On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:43:04 Morning Scoop – The Breakfast Ice Cream!05:38:19 Diddy’s Freak Offs Caused A Supply Chain Issues For Lube Makers09:29:24 Depressed Rednecks Singing About The Evils Of Drugs And Satan18:25:19 Is This Racist?21:27:02 Black Woman Has Cotton Picking Hobby25:18:17 What The Hell Is He Singing? Crappy Karaoke29:21:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow!32:05:15The 2025 Cat Testicle Calendar Is Up For Preorder35:50:14 Woman Finds Rat Pieces In Her Loaf Of...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction03:16:16 Brainwashed Children04:36:01 Smell The Piss In The Air09:01:01 The Hawk Tuah Girl Has A Podcast14:32:20 Libtards Vs. Animal Eating Savages18:13:22 The Man Who Has A Joke Car Registration Tag Gets Pulled Over By Cops26:59:07 Old Couple Angry Neighbor Knocked On Backdoor30:02:22 Sign Up For The Sideshow!32:15:13 Cucumber / Car Penetration35:36:05 A Real Life Version Of Never Been Kissed! 43:24:22 Blended Beauty Queen47:36:02Voicemails:...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction01:52:19 Chris Chan Weighs In On The Presidential Debate07:57:21 Creepy Diaper Fetish Pizza Loving Pedo26:01:20 If She Wants To Go Out To Eat, She’s Gotta F**k You For It29:36:00 Sign Up For The Sideshow!31:23:12 Sex Scammers Know Where You Live36:14:23 American Airlines Fingers The Wrong Lesbian43:21:15 How Wokeness Is Literally Crushing Mens Balls And Smashing Lady Twats47:33:07Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links: People Vs...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:03:02 Shower Sex / Candy Cunt04:51:141-900 Sex Song07:13:18More Old Weird 1-900 Numbers: Boglins10:11:03 Proof Elvis Is Alive Phone Line / Insult Line15:57:01 We Got Dragon Babies Swimming In Our Sperm, Boys!25:06:17 Woke Video Game Lists34:01:06 Join The Sideshow!35:29:17 Pervert Urologist Wipes His Dong Out41:12:08 Punched In The Face Over A Compliment44:43:13 Sucking Down Balloon Air Costs Man His Bowel Control48:28:04Voicemails: 206-666-4463...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction01:58:20 Blackulator-Caucasiatron.Com Is Live08:33:01 Journalist Double Downs On Growing Concrete15:22:23 Pussy Boy Lockdown18:09:20 Dickless Roundtable34:03:16 Sign Up For The Sideshow!36:14:18 Scorpion Scrotal Sting40:33:12 Hate Preacher Wants To Shoot Some People46:12:06 Driving The Car You Stole Right To The Police Station49:33:22Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links: Efukt: Penis Roundtable Compilation Austen Jakobs X...

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:05:22 The Third Eagle of The Apocalypse Breaks Down Gangam Style05:01:17 The End Times Prophecy Revealed In CupCakKe’s Newest Single07:05:03 Groupon Carpet Cleaning Dispute Over Dog Piss 13:51:01 I Riled Up Meade – He’s Ready To Get Legal On Your Asses!17:57:20 The Wheel Of Misery Punishment22:51:11 Sex Tips From A Youtube26:34:10 New Podcast Alert – Annoying Youtube Relic And A Dude With a Speech Impediment30:59:00 Support Distorted...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00Adam And Eve! Promo Code FREAK For 50% Off + Free Shipping01:40:17 Introduction03:09:10 New Donald Trump Griftables Have Dropped08:48:06 The Satellite’s Are Still Rotting Out Tony’s Teeth10:35:18 Meade Gives Life Advice To The Youth Of America20:30:16 Hotel Confrontation26:34:06 Watersports And Dung – The Anthem29:16:02 Sign Up For The Sideshow!31:22:22 A Doctor’s Chloroform Fetish35:00:21 Bringing A Gun To A Dog Adoption42:09:14 Florida Is the Number One Fun...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction03:02:21 Lord Douche On Distorted View Daily06:32:21 Demented Dad Want’s You To Defile His Daughter’s Corpse14:27:14 New Product Alert! Donald Trump Talking Fish Mouth21:46:21 Talking Skeletrump, Maga Claus, Turkey Trump, Etc26:32:09 Gay Man Misses Flight At Airport30:04:09 Sign Up For The Sideshow!31:55:18 When Your Uber Driver Wants You To Rate His Dick Pics38:23:20 Blaming Child Abuse On Evil Spirits43:59:19 Award Winning Miniature Porn...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:29:19 Explaining Featured Youtards / Tamir Gets Loud And Patriotic04:56:06 When You Can’t Stop Sharting Out Strawberries11:47:14 Old People Arguing About Shit That Doesn’t Matter16:47:23 Another Installment Of Destroying Your Own Property To Own The Libs27:20:00 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:41:03 Miming Masturbation Gets You Banned At The Pokemon Championship35:18:06 Costco Wants Us To Drink Out Of Plastic Testicles Or Something40:42:00 Sisters...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:29:23 Chris Chan: The Incest Incident06:54:08 Bodycam Audio From Chris Chan’s Incest Arrest22:37:06 Meade’s Dream About Donald Trump27:05:11 Kamala Harris Riding A Snake – Wet Dream?28:33:20 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 30:55:00 Having Sex With A Cow In Thailand Goes Wrong35:06:04 Fruit Smoothies Won’t Heal A Gunshot Wound40:11:23 Furry Hackers Are Taking Over America43:32:01Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links: Chris Chan...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:52:20 That Time Satan Had His Own TV Show09:26:04 Satanic Gay Sex10:59:24 Eugene The Thumb Dicked R-Word14:49:15 Let’s Play “What’s The Crazy Person On The Bus Trying To Say”16:15:09 A Woman Gets Punched On The Subway, And Everyone Is OK With It20:36:014 Pork Chops For Dinner And Meade Is Shocked To Discover He’s Gained Weight25:36:20 Sign Up For The Sideshow!27:44:11 Shot In The Mouth Over Foot Odor31:48:07 Scat Facials For A Smoother, Wrinkle...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction01:50:03 Revisting Mobility Mary07:58:02 Trump’s Awesome New Lisp11:53:19 Man Gets Very Verbally Abusive Over A Speeding Ticket21:56:11 Insane Person Thinks Everyon Is A KKK Pedophile25:29:24 Milk Milk Lemonade Round The Corner Is Where Katy Perry Is28:50:15 Sign Up For The Sideshow!30:17:04 World Record N-Word Screamer Is In Court34:40:03 Library Masturbator Is In Trouble With The Law Again39:11:07 Swearing At Your Judge Is Never A Good...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:35:09 Gabrielle Chana Is The Antichrist08:04:10Cancer Faker Boogie2988 Is Mad He Wont Get Paid16:44:16 Beef Sandwich Wants You To Touch His Genitals21:04:08 Scraping Your Anal Walls25:50:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow!28:35:13 A New Vice Presidential “Rumor” – Horse Semen Drinking Edition34:34:22 Dogs Are Triggered By Your Farts38:30:07 Blowing Up Toilets At The Car Wash42:33:09Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Today’s...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction01:53:09 My Weakness: Nostalgia!03:41:22 Altoid Sours Are Coming Back!07:20:02 Toilet Water Sniffing08:21:09 Man Pays Woman To Racially Humiliated Him10:01:08 The Sounds Of Fart Fetish11:31:14 Angry Woman On The Street Scats Her Complaint14:49:22 Predator Hunters Pinch A Furry Pedo25:11:23 The Disease Of Heterosexuality27:12:11 Sign Up For The Sideshow28:32:09 All About Tori Spelling’s Many Placentas33:15:00 Injuring Yourself To Get Some Vacation...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction03:02:19 Idiot Streamer Gifts Trump A Cybertruck06:45:22 Adin Ross Struggling With Small To Moderate Sized Words12:41:21 Racist Woman At A Police Station16:17:15 Meade Gains *More* Weight19:03:10 How To Pee Up Your Own Butt22:11:16 A Paramotor Crash Caught On Video30:31:08 Drunk Girl Can’t Open Bathroom Stall Door33:23:18 Sign Up For The Sideshow!34:58:20 Potato Loving Sex Pest Gets Booted Off Plane39:01:11 Parents Rat Out Donkey Sexing...

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’ve got a best of show for you today! Sit back and enjoy this classic episode. On Today’s Show: – Calling Hoverround mobility scooter to customize a ride– Michael Jackson Fans Are Insane (Not News)– Two Botched Penis Procedures– S****y Diapers On The Highway Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve Our New PO Box...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:12:02 Timmyboo’s Birthday!03:18:06 Senator Kennedy Sexifies Children Books05:38:16 Space Raptor Butt Invasions Reading Rainbow Review07:02:08 Mentally Ill Woman Thinks All Fast Food Employees Are Poisoning Her Water17:26:11 Meade Decides On An Ideal Body To Shoot For23:32:09 Meade Love Song To A Teddy Bear25:51:07 City Council Nuttiness: Man Against Bike Lanes29:13:08 Sign Up For The Sideshow!31:52:12 Scamming The Elderly To Give Money And Get...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction01:28:17 Did JD Vance F**k A Sofa?03:59:20 JD Vance F***s A Leather Couch – Erotic Story17:15:10 Pretend Girlfriend Fights / Freakouts ASMR23:36:18 Olympic Controversy24:59:03DV’s Olympic Correspondent: Galileo233327:33:23 Galileo Vs. Banned Disney Character31:05:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow For My Birthday33:04:19 Screwdriving Your Daughter’s Ass36:18:22 New York Smells Extra Vomitty This Summer40:14:12 Instagram Catches A Few More...

On Today’s Show: Enjoy this weekend’s bonus show! I’m back here because the Golden Ring of Triumph was spun after you freaks pushed DV over the 900 ratings mark on Apple podcasts! Thanks for continue to rate and review DV! We talk about Meade’s Appearance On The Jesse Lee Peterson Network A Restaurant Thought A Man Dined And Dashed When In Reality He Was Taking A Long, Drawn Out Shit A 1980’s Commercial showcasing how little father’s want to be a parent An...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 You Will – Distorted View Daily00:33:22 Introduction02:30:20 The Ronald Reagan Movie Trailer’s Creepy Slow Song07:23:20 The Tiktardiest Couple Ever – Autistic, Nonverbal, DID, Trans – They’ve Got It All!19:40:22 Judge Threatens To Shoot Teens Looking For Keys25:40:11 A Group Of Drunk Friends Vs. Stuck Golf Cart30:07:11 Nazis Go After The Fat Ladies33:06:11 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today!34:38:23 Enthused About The News35:52:17 Raging Out Over Chicken...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:16:07 The Wheel Of Triumph / Misery Aftermath04:55:11 JD Vance Is A Soda Nerd!06:55:18 All The Candidates Are Koo-Koo Crazy Ba-Nay-Nays08:13:06 Hit And Run Driver Calls Mommy15:26:12 Deep Diving A Classic Anal Scene21:52:23 Sign Up For The Sideshow!22:36:09 Dine And Dasher Forgot To Take Her Purse24:26:19 Another State Is Now Porn Hubless26:31:14 Bomb Threat On A Plan Works Out Great For One Idiot28:59:00 Dong Dong Ditch...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:47:20 A Rare Distorted View Correction: Sowwy For Being A Weetard06:52:05Youtuber Faked Cancer – A Brief Boogie2988 Primer24:54:24 Spending Some Family Time Together (Participating In A High Speed Police Chase)27:39:04 Catching People Having Sex In The Community Pool28:54:05 Woman Breastfeeds Her Husband All Of His Meals34:15:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow!34:55:09 Listener Challenge: Golden Ring Of Triumph Update40:44:13Elderly Woman Falls For...

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:50:24 Grown Ass Man Cries About The Cut Of A Sandwich10:06:23 Grammy Nominated Artist Butchers National Anthem14:35:04 Meade’s Emergency Trump Stream21:10:20 Banned From An Autistic Dating Website24:43:22 An Eric Peyton Soundcloud Account Is Full Of Garbage26:54:19Homeless Man Norm Vs. The Cops – Episode 81232:21:00 Wheel Challenge – Rate DV And Spin The Ring Of Triumph!36:21:18 Lady Gooner Vag Blasting On The Beach40:12:02 A Florida Walmart...