jury duty may have kept us separated for a week but NO LONGER, I'M BACK ON THE MIC! and we have so much to talk about! today, we're reminiscing on my teenage fangirl era and chatting about the loss of liam payne. we're talking about bringing back shame, being a girls girl, and rolling our eyes at people that ask the dreaded, "are you dating right now?" question. grab your snack and a little bev, the show is about to begin!!

it’s october! but are we feeling the fall season yet? today, we’re chatting about halloween horrors of years past, i give my formal review of joker 2, and we dive into a long conversation about AI, the current state of the creator landscape, and the importance (or lack thereof) of popularity metrics. i’m on a train to go see one of my high school besties get married this weekend and celebrate love for 3 days straight. smooch your pets for me, mwah! xx

lover girls! we're gushing! mostly about lady gaga this week (deserved) but also about the substance, my sweet angel fosters, and choosing to be childless. i'm writing this description as i'm getting ready to go spend time with my parents this weekend while they're visiting new york. hug your people for me, mwah! xx

cried while filming this and then cried again while editing it... WHY CAN'T I STOP TIME??? WHY IS IT ALL MOVING SO FAST??? today i'm chatting (crying) about getting older, mourning the eras where family and friends lived closer, and worrying about what the future holds and how we'll all remain intertwined when things get more different. from crying to my therapist, to crying to my dad, to crying for your listening pleasure... this is emotionally online baby!

it's been a long september already folks, a month full of bad periods, reflections on friendship, and two of the cutest foster kittens the world has ever known. today, we're talking about some of your recent friendship conflicts, the ethics of having sex with someone who's anti-feminist, and what we've learned from witnessing chappell roan set boundaries with her audience. lots to discuss! strap in!

this week, we're catching up on my few weeks away! we're talking psychic grifters, being a mini golf prodigy, and getting ready to head to the DNC in just a few short days. in the submission box this week, we're digging into our insecurities, chatting big areolas, and whether or not it's a big deal to be so sentimental! love ya! thanks for being here!

i'm writing to you from york beach, maine!! watching the waves crash outside of my window for one final day before heading back to new york tomorrow. today's episode is all about red flag reflections, how audiences get caught up in delivering justice to collaborators of people like cody ko, the love island finale, and a farewell to miss moldy mae!!!

robbie's back on the pod to celebrate the hard launch of our latest favorite word: celibatuationships. today we're nailing down the boundaries of what it means to be in a celibatuationship, reminiscing on our former crushes that made it into our mount crushmores, and confirming that brat summer is a flirty summer.

after taking an unexpected hiatus to take care of some stuff in my personal life, i'm back and ready to talk about well... everything! some life updates from me, my opinions on the hottest horror movies of the summer, a breakdown of the cody ko situation and how the internet chooses to treat "unlikable women", followed by of course, some love island recap catch up. sorry for two weeks without the pod! go smooch your pets for me!

writing this to you as i'm FINALLY sitting back at my desk in brooklyn! i was in spain, then i got home and immediately went off to a friend's bachelorette so my time to edit has been limited but I'M BACK! and i've been filming so much content for y'all so strap in!! this week, we're talking about my joey chestnut fixation, the line between what your partner should intuitively know and what you should tell them, sharing a bed with friends while in a relationship, and how to be a good friend...

hi besties!!! bit of a shorter episode today because i've gotta get my booty on over to SPAIN to hang out with some of y'all for a week hehehe but i'm here and we're talking about jealousy, conditional love, and OF COURSE, love island season 11 week 1. let's get into it!!!

summer is HERE, the weather is HOT, and i am SQUASHING THE DAILY PENETRATION RUMORS ONCE AND FOR ALL. today, we're correcting the record, talking about how often you should be having sex in a relationship, reductive advice like "if he wanted to he would" and the pressure to pursue a "wedding bod". lover girls assemble!!!

bumble... count your days... this week, i'm talking about bumble's insane anti-celibacy rebrand, making the mistake of recommending challengers to my parents, getting into a groove with the right therapist, and a follow up to the recent karaoke fiasco! oh also... i'm a foster mom now! which is the reason for my mysterious absence last week (i really thought i was gonna be able to plan, film, edit, and upload all in the same day... she was ambitious for sure) anyways! enjoy! and follow me on...

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mango and i are back in the stu and today, we're talking about the latest in bisexual wins: challengers (sans spoilers!) and the latest in bisexual losses: me getting ketchup foot at the alamo drafthouse. then we're hitting some juicy audience submissions and handing out some tough love where necessary because hey! you asked for it!

we're rambling today, folks! today, i'm chatting about how rewatching some old videos of myself from when i was a teenager made me feel reminiscent for a time i wasn't constantly aware of other people's judgement! yes, we're talking about how to stop caring what everyone thinks of you but truthfully, i don't have any concrete answers yet! the sleepover is getting these thoughts straight off the dome so this is the first draft mama!! then i hop into an audience submission about healing your...

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for 50% off your first Care/of subscription order, go to https://TakeCareOf.com and enter code emotionallyonline50! the besties are back! ashley and micha are joining me this week from boston where we're chatting about the hiring procedures at lovers international, a secret that i've held deep within my spirit for years out of sheer embarrassment, and my phobia of vomit paired with some gross college drinking stories (check those timestamps if you wanna skip that section lol). apologies for...