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Published 04/26/24

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction03:08:22 Grant Macdonald Is A Huge Proponent Of Nehpew Loving10:41:20 Meade’s Raising Money For An Engine14:11:15 Being Gangstalked While Pooping19:34:00 Another Uber Meltdown23:17:02 Traffic Stop Turns Into A Felony29:52:10 A Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee!32:57:16 Sign Up For The Sideshow!34:26:23 Reselling “Refreshed” Used Diapers38:29:01 An Attempted Florida Lottery Scam42:59:22 Youtuber Stunt Ends In Failure / Colon...

Published 04/25/24

Pushing Out Piss Crystals From Your Pee Hole

On Today’s Show: Which Youtube has been Pushing Out Piss Crystals From Your Pee Hole And Chemically Burning Off His A*****e Hairs Plus The As Seen on TV Product That Will Finally Rid Your Home Of Horny Ghosts And Complaining To Cops About The Low Quality Meth You Just Bought Pure Hypochondria – 90’s New Age Compilation CD As Seen On TV (youtube.com) Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon...

Published 04/23/24

Carbon Chaperone (Taylor’s Version)

On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show today. Let’s revisit the the birth of Carbon Chaperone! Pure Hypochondria – 90’s New Age Compilation CD As Seen On TV (youtube.com) Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 * Call In To The Voicemail Line:...

Published 04/19/24

Pure Hypochondria – The Soundtrack For Every Illness You Think You Have

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:23:01 Pure Hypochondria07:22:00 Ass Ripping Remixes09:55:20 The Gayification Of Names – Stop It14:26:03 Fart Rock / Home Improvement Theme15:57:07 Underskirt Pervert Caught In A Target21:38:15 Sovereign Citizen Gets Tased26:02:09 AI Song About Low Battery Smoke Alarms28:13:19 Sign Up For The Sideshow!30:13:01 Rapture Lady Wants All Of The Money Back That She Gave Away34:12:12 Doctor Poisons IV Bags38:04:17 A Tesla Super Charged Bitch...

Published 04/17/24

Viciously Pizza Doughed In The Head

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:54:10 Raw Meat Sex05:58:19 Awful Sex Talk Show – Topics Include Bestiality and Rim Jobs 19:05:00 Elisa Jordana Police Cam Footage Released27:09:17 Grimes Performance At Coachella Was Epic35:01:23 Sign Up For The Sideshow!37:12:08 Christian Chiropractor Turns Out To Be A Creep41:25:18 Ophthalmologists Seeing Uptick In Burned Out Eyeballs45:55:18 Doughed In The Head50:15:11Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Today’s...

Published 04/16/24

I Love Gay Mushrooms

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:35:08 Daniel Larson’s Trench Foot: The Musical08:07:10 AI Bristol Stool Chart And Ass To Mouth Songs12:14:00 Two Hard Headed Morons On The Public Bus Fight20:20:12 Visitng The Sun And Passing The Gassy Moon23:14:10 Gay Mushrooms Bring Comfort To The LGBTQ Commuity31:13:01 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today!33:24:20 Giving Your Butt That Chalupa Supreme Treatment37:35:18 Real Life Oscar The Grouch Arrested In Florida40:37:15 Getting A A Quarter Stuck...

Published 04/11/24

Sending Dick Pics To The AI Genital Warts Detector

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:01:00 Solar Eclipse / Aftermath Of The Rapture03:22:14 My First VR Porn Experience: It’s Scary!07:05:06 Urinating In And On Cars As A Fetish11:48:19 Jane Jetson Is A Horny Bad Mommy Of The Future21:20:03 Man Ruined His Apartment With His Slime Obsession26:57:12 Meade Weight Update And Virginity Talk31:40:12 Become A True And Honorable Freak!33:29:14 Idiots On Tiktok Urge People To Just Stare At The Sun39:43:15 Spotting An STD Riddled Wiener –...

Published 04/09/24

Sperming On A Wide Variety Pastries And Baked Goods

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:32:24 Meade Goes Big On /r/CrappyMusic11:07:04 Meade Doesn’t “Get” Sex13:45:21 Tiktokker’s Ass Wiping Strike Is Over17:31:07 Airplane Freakout21:35:07 The Good News About That Bridge Collapse23:16:10 Trump Reference In The Star Spangled Banner / Biden Pissed On Easter27:43:17 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:29:21 Pedo Calls In A School Shooting Threat For Love35:32:24 Sperming On A Lot Of Pastries42:59:10 Airplane Crashes Into...

