Episodes
It's finally here! Season 2 finale is here and we're putting you in the holiday spirit with the one and only movie that you need a pen and paper to take notes on. Like if we gave you a quiz to name ALL the characters, right now, could you do it??? Because we definitely can't.
If you haven't seen Love Actually. . . . It's like they took all the famous British people and a couple Americans and through them into a Christmas film. Also, in this episode, we summarize each storyline for you as...
Published 12/01/22
Y'all! We are one more episode away from our season 2 finale! GASP.
Carrying on with family ties, we're now bringing in Coni's sister Javi to join us for one of the greatest wedding romantic comedies to exist - My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
You're going to learn so much about Javi and Coni's childhood in an immigrant household and how this movie is triggering in every way.
Now the other crazy thing is, do we really believe Ian is the real deal?? No pushback at all with any of the wedding...
Published 11/15/22
Only a few more episodes left before our Season 2 finale and we're spending some quality time with family. But not just any relative - Marie's mom is so graciously joining us for a family DORC episode!
Fun fact! Marie's dad actually loves this movie and asked us to do it. However, he refused to actually talk about it with us. So Momma T is stepping in the podcast ring to help us dissect every ridiculous part of this 1981 movie.
Don't get it twisted though, Liza Minnelli is forever a gem...
Published 11/01/22
As we wrap up our Rom-Coms 'Round The World, we're finishing up with an all time classic, Bridget Jones's Diary. On this episode we're talking with our favorite blokes and the only people we'll ever go to for Hugh news - Oscar and Diggory from Taking Hugh For Granted.
Just so everyone knows, Renée Zellweger should've won an Oscar for this role and THFG will die on this hill. I mean come on, she sounded more English than some English people! We couldn't imagine anyone else crushing this...
Published 10/18/22
It's a new episode today and that means Drunk On Rom-Coms is going full on Bollywood!!!
We have the lovely babes from Bollywood Besharams with us to talk about 2013's Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani. And if you're a newb to Bollywood movies like Marie & Coni, then you should definitely start with this one.
TBH, this is like a really long music video and you can't help but get excited for the next big number. Are things getting sad? Song. Is someone getting married? Song. Are we just having a...
Published 10/04/22
If you love The Beatles and stories that don't make sense, then you're going to enjoy the journey that we go on with Bel and Fi from Flick Talk Podcast.
Sometimes the best parts of the movie are the meet cutes or grand gestures. Some of ours include the main character getting hit by the bus or when the movie was actually over. Also, some of the inanimate objects are pretty great too. There are a lot of feelings happening right now.
But anywho, Flick Talk and DORC try to figure out how an...
Published 09/20/22
Did you know that romantic comedies and BDSM could exist in the same universe?? We didn't until the fabulous hosts Jessie and Helen of Asian Bitches Down Under introduced us to the 2022 Netflix film, Love and Leashes. The lighthearted story of a submissive man and his dominant mistress comes to life in this quirky, Korean rom-com.
We all agreed that there are hot men out there, like Ji Hoo, who have this magical power to look even more irresistible when they throw on some basic reading...
Published 09/06/22
(LIVE and Uncut!)
Did you get a chance to check out our Instagram Live episode of Something's Gotta Give? Just in case you missed it, here's the uncut and unhinged version.
Marie & Coni just wanted to send another big THANK YOU to all the new followers. DORC reached its 1,000 Instagram follower goal and that means out of all the submissions we received, the randomizer chose 2003's Something's Gotta Give. We appreciate you all so much and hope you enjoy this episode as much as we did!...
Published 08/30/22
We're continuing our journey around the world and today we're bringing you an amazing breakup movie from Peru called How To Get Over A Breakup. Technically, the correct title is Soltera Codiciada and that means Coveted Single. We don't understand why this is the way it is. Nosotras no sabemos!
This is definitely on our top movies to watch when you're getting over a breakup. We talk 5 Stages of Grief, the concept of clawfoot tubs, and the super power ex-boyfriends have of hitting you up...
Published 08/16/22
Y'all don't even KNOW how excited we are for this next round of movies! We're going around the world to review some popular rom-coms from different countries. And today we're going to Spain and kicking things off with In Family I Trust (US Title). But the actual name of this movie is Gente Que Viene Y Bah (which actually translates to People Who Come And Go)
So in case that wasn't confusing enough for you, imagine watching it in Spanish and then having to translate your notes in English -...
Published 08/02/22
It's officially our 50th episode y'all!!! Where did the time go???
Today's episode is exciting because we get to dive into Coni's love for Pride and Prejudice with a movie that gives it a modern, gay twist - Fire Island (currently available on Hulu).
When this episode was originally recorded, Joel Kim Booster's Netflix comedy special wasn't out yet, so we were pleasantly surprised to find out Joel's special, Psychosexual, is now available. Did we speak this into existence? The answer is...
Published 07/19/22
Why fix something that isn't broken? Or should we say, why make a new movie plot when you have almost the same one? This time, Marie & Coni talk about First Daughter. Another president's daughter movie about the struggles with independence and a good looking stranger (secretly body guard) to fall in love with.
While we do enjoy Michael Keaton as president, it's hard to love this movie with its vanilla flavor sexiness and lack of chemistry throughout. Please enjoy Coni's rants on the lack...
