Episodes
The ladies are back to break down a very male forward episode from Season Four, Belles of the Balls. As such, they've invited the caption of the Every Outfit Straight Man Auxiliary (and Lauren's fiancé) Paul Glover to help. Topics discussed include: Carrie's tighty-whities, Aidan's DC lore dump, who is the real Willow Summers, Steve's Warped Tour core, the sexism of one Richard Wright, and Paul reads Aidan/Big erotica the ladies wrote many years ago. Today's episode is brought to you by...
Published 02/23/24
Published 02/16/24
On today’s jam-packed episode, we discuss everything that went down at the Super Bowl including Beyonce’s shock announcement, the deceptive Wicked trailer, Taylor Swift’s continued domination and her new album The Tortured Poets Department, the AI-generated ad for Jesus, the confusing Kris Jenner Oreo commercial, and Usher’s bachelorette party-adjacent halftime show. Also discussed: the ethics of bringing straight men into lesbian bars, Feud: Capote vs. the Swans, Chloe Sevigny’s savage read...
Published 02/16/24
On today’s mailbag episode, we answer your burning questions about love, sex, and most importantly: who should play Isabella Blow in a future biopic. Also discussed: the ethics of erotic massage, our favorite expensive candles, Gigi Hadid and Bradley Cooper’s romance, Lauren’s wedding plans, our love for What Not To Wear and Miranda July, how to throw a Sex and the City-themed bachelor party, the most major nepo baby models, Rabbit Rabbit misinformation, and our undying love for Gwenyth Paltrow.
Published 02/09/24
On today’s episode, the girls tackle some scary shit: Nicki Minaj vs. Megan Thee Stallion, The Zone of Interest (spoilers ahead!), American Nightmare, and the heterosexual jump scares on True Detective: Night Country. Also discussed: the fabulous John Waters show at the Academy Museum, the Conde Nast Strike, Sofia Coppola’s lost Edith Wharton limited series, Dan Levy’s Good Grief, Maison Margiela majorness, Simone Rocha’s Gaultier collab, Chanel’s Pennywise glam, and the forthcoming...
Published 02/03/24
After revisiting Sex and the City’s extravagant two-part finale, we decided to throw it back to season one. A simpler time when Carrie still talked to camera and had a lot of random straight male friends that were never heard from again. A highlight from this era is Secret Sex, a.k.a. the episode where Carrie and Big go on their first date, Miranda discovers her love interest’s spanking fetish, and Charlotte reveals her illicit affair with a Hasidic folk artist. Plus: a eulogy for the Bed,...
Published 01/27/24
On this week’s jam-packed episode, the ladies feast on a metaphorical cornucopia of fashion and pop culture news. Topics discussed include Kristin Davis’ adorable Jacquemus video, Sara Ramirez’s controversial exit from And Just Like That, Mob Wife Winter, The Emmys, that freaky new J.Lo movie, No Doubt’s Coachella reunion, men’s collections from Dsquared, Louis Vuitton, Prada, Gucci, and Rick Owens, our favorite new “crazy b**ch” films Anatomy of a Fall, Poor Things, and Eileen. Plus: a...
Published 01/20/24
On today’s transcontinental episode, the girls reconvene to discuss all of the hits and misses from this year’s uneven Golden Globes ceremony. Outfits discussed include Margot Robbie in Armani, Rosamund Pike in Dior and Phillip Treacy, Hunter Schafer in Prada, Billie Eilish in Willy Chavarria, Florence Pugh in Valentino, Barry Keoghan in Louis Vuitton, Oprah in Louis Vuitton, Selena Gomez in Armani, Kate Beckinsale in… something, Elizabeth Olsen in Vivienne Westwood, and Taylor Swift in...
Published 01/12/24
It’s a new year f**kettes, and we’re back to discuss all the random stuff that we watched over the holidays: Wonka, Maestro, Ferrari, etc. We also dive into our future culture obsessions including Feud: Capote vs. The Swans, True Detective: Night Country, Simone Rocha’s one-off Gaultier couture collection, the return of Dilara Findikoglu, Challengers, Kathleen Hanna’s memoir, Joker: Folie à Deux, Maxxxine, and Anne Hathaway’s dueling “mother” films Mother Mary and Mother’s Instinct. Plus: the...