Published 04/04/24

My Intense Dream Left Me Sticky And Ashamed

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:29:01 April Fool’s Day Wrap Up / Mom Beheaded04:28:03 Solar Eclipse Conspiracy Theories14:06:09 Puff Daddy’s Sex Slave Went Ham In A Trump Hotel19:01:07 Putting On Your Boxing Gloves During A Road Rage Moment22:20:17 Just Doing Some Drunk Shopping29:39:06 Support Distorted View Daily!32:11:20 Get Super High With “Speed Toading”36:28:01 High Speed Google Streetview Car Cash40:08:22 Which State Is Worrying About Their Dick Size The...

Published 04/02/24

What’s The Over/Under on The Quicksand Frisbee Grand Championship?

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00Sponsor: Adam And Eve02:22:09Sponsor: Schwaaaab03:02:15Sponsor: Audible03:34:17Sponsor: Namecheap04:56:05Sponsor: Indeeed05:51:13Introduction06:14:02Sponsor: Americunt Express06:29:15Sponsor: HandArrr Block06:59:19Introduction08:07:22Sponsor: Walmart Plus08:38:10Sponsor: Happily Mugg Coffee10:09:06I Forgot It Was Easter!11:48:16Sponsor: Tampax Sashay Optimum12:56:04Sponsor: Progressive13:25:07Sponsor: Blew Bottle15:05:06Devon Sweeney Declares...

Published 04/01/24

The Best Sex Scenes In The Bible

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:19:20 Tim Henson is Too Hot For Youtube (Banned Again)08:54:22 The Inbred Family Is Back! Are They Scamming?20:43:09 Trump Is Selling Bigly Bibles!25:48:21 Tips From An Alpha Douche Dating Coach32:15:11 Get Exclusive Episodes Of DV33:52:12 Between A Tampon And A Hard Place42:18:21 Man Finds Human Legs, Promptly Eats It44:45:24 One School Has Locked Up Their Toilets48:23:13 Youtube Video Ban Update!49:03:23Voicemails: 206-666-4463 /...

Published 03/28/24

How An Ingrown Pubic Hair Nearly Killed A Man

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:38:10The 2024 Fake Mental Disorders Are In!08:08:09 Tiktok Idiots Trying To Diagnose Britney Spears11:14:14 Trans-Brain Tumors And More Fake Disorders12:44:20 AirB&B For Penis Worshippers16:36:11 Deep Dick Meditations19:06:13 Meade Skelton Boycott Of Planet Fitness / Homegym25:51:01 Beat Scatting – A New Musical Genre You’re Going To Hate27:44:12 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:15:04 A Cyber Flasher Is Behind Bars35:16:06 Ingrown Pubic Hair...

Published 03/26/24

One Man’s Cat Obsession Results In Several Body Defects

Published 03/21/24

To Suck Or To Blow – That Is The Question

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction01:51:14 Is Meade Hitting The Bottle Too Hard?11:50:09 Scatting Up A Storm16:54:12 Lubricating Your Intestines With Testosterone Gel22:48:14 Trans Latina Arrested30:40:20 Support Distorted View!32:43:16The 11 Cock Rings Of Doom36:29:00 Forcing Inmate To Lick Up Urine40:02:18 Sucking Instead Of Blowing43:04:20Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code...

Published 03/19/24

How To Hire A Python To Eat A Child

On Today’s Show 00:00:00 The Distorted View Thursday Night Movie00:24:16 Introduction02:24:14Old Gay Men Preying On Young Guys Online In The 90’s #GayDads4Sons IRC08:50:07 Adult Phone Chat Lines11:55:16 A Phone Sex Wakeup Call Service14:52:19 Meade Has Lost Weight..And Maybe Exposed Himself22:57:12 The Mighty Farting Power Ranger Fanatic25:48:00 Smelling Your Sister’s Shit-Stained PantiesGo Watch And Subscribe To This Wonderful Marshall Mathers IV Resource On Youtube!31:16:12 Sign Up...

Published 03/14/24

Would You Like Cream With That?

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 The Distorted View Tuesday Night Movie00:21:12 Introduction02:15:20 Addicted To Porn?04:49:19 Vintage Dog Erotica Paperback12:29:10 Sextastic Tuesday: Would You Like Cream With That?21:35:10 Man Vs. Train – The Rematch24:22:08 Devon Sweeney Fights With The Pink Hair Bitch27:55:04 Support Distorted View! Thank You!30:10:19 Madonna Is No Friend Of The Unwalkables35:22:02 Bi-Polar Pot Head Defeats Evil Serpent / Decapitates Wife40:15:03 Underage Chic...

