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Enjoy this free episode of Midnight Snack! And head to MichelleCollinsLive.com to snag tickets to The Big Natural Tour and www,patreon.com/michcoll to listen to Michelle's show every day. You have no idea the amount of twists and turns that await you on this Midnight Snack. Dan Acton opens the show with rugburns on his face, but we promise they're for reasons you will NEVER guess. Thick neck? You bet! Meanwhile, Dan creates his own Curb episode at the Alamo Drafthouse, and *phone buzz* sorry...
Published 04/03/24
This is the free version of this week's Midnight Snack! To hear the entire episode, sign up for a free trial at patreon.com/michcoll Come closer so we can stroke your arm and hold your hand as Dan Acton and Michelle walk you through this Golden Globe nominated episode. Michelle nearly gets nabbed by Dutch customs in a very Bourne-like premise starring her and 3 humongous suitcase, while Dan is busy pleasuring people in airport breastfeeding pods (not really but.....) We then unpack the...
Published 12/13/23
Enjoy this free episode of Midnight Snack! To listen to it in its entirety, head to patreon.com/michcoll to sign up for a free trial. This episode is a less a snack and more a MEAL as so many cloches are whipped away to reveal things you need to hear! Michelle is joined by Dan, and the episode kicks off with a hilarious tale of thinking you're in a private showing of a film, only to have it be interrupted by a nice girl named Rebecca with interesting personal boundaries! Michelle gives her...
Published 12/07/23
This is the free version of Midnight Snack! To hear the entire episode, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial! It's an XXL edition of Midnight Snack this week, with Dan Acton and Michelle HYPED UP on some early AM CAFFEINE and ready to GIVE. In typical SNACK fashion, we unpack our deepest childhood traumatic memories all stemming from a flea market circus. (South Floridians: YES we're talking about the Swap Shop.) Michelle talks about her sprained lil ankle, which was...
Published 11/30/23
To hear the full episode plus daily episodes of The Michelle Collins Show, sign up for a free trial at patreon.com/michcoll. We promise you will love it! Now the the blurb: It's been a minute since Dan and Michelle have reunited to chat, and they don't even know where to begin. From this phantom child's energy that's been following Michelle around all week, to Dan's first foray into men's shapewear (he is NOT the one wearing it relax), not a stone is left unturned. Following a little outlet...
Published 11/17/23
Hi Midnight Snackers! We are doing daily episodes of The Michelle Collins Show (as well as Midnight Snacks!) over on www.patreon.com/michcoll. Head over to sign up for a free trial, the content is flowing. Please enjoy this free episode with hilarious guest Mamrie Hart! It's a HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!! As The Michelle Collins Show welcomes one of the funniest to walk the Earth Mamrie Hart, of This Might Get Weird fame, to the show to celebrate HER favorite holiday.. Halloween!! It's like prom...
Published 10/31/23
To celebrate a year of her mogul era, this episode of The Michelle Collins Show is free! To hear more episodes of this and Midnight Snack, head to www.patreon.com/michcoll to sign up for a free trial and to also watch video of this episode. Thank you all for a fabulous year! How has it already been a year?! (Minus one day?) To celebrate what has genuinely been the most fun year in recent memory, Michelle is joined by her "lil sis" Abby Holland to reminisce about where they've come from and...
Published 10/24/23
FIRSTLY: We're cracking the case as to why the connection was so-so this episode. Know that things like this drive Michelle (typing) legitimately INSANE, and will be remedied for next week. SECONDLY: The episode still does what it needs to do! Dan is a regular Nalgene Kelly, we touch ever-so-lightly upon the Lizzo suit, we get the LOWDOWN on FLUTES, reminisce about the alcohols we're allergic to, and ask ourselves what we'd do in a NO QUESTIONS ASKED situation. Thank you for believing in us...
Published 08/04/23
This is the free episode!! To hear the full episode, go to Patreon.com/michcoll Midnight Snack is an appropriate title for this week's episode as Michelle (Collins) and Dan (Acton) discuss the trials and tribulations of disgusting eaters, stemming from an upsetting yogurt bowl licking incident we'd like to never think about again. (Too late.) Plus, remember Gchat? The days of the past, we miss them so. Then, a lilll more Barbie talk, as Michelle realized maybe the reason she didn't connect...
Published 07/28/23
This is the free episode! To listen to the whole thing, plus bonus episodes, head to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial! Dan Acton is back! So of course, Michelle does need to fill him on on yet more cruise details, like my Dad being "called on down" for the on-board Price is Right, or my Mom involving herself in a mini-feud with the on-board singer? Take your pick! What are those stone globes called anyway? Additionally... Barbenheimer... are we excited? Then, the latest...
Published 07/21/23
Sure, it's a vacation week, but new shows are still coming your way, starting with this Midnight Snack with our guy Dan Acton who joins Michelle on a deep dive into Nordic culture, mainly haunted trolls, and a biblical tale that makes one realize the one thing the Bible was missing? Supernanny. To listen to the entire episode, head over to patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published 07/11/23
What better way to wrap the week up then by discussing people's TYPES. In the case of Dan's crush, it's the Cryptkeeper! (To clarify: It's not Dan.) Michelle swears she's over her haircut but insists on telling one last trimmy tale including a shallow dive into the world of Edible Arrangements. The theme of this week's listener advice is I Hate (Blanks) Partner, and they dig all the way in. Michelle then pushes past her frontal lobe lobotomy to learn about the flies avoiding the dead. An...
