The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Red red dye, goes to Mark's head. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline* Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Old Mark-plier had a farm. E. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices