Episodes
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:01:19 Satanic Weight Gain05:10:18 Satan Gives An Update07:08:10 Satan Confronts Meade Skelton13:07:15 Sagittarius: A Week In Tricks / More Stuff Cramped Up Her Pooter23:25:20 Political Freakout At The Gas Station25:24:11 Someone Finally Pointed A Gun At The Cart Narcs28:34:11 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:48:20 Indiana Jones And The Lost Needle In Your Snatch34:25:13 Suffering From Sleep Nymphomania37:55:23 The Onion Buys...
Published 11/15/24
Published 11/15/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:09:19 Sagittarius Got A Few New STD’s This Year18:49:20 Jaden Smith Wants To Build You A Bed27:16:17 Crappy Housewife / Crappy Singer31:42:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow!33:28:14 The Butt Obsessed Gynecologist Who Wants You To Repent39:08:20 Coming Soon: The Ministry Of Sex44:36:17Home Alone 3: Cruise Control!48:23:12Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Images: PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On...
Published 11/13/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction01:24:00 Tim’s Stroking Out Speaking Klingon05:06:10 Disgusting Childrens Toys08:23:05 R****b Raccoon / Cunnilingus Kangaroo Commercial10:28:17 Skibidi Toilet And Milky Milky Jug14:53:01 Let’s Make Dieting Racist Again20:19:23 Support This Stupidity! Become A Sideshow Member And/Or Patron!21:50:09 Pure Hypochondria Update22:56:15 Nude Melanie Trump Plastered All Over Russian Airwaves27:41:11 Dumb Ways To Die: Sitting On Pile Of Lit Fireworks...
Published 11/11/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:02 Introduction02:01:23 Election Results04:47:15 To My Listeners Who Voted For Donald Trump 05:45:12 To My Listeners Who Voted For Kamala Harris07:30:00 Let’s Just Blame White Women09:30:22 More Audio From My Favorite Interdimensial Time Traveling Weirdo15:16:21 Insane Person Has A Hatred Of Disco Queen Donna Summer18:00:20 Man Blocks Street To Talk About His Camaro20:27:13A New Awful 9/11 Tribute Song25:46:13 Tiktokkers Crying Over Election Results32:39:19 Sign...
Published 11/07/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 News Break / Kroger Blue02:36:16 Introduction 05:02:04 Kroger Patriot Commercial07:04:03 Pastor Manning Is Back Angry With At The Homosexuals17:52:15The Man With The 89 Grade Point Average26:36:20 Confronting The Man Pissing On The Sidewalk 28:46:19 Witches Get Stitches According To One Felonious Preacher34:07:00 Don’t Donate To Presidential Campaigns, Give Your Money To Me36:04:00 Going Hunting For Power Walkers39:41:19 Botched Botox Blues44:33:24 Morgue...
Published 11/05/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:32:03 Childrens Narcan Chewables04:51:16 The Worst Jazz Poetry Ever – An Ode To Purple17:54:23 Catching Up The Inbreds20:53:21 Meth Addict Who Had A Baby With Matt Damon26:12:19 Annoying Preacher Disturbs Grocery Shoppers, Airport Staff, And Plane Passengers32:04:13 Sign Up For The Sideshow!33:45:00 New Viral Tiktok Challenge: Crash Your Car And Kill People41:26:20 Judgment Day Is Coming For The Chase Bank Glitch Tards44:43:07 The Higher The...
Published 11/01/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:35:18 The Dating Requirements Of A Fart And Shit Loving Incel22:20:09 Meade’s Lost Sweet Tea And Politics Video33:30:05 Sign Up For The Sideshow!34:55:15Horrible Way To Die 1: Backing Yourself Into A Plane Propeller40:39:09Horrible Way To Die 2: Baking Yourself In A Commercial Oven45:04:06 Piss Dance Party In A Minivan!48:41:07Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify |...
Published 10/30/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:02:24 Trump’s Podcasting Tour / Joe Rogan05:06:15 Weird Trump Rally Music Choice – Funeral March 08:19:10 Donald Trump Live In The Studio13:20:05 Now That’s What I Call A Trump Rally CD Offer16:10:05 National Anthem Disaster At The Third Party Presidential Debate20:10:22 Youtard Tammy Is Screaming Again25:34:00 Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow27:17:10 Filing A Lawsuit When Your Ice Cream Is Too Cold32:41:00 Man Deported Because He...
