It's the season finale y'all!!! Fun fact, the first 5 minutes is just some classic drunk Marie & Coni banter. Pretty great if you ask us. We are so happy to recap The Holiday as our finale episode and hope you enjoy this episode as much as we do! It's got an amazing cast and for some reason a few people from A Knight's Tale made it into this movie too. Enjoy Coni thirsting for sexy dad Graham and music composer Miles. Marie is just over here trying to not spill her drink.  Happy...

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are together getting real tipsy for their second to last episode. And when it comes to Christmas gifts, can we all agree that khakis are some of the least sexy gifts to give your date? K, thanks. And while we're at it, for all that is good and wonderful, don't keep clapper lights in your childhood bedroom. JUST DON'T.

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are counting down the episodes until the season finale. They want to cherish these next few weeks, so what better way to wrap up their first season than by reviewing a few Christmas movies. "BuT iT's NoT EvEn ThAnKsGiViNg YeT". We don't care. We're getting into the Christmas spirit early and enjoying all the Christmas magic. LEGGO. 

It is our final movie review in the Twilight Series!!! Marie & Coni have pushed through hours of recording back to back episodes to get to this point. Was it the smartest choice in the world? Of course not. But they did it and CRUSHED IT. Coni talks about all the hot vampires (naturally) as well as "the thing" and Marie just wants to be a vampire Pikachu. At the end of the episode, Marie & Coni figure out that Midnight Sun (book solely from Edward's perspective) came out in 2020! So...

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni both agree that a honeymoon in Brazil on a private island is romantic AF. But honestly, does anyone think the chicken she cooked was actually cooked all the way??? Anyway, Coni does a spot on impression of the wolves and Marie swears that Sexy Chess is a real game. 4 episodes down and one more to go! 

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni ask some hard hitting questions: Was Jasper a racist in his past life? Can vampires get boners? Why does Bella suck so much in this movie? And in case you haven't been keeping up, it doesn't matter what scene he's in - Jacob Black can do no wrong in Coni's eyes. 

Content Warnings: Mentions of Death, Suicide.  On this episode of DORC, we jump right into the Twilight sequel - New Moon and thank goodness they removed that ridiculous blue filter over this entire movie. Marie & Coni have also realized that you're not a real werewolf unless, 1. You cut your hair super short and 2. You walk around shirtless, ALL THE DAMN TIME. And if a girl says she needs you but also says she'll never choose you, RUN TF AWAY cause she is a toxic beezy. 

On this episode of DORC, we kick-off a long night of recordings as Marie & Coni journey through every single moment in the Twilight series. This first movie has so many iconic moments that we may or may not have recreated. One of the biggest realizations is that we've evolved from being Team Edward and Jacob to Team Charlie and Carlisle. Who knew?? The dads clearly need more appreciation and attention in this movie.  And if you haven't seen the Twilight series before, you could literally...

On this episode of DORC, we are aware this title may not make a lot of sense. But when you're spending an hour and half staring at the one and only "BDM" (Big D*** Man, courtesy of Coni), you can't help but say something ridiculous. Marie & Coni dive deep into a universe where a woman with no job and man can fly across the world to work on a reno project with the help of a local village. Also there were so many New Zealand slang words in here we had to watch it with the subtitles just to...

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni think charm can only go far when you're cat-fishing someone into falling in love with you. Marie calls out the HIGHLY unlikely situation of owning a tiny bookstore and supporting a handful of additional employees. Coni reminisces on her iconic IM name based on her love for the one and only Johnny Depp. And that still relates to the movie, we swear. . . . . .

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are baffled at how someone can just be swayed by a stranger to fly cross country to meet them. And they didn't even help compensate for his trip. How crazy is that? Anyway, Coni has no problem with the in-depth research that went into finding this man's information and Marie can't understand how Walter even ended up with this woman to begin with. #poorwalter. 

On this episode of DORC, Tipsy Marie & TIpsy Coni are having a field day with another Richard Gere movie. Tipsy Marie doesn't understand how this Runaway Bride doesn't do any self exploration after failed wedding #3 and Tipsy Coni is ready for any '90s Richard Gere look-a-likes to slide into those DM's. 

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni evaluate the delicate balance of Richard Gere's demanding demeanor and Julia Robert's willingness to comply. Coni explains the importance of a man who can play piano and Marie can't wait for the day she has a no budget shopping spree down Rodeo Drive. 

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni discuss the evolution of women's magazines, how sex on the beach (the drink) is better than the sex on the beach (the act), and how this was a ridiculously long movie for a romantic comedy. Like, this was a 2 HOUR rom-com. Also, does anyone else have a special place in their hate-heart for the children in this movie?  

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni can't help but discuss the total porn 'stache on Adam Sandler's face in Murder Mystery. Marie wasn't able to partake in the alcohol festivities, so Coni took one for the team and drank for the two of them. They also discuss how easy it would be to get kidnapped if you're approached by a good looking man with an accent and money. 

On this very special episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are blessed with the presence of Shelby and Sam from The Rom Complex Podcast to talk about Fools Rush In. The whole gang discusses all the types of people they're attracted to, the ups and downs of interracial relationships, and how sexy Matthew Perry is drinking tequila. Pero like, did the term "co-parenting" even exist in 1997??? Cause that would've solved a lot of problems. Be sure to subscribe to The Rom Complex where ever you get...

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni enjoy all the Spam and Reeses in their review of 50 First Dates. (But seriously, did SPAM sponsor this movie?) Coni is so happy Adam and Drew's kissing chemistry improved since their previous movie together and Marie is super suspicious about how "Forgetful Lucy" sounds VERYYYY similar to "Grow Old With You". 

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are together again recording in the heart of Coni's bedroom to discuss 1998's The Wedding Singer. Coni stresses over the idea of mingling at a "Single's Table" and Marie amazingly confuses Steve Buscemi with Gary Busey (we don't understand how she did that either). One of the biggest questions they have yet to google is, "Did Adam Sandler actually sing all the songs he had in this movie?"

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni discuss the fun and improved parallel scenes in What Men Want compared to the What Women Want movie. Coni brings up Aldis Hodge at every chance she gets and Marie reminds Coni about her no-phallic decorations rule for her future Bachelorette party.

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni reluctantly review What Women Want. Believe it or not, this movie did not age well with its misogyny and stereotypes. Coni doesn't see how any of these women could be charmed by this man and Marie tries to understand the likelihood of surviving three electrocutions. 

On this very special episode of DORC, the hilarious Jeremy & Jack from Open SZN Podcast join Marie & Coni to talk all things life and Hitch. Jack defends his case on the replacement of Eva Mendes with the rom-com queen, Jennifer Lopez. Coni debuts and immediately ends her rap career. And Jeremy dubs Marie the infamous nickname, "Young Plunge".  TBH this episode was a wild ride from start to finish.  Subscribe: Open SZN Podcast  Follow them on Instagram: openszn_podcast

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni don't even try to sugar coat their feelings on the "friends with benefits" concept. Coni swears this movie was somehow based on her life (even though it hadn't happened to her yet) and Marie wants everyone to know that she thinks this is so much better than No Strings Attached. 

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni agree that balloons make terrible post-coitus gifts. Coni loves on Ludacris and Jake Johnson. And Marie needs help understanding how "pumpkin" is a solid insult. 

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni give a friendly PSA reminding their beloved fans not to touch dead bodies. Coni says she's not NOT down for sexy bingo parties and Marie learns a hard lesson about ride sharing.