Published 01/05/24
This week, we’re taking time off to spend time with our families and celebrate the release of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, so we’re unlocking our Clueless V.I.P. episode for your listening pleasure 🔓 Topics discussed include Alicia Silverstone's meteoric rise as the ultimate ‘90s nymphette, Mona May’s highly influential costumes, Murray’s deep knowledge of gay euphemisms, and so much more!  Today's episode is Brough to you by Factor! Head to FactorMeals.com/Outfit50 and use code outfit50 to get 50%...
Published 12/29/23
Bonjour f**kettes! Today we are revisiting part une of the American Girl in Paris saga. This is the episode where Mr. Big attempts a mea culpa, Carrie falls in Dior, Samantha gives an inspirational speech, Miranda makes the ultimate sacrifice for Steve, and Aleksandr Petrovsky attempts to mount his latest exhibition while babysitting a 38-year-old woman. Wanna hear our recap of part deux? It’s now available on Patreon or Apple Podcast subscriptions.  We’re going on tour! Come see us in Boston...
Published 12/23/23
On today’s episode, Lauren is back from the brink of death and the ladies dive into the Golden Globe Nominations. We also discuss Oprah’s recent transformation, deceptive movie trailers, Lena Dunham’s new tv show, Hajime Sorayama’s Beyoncé beef, Zara’s controversial campaign, and Netflix’s Leave the World Behind.
Published 12/16/23
*Please note we get into heavy spoilers for Saltburn and May December in this episode. Spoiler Talk begins at 24:00 and ends at 43:46* On today’s episode, Lauren is under the weather and Chelsea plots her revenge against cyclists on Mulholland Drive. We also discuss Cynthia Nixon’s divisive appearance on The View, George Santos’ Cameo debut, Taylor Swift’s Time profile and Phantom Thread-inspired bop, Madeline Brockway’s viral wedding, the delicious bathwater in Saltburn, Julianne Moore’s...
Published 12/08/23
*Please note we get into heavy spoilers for Saltburn and May December in this episode. Spoiler Talk begins at 24:00 and ends at 43:46* On today’s episode, Lauren is under the weather and Chelsea plots her revenge against cyclists on Mulholland Drive. We also discuss Cynthia Nixon’s divisive appearance on The View, George Santos’ Cameo debut, Taylor Swift’s Time profile and Phantom Thread-inspired bop, Madeline Brockway’s viral wedding, the delicious bathwater in Saltburn, Julianne Moore’s...
Published 12/08/23
On this week’s mailbag episode, we process these shocking photos of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Kathy Hilton’s Christmas Party, our favorite Taylor Swift song, Melania Trump’s funeral attire, Carine Roitfeld’s apartment, Alessandro Michele’s apartment, Cynthia Nixon’s hunger strike, our favorite SJP Met Gala look, and Jennifer Lawrence’s interview with Kylie Jenner.  Today's episode is sponsored by, Nutrafol! Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and...
Published 12/01/23
On this week’s mailbag episode, we process these shocking photos of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Kathy Hilton’s Christmas Party, our favorite Taylor Swift song, Melania Trump’s funeral attire, Carine Roitfeld’s apartment, Alessandro Michele’s apartment, Cynthia Nixon’s hunger strike, our favorite SJP Met Gala look, and Jennifer Lawrence’s interview with Kylie Jenner.   Want to hear our thoughts about Julia Fox's memoir Down the Drain? Or Gen-X classic Reality Bites? Or Sofia Coppola's new book?...
Published 12/01/23
This week on the pod, Lauren shares some big life news and Chelsea contemplates starting a flash mob. We also get into Lauren Sanchez’s viral Vogue profile, Nikki Minaj’s Vogue profile, Nikki Minaj’s 73 Questions, Cassie’s lawsuit against Diddy, the House Ethics Committee's report on George Santos, Tom Ford’s iconic GQ profile, David Fincher’s The Killer, and Nathan Fielder’s bizarre new series The Curse. Today's episode is brought to you by HoneyLove. Get Up to 60% OFF when you go to...
Published 11/25/23
On today’s episode, we revisit Shortcomings, a.k.a that episode where Samantha f***s Charlotte’s brother, Miranda dates a guy with a child, and Carrie has a fling with Justin Theroux (for the second time). Topics discussed include Mr. Theroux’s Family Stone-adjacent family, the cursed Fraiser theme song, Chelsea’s pitch for a Samantha-focused prequel series, premature ejaculation, Carrie’s vintage Gucci handbag, and more!Want to hear our thoughts about Julia Fox's memoir Down the Drain? Or...
Published 11/17/23
New Met Gala theme, who dis? This week we dive straight into Sleeping Beauties: Awakening Fashion, an exhibition that is tragically not about fairy tales. We also discuss the 2023 CFDA award winners, Gayle King’s interview with Barbra Streisand, the terrifying new Beatles music video, Frances Bean Cobain and Riley Hawk’s wedding, Sofia Coppola’s mid-century masterpiece Priscilla, this year’s Women of a Certain Age Oscar bait film Nyad, Justin Timberlake’s realtor realness in Reptile, the...
Published 11/10/23
Today we attempt to process the never-ending onslaught of celebrity Halloween costumes, Matthew Perry’s death, Vanity Fair’s Real Housewives expose, and other utterly tragic celebrity news. Oh! And we talk about some non-tragic things as well, like the hard launch of Phoebe Philo’s namesake brand and the fascinating new Mr. Chow documentary, now streaming on our beloved Max. Want your call to be featured on a future hotline episode?  Call 323-486-6773
Published 11/03/23
This week was a barren desert of fashion and pop culture news, so we decided to answer some hotline calls instead. Topics discussed include Chelsea’s new crustacean friend, the ethics of f**king Republicans, the best handbags for men (personally we’d go with this Prada), Linda and Naomi’s beef, Kylie Jenner’s new fashion venture, and more! Today's episode is brought to you by Dipsea! Our listeners get an extended 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/Outfit! As well as,...
Published 10/27/23
We’re back to discuss the most vital celebrity news of the week: Taffy Brodesser-Akner’s fabulous Taylor Swift profile, the Swifties who did a Midsommer-esque circle dance in an AMC, Jada Pinkett Smith’s controversial press tour, Britney’s upcoming memoir, David Beckham’s docuseries, and Kendall Jenner’s sinister AI alter ego “Billie”. We also get into Lauren’s brush with fame, Max’s horrifying new series Naked Attraction, two very spooky Australian films Talk to Me and The Royal Hotel, NBC’s...
Published 10/20/23
It’s been a (New York) minute, but we’re back to discuss a truly brilliant episode of Sex and the City: Time and Punishment. For those who need a refresher, this is the episode where Miranda wears a neck brace, Charlotte quits her job, and Aidan treats Carrie like a bag of hot garbage. We also meet Charlotte’s eager and potentially psychotic replacement, Samantha f***s some guy who steals her cab, and Pete s***s all over the idyllic streets of Madison Avenue. So grab a cosmo and allow us to...
Published 10/14/23
Bonjour f**ckettes! We’re back to discuss the highs and lows of Paris Fashion Week, Kim Cattrall’s Skims campaign, the reveal of Stevie Nicks’ Barbie, the scarily realistic Vera Wang Barbie, Beyonce’s Renaissance concert film, and Angelina Jolie’s new fashion venture.  Pertinent Links Rachel Tashjian’s We Need More Female Fashion Designers article, Harmony Korine’s 2021 Balenciaga short feat. Cathy Horyn, and Tracie Egan Morrissey’s Pulizer-worthy Kravis Instagram Story. Fashion Shows...
Published 10/06/23
What a week for culture! The WGA strike is over, Taylor Swift dared to eat a chicken nugget, and Kourtney Kardashian coined our new favorite katchphrase: “You’re a witch and I hate you!” We also discuss The Super Models, the shocking Vanity Fair Italia trifold cover, the new Golden Globes categories, Olivia Rodrigo’s sophomore album, the May December trailer (a.k.a. our Roman Empire), and Chelsea’s Strangers With Candy-esque return to High School. Plus: in-depth fashion analysis of the...
Published 09/29/23