Our little girl is married! We’re back to discuss Lauren’s wedding, an absolutely momentous occasion that the bride barely remembers. Thankfully, Chelsea is here to fill in the blanks. We also discuss Donald Trump’s recent brush with death, this incredibly major photo of the aftermath, his new running mate J.D. Vance, Glenn Close’s iconic makeunder in Hillbilly Elegy, the RNC’s MVP “Babydog”, Stickermule’s cancellation, Vogue’s new political correspondent Jack Schlossberg, and Max’s Faye...

Big news this week! We finally released merch and John Corbett hates being an actor. We also discuss the Devil Wears Prada sequel, Glenn Close and Halle Berry’s maiden voyage into the Ryan Murphyverse, Julia Fox’s sexuality, Lena Dunham’s New Yorker interview, the Fabulous Four trailer, the extremely major Diane von Fürstenberg documentary, Becoming Karl Lagerfeld, Marc Jacobs’ fabulous new collection and his shocking pivot as a nail art influencer. Get warm weather ready with Quince! Go to...

Today we’re revisiting a high note of season two “The Chicken Dance,” a.k.a the one where Carrie has to make a speech at a virtual stranger's wedding. Topics discussed include whirlwind romances, unhinged ceramic frog tables, Samantha’s déjà f**k, the illustrious career of guest star Carrie Preston, Charlotte’s “slutty” bridesmaid dress, Donna Karen’s incredible late 90’s ad campaigns, a Chat GPT Sex and the City inspired wedding speech, and more! Today's episode is brought to you by...

On today’s episode, we discuss the musical event of the year: The Girl, So Confusing Version with Lorde. We also get into Justin Timberlake’s DUI, the Practical Magic sequel, Lauren’s scandalous new skirt, Kathleen Hanna’s new memoir Rebel Girl, and Andrew McCarthy’s new documentary Brats, and the time that Reese Witherspoon drunkenly fell down the stairs at Sunset Tower. Get warm weather ready with Quince! Go to Quince.com/outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. And try...

Today we’re revisiting the season five finale “I Love A Charade”, a.k.a. the episode where the ladies head to the Hamptons to celebrate the nuptials of Bobby Fine and Bitsy Von Muffling. Topics discussed include Samantha’s cantaloupe breakdown, the return of Berger, Miranda and Brady’s couples look, the perils of waxing, the pink suede elephant in the room, Carrie’s hair crisis, Stanny’s Cynthia Rowley china, and more! The Every Outfit West Coast Tour wraps up next week! SoCal fuckettes we...

Hello brats! We’re back to discuss the new Charli xcx album, Sabrina Carpenter and Chappell Roan’s swift ascent, the possibility that Ariana Grande is a furry, the critically panned Amy Winehouse biopic, and John Galliano’s rumored exit from Margiela. Plus: Fiona Duncan joins us to discuss her new Interview article “Normcore: The Oral History No One Asked For.” The Every Outfit West Coast Tour starts this weekend! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June...

On today’s episode, we discuss Chloë Sevigny and Kim Kardashian’s controversial “Actors on Actors” conversation, Lady Gaga’s Chromatica Ball concert film, and Virgine Viard’s shocking exit from Chanel. We also answer a bunch of hotline calls on topics ranging from Simone Rocha’s Crocs collab to SNL’s 2004 Sex and the City spoof starring Christina Aguilera to Fergie’s disastrous appearance at a 2017 fundraiser honoring Tom Ford. Every Outfit West Coast Tour starts in a week! We'll be in San...

This week we’re recovering from Lauren’s semi-depraved Bachelorette weekend in Las Vegas, where we soaked up the local culture including the all-male strip revue Thunder From Down Under and Dita Von Teese’s Dita Las Vegas. We also get into Chelsea’s tabi-related foot deformity, this year’s Cannes winners, Bella Hadid’s keffiyeh dress and its ties to Sex and the City (also here is that Guardian article), Bella’s new Orebella fragrance line, Cynthia Nixon’s Variety interview, the upcoming...

