On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction01:28:17 Did JD Vance F**k A Sofa?03:59:20 JD Vance F***s A Leather Couch – Erotic Story17:15:10 Pretend Girlfriend Fights / Freakouts ASMR23:36:18 Olympic Controversy24:59:03DV’s Olympic Correspondent: Galileo233327:33:23 Galileo Vs. Banned Disney Character31:05:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow For My Birthday33:04:19 Screwdriving Your Daughter’s Ass36:18:22 New York Smells Extra Vomitty This Summer40:14:12 Instagram Catches A Few More Criminals43:03:04Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 * Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page * Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow!