselves a gift from God. It's John Anthony Lifestyle reviewing Adam The Liar! the everything shower Who has the time for that kind of shower? Dead To Me Lifetime shows Married at First Sight UK & AU Scandoval Tom Sandoval is the #1 Ass Hat and has a s****y band PUA takedown John Anthony Lifestyle critiquing Adam The Liar Is John Anthony doing coke in his intro? Adam Lyons…or Adam’s Lying Jewelry and a tank top vs a red streak of...
Published 06/02/23
Frankie continues telling men how to amp up their dating profiles with key elements: bowling, restaurants, and of course, working out 6 days a week...and NO NUDIES! You heard it here LAST Meghan Markle conspiracies The birds! We’re gonna start our own conspiracy theory Back to Frankie B’s dating app tips for men You know ladies & their attention spans… As usual, he’s taking it too far Full body shots ONLY Nothing more disturbing than hearing Frankie say “nudies” You like...
Published 05/31/23
Published 05/31/23
There are three things you'll need to succeed on the dating app sites: an overcoat, slacks, and a stack of hundreds. Bryan & Krissy get into Frankie B's dating app site tips for men... Club TCB Old drugs vs new drugs Extreme hoarders A story about roaches Bryan got PRANKED Devon the Ding Dong Dick Dark Dork The baggage of being human Bryan only goes to therapy so that someone can keep his secrets Another spurt of Frankie B! Frankie is using randomly placed transition noises Is...
Published 05/29/23
Kinks...they're all well and good, until you're submissive all day every day! Bryan & Krissy watch their most controversial video yet, featuring a very "traditional" couple. Sometimes we miss the aaaaaaliens! T Swift making billions as usual Bryan remixes an old taylor song He doesn’t know her dating history (how???) For those who want facts, here is Taylor Swift’s *supposed* dating history (in order): Joe Jonas, Lucas Till, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer (creepy), Jake Gyllenhaal...
Published 05/26/23
Teen years are a fraught time full of dating, break-ups, hormones, and...coupons? TCB has found the Teenage Coupon King of Ohio, and honestly, he needs to relax. We’ve got a new King! The next logical step for Harry is to air his grievances on TCB! Tipping has gone too far Only tip badly behind Bryan’s back! We’re in a strange economic time Extreme Couponers Just so everyone knows, Bryan isn't watching this in prime time TCB: The Coupon Break The Teenage Coupon King 90%...
Published 05/24/23
Bryan & Krissy go from number of lovers, to marriage, to pegging, to research, to Amish, to pornstar, to preacher, to hope in this episode. Feels like whiplash...and not the porn kind. A controversial research study Compared to people nowadays, Bryan’s vanilla as hell! Bryan’s a financial dominatrix foot model who wants to get pegged You might long for what you don’t have, but you might have chosen wrong Bryan can’t remember Esther Perel’s name Krissy Hoadley: Nympho There was a...
Published 05/22/23
Want to drain your bank account and get off on it? Lucky for you, there's a woman out there who'll help you! We're in the Wild, Wild West of financial domination, and ITV investigates. Why do we say BYEEEE? A woman had a full body orgasm at the symphony Being a 16 year old saxophone player is lame, but being a 30 year old saxophone player is cool Financial Domination Bryan was once told he has pretty feet ITV interviews a financial dominatrix Maybe we can get someone to bankroll...
Published 05/19/23
Adam Lyons the Liar leads lads into his lion's lair to get laid by lovely ladies... WTF is up with the Met Gala? Jared Leto went full Furby Steven Tyler is getting sued This is an extremely f****d up story… Bryan sets the record straight about Taylor Swift Taylor Swift’s cat’s instagram is worth $97 million Blue needs to get in on the IG game @BadBlue/@WorldsWorstDog/@BadBitchBlue Is Bryan's baby Miranda secretly a Boss Baby? Bryan’s ready for women to take over PUAs! Will we ever...
