Episodes
This week, we again prove the old saying "like father, like son", with the father of another CIS alum. He was also a boxer, and taught his more successful son everything he knew about the sport, but also beat him with extension cords, and used him asa human shield, in front of a shotgun wielding drug associate/relative. He would train his son, by day, and sling kilos of cocaine, by night! Be the oldest of 10 children, in a single family home, beef with your own brothers, who also happen...
Published 04/16/24
Published 04/16/24
This week, we look into someone who was a very promising college quarterback, until he started messing it all up. He caught on with the NFL, for a bit, but when he's accused of horribly beating his girlfriend, with pictures, and video to back it up, he's finished with the NFL. He's not finished with crime, though, as he keeps getting arrested, and playing football in Tijuana!! Kneel down on a football field, and be very sweet to a 7 year old disabled girl, blow your NFL career, with you r...
Published 04/09/24
This week, we check out a not very successful MMA fighter, who was arrested for just about anything you can think. Forgery, bad checks, drugs, assaulting pregnant women, counterfeiting money, selling bootleg DVDs, driving very poorly... and a double murder. He takes no responsibility for anything, and is awful at hiding his weed. It's Roshaun Jones!! Be arrested several times, before you even start your sport, get arrested for a vicious double homicide, that really seems to be your doing,...
Published 04/02/24
EPISODE 400!! We delve into a crazy corner of the wrestling world, "death matches", with one of the true masters of the medium. He stabs people with broken lighting tubes, gets set on fire, and has even severed an artery, and "died" for seven minutes. He also loves his pills, and would do anything to get them, including robbing a bank, wearing the same bandana he wore to the wrestling ring. It's "Hardcore" Nick Gage!! Love the feel of extreme pain, smash the nearest person with a lighting...
Published 03/26/24
This week, we head down under to talk about one the country's best rugby players. He also ended up in the NFL, and is praised for his athletic accomplishments. The problem is, he is also very accomplished in the field of "being accused of rape", which is much less sought after. He's paid settlements, and is currently sitting in an Australian prison! Have the ability to be great at a young age, win just about every accolade possible, in your sport, by the time you're 21, and be convicted...
Published 03/19/24
This week, we look at a long time NBA mainstay, who had negative attention, from the start. He loves his weed, and lost a lot of money, and prestige, because players weren't allowed to smoke when he played. He also punched a female cop, in a bar brawl, and did a lot of interesting things, like adopt a girl, who he was falsely paying child support for! Be one of the best 6th men in NBA history, don't apologize for punching a female cop, and lose tens of millions of dollars because of weed...
Published 03/12/24
This week, we take a journey, with a man who always says/does the craziest thing possible. He came from unthinkable poverty in Nicaragua, but ended up making millions of dollars. He smokes cigarettes & drinks beer, in the ring. Many of his criminal activities, like rape, fraud & assault get swept under the rug, apparently due to corruption, and his deal with that country's dictator! He is a quote machine, with insults never heard in boxing!! Be stabbed & have brain damage,...
Published 03/05/24
This week, we head back to the brain damage sports, with a man who was a Super Bowl hero, with a Heisman Trophy winning son, but also a complete mess. He apparently dipped into everything from drugs, to counterfeit money, to stealing Lawrence Taylor's golf clubs, to even worse! Did his claims of brain damage finally get him out of federal prison?? Be a Super Bowl hero, run a shady clothing business from the Bahamas, and trade your fake money in for real cash with Mark Ingram...
Published 02/27/24
This week, we finish this tale of old timey craziness! We catch up with Hal, as he is being kicked out of baseball. He then plays a huge part in helping to rig the World Series, while being banned from every baseball league in North America. His life quickly tumbles downhill, with drunken escapades, sad stories, and acts of being a terrible father, and all around liar! Will he make the Hall of Fame?? Get kicked out of every baseball league that exists, be called a pathetic wretch, as you...
Published 02/20/24
This week, we head back in time, to cover a baseball player, who was always in some kind of trouble. In this first part, we talk about his quick rise to the top of the sport, and immediate needs for more money, and attention. The need for money leads him to have a stand off with the league, and be accused of throwing many games, for the purpose of gambling. Oh, and his wife barbecued a baby! Be a cocky teenager, fresh to the league, throw any games that you can make a couple buck off...
Published 02/13/24
This week, we finish up this epic tale with our subject's life, flying downhill. His career is over, but his career with getting arrested, is really picking up steam. He fights at bars, he tries to make a "fat lass" feel good about herself, he makes hacky racial jokes, and goes to rehab, more times than we could keep track of. The only question is, will he survive until the end of the episode? Sue multiple newspapers for invading your privacy, make yourself a public menace of the rails,...
Published 02/06/24
This week, we check back in with Gazza, as his life falls apart. He starts this episode out, saying that he is sober, and on the clean track, but ends up in multiple rehab stints, and being put in a mental health facility, for his own good. He continues to punch the wrong people, and get caught drunk driving. We also get to hear his second terrible song, and hear many stories of his wild behavior!! Have your clean & sober life, on the right track, drink until you can't remember why...
Published 01/30/24
This week, we dive back into the craziness of a very famous man, with even more famous problems. We pick back up with him, making a spectacle of himself in Italy. He also ends up as front page news, when his wife goes public, after appearing to have been beaten to a pulp. He seeks therapy, and tries to quit drinking... but that doesn't turn out well! Part 3, next week!! Be louder than people in Italy, have hotel owners say that you didn't beat your wife up, and try to drink yourself to...
Published 01/23/24
This week, we explore the life of of the most requested subjects we've ever had! In this part one, we follow as he becomes a huge football/soccer star, with worldwide acclaim, but could never stop his crazy antics, and strange behavior. Everything from putting an old man in a headlock, to fights in pubs, to releasing a god awful pop song that went to number 2 on the charts! He is wild!! Start playing soccer, with a tennis ball, nearly create international incident on live foreign...
Published 01/16/24
This week, we slam our way into the new year with a wrestler, who almost made it to the top, but his personality set him back. He seemed to lose his mind, when he was released by WWE, but a year later, he really unravels. A sudden & brutal murder, in front of the neighbors. Will he pay the price? Perform for independent wrestling companies with silly names, bubble under the surface with anger, have a pollice dog finally take you down with Brian McGhee AKA DT Porter AKA Donovan...
Published 01/09/24
This week, we present the all the pageantry of the 2023 Scummy Awards! Get your tuxedos & ball gowns on to find who will win prestigious awards like "Worst Father", Most Likely To Have a 2nd Episode", Worst Childhood", and, of course, the big one... Scumbag of the Year! Who will take the title as the worst person of the year??? Put on your best formal attire, have the limo pull up to the red carpet, and find out about the most vile people of the year! Check us out, every...
Published 01/02/24
This week, we find out about a man, who always looked for the spotlight, and found it, in the NFL. He never liked to do what everyone else was doing, and that showed, when he was arrested for everything from pulling a gun on 2 cops, to beating a woman into a puddle, threatening Rex Chapman, participating in a team gang rape, and videotaping a horrible crime, that he committed, then trying to extort the victim, with the footage. A truly disturbing man! Drop a big interception in the Super...
Published 12/26/23
This week, we talk about a gentle giant, with a real liking of crack, and living in the streets. A first round NBA draft pick, who was in the streets, less than 10 years later. He went from a promising prospect, to screaming, bare chested during Utah winter, bashing in car windows, and swinging a prosthetic leg over his head. It only gets worse from there! Be so large that you don't have work very hard to do well at basketball, have a very public meltdown, and lose your toes, because you...
Published 12/19/23
This week, we tell a terrible story. He overcame odds, and being a victim of "random" violence, to end up being one of the best sprinters that the United States could produce. Then, he repeatedly committed horrifying acts that set him up to possibly spend forever in prison. He doesn't admit it, even though it's obviously true, and that's what will make you hate him, even more! Set records for your speed, get shot in the back while jogging, and be the most repulsive human being that anyone...
Published 12/12/23
This week, we follow the life of a man, with many ups and downs. He was a rookie all star, and "Comeback Player of the Year", within 3 years. He married a Playboy centerfold, who became a Real Housewife of Orange County, while behind the scenes, it was all unraveling. Was a baseball to the head, requiring brain surgery what turned him into a man, who was so out of control that he showed up drunk to court?? Win "Comeback Player of the Year" two years after you're a rookie, be lucky that a...
Published 12/05/23
This week, we follow the story of a man, who seemed to be tapped by the heavens to have a great life. A member of the Super Bowl champion 1985 Chicago Bears defense, and "Super Bowl Shuffle" soloist, who quickly lost his career, and had his life unravel, and crash. He was arrested over 20 times. Many of those for selling/smoking crack, and other embarrassing issues. Just when it looks like it can't get worse, he's arrested for something MUCH worse!! Be babied by 5 older sisters, have Mike...
Published 11/28/23
This week, we jump back into the story, with Cedric, being captured in a garbage can. From there, he taken to trial for a double murder, and is up for the death penalty. He makes the obviously bright choice of representing himself, and making the entire trial into complete circus! The details of the murders are just awful, and we find out that they may not be the only people he's killed!! Climb out of a garbage can & into police custody, decide to be your own death penalty lawyer, and...
Published 11/21/23
This week, we look at a man who has done nothing, but fight. In the MMA octagon, or on the street, in his home... it doesn't matter. He's in prison, before he ever even starts his very mediocre fighting career. In this first part, he fights non fighters, his girlfriend has disappeared, he is wanted for a double murder, and he's hiding in a garbage can! Wall to wall crazy!! Be sentenced to prison before your 18th birthday, strike fear in the hearts of the women in your life, and make all...
Published 11/14/23
This week, we look at a boxer, with a familiar nickname, who came from a long line of boxers. His hard nosed style brought him all the way to championships, but seemingly overnight, everything changed. His drinking got out of control, and he seemed to punch everyone he met. This includes everyone from cops, to grocery store employees, to several people at a brothel, and many, many more. This makes him an international criminal, and ends any hopes of having a legendary career! Come from a...
Published 11/07/23