Cut to me popping ghost peppers and trying to hit PRs in the gym. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

My legs are already feeling sore. Looks like no cardio for me babeeeeeeee Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'll be running circles around David Goggins this time next year (provided he passes away and I can do it around his grave) Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Also pretty thankful I still have all of my fingers intact. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I hope all this success doesn't go to my head. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Yeah if anyone has a connection with the people selling buckets of mac and cheese on podcasts or whatever hmu Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Crunching leaves and slurpin' soup like I own the place Podcast art by Joey Rizk

If I download the shogi app you know I'm cooked Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm a regular health nut Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Wagging my finger like a damn flapper Podcast art by Joey Rizk

If Yakuza had a pizza making mini-game I would absolutely lose it. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

They don't call me the Dish Fairy for nothing. They don't call me that at all. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Stirring chocolate like a witch at a cauldron. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm about to invest in a pork pie hat and a twirlin' cane mark my words Podcast art by Joey Rizk

It'd carrot cake so technically it's a vegetable Podcast art by Joey Rizk

My boy's on the road to recovery Podcast art by Joey Rizk

My Vet's about to have a solid gold kennel Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Seriously I've got to use my diaphragm more when I scream my absolute guts out. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Seriously it's so hot I'd rather be shoveling a side walk Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Yeah long story short I do have a sunburn Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I hope everyone kept their fingers over the weekend Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Might just start stealing straight up Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Took a bath before this episode to ease my sore muscles (it did nothing) Podcast art by Joey Rizk

They call me Big Tim Rennie 'round these parts Podcast art by Joey Rizk