FREE VERSION! To hear the full episode, sign up for a free trial at www.patreon.com/michcoll Draw those sheer shades and get comfortable for this week's spicy episode of The Snack, in which Dan runs into a giant coincidence, debating casual catch-up runs, who dictates a schedule when traveling with a group, doling cough drops otu to theater audiences, good deeds going unpunished, when food allergies become burdensome, and a possible backfire on Michelle's part to which she says "here's to the...

Sometimes an episode is so fun, you have to release it for free to the public for free to let the non-subscribers know what they're missing on a daily basis! This is one such episode. Michelle is joined by her friend and media mogul Jason Ikeler to unpack the massive suitcase she's planning on bringing to his Brooklyn abode: Pee-shaming dogs, nearly dying in a lake in your vintage Saturn, being a charter guest on Below Deck, Married At First Sight: Australia (the best!!!!), yet more...

The last episode recorded on dial-up wifi is upon us! (BEAR WITH US, this kills me more than you, I hate it!) The episode opens with a 10-minutes breakdown of what it's like to accidentally over-order tapas as a single professional on the go. It's over an hour of pure lunacy as Michelle realizes she may have vacationed TOO LONG and hasn't talked to a single human being ALL DAY, not even any guys named K*ke! Plus, dogs reincarnated into private eyes, ATM receipt-iquette, husbands waking up...

No, seriously, I'm asking ARE WE? Michelle Collins (hi) and Dan Acton join forces this week to do one of their favorite things: Tearing the NY Times a-f**king-part. Specifically when it comes to their "helpful" questionnaire of financial questions to ask people you're dating. (You may call them "earners.") Plus: Luddites??? What's their deal?! (They can't even read this.) Is she grinnin? Is she frownin? We are going to FIND OUT this hour. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

It's another RECORDED in the MIDDLE of the NIGHT episode with Michelle and Dan, and listener, she is HYPED tha F*CK UP over New York Magazine's rage-inducing new etiquette rules. Did Michelle take the bait? Absolutely! And happily. This hour is dedicated mostly to unpacking some of these insane behavioral demands. Also controversial opinions about Patti Lupone, gritty hand-soap purchasers, and balds. It's 75 minutes of aural bliss. (Unless you don't subscribe and then it's 25ish minutes of...

Avatar is not mentioned once this episode, however it's "extended run time" is longer than My Cousin Vinny so it felt RIGHT. Michelle Collins and Dan Acton record this week's show at ACTUAL Midnight (at least Michelle does as she is in Amsterdam.) Michelle doing her usual: reminiscing about meeting HBO's biggest STAR at an LA BBQ, her favorite BAIES-ic bitch candle, eye contact... while Dan stands on KEVIN CARPET! And folks, the wine continues to flow into the bonus ep second hour as they...

It's our LONGEST SNACK EVER (for those Patrons out there!) and after Michelle's cruise, these two have a lot to catch up on. Secret cruise swinging, immoral pineapple chunks, and a tense argument over the Wizard of Oz sees wine-fueled tension turn into many an LOL as Dan and Michelle also unpack a HEAP of gossip. Do you say thank you to Siri? And at what point do you just butt the hell out of family issues that aren't your business? We turn to our resident BUSYBODY AUNT (me) & Suspicious...

You'll want at least 6 pounds of vintage clothing after this week's scintillating, bordering on OnlyFans level episode, as Michelle and Dan sleepwalk us through this week's Sex Diaries which absolutely, 100 percent happened and wasn't written by a laid off Sassy Magazine employee. Plus... cobalt allergies, a fight over art parties, and... is it possible.... we closed NOMA?!?! All this and as per usual much more on this pipin hot ep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's our first SNACK of 2023! Dan and Michelle are in a fine mood and recap their New Year's Eves for each other, replete with drinking, tuxedos, donut-bellied gowns, and sadly no SEAL COATS. The fireworks continue with a lil menu review, the legacy of Barbara Walters, the efficacy of self-help books and INTENTION in the new year, and of course... ADVICE (about elderly attention hogs.) Need advice? Now you can leave us a voicemail at 305-707-8158 or email us at [email protected]. ...

It's our last Michelle Collins Show of 2022, so in the spirit of generosity, we're releasing it to the masses! And who better to ring out the old year than Michelle's beloved mother Judy Collins. From revealing a hot celebrity chef blind item, to rings lost in age old toilets, from Costco diamonds to lying Long Island congressmen, and even child literacy rates and the United Nations' parking tickets, there isn't a single stone unturned in this ep, which is my gift to you as a thanks for such...

It's CHRISTMAS!! And there's only one person Michelle wants to spend it with... Jeffery Self! An actual living angel on Earth, comedian, actor and host of the must-right-now-download podcast Breakfast Buffet (with Cole Escola). So who has it better during the holiday season: Christians or Jews? They battle it out (with hilarious words and love) and unpack what their childhood holidays were like. This episode is laden with so much: Crime, passion, birds with nuts in their mouths, evil gay...

It's a supersized edition of Midnight Snack, where Dan and I are here for YOU. It's almost Christmastime! And how better to celebrate then with your two negroni/wine-soaked faves, who sort of get into it this week over Mich's fave topic: Checkiquette. (Check etiquette.) We dig into feelings on some standard dating topics but Mich also vents "behind the paywall." Plus STARBUCKS SECRETS! Have you been grifted? Need a place to vent? Or advice in general? [email protected]! Hosted on Acast....

To hear the full episode, sign up here: http://patreon.com/michcoll This week! Michelle and Dan tackle the wonderful world of dating. Is it appropriate to show up to a date arms laden with Macy's bags? (ps Michelle did NOT do this.) What about googling a date's high school and asking him about the rampant defenestration? And for our Patrons! We go waist deep into your listener questions. Dying cats? Funeral drama? Are these even real problems? Are we plotfished? Email all of your questions,...

It's a Midnight Snack Thanksgiving Miracle! That miracle being that we're giving you a brand new ep to listen to round the dinner table as your family keeps saying "what is this?" and "please we haven't seen you in a year turn it off." Michelle and Dan go deep on their Thanksgiving plans, which leads Michelle down a wormhole of Souplantation memories. They delve into Tár, pot psychosis, Katherine McPhee's Tanned Cuna, then those lucky Patreon subscribers can feast on a smorgasbord of ADVICE:...

It's an XXL EP of Midnight Snack live from the confines of Michelle's parents' kitchen! You asked and so we delivered, yet another episode where Mich has her wine, Dan his negronis, as they unpack a slew of conundrums: where to sit on a date, fatphobic friends?, Christmas party decorum, terrible in-law gifts, dress codes, and perhaps the greatest conundrum of all.... Dan has never seen Speed. Guess I'll have to stop answering his calls with "Pop quix assh*le" huh... crack open a bottle of any...

Has waking up at 6AM for 2 weeks in a row affected Michelle's brain function? We find out the answer to all this and more on this week's ep, as Dan and Michelle unpack their future as very very wealthy people (manifesting), whether or not that "looks good on them," table-side etiquette, and a brunch so magical you'll have to hear it to believe it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WE ARE BACK. With so much new information and accents this week you won't even know we were gone! Michelle and Dan hit the ground running with a deep dive on the most haunting gargoyle of them all.... the Sheela Na Gig. Which understandably leads to a recap of England's most normal reality show, My Massive C**k, living with ghosts, MOGULING and oh so much more on this long-awaited return episode. We love you, Mich & Dan For the full episode go to https://www.patreon.com/michcoll Hosted...

Michelle and Dan are back with lots of updates including a possible assault in the Funny Girl audience and which famous American author hit on Michelle’s mom, but also some POD NEWS and exciting things to come. More content you say? Head over to https://www.patreon.com/join/michcoll to support ur faves and stay updated on this new chapter!! Xo Mich & Dan  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are LIVE from the London Podcast Festival, where Michelle and Dan lift the spirits of a country in mourning. The first podcast in King Charles' England features banter about their British doppelgängers and the meaning of narrow hot dog feet. Then a moment for the history books when Michelle meets the talented English actress Michelle Collins to unpack their life journeys with the same name. One Michelle reveals she was a teen punk club girl and the other discloses her original last name...

This week Michelle and Dan spill the English tea about Dan’s trip across the pond for the London Podcast Festival (and despite what you may have heard, Dan did NOT cause the Queen to kick the bucket). After discussing which cartoon character is more bangable—Goofy or Foghorn Leghorn—they regale us with tales of a pianoless piano bar, flirty banter AKA fla’ah, and Michelle getting “asslighted” on the dance floor. We’re then joined by actor, comedian, and all-around mensch Justin Long who...

London! It’s almost time for your Live Midnight Snack with Michelle Collins and … Michelle Collins (and Dan Acton)! Get your tickets now for the opening weekend of the London Podcast Festival.    This episode Mich and Dan dish up the right amount of restaurant pet peeves - including questionable drizzles and chicken of the sea callbacks. It's an episode recorded AT midnight which can only mean one thing... Michelle loses her absolute sh*t. Then we welcome comedian, writer and podcaster...

Brits! Don't forget to get your tickets to the London Podcast Fest Sept 9 where our Michelle Collins will be sitting down with England's Michelle Collins! This week, Michelle gets hit on in a number of confusing ways by everyone but the Hyde Park birds while Dan as usual ruffles Michelle's feathers by bringing up wrestling. Then, we're joined by the best former-Bachelorette and now Extra TV correspondent Rachel Lindsay! These two swing through their love of modern reality TV and working those...

London! Come see Michelle & Dan LIVE next month at the London Podcast Festival! Say hi, shake hands, kiss a baby and get ready for Premium Podder September 9th! This week, we unpack the essential - ESSENTIAL - questions to ask on a first date, after #breaking Martha Stewart news. Then the clouds part and Whitney Cummings drops by for a smidge of astrology dissection, Joan Rivers reflection, and follicular renovation. Run and stream Whitney Cummings: Jokes on Netflix now. Hosted on Acast....

Caught in the rain? Fire up this pod, grab your closest chimp poncho as Dan confronts Michelle about their rainy New York brunch last week (jk they still remain close friends!). Meanwhile they get to the bottom of what makes people irresistibly attractive according to SCIENCE, and yes listeners, Midnight Snack can do science-based research now. We’re then joined by the beautifully funny Vinny Thomas, actor, comedian and writer, who shows us his reptile, shares the hottest "clubs" in LA AND...

Michelle's favorite way to die turns into a big budget plotline this week as she and Dan cover tipping culture, mansplaining, some HOTEL TENSIONS and seeing if we could maybe become Jane Lynch's favorite pod (vocally). And before you ask YES we spend 20 minutes covering chimp news. We then roll out the red carpet for the finest in entertainment, it's Bonnie Hunt on the pod! Together they talk daytime TV, comedy, Bonnie's beloved mom, Jumanji and TikTok. Watch all 10 episodes of Amber Brown on...