On this week’s jam-packed episode we discuss the latest season of And Just Like That, the insane New York Times article about Rosie O’Donnell and Michael Cohen’s friendship, Charli XCX’s latest music video, Chloe Sevigny’s Dilara Findikouglu Met Gala look, our outfits from our recent show in New York, Sofia Coppola for Augustinus Bader, Sofia’s daughter’s new bop, the demise of The Vampire’s Wife, Miranda July’s new book, our new favorite movie The Idea of You, Baby Reindeer trauma, the...

Today we’re discussing Sex and the City’s most perverted episode La Douleur Exquise, which begins in an S&M-themed restaurant and ends with Carrie and Mr. Big’s second breakup. It’s also the episode where Charlotte gets free designer shoes in exchange for PG foot fetish stuff (goals), Miranda dates a public sex fetishest played by Will Arnett, and Stanford reveals his secret internet sex life. Also discussed: Carrie’s iconic drunk dial, euphemisms involving hay, Samantha’s top energy, “le...

The Met Gala was this week, have you heard? We’ve officially OD’d on florals, but we’re doing our best to process the staggering amount of outfits that we’ve seen. Topics discussed include Galliano domination, merkin erasure, Zendaya’s double whammy, Sean McGirr’s revenge dress, Isabelle Huppert majorness, a rundown of the various designer cliques, our picks for best and worst dressed, and more! Support for today's show comes from Honeylove. Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on...

On the plus side, Rosie O’Donnell is appearing on at least one episode of And Just Like That. On the minus side, your girls forgot to rabbit rabbit this month and are probably doomed. Anyhoo, on today’s cursed episode we discuss a bunch of depraved stuff including Barbra Streisand’s Ozempic controversy, the John Galliano documentary, Milo Yiannopoulos’ iconic resignation from Yeezy, Brandy Melville’s terrible clothing, Shelley Duvall’s NYT profile, and more! West Coast! We're coming to you!...

We're still on tour, so we're unlocking a recent V.I.P. episode for your enjoyment! Today we revisit the sordid tale of the Upper East Side’s kinkiest step-siblings and the poor innocent schoolgirls that they lure into their twisted sex games. Topics discussed include Selma Blair and Sarah Michelle Gellar’s iconic kiss, the astoundingly good soundtrack, the parallels to the 1988 film Dangerous Liaisons, Joshua Jackson’s Less Than Zero-esque twink character, our Lana Del Rey coke spoon...

The time has come. Today we’re discussing one of the greatest Sex and the City episodes of all time: The Post-It Always Sticks Twice. This much-memed season six standout truly has it all: Samantha in head-to-toe House of Field, Smith Jerrod on TRL, Michael Showalter as Berger’s douchey friend, Carrie getting arrested, Miranda’s skinny jeans, Charlotte’s engagement reveal, and so much more. We are on tour! We'll be in New York on April 20th, Washington D.C. on April 21st, Philly on April...

Karma’s a bitch! And so are we. Yes, your girls are back to discuss Jojo Siwa’s controversial rebranding, the overrated eclipse, J.Lo’s bot farm, the terrifying Amy Winehouse biopic, the sad state of Francis Ford Coppola and John Waters latest films, Rihanna’s Interview magazine cover, Laura Dern’s f****d wig on Palm Royale, and more! Come see us on tour! We'll be in Boston on April 18th, New York on April 20th, Washington D.C. on April 21st, Philly on April 22nd, Pittsburgh on April 23rd,...

Giddy up f**kettes! We’re diving into Beyonce’s most high-concept album yet. Is it country? Sort of, but we’re here for the sample of Underworld’s “Born Slippy”. Also discussed: Sex and the City’s shocking arrival on Netflix, Chelsea’s recent excursion to the PornHub awards, Shakira’s piping hot take about Barbie, the new Matrix film, Isabelle Huppert’s controversial performance in Bérénice, Billie Eilish’s divisive style, the historical accuracy of the costumes in Saltburn, gay wedding...

