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“The only reason I got through the entire show was the promise that it would get better. It did not. If you want to hear Will Patton say “lanky fellow” about 200 times this is the podcast for you. The writing is just that bad. I don’t want to trash on something that so many people like, but I find no redeemable qualities in this podcast. It starts with a love story between two characters that are as dull as dirt. It seems like they add sex to add some dimension to this weak romance but eventually you just end up with some awkward groaning and two characters that are still dull as dirt. The characters are unlikable from the start and when things start going bad you’ll have no connection and no desire for them to survive. To save you some time I’m going to add a short synopsis of the story, so, SPOILER ALERT The love story takes about four episodes with the only scary thing being a nightmare were Ruby, the pale girl (as it is so laboriously repeated), has white hair growing out of her mouth and hands. Walter, the lanky fellow, has some awkward and snobbishly eloquent conversations with Ruby. They have sex. Time skips and they go to her fathers house. Walter snoops a little they have some more sex and Ruby tells the story of an arsonist in the woods and weird fingerprints in her bedroom. They go to bed and a red eyed albino kidnaps them. They are tied up in a cave and she eats weird fruit. She turns into a monster, her dad frees Walter, Walter gets away from a bunch of crab monsters like Ruby, but in the hospital the albino and the crab monsters show up. Walter kills himself so he doesn’t turn into a monster. Yeah, everyone dies and I think most people will be glad this crap fest ends like that.”
Jake1347293839 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/04/19
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“So, I loved this at first. But o had to throw in the towel at the beginning of episode 3. The author chose to give each character a “nickname”. I can only hear “Lanky Fellow, Pale Girl, or Slender Boy” 2000 times before I want to rip my hair out. Many of those scenes consist of 2 people, so a...”Read full review »
Bombgroove via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/13/20
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“the artwork drew me in and the audio keep me here. Listened to all of the episodes back to back, even during a conference call!!!”
porterMary via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/20/18
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“starts out ok but by the end stops making any sense”
shd345 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/22/19
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