On the plus side, Rosie O’Donnell is appearing on at least one episode of And Just Like That. On the minus side, your girls forgot to rabbit rabbit this month and are probably doomed. Anyhoo, on today’s cursed episode we discuss a bunch of depraved stuff including Barbra Streisand’s Ozempic controversy, the John Galliano documentary, Milo Yiannopoulos’ iconic resignation from Yeezy, Brandy Melville’s terrible clothing, Shelley Duvall’s NYT profile, and more! West Coast! We're coming to you!...

We're still on tour, so we're unlocking a recent V.I.P. episode for your enjoyment! Today we revisit the sordid tale of the Upper East Side’s kinkiest step-siblings and the poor innocent schoolgirls that they lure into their twisted sex games. Topics discussed include Selma Blair and Sarah Michelle Gellar’s iconic kiss, the astoundingly good soundtrack, the parallels to the 1988 film Dangerous Liaisons, Joshua Jackson’s Less Than Zero-esque twink character, our Lana Del Rey coke spoon...

The time has come. Today we’re discussing one of the greatest Sex and the City episodes of all time: The Post-It Always Sticks Twice. This much-memed season six standout truly has it all: Samantha in head-to-toe House of Field, Smith Jerrod on TRL, Michael Showalter as Berger’s douchey friend, Carrie getting arrested, Miranda’s skinny jeans, Charlotte’s engagement reveal, and so much more. We are on tour! We'll be in New York on April 20th, Washington D.C. on April 21st, Philly on April...

Karma’s a bitch! And so are we. Yes, your girls are back to discuss Jojo Siwa’s controversial rebranding, the overrated eclipse, J.Lo’s bot farm, the terrifying Amy Winehouse biopic, the sad state of Francis Ford Coppola and John Waters latest films, Rihanna’s Interview magazine cover, Laura Dern’s f****d wig on Palm Royale, and more! Come see us on tour! We'll be in Boston on April 18th, New York on April 20th, Washington D.C. on April 21st, Philly on April 22nd, Pittsburgh on April 23rd,...

Giddy up f**kettes! We’re diving into Beyonce’s most high-concept album yet. Is it country? Sort of, but we’re here for the sample of Underworld’s “Born Slippy”. Also discussed: Sex and the City’s shocking arrival on Netflix, Chelsea’s recent excursion to the PornHub awards, Shakira’s piping hot take about Barbie, the new Matrix film, Isabelle Huppert’s controversial performance in Bérénice, Billie Eilish’s divisive style, the historical accuracy of the costumes in Saltburn, gay wedding...

We’re back to discuss some truly shocking fashion news: Dries Van Noten’s retirement, Pierpaolo Piccioli’s departure from Valentino, Alessandro Michele’s return, and Phoebe Philo’s decision to speak to a journalist! We also discuss some new movies: Love Lies Bleeding, Dune 2, and Problemista. Oh, and Euphoria is probably never coming back, R.I.P. Today's episode is sponsored by Quince! Indulge in affordable luxury! Go to Quince.com/Outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day...

All aboard! Today we’re discussing one of Sex and the City’s rare non-New York episodes “The Big Journey”. Topics discussed include Carrie’s sassy bob, Harry’s back hair, Samantha’s fishbone earrings, Anthony’s love of ugly sex, the pioneering internet celebrity Mr. Winkle, SJP’s vanishing mole (R.I.P.), Erewhon dependency, and more! Come see us on tour! We'll be in Boston on April 18th, New York on April 20th, Washington D.C. on April 21st, Philly on April 22nd, Pittsburgh on April 23rd,...

On today’s episode, the ladies reconvene at Lauren’s fire Airbnb to discuss all of the biggest cultural happenings: the Oscars, Carey Mulligan’s incredible outfit, Kate Middleton’s disappearance, Rolling Stone’s Queer Eye expose (Team Bobby!), the feminine urge to buy JVN haircare, Sean McGirr’s universally panned McQueen collection, Chemena Kamali’s much more well-received Chloé debut, women of a certain age on the runway, THAT Kate Moss impersonator, Kristen Stewart’s sartorial pivot, and...

This week, we're unlocking one of our favorite V.I.P episodes. It’s time for part deux of our American Girl in Paris recap! On the series finale, we meet Petrovsky’s enchanting ex Juliet, Anthony coins the term “Chanelo,” Charlotte and Harry get swindled by an opportunistic couple, Samantha and Smith’s sex life grinds to a halt, Miranda gives Ma a sponge bath, Carrie gets slapped (sort of), and Mr. Big returns to the City of Lights to save the day. Oh, and did we mention that his name is...

Today on the pod, things get VERY dark and sinister. Because we watched J.Lo’s This is Me… Now, Where is Wendy Williams?, and The New Look within the span of a single week. Other depressing news includes Claude Montana’s death, The Willy Wonka Experience, Trump’s sneakers, and recent collections from Gucci and Dior. Also discussed: Moschino, Saint Laurent, The Row, Prada, Bottega Veneta and more! 

The ladies are back to break down a very male forward episode from Season Four, Belles of the Balls. As such, they've invited the caption of the Every Outfit Straight Man Auxiliary (and Lauren's fiancé) Paul Glover to help. Topics discussed include: Carrie's tighty-whities, Aidan's DC lore dump, who is the real Willow Summers, Steve's Warped Tour core, the sexism of one Richard Wright, and Paul reads Aidan/Big erotica the ladies wrote many years ago. Today's episode is brought to you by...

On today’s jam-packed episode, we discuss everything that went down at the Super Bowl including Beyonce’s shock announcement, the deceptive Wicked trailer, Taylor Swift’s continued domination and her new album The Tortured Poets Department, the AI-generated ad for Jesus, the confusing Kris Jenner Oreo commercial, and Usher’s bachelorette party-adjacent halftime show. Also discussed: the ethics of bringing straight men into lesbian bars, Feud: Capote vs. the Swans, Chloe Sevigny’s savage read...

On today’s mailbag episode, we answer your burning questions about love, sex, and most importantly: who should play Isabella Blow in a future biopic. Also discussed: the ethics of erotic massage, our favorite expensive candles, Gigi Hadid and Bradley Cooper’s romance, Lauren’s wedding plans, our love for What Not To Wear and Miranda July, how to throw a Sex and the City-themed bachelor party, the most major nepo baby models, Rabbit Rabbit misinformation, and our undying love for Gwenyth Paltrow.

On today’s episode, the girls tackle some scary shit: Nicki Minaj vs. Megan Thee Stallion, The Zone of Interest (spoilers ahead!), American Nightmare, and the heterosexual jump scares on True Detective: Night Country. Also discussed: the fabulous John Waters show at the Academy Museum, the Conde Nast Strike, Sofia Coppola’s lost Edith Wharton limited series, Dan Levy’s Good Grief, Maison Margiela majorness, Simone Rocha’s Gaultier collab, Chanel’s Pennywise glam, and the forthcoming...

After revisiting Sex and the City’s extravagant two-part finale, we decided to throw it back to season one. A simpler time when Carrie still talked to camera and had a lot of random straight male friends that were never heard from again. A highlight from this era is Secret Sex, a.k.a. the episode where Carrie and Big go on their first date, Miranda discovers her love interest’s spanking fetish, and Charlotte reveals her illicit affair with a Hasidic folk artist. Plus: a eulogy for the Bed,...

On this week’s jam-packed episode, the ladies feast on a metaphorical cornucopia of fashion and pop culture news. Topics discussed include Kristin Davis’ adorable Jacquemus video, Sara Ramirez’s controversial exit from And Just Like That, Mob Wife Winter, The Emmys, that freaky new J.Lo movie, No Doubt’s Coachella reunion, men’s collections from Dsquared, Louis Vuitton, Prada, Gucci, and Rick Owens, our favorite new “crazy b**ch” films Anatomy of a Fall, Poor Things, and Eileen. Plus: a...

