Our little girl is married! We’re back to discuss Lauren’s wedding, an absolutely momentous occasion that the bride barely remembers. Thankfully, Chelsea is here to fill in the blanks. We also discuss Donald Trump’s recent brush with death, this incredibly major photo of the aftermath, his new running mate J.D. Vance, Glenn Close’s iconic makeunder in Hillbilly Elegy, the RNC’s MVP “Babydog”, Stickermule’s cancellation, Vogue’s new political correspondent Jack Schlossberg, and Max’s Faye Dunaway documentary Faye. We also pay tribute to the icons that passed away last week: Shelley “Texas Twiggy” Duvall, our favorite Gaultier model Dr. Ruth, Shannon “Why are you pulling my dick?” Doherty, and fitness guru Richard Simmons, who’s fascinating history as a jewelry designer and salad bar entrepreneur was recently chronicled on Laura Helms’ essential Substack. Subscribe to read Part One, Part Two, Part Three, and Part Four.  Oh, and Lauren’s wedding is in The New York Times! It’s giving Natasha and Big.