Episodes
Annie and Nick talk trad-wifing, the luxury beauty slow-down, why we love Martha Stewart, and a new, expensive, and frightening Gen-x beauty brand in a Sephora near you. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.eyewitnessbeauty.com/subscribe
Published 11/15/24
Published 11/15/24
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.eyewitnessbeauty.com Rough week for half of America. Annie and Nick discuss coping mechanisms, Martha Stewart, the oily skincare fad of yore, and a posh beauty retailer’s physical future. Plus, some deliciously scented product of the weeks you WON’T want to miss.
Published 11/08/24
To listen to the full episode, head to eyewitnessbeauty.substack.com. As Estée Lauder Companies announces a new CEO, Nick reminisces about his brief stint at the beauty conglomerate. Plus, Annie discusses her many similarities with mom-to-be Gisele Bündchen.
Published 11/01/24
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.eyewitnessbeauty.com As Estée Lauder announces a new CEO, Nick reminisces about his stint at the storied beauty conglomerate. Then, Annie discusses her many parallels to mom-to-be X3, Gisele Bündchen.
Published 11/01/24
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.eyewitnessbeauty.com Nick and Annie are suspicious of a yet-to-launch beauty startup founded by finance bros, which has already raised close to $75 million. Also: the troubling new trend of pet-grooming microwaves, and Nick comes out as a Mark Zuckerberg apologist.
Published 10/25/24
To hear the full episode, subscribe at eyewitnessbeauty.substack.com.  Nick and Annie are suspicious of a yet-to-launch nail startup founded by finance bros, which has already raised almost $40 million from venture capital firms. Also: the troubling new trend of pet-grooming microwaves, and Nick comes out as a Zuck apologist.
Published 10/25/24
To hear the full episode, subscribe at eyewitnessbeauty.substack.com.  Annie and Nick talk first impression's of Victoria's Secret's return to the runway; Walgreen's house brand goes full dupe; and unveil a new weekly segment, Roses & Thorns.
Published 10/18/24
Annie finds time in the midst of an Italian-baby-clothes shopping spree to log on with Nick to talk through the week’s top stories. They answer questions such as, Should We Feel Bad For Bernard Arnault? Did Nick Go To Sleepaway Camp With Céline’s New Artistic Director? And more… This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.eyewitnessbeauty.com/subscribe
Published 10/16/24
Annie and Nick discuss the new Hailey Bieber launches, Naomi Campbell's latest (alleged) humanitarian misstep, and more. Plus, Nick cries real tears thanks to his Product of the Week (the excellent new film GOODRICH). And Substack is launching! Make sure to follow us and receive a free 1-month subscription: eyewitnessbeauty.substack.com. Shop 20% off everything on Moonjuice.com with code EYEWITNESSBEAUTY: http://go.eyewitnessbeauty.com/MJ
Published 10/11/24
Annie finds time in the midst of an Italian-baby-clothes shopping spree to log on with Nick to talk through the week’s top stories. They answer questions such as, Should We Feel Bad For Bernard Arnault? Did Nick Go To Sleepaway Camp With Céline’s New Artistic Director? And more…
Published 10/04/24
Annie and Nick dig into the news of the week, including Youthforia’s product development-slash-DEI hire, Glossier You’s new flanker fragrances, and the Menendez Brothers on Netflix.
Published 09/27/24
Annie and Nick discuss the who, what, when, where, and why of Cassandra Grey's re-acquisition of Violet Grey; the past and future of 'content and commerce,' and more.
Published 09/20/24
Annie and Nick talk going blonde in a crisis, Momtok, Bath & Body Works, and more. Plus, a huge moment for the pod: a brand partnership (and discount code EYEWITNESSBEAUTY) with friend-of-the-pod Amanda Chantal Bacon's MOONJUICE!  Link for 20% off everything on Moonjuice.com: http://go.eyewitnessbeauty.com/MJ
Published 09/14/24
Annie and Nick dig into HBO’s new docuseries Chimp Crazy, Yolanda Hadid’s new personality/identity, and ask the question: was it AI bots…or publicists behind the It Ends With Us Blakedown?
Published 09/06/24
Annie and Nick discuss the week’s top stories, including the launch of a new Bum Bum Cream competitor called…Twerk Créme, and more.
Published 08/23/24
While Nick’s away, Annie’s got the latest(ish) news on the never-ending Blake Lively (Brown?) drama, and has been boots-on-the-ground shopping and showering in Flamingo Estate. Plus, a major turning point for the pod—a day we thought would never come. 
Published 08/16/24
Annie and Nick are still processing Blake Lively’s bathroom decor, plus Charli xcx’s birthday, Pommel Horse Guy, Pole Vault D*ck, and more.
Published 08/09/24
With love in their hearts, Annie and Nick dissect the launch of Blake Lively’s hair care brand, Blake Brown Beauty; plus, more top stories and products of the week.
Published 08/02/24
We’re baaaaack! Annie and Nick make their triumphant return to the pod for … season 4? Topics discussed: Joe Biden in Annie’s backyard, Rare Beauty’s latest launch, docking, soaking, halal brows, and the demise of everyone’s fave MLM-in-sheep’s-clothing, Beautycounter. We missed you!
Published 07/20/24
Youthforia is hiring, should one of us apply? Nick also reminds us who you should ask when seeking fiber advice, and Annie wants Reformation to reform its retail experience. Check out Nick & Annie’s Products of the Week: Metamucil Premium Blend Saatinsight Soft Watery Cream Primer
Published 06/07/24
Annie and Nick welcome back to the pod an all time favorite guest, author Caroline Calloway. She shares the success of her self-published book “Scammer,” how to use anger to overcome one’s creative parasite, and what it takes to survive going viral (in a bad way). For more Caroline Calloway, check out her Website, Instagram & Tik Tok.
Published 05/31/24
Apparently $350k in the first few hours is not impressive if you’re Bella Hadid. Nick also weighs in on age restrictions for beauty products, plus Annie shares her foot look for the summer. Check out Nick & Annie’s Products of the Week: Dieux Skin Air Angel Hydrating Gel Cream OPI Cosmo-Not Tonight Honey! Nail Lacquer Victoria Beckham Bitten Lip Tint
Published 05/24/24
Nick and Annie discuss how Hailey Bieber’s Rhode Beauty may be a victim of its own success. Plus, Kiehl’s is out at Equinox, but the non-vegan OG formula is back at Glossier.
Published 05/17/24
How was your Met Gala? If we’re being honest, it was a sleeper. Annie also shares that she is an equal opportunity flirter, and Nick (hopefully) clears up any remaining Arnault/Pinault confusion. 
Published 05/10/24