Published 07/05/22
We're getting a little patriotic and jumping into a movie about the hard life of being a president's daughter. WOE IS ME.
Our leading lady Samantha is your classic spoiled teenager living a tough life of constant security guards cramping her lifestyle. We have zero sympathy to be honest. But here we are supporting this character who's name isn't even "Liberty".
Join us as we talk about Coni's secret service code name and all the romantic dates Marie has done for her. Marie also talks...
Published 06/21/22
In our final JLo love series, we're talking about none other than 2022's Marry Me. There were so many songs in this movie, we don't know how this wasn't just considered a musical. We all know this was a just an exclusive JLo concert, and we're not mad about it.
Join us while we talk about Coni's Maluma, sexy nuns, and of course, Daddy Owen Wilson. Just know, Coni will be using any opportunity to bring up Maluma baby. Marie admits she had no idea who John Keats was - OOPS. Tbh, she had to...
Published 06/07/22
The best way to describe The Back-Up Plan is that it's not bad, but it's also not really good. Join Marie & Coni as they bear down the highs and lows of Zoe and Stan's relationship.
And let's all be honest, JLo looks amazingly hot in this movie and we don't blame Bland Stan for trying to get busy with her. BUT Marie will never forgive him for throwing away her pregnancy body pillow. Sassy Marie is ready to come out and flip some mother 'effin tables.
Coni also gets to relive the...
Published 05/25/22
Let's continue our JLo series with another classic, Maid In Manhattan. This is the movie where JLo and Lord Voldemort fall in love and bond over their passions for bettering the community. We believe this love story 100% and are trying to figure out how to write their sequel.
Marie & Coni gush over some swoon-worthy one liners and try to keep it together since this was their last recording for the evening and many drinks were had. Believe it or not, Coni doesn't mind the little kid in...
Published 05/10/22
Now it's time for us to show our appreciation for the Puerto Rican Rom-Com Queen that is Jennifer Lopez. Oh wait, she's playing an Italian in this movie for some reason. You know we're gonna talk about THAT.
Join Marie & Coni as they review The Wedding Planner and discuss the love/hate relationship they have for Dr. Steve/Eddie or whatever his name is. Do you know he carries her so much in this movie? Like physically picks her up and takes care of her. Who is this man and why does he...
Published 04/26/22
Can we all just agree that having your grandma and all the local neighbor kids at your bachelorette party is a terrible idea? Yes? Ok, great.
Marie & Coni go back and forth on the love triangle Mia gets herself into and can't get over how much a of mess Mia has become after 5 years and college. Do we think she went to wild parties and had the classic college experience? We hope so. While there's no sex in this movie since this is for children, we all know that the bullseye scene was...
Published 04/12/22
We're done talking about movies we hate explicitly. Let's all put on our tiaras and practice our princess waves for none other than 2001's The Princess Diaries. Who doesn't want their long lost grandma to come into their lives to tell them they are next in line to run a small country? Anyone who says "not me" is lying.
And this movie is a friendly reminder to please look where you're sitting before you accidently sit on the "invisible" girl. Poor Mia was damned when she was awkward/weird...
Published 03/29/22
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions. . . best friend wedding movie edition.
As the final movie of our "Movies We Hate" series, we thought it made sense to wrap it up with a movie with so many lies and mistakes for two hours. Little did we know that this was originally based on a book and that there was a sequel to the book that never became a movie. THAT MAY HAVE SAVED IT. But since that doesn't exist, we're gonna tear this movie apart. BUT we will say that...
Published 03/15/22
If you still say "pooty" in any context, we will assume you grew up adoring this movie.
When we watched this movie together, we may have paused it and jumped to our old friend Google for the full definition of "shoplifting the pooty". Can't say we didn't learn anything from this movie!
Join Marie & Coni as they talk about all the famous lines in this sports, romantic comedy. You'll learn that Coni can't tell the difference between a six-year-old and a three-year-old child if her life...
Published 03/01/22
On this very special episode of DORC, we're joined by the dynamic duo Boka and Garrett from Bromance Podcast to talk about one of the most hated movies, Shallow Hal. But let's be honest, this is on everyone's most hated list.
This movie tries to portray itself as being body positive and yet..... it's just a bunch of generic fat jokes and women should be this or that, over and over for 90 minutes. And you expect us to believe that these basic dudes with mutton chops and windbreakers are...
Published 02/22/22
Continuing on more movies we HATE - we have this stereotypical doozy of a rom-com. While we love a Latina on screen, she deserved much more than this movie. It's like a Hallmark movie escaped the corporate office and tried to make it big on their own.
But anyways, join Marie & Coni as they dissect all the infamous moments of this movie. You know we'll be talking about the OBVIOUS red flags - such as porn 'staches and fedoras. Coni shares her dating secrets and what to look for when...
Published 02/15/22
It's 2022 and we're choosing VIOLENCE.
We're kicking off DORC season 2 with our new series, "Movies We Hate". Let's talk about garbage characters who do garbage things to good people. And today's episode is hitting a sweet spot for DORCs. Join Marie & Coni as they talk all things wrong with Sweet Home Alabama. We know a lot of you love this movie for some reason, but hear us out. We got ISSUES with this.
Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo.
Take Me On The Piano:...
Published 02/01/22