We’re back to discuss some truly shocking fashion news: Dries Van Noten’s retirement, Pierpaolo Piccioli’s departure from Valentino, Alessandro Michele’s return, and Phoebe Philo’s decision to speak to a journalist! We also discuss some new movies: Love Lies Bleeding, Dune 2, and Problemista. Oh, and Euphoria is probably never coming back, R.I.P. Today's episode is sponsored by Quince! Indulge in affordable luxury! Go to Quince.com/Outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day...

All aboard! Today we’re discussing one of Sex and the City’s rare non-New York episodes “The Big Journey”. Topics discussed include Carrie’s sassy bob, Harry’s back hair, Samantha’s fishbone earrings, Anthony’s love of ugly sex, the pioneering internet celebrity Mr. Winkle, SJP’s vanishing mole (R.I.P.), Erewhon dependency, and more! Come see us on tour! We'll be in Boston on April 18th, New York on April 20th, Washington D.C. on April 21st, Philly on April 22nd, Pittsburgh on April 23rd,...

On today’s episode, the ladies reconvene at Lauren’s fire Airbnb to discuss all of the biggest cultural happenings: the Oscars, Carey Mulligan’s incredible outfit, Kate Middleton’s disappearance, Rolling Stone’s Queer Eye expose (Team Bobby!), the feminine urge to buy JVN haircare, Sean McGirr’s universally panned McQueen collection, Chemena Kamali’s much more well-received Chloé debut, women of a certain age on the runway, THAT Kate Moss impersonator, Kristen Stewart’s sartorial pivot, and...

This week, we're unlocking one of our favorite V.I.P episodes. It’s time for part deux of our American Girl in Paris recap! On the series finale, we meet Petrovsky’s enchanting ex Juliet, Anthony coins the term “Chanelo,” Charlotte and Harry get swindled by an opportunistic couple, Samantha and Smith’s sex life grinds to a halt, Miranda gives Ma a sponge bath, Carrie gets slapped (sort of), and Mr. Big returns to the City of Lights to save the day. Oh, and did we mention that his name is...

Today on the pod, things get VERY dark and sinister. Because we watched J.Lo’s This is Me… Now, Where is Wendy Williams?, and The New Look within the span of a single week. Other depressing news includes Claude Montana’s death, The Willy Wonka Experience, Trump’s sneakers, and recent collections from Gucci and Dior. Also discussed: Moschino, Saint Laurent, The Row, Prada, Bottega Veneta and more! 

The ladies are back to break down a very male forward episode from Season Four, Belles of the Balls. As such, they've invited the caption of the Every Outfit Straight Man Auxiliary (and Lauren's fiancé) Paul Glover to help. Topics discussed include: Carrie's tighty-whities, Aidan's DC lore dump, who is the real Willow Summers, Steve's Warped Tour core, the sexism of one Richard Wright, and Paul reads Aidan/Big erotica the ladies wrote many years ago. Today's episode is brought to you by...

On today’s jam-packed episode, we discuss everything that went down at the Super Bowl including Beyonce’s shock announcement, the deceptive Wicked trailer, Taylor Swift’s continued domination and her new album The Tortured Poets Department, the AI-generated ad for Jesus, the confusing Kris Jenner Oreo commercial, and Usher’s bachelorette party-adjacent halftime show. Also discussed: the ethics of bringing straight men into lesbian bars, Feud: Capote vs. the Swans, Chloe Sevigny’s savage read...

On today’s mailbag episode, we answer your burning questions about love, sex, and most importantly: who should play Isabella Blow in a future biopic. Also discussed: the ethics of erotic massage, our favorite expensive candles, Gigi Hadid and Bradley Cooper’s romance, Lauren’s wedding plans, our love for What Not To Wear and Miranda July, how to throw a Sex and the City-themed bachelor party, the most major nepo baby models, Rabbit Rabbit misinformation, and our undying love for Gwenyth Paltrow.