Published 05/17/23
Ah, romance...with yourself? Bryan & Krissy get into an ITV interview with an Atlanta woman who married herself. Sounds like an ass cream cone to me! Bryan is sick and gross and we are sorry Our lives revolve around pollen Pollen: it’s in your car, your ass, and your nose Crotch Rot, it’s a scientific thing! We have the best listeners in the world! Astrid keeps it real Ask TCB How do you handle a friend who is cheating? Ass Cream Cone If you cheat on Bryan, he’ll be going to the...
Published 05/15/23
TCB takes us back to a land before time...The Jerry Springer Show! Miranda doesn't want Perry's PP anymore. She wants TJ! F*****g him is hard work, but at least it's exciting. It's a pollen superstorm in the South Jerry Springer has passed away (you heard it here last) Bryan takes us back to summer of '87 The origins of Jerry Springer “I Just Married My Horse” Bryan had friends on Jerry Springer He also wanted to be on The Real World and a sketchy reality radio show Bryan has a story...
Published 05/12/23
He's got guns, an ex-wife, AND a kitten? That's what we call a DHB spike...because I Do Have Boner! Hambone & Hoadley--I mean Bryan & Krissy--get advice from Bravo, who is "the shit" at telling stories. Hambone & Hoadley! TCB, violating policies everywhere! Daisy of Love… Bryan’s history of MTV & VH1 Secret Princes The princes find love in Atlanta Spoiler alert: it doesn’t work out for any of them Lord & Lady of TCB How do you pick up women when you don't have a...
Published 05/10/23
Bark! Bark! Bark! Is that your wife calling you? Bryan & Krissy find a woman who acts like a dog, but they wonder if they've been hoodwinked... 21 EPMs! A man caused unnecessary suffering to a seagull This man is a menace! Have you ever been caught masturbating? Bryan spills the tea… “Long Shower Bryan” Sex Ed at Catholic school was, unsurprisingly, terrible Bryan found a woman who acts like a dog She’s dealing with some harsh judgment... She ain't hurting anyone! She begs for...
Published 05/08/23
On the One Long Day in Finland, all the step-siblings get together...? Bryan & Krissy hear from two step-siblings that got married (and are from two extremely hot families). Pete Davidson crashed his car into a house! Melania and Pete? Our listeners are smartasses... What’s the meet the family mark? Ask TCB! Bryan reads a messy listener story Lies are a no go! Bryan is a man of few words… This show is not for everyone (in our families) TW: Bryan says ‘panties’ A Finnish...
Published 05/05/23
The AIMS Team (Appalachain Investigators of Mysterious Sightings) will get you the home of your dreams, monster-free! TCB is back with another episode of thrilling and chilling Mountain Monsters...plus some glowsticks. AI is already messing things up in real life Baby Dante the Demon Baby returns Fake kidnappings, fake influencers, fake Drake  TCB will *never* be AI! (unless someone pays us enough) Who uses facebook anymore? Mark is listening Krissy’s tag was expired for 7...
Published 05/03/23
For only $10,000 a month plus $499.99 shipping and handling, you, too, can get unlimited s****y furniture from Direct Buy! Act NOW! Don’t call Bryan boss! Octo-mom...where are they now? Jon & Kate Plus 8 Questionable chicken, boxed potatoes, & hamburger helper Darcey & Stacey or the TLC twins? COD, the second worst idea ever TCB watches a Direct Buy Infomercial of years past Become a furniture insider! No need to worry anymore, you can be on the inside! Just a one time...
Published 05/01/23
Bryan & Krissy finish Frankie's dating app how-to's AND get into The Love Trap! Together...it's The Frankie Trap. We're back into Frankie B’s dating app tips for women Not a Nudie! Dating Frankie is the opposite of Love Is Blind: Love is Terrible No bikinis…wait, actually I love that If you have to say I'm not being mean…you probably are He hates when they say they’re not looking for a hookup! Back to you, Frank! Frankie is angry at women! Frankie, Executive Producer of The Love...