Published 06/16/23
It's a Midnight Snack EVENT this week as we welcome arguably the most hilarious, deserving and charming player to ever win the game of Survivor... it's YAM YAM!! Live from San Juan, Puerto Rico! In this exclusive interview, Michelle gets to ask her most burning Survivor questions... most of them toilet-related, but not ALL... and it's guaranteed you will learn something about the man, the game, and even yourselves. (Also nice to know the players ALSO want Jeff Probst to curb his enthusiasm...
Published 06/09/23
This is the free version of Midnight Snack! To listen to the entire episode and for even more daily content, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll! Lots of tales rounded out by reader advice sums up this Midnight Snack quite nicely, as Dan Acton and Michelle unpack some truths and also myths. Michelle regales with a tense, edge of seat lost cell phone story, tearing labels off beer bottles, and a "famous" SHAWL story that begged to be retold. We get into vegetable fetishes, an upcoming...
Published 06/02/23
This is a mini free version of Midnight Snack! To listen to the entire episode and for even more daily content, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll! Ever hang out with someone who is hangry? How do you deal? Michelle kicks off this week's star-studded episode (guest Dan Acton) by delving into this scenario. And to make things worse? You're being TIMED. WITH TROUT DIP NEARBY. We're anxious just typing this. We also recount an untimely neighborhood run-in which may or may not lead to Mich's...
Published 05/23/23
To listen to the full episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcoll Here it is. The famous recap of Michelle's LFD (Last Friday Debacle) with the one and only Dan Acton. First, Dan recounts a calf-hearted run-in with his elderly neighbor that ended up involving 90 percent of Brooklyn's NYPD. Then... a hell portal opens in North Italy as Michelle finds herself face to face with 90 percent of Milan's mosquitos in an AirBnB run by a woman who may or may...
Published 05/12/23
This is the free version! To listen to the entire episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcoll This week, Michelle forces Dan to listen to her tales of haircuttery (and yes, she thinned it again and ruined it!), Dan invites a local stranger to his birthday party and the guy DOESN'T slaughter everyone, Michelle throws her hat into the ring to become a local restaurant singer in Paris, they battle it out over succession, but more importantly we lean...
Published 05/05/23
Hello Midnight Snackers! A little bonus episode this week featuring Michelle Collins, Abby Holland and her mom Judy. For more episodes like this every day, go to Patreon.com/michcoll or download the Patreon app and sign up for a Free Trial! A new Midnight Snack will be out later this week. This episode was so FANTASTIC we've decided to make it free for all the people of America and beyond. We kick things off with our very special guest, none other than my mom Judy Collins to recap last...
Published 05/02/23
To listen to the entire episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcoll A truuuuly stupid hour of your two favorite podcast hosts Michelle Collins and Dan Acton! Why has Dan become immersed in the world of Reverse Scamming? And why has Michelle become addicted to cutting inches off of her hair every day over the sink? Are they OK?! Of course not! They also delve into the common problem of not being able to lube up restaurant foods with the sauces of...
Published 04/28/23
Want to listen to the whole episode and get new content every day? Head over to Patreon.com/michcoll for the Free Trial! A truuuuly stupid hour of your two favorite podcast hosts Michelle Collins and Dan Acton! Why has Dan become immersed in the world of Reverse Scamming? And why has Michelle become addicted to cutting inches off of her hair every day over the sink? Are they OK?! Of course not! They also delve into the common problem of not being able to lube up restaurant foods with the...
Published 04/12/23
This week's Hello Everybody tier MOM EP is free! If you enjoy this, know that we do one of these per week and many consider it their lone form of therapy. Sign up now at Patreon.com/michcoll In a first, Michelle hosts this AME (All Mom Ep) from her bed as the illness continues, welcoming her mom Judy live from Miami for some extremely passionate debates. We weigh in on the last season of Survivor: Australia (WE DON'T SPOIL IT) and some of the "lookalikes" in the cast according to my "clearly...
Published 04/07/23
To listen to the full episode, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll! It's our 200th episode of Midnight Snack!!! Grab ur nearest slice of "celebratory pie" as Dan Acton and Michelle (Collins) with the absolute usual! Dan goes to a play, Michelle is physically battered by her 85lb luggage and then discovers where the "suits" of Amsterdam work, the loss of the art of handwriting, and for those "behind the paywall" a little tale of perhaps misunderstood cultural expectations or just someone being a...
Published 03/30/23
To listen to the full episode, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial! You can catch up on all past episodes too. Netflix, are you listening? Dan Acton and Michelle prove that sometimes words speak louder than actions in this aphore-mentioned episode which we promise makes more sense than this sentence. We delve further into the mystery pooper haunting New York's Schubert Theater? Perhaps a disgruntled Josh Groban fan? Maybe... maybe... we decipher what it is to...
Published 03/22/23
To hear the full episode, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll then sit back and enjoy! It's a late night episode for Michelle Collins and Dan Acton this week, as they do a deep dive into the "Business Insider" story rattling the American community at large: The NYU student who hated her Italian study abroad experience. But other questions are posed... what kind of boss is Michelle? Will Dan ever see his Rom-Com Meet Cute again?!?! How should one handle themselves around celebrities?...
Published 03/15/23