On today’s transcontinental episode, the girls reconvene to discuss all of the hits and misses from this year’s uneven Golden Globes ceremony. Outfits discussed include Margot Robbie in Armani, Rosamund Pike in Dior and Phillip Treacy, Hunter Schafer in Prada, Billie Eilish in Willy Chavarria, Florence Pugh in Valentino, Barry Keoghan in Louis Vuitton, Oprah in Louis Vuitton, Selena Gomez in Armani, Kate Beckinsale in… something, Elizabeth Olsen in Vivienne Westwood, and Taylor Swift in...

It’s a new year f**kettes, and we’re back to discuss all the random stuff that we watched over the holidays: Wonka, Maestro, Ferrari, etc. We also dive into our future culture obsessions including Feud: Capote vs. The Swans, True Detective: Night Country, Simone Rocha’s one-off Gaultier couture collection, the return of Dilara Findikoglu, Challengers, Kathleen Hanna’s memoir, Joker: Folie à Deux, Maxxxine, and Anne Hathaway’s dueling “mother” films Mother Mary and Mother’s Instinct. Plus: the...

This week, we’re taking time off to spend time with our families and celebrate the release of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, so we’re unlocking our Clueless V.I.P. episode for your listening pleasure 🔓 Topics discussed include Alicia Silverstone's meteoric rise as the ultimate ‘90s nymphette, Mona May’s highly influential costumes, Murray’s deep knowledge of gay euphemisms, and so much more!  Today's episode is Brough to you by Factor! Head to FactorMeals.com/Outfit50 and use code outfit50 to get 50%...

Bonjour f**kettes! Today we are revisiting part une of the American Girl in Paris saga. This is the episode where Mr. Big attempts a mea culpa, Carrie falls in Dior, Samantha gives an inspirational speech, Miranda makes the ultimate sacrifice for Steve, and Aleksandr Petrovsky attempts to mount his latest exhibition while babysitting a 38-year-old woman. Wanna hear our recap of part deux? It’s now available on Patreon or Apple Podcast subscriptions.  We’re going on tour! Come see us in Boston...

On today’s episode, Lauren is back from the brink of death and the ladies dive into the Golden Globe Nominations. We also discuss Oprah’s recent transformation, deceptive movie trailers, Lena Dunham’s new tv show, Hajime Sorayama’s Beyoncé beef, Zara’s controversial campaign, and Netflix’s Leave the World Behind.

*Please note we get into heavy spoilers for Saltburn and May December in this episode. Spoiler Talk begins at 24:00 and ends at 43:46* On today’s episode, Lauren is under the weather and Chelsea plots her revenge against cyclists on Mulholland Drive. We also discuss Cynthia Nixon’s divisive appearance on The View, George Santos’ Cameo debut, Taylor Swift’s Time profile and Phantom Thread-inspired bop, Madeline Brockway’s viral wedding, the delicious bathwater in Saltburn, Julianne Moore’s...

*Please note we get into heavy spoilers for Saltburn and May December in this episode. Spoiler Talk begins at 24:00 and ends at 43:46* On today’s episode, Lauren is under the weather and Chelsea plots her revenge against cyclists on Mulholland Drive. We also discuss Cynthia Nixon’s divisive appearance on The View, George Santos’ Cameo debut, Taylor Swift’s Time profile and Phantom Thread-inspired bop, Madeline Brockway’s viral wedding, the delicious bathwater in Saltburn, Julianne Moore’s...

On this week’s mailbag episode, we process these shocking photos of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Kathy Hilton’s Christmas Party, our favorite Taylor Swift song, Melania Trump’s funeral attire, Carine Roitfeld’s apartment, Alessandro Michele’s apartment, Cynthia Nixon’s hunger strike, our favorite SJP Met Gala look, and Jennifer Lawrence’s interview with Kylie Jenner.  Today's episode is sponsored by, Nutrafol! Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and...