Published 04/28/23
Frankie B...he's the king of 'dating site apps' and the king of relationships, even when he's not in one! He returns to TCB with a misogynistic list of things women sould and should not do on dating apps, and not a shred of it makes sense. Release the Kraken! Krissy is a Below Deck girl Andy Cohen: made in a petri dish for Bravo TCB SuperYacht Frankie B wants to help us optimize our dating apps Whats below you? Not getting laid… "Dating site apps" Frankie hates ponytails! ROLL BACK...
Published 04/26/23
John Anthony from JA Lifestyle is about as smart as a hammer. During this episode of TCB the gang breaks down JA's steps to getting yet ANOTHER confirmed pull with a threesome. John suggests you isolate your target. Bryan points out just how dumb he sounds and Krissy rates his looks as a pain level 5! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday...
Published 04/24/23
What happens when you wear a cowboy hat and a Banana Republic button down? Automatic threesome. Krissy saw Ferris Bueller’s Day Off in theaters Old people things (cable) Save Ferris Ione Skye… I mean Mia Sara TCB found a new pick up artist to tell us about threesomes The four secret signs that your innocent girl is a freak in the sheets... Make all your fantasies come true! Sexual comfort, the phrase of the video winthatgirl.com, sounds legit! She can’t be the jealous type and she...
Published 04/21/23
Bryan & Krissy get into the rest of Frankie B's secrets to health and wealth, and boy does he deliver. If you invest 350k into Frankie's Salon Suisse, he'll make you 100k back! Now that's true wealth. The vibes in your early twenties are suss at best Who doesn't have time to clean roaches out of their toilet? Bounce a quarter of weed off that bed in the morning! Bryan is obsessed with Love is Blind Bryan’s daughter is obsessed with My 600 Pound Life Kids say the darndest...
Published 04/19/23
TCB brings back dear old Frankie B to give us tips on health and wealth. Frankie Bing invented Microsoft while eating tuna eggs at 3:45 in the morning at the gym, and YOU CAN TOO! Jeremy Renner has f****d Bryan up for life Bryan wants to swaddle himself in bubble wrap Shauna Rae’s relationship didn’t last Her love life is doomed :( Is it frowned upon to work while high in a state where weed is legal? Should Bryan & Krissy do a dibbity dab episode? Frankie B’s daily routine! He’s...
Published 04/17/23
From Marlon and his sugar mama to Iris and Mohammed, love is everywhere. What's getting these pairs together? Forget personality, all you really need is that GK! General knowledge, that is, not "ge ne sais kuoi." Don’t get your news from TCB The Great Gander Treaty of 2023 Journaling makes you a better man Marlon update! Marlon has a messy past, but he’s trying new things You have to be careful with clothing optional resorts Bryan’s Ball Air makes a return Krissy got kicked out of a...
Published 04/14/23
What's the Dalai Lama drinking these days? Bud Lightenment, baby. Bryan tells Krissy about the Dalai Lama Drama, and later they get into some questionable Ask TCBs. Bryan has no creative vision! The Dalai Lama Drama Bud Lightenment The Dalai Lama asked a child to do WHAT?! Commercial Break Calls for New Dalai Llama! Against all advice, Bryan watched Love Is Blind No more 20 year olds on dating shows! Krissy isn’t keeping up with the notebook... Brother Husbands doesn’t work...because...
Published 04/12/23
There are Chicken Girls and there are Steak Girls, and you better not get it mixed up! Bryan & Krissy go deep into the annals of Blind Date UK to find a match made in the Maldives... A new invention gives a whole new meaning to Kiss Me Thru The Phone We gotta start f*****g! AI: it’s a lot like farts. Someone please send Bryan a Fleshlight Bryan loves a good dating show! Bryan & Krissy are doing their own show…not in Tulum TCB gets into Blind Date Bryan & Krissy cannot...
Published 04/10/23