On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:29:19 Explaining Featured Youtards / Tamir Gets Loud And Patriotic04:56:06 When You Can’t Stop Sharting Out Strawberries11:47:14 Old People Arguing About Shit That Doesn’t Matter16:47:23 Another Installment Of Destroying Your Own Property To Own The Libs27:20:00 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:41:03 Miming Masturbation Gets You Banned At The Pokemon Championship35:18:06 Costco Wants Us To Drink Out Of Plastic Testicles Or Something40:42:00 Sisters Get Violent With Pasta44:55:06Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links: Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 * Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page * Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow!