oh i got passionate in today's episode hahahaha today, we're talking about pregnancy scares, shallow boyfriends, and the death of relatability. i've got some reflections on the last two months of heartache, some demands for who needs to be bullied next, and some men that i would like to put firmly in their place so without further ado... let's just get in there besties!!!

back back back again for another episode where we're diving into why i won't go to a high school reunion, some AITAH gold deep on reddit, sharing insecurities with sexual partners, and what role misogyny plays in submission and kink! ok love ya! happy friday!

sorry i'm late! today's episode, i'm jumping into some post-oscars thoughts and movie reviews, a defense of addison rae, why cringe is necessary and your aversion to it is making you boring, the line between being understanding and respecting your boundaries... let's f*****g go besties lol

today on the pod, we're getting into recapping my birthday, my trip to st. thomas aboard a tiny airplane that i was convinced would bring me to the end of my days, getting real about not being the perfect adult, men that hate giving oral, and leaving immediately after sex... so many juicy topics, so little time...

hello my loves!!! sorry i wasn't here last week, i deeply appreciate your grace and patience as i navigated a really hard week! so let's kick off the episode by talking about it, jump into some submissions about a lack of sexual attraction, not settling for the wrong person, being a hopeless romantic, AND the finale of love island all stars!! let's do it babes!!!

the universe has called on me to defend tween girls and SO I WILL DO IT!!!!!! today, we're talking about being overly self-critical, leaving tween girls alone, men spitting on the sidewalk, faking orgasms, and the latest and greatest of what's happening in the love island villa. strap in!! and remember to submit your songs for the lover girls collaborative playlist!!

season 3 baby!! we're back!! and today, i'm recapping my time away, defending saltburn and the horn dogs that love it, some frustrations i have with this era of the internet, and OBVIOUSLY week one of love island uk ALL STARS BABY!!! let's get into it :)

for our final episode of the year, i'm bringing on 1/2 of everyone's favorite duo: my dear friend robbie nunes from loud about nothing! robbie uncovered some old love notes he had saved from high school so i dug up my old middle school diary to match him. come indulge in some classic sleepover cringe with us and celebrate the end of season 2! note: please excuse the messy audio towards the beginning of the episode! it gets fixed around minute 19, love ya! buy tickets to robbie's show...

hot bisexual freak shit! a more vulnerable episode for me today as we're getting into the topic of sexuality, more specifically my sexuality and why i don't really talk about it online. the pressure to be the perfect bisexual has consumed me and i would like for it to not consume me anymore! so let's talk about it! love you all and appreciate your kindness :)

a wild week on the internet! let's talk about the emrata fatphobic photoshoot MESS that was published this week and dive into some submissions on dating app photos, relationship pacing, and virginity!

a shorter episode on this lovely holiday weekend! today, we're talking about some recent movie watches of mine, a new extension to our dirty talk debate cinematic universe, and if not having a robust social media presence is a red flag. let's get into it!

big topics today in the emotionally online cinematic universe! we're talking about the skims nipple bra, stolen orgasm valor, the great boobs vs. t**s debate, and taking some listener submissions: one from a listener who's recently moved to new york and another who's having some communication trouble with their gamer bf. let's get into it!!

Go to http://www.mochimelt.com use code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for 15% off your purchase at Mochi Melt! we're having a silly, goofy time today slumber party attendees!!!! we're talking about how sexy santa is, the end of the world, and why i hate the phrase "love comes when you least expect it". get in your slumber bags, the show is about to begin!!!! 💌 submission form: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: [email protected] TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – rage bait...

Use code MADDIE for 60% off the yearly pass at Beducated: https://beducate.me/bg2345-maddie today, i'm joined by a friend crush turned actual friend and fellow youtuber, katherout! kath is a master at building community and bringing people together so of course, we had to talk about being the planner friend, what friendship means to us, and watching ourselves become our parents the older we get. we also talk about the worst dates list that's going viral and take some submissions about...

Go to http://www.mochimelt.com use code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for 15% off your purchase at Mochi Melt! Go to http://www.theinkeylist.com and use code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for 20% off your purchase! lovers of the song crying during sex by carol ades, ASSEMBLE!!!!!! today, we're having a good cry, talking about love, insecurities of too muchness bubbling up, and taking things personally when they really, truly aren't. you are loving, you are lovable, you are LOVED. remember that!!! 💌...

Go to https://www.nuuly.com and use code MADDIE20 for $20 off your first month of Nuuly! this week, we're talking about my week full of anxiety, the finale of love is blind season 5, getting harsh advice from friends, and comparing yourself to their exes! let's get into it besties! 💌 submission form: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: [email protected] TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – here comes the anxiety 06:45 – love is blind season 5 31:51 – getting...

Go to mochimelt.com use code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for 15% off your purchase at Mochi Melt! Go to nuuly.com and use code MADDIE20 for $20 off your first month of Nuuly! i got my tarot cards read at the ren faire and it made me cry, i'm in the midst of watching love is blind season 5 and have some thoughts, and we've got some steamy submissions about body image values in dating, not caring what people think, the weaponization of therapy language and needing reassurance from people we love!...

Go to http://www.theinkeylist.com and use code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for 20% off your purchase! i'm back! and today, i'm talking about reckoning with the emphasis on being chosen, the "i hate my gf" viral twitter thread, and some boyfriends that absolutely need to be broken up with. love ya! let's get into it! 💌 submission form: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: [email protected] TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – seeing the wombats in concert 08:25 – being chosen and...

Take control of your finances today! Go to RocketMoney.com/EMOTIONAL to get started. today, we're talking about weirdos on the internet, never having been in a serious relationship, boyfriends vs. best friends, and remaining friends with someone you used to date/hook up with! let's get into ittttttt WOOOOOOO 💌 submission form: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: [email protected] TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – happy friday from me and mango 01:40 – if you're...