Published 03/12/24

Bowl Out With Your Hole Out – Let’s Go Nude Bowling!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:22:04 Cloud Busting14:12:12 Annoying Racist Streaming Meets a Satisfying End18:48:08 The Man Who Thinks Donald Trump Is “Hot”21:03:00 Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Confrontation24:43:03 The Man Being Harassed By Pervert Train Drivers32:36:18 Sign Up For The Sideshow!34:21:06 Thai Lady Boys Vs. Trans Prostitutes37:35:11 Scorpion Scrot Bite40:58:14 Totally Nude Bowling!43:51:04Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code:...

Published 03/07/24

High School Varsity Toe Sucking Contests – The America Liberals Want

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction00:22:07 Test Of Patience: International Rescue Ranger Edition 04:59:22 Thank God That’s Over With!05:09:21 Just Kidding. Welcome To Hell.07:31:20 Settle In…We’re Nowhere Close To Being Done11:23:14 Sorry To Everyone Who Is New To The Show12:43:13 Let’s Check In With The Vore (Human Swallowing) Fetish16:31:14 Streamer Makes Random Girl Cry22:44:02 A Power Ranger Loving TikTard Who Accidently Did Some Gay Stuff30:31:12 Sign Up For The...

Published 03/05/24

Scooping Sunflower Seeds Out Of Your Rectum

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction03:03:03 Child Crucifies Two National Anthems / Awful Singer08:10:24 Livestreaming Your Firing / Meltdown13:17:08 The Snapping Grannies Sing About Nut Sacks And Vaginal Bleeding18:24:08 Scooping Sunflower Seed Shells From A Woman’s Butthole23:24:22 Sovereign Citizen Arrest29:46:23 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support DV31:14:01 PO Box Mail Coming In!33:50:07 Turning Your Bandmate Into A Trans Woman38:42:22 Always Tip Your Stripper42:46:06 Did A Dog...

Published 03/01/24

How To Cosmically Channel Galactic Unicorns

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:19:08 Lord Douche And The Neverending Rental Car Saga04:35:08 Communicating With Galactic Unicorns16:40:05 Racist Freak Out Over Hot Sauce20:14:22 Having A Complete Mental Breakdown Because She Took A Photo31:00:06 Sign Up For The Sideshow!32:32:00 Taylor Swift Is About To Activate Her Global Coven Of Teenage Witch Fans!38:07:04 Pepperoni Jesus Is Creeping Everyone Out40:52:07 Paper Beats Rock and Girth Beats Length44:38:16Voicemails:...

Published 02/28/24

Plopping And Nutting Up The Staircase Of Factology

On Today’s Show: We’re starting the week off with a best of program! This was originally a Sideshow exclusive podcast, so if you’re not yet a member — It’s NEW TO YOU! Tomorrow’s show will be for Sideshow members and I’ll return for a new podcast for everyone on Wednesday. Enjoy! Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve Our New PO Box Address! Distorted...

Published 02/26/24

Sipping On Your Morning Pork Loin Latte

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction00:21:17 Hello (Whores)03:28:23 Opening Music03:48:22 The Latest Criticisms From Lord Douche13:15:05 Meade Is Packing On The Pounds18:42:09 Forum Posts That Make Meade Even More Unlikeable21:24:13 A Topsy Turvey Butthole24:32:04 Youtuber Wants To Discuss His Nasty Smelling Testicles. Okkaaaaay31:37:13 New Dirty Pop Dance Music!36:06:20 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today!37:40:15 Pork Loin Lattes: Now At Satarbucks43:14:20 X-Rated Content On A Royal...

Published 02/22/24

Now You Too Can Own Donald Trump’s Dirty Bathwater!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:19:20 Donald Trump Sneakers!08:43:01 New “Trump Intimates” Sold On Home Shopping Network12:21:18 Old Woman Wants A Man’s Cat17:17:06Woman Calls 911 – Proceeds To Freak Out On Cops22:18:05 Woman Yells At Child In A Convenience Store26:06:06 Loud Woman Upset By Being Asked To Quiet It Down29:28:20 Subscribe To The Sideshow!31:47:07 Texas Man Shoves Antiuques Up His Rectum36:51:02 Matchsticks In Nostrils Is To Be Celebrated40:42:05 No Tip After...

Published 02/20/24

How To Turn Your Stanley Tumbler Into A Rejizzable Sex Toy

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction01:43:14 Disney Bought The Rights To The Bible! 10:45:22 Caught In A Whale Poonado!15:48:05 Police Officer Gets Spooked And Just Starts Shooting22:54:05 Trans Activist Loses Her Cool28:23:01 Meade’s Big List Of Accomplishments33:37:07 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today!34:37:10 Race Faker Gets Fired Over Only Fans Account40:04:22 Sex Toy Attachments For Your Stanley Cup44:04:06 Snot Stuffed Pizza Crust!46:30:00Voicemails: 206-666-4463 /...

Published 02/15/24