Published 10/28/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:09:10 Poo Time Flying Up The Sharts04:30:22 Queen Cobra Wants To Shoot The King09:18:00 Obese Christian “Weight Lifting”13:14:20 October Surprise / Presidential Endorsement21:34:18 Homeless People Being Gangstalked25:50:09 Bred Down On The Plantation29:59:15 Become A Sideshow Member! 30:28:01 Plotting Murder Over Roblox Chat 35:44:11 Highschool Strip Search!42:17:09 Hand To Meat Fecal Transplant46:26:04Voicemails: 206-666-4463 /...
Published 10/25/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:22:01 A Disturbing Furry / Shit / Bestiality Freak07:12:01 An Excerpt From Furry Erotica – Beaver Soup11:58:17 Jesse Lee Peterson Gives Awful Advice17:44:07 Pastor Says Women Need To Stop Being So Loud20:40:07 Refusing Blood Transfusions Because Of God22:54:05 Salon Freak Out Over Package Delivery28:21:20 Become A True And Honorable Freak30:07:10Sketchy Ass Walmart Monkey Attacks 3 Year Old34:35:03 Pissing In Your Employers Food38:26:16 The...
Published 10/23/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction01:51:24 Grandma Wants Some Lesbian Action05:18:09 Human Death Rattle08:31:13 Dyking Out With Meemaw (Continued)11:07:08 Granny Talks Dirty And Whips Out Her Low Hanging Knockers17:07:19 Meade Gains More Weight18:32:00 Meade Address Small Crowd Size, Blames It On God20:55:05 Extreme Predator Catchers26:19:23 Sign Up For The Sideshow!27:46:04 Whose Penis Is Trump Obsessed With?33:32:02 Al Pacino Cock Trauma40:02:04 Grandma Pants With Candy...
Published 10/21/24
On Today’s Show: I’m running late with the brand new Sideshow exclusive episode today. I’ll be posting that for paying freaks a little later today. In the meantime, here’s a Best-Of Show for everyone. Enjoy! Newest Mail Unboxing Video! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free...
Published 10/18/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:48:02 Check Out My (Mail) Sack05:42:24 A DV Freak In A Major Motion Picture10:56:20 God Ransacks A Mormon Church17:48:10 Idiot Mistakes Greek Flag For Israel Flag. Stupidity Ensues20:56:18 Martial Arts Is Satanic23:46:06 Meade Skelton’s Trad Life / Lyme Disease34:47:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow!36:23:13 The Bachelorette Star Is A Trans Faker!45:18:16 Illegal Drugs By Drone Delivery48:34:14 Tricera-Dick!52:59:17Voicemails: 206-666-4463 /...
Published 10/17/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction01:56:16 Halloween Sextastic Tuesday03:54:01 Banged By A Rotting Zombie Corpse18:53:23 E-mail Correction From Meade21:42:18Meade Skelton’s New Political Chat Series – Episode 1: I’m a White Christian Nationanilst26:18:16 President Of The Seven Continents Flies Frontier Air29:49:00 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today!31:23:13 Drunk Daddy Teaches Child How To Drive (Kind Of)35:02:03 A Nazi Takes a Tumble40:21:08 Woman Ruins Mattress (And Dismembers Her...
Published 10/15/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:24:10 Raunchy Music Remixes05:12:22 A Racist Governor’s Biracial Cabaret Act10:32:16 Meade’s Latest Live Gig12:32:13 A Mass Brony Wedding19:49:16 Getting Election Spam From Candidate’s Dogs Now26:37:21 Rapper That Sounds Like He’s Having An Asthma Attack30:02:18 Sign Up For The Sideshow For Eternal Salvation!31:39:22 Bath And Body Works New KKKandle36:31:2040 Foot Dick Invades Italy39:50:11 No More Paid Bowel Movements In...
Published 10/11/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction01:56:08 “That’s Racist!” Sound Drop Origins05:46:11 Preacher Who Thought Wonder Showzen Was A Real Children’s Show15:52:02 Some Interesting Muslim Piss Traditions?19:15:07 This One Trick Will Make God Orgasm23:10:05 Meade Skelton Irritable Bowel Syndrome Update32:06:06 Support Distorted View Daily33:48:14 Her Life Was Ruined By Cauliflower38:19:16 Eating Your Awful Dead Husband’s Ashes To Feel Better48:33:09 Political Dog E-mail Got Me All...
Published 10/09/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:10:17 Religious Awakening02:55:07 My Days As One Half Of A Folk Rock Lesbian Duo 05:26:11 Foods Christian Are Not Supposed To Eat13:22:04 I Am The Chosen One15:08:04 Tim Gets Sidetracked Into Singing Annie Lennox17:56:09 A Rapid Fire Round Of Religious / Spirtual Craziness21:20:12 Trailer Park Queen Is Having A Bad Day – Police Body Cam 30:04:01 Goon Out On The Sideshow With Me!31:39:22 Inheritance Injection Of Death36:06:16 Rectractable Dog...
Published 10/07/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:50:03 My Social Media Win/Fail06:55:20 Celebrities Sing Meade Skelton!09:46:08 The Marsh Family Cult…I Mean Band16:48:07 Black Friday: Black Gestapo22:09:24 Fat Activist Upset About Style Sugestions29:05:06 Sign Up For The Sideshow!30:16:24 An Unsolved Pisstery34:48:15A 40 Foot Naked Trump39:43:22 The Stink Of That Candle Should Be Criminal!44:17:18Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING...
Published 10/04/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:22:03 We Need More Halloween Songs07:01:11 Rocky Horror Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee12:39:21 Old Man Hates Ducks In His Neighborhood15:12:17 The Boob Sucking Incident21:44:05 A New Tammy Hull Freakout24:09:19 Arrested At The Renaissance Faire For Being Too Good At Juggling?31:47:00 Sign Up For The Sideshow!33:31:01 Sliding Under Cars To Perv Out On Feet37:25:22Murdering Your Drinking / 12 Step Buddy40:36:06 What’s The Shittiest City In...
Published 10/02/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction00:22:07 Test Of Patience: Astrology Edition07:00:17 Amaon Music Review08:08:15 Woman Locked In Room On A Carnival Cruise Ship Because She’s Crazy19:14:10 Prophet Katie Is Back With More Religious Bullshittery26:27:03 Gay Podcasts That Over Share: Shit Dick29:48:20 Gays Tackle Dingleberries31:41:20 The Homosexual and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Hemorrhoid33:55:15 Whip Out The Semen Blanket, It’s Time For Sex!36:14:06 Become A Sideshow...
Published 09/30/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction01:42:01 Pure Hypochondria Is Streaming Everywhere!04:04:15 The Sad Math Of Streaming Music Profits06:54:18 Wheel Of Triumph Challenge08:23:15 Billy Ray Cyrus And His Achey Breaky Rage15:56:17 Hate Preachers / Very Very Gay Preachers20:17:04 Roseanne Is Out To Expose The Vampires25:31:01 Soverign Citizen Turns Traffic Ticket Into An Arrest32:04:09 Support Distorted View Daily!33:48:23 Conservatives Gay Porn Past Uncovered38:38:11 More Details On...
Published 09/27/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction01:57:13 I’m A Survivor02:56:02 Pure Hypochondria Is Coming To Music Streaming Services09:37:11 Christian M**********r Terrorizes Another Grocery Store13:12:19 Alexyss K Tylor Talks To Spirits Sexed To Death By Diddy27:12:12 Smart Reader EMF Making Man Sick32:22:03 Sign Up For The Sideshow33:56:24 Demonic School Photographer38:41:06 Injecting Hydrogen Peroxide Cured Life43:27:21 I Defend Road Roage Shooting47:06:06Voicemails: 206-666-4463 /...
Published 09/24/24
On Today’s Show: Back for a Best-Of Show! I’m aiming to be back later today with a new episode for you all. If I can’t make it, the new episode will be posted here tomorrow. Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 * Support Distorted...
Published 09/24/24
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction01:57:19 Jesse Lee Peterson – Black People Were Created To Serve White People11:36:12 Woman Confronted Over Phone Charger She Stole On Plane15:12:24 The Toxic Breakup Of KingCobraJFS – Psycho Stalker Girlfriend23:28:16 Insane Barking Politican Interrupts Journalist26:05:16Old People Pissed Off Over Others Having Fun – Episode #28830:36:00 Can You Spare A Few Coins For Poor Pathetic Timmyboo?32:58:05 Uncovering A Candidates Porn Message Board...
Published 09/20/24