Taking it way back with a Tim Burton classic, Edward Scissor Hands. Starring Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder. This proves that white women really WILL try to rescue any. And reminds us that MLM’s are not millennial hell device, they’ve been been around for a long time.  Also, Johnny Depp in leather. With scissor hands. For some f*****g reason.

Rounding off October with this flouncy, early 2000’s number we recap Ella Enchanted. Starring Anne Hathaway, Hugh Fancy, Minnie Driver and Vivica Fox.  It’s fun, it’s medieval, it’s... modern? You’ll see what we mean. Ella is way too smart to have gone 17 years with this curse. We literally spent 3 hours with her curse and came up with like 15 loopholes. But we’ll forgive it, because without it she wouldn’t have got her golden retriever, almost man bun having Prince/King.

In the spirit of spooky season, we recap this fantasy masterpiece starring Hugh Jackman (who Courtney didn’t recognize by face, but by Jawline). There’s a lot going on here and honestly, what’s not to love? You got your monsters, your fairy tales, your religious trauma and your morally corrupt murderous angelic man (maybe still angel?). Plus, there is a man bun. Oh, there’s a plot too. But that’s less important than the man bun tbh.

A recap of purely (pun intended) girly things. Summoning a demon, the mother of demons to be more specific, at an ALT right purity camp. These girls really saw an opportunity to say ’we’re just girls’ and said bet, summoning Lilith and taking vengence. Jahkara Smith, McKaley Miller, Ciara Bravo, Annalisa Cochrane are an absolute delight, while Scott Porter and Jim Klock are... well, there. Mayor Paul (Ginny and Georgia reference) would never do this to us, but Pastor Seth definitely would,...

Oh. My. God. A Sci-Fi movie where no one had to have sex with an alien? We are totally down for this recap starring Matt Damon and Emily Blunt that centers around, wait for it, FATE. We think. Like if we had to name it, we’d name it Fate. This movie is the perfect example of ’if he wanted to, he would.’ Because Matt Damon wanted to, and he did. More than once. And that chemistry? Give it an EGOT.

Gen Z is finally getting their YA movie mania. Or, sorta. They got this one. This singular movie. Starring Joey King, Laverne Cox, Keith Power, Chase Stokes and Brianne Tju, we deep dive into this dystopian hell where you’re insecurities are highlighted. But don’t worry, when you turn 16, before you can drive a car, you get to consent to major plastic surgery and change anything you want about your appearance. Not only do you GET to, you’re required to. The other option is living in the woods...

Starring Ed Norton, Brad Pitt and Helena Bonham Carter we recap this cult classic that starred in the fantasies of teenage boys (and some adult men) for years. We understand that this movie was made for men, by men. And it shows. No follow up questions, blind following into violence, not a secretary or assistant in sight but magically things are getting done. Hell, someone is even filing. This movie is the epitome of a man’s spank bank- beating the shit out of each other instead of going to...

Everyone was talking about this...Tennis movie? Starring Mike Faist, Josh O’Connor and Zendaya. We had to check it out and see what all the rave was about. Tennis, by default, is kind of a boring sport, but we were seated during this recap. SEATED. Tashi, played by Zendaya, is toxic AF here. A true homewrecker of this bromance. A manipulator of men. We ain’t mad about it either. She’s a player playing players.

The YA book to movie adaptation boom wouldn’t have been complete without hot teenage alien chosen ones. This movie goes hard on that trope. We’re left with a lot of lingering questions, but our inner teenagers are satisfied.

These two really did too much. It was 2007, not 1807. They didn’t have to get married cause they fell victim to tequila shots and got pregnant. It was modern times, my loves. Their relationship honestly sounds like the beginning to a bad a joke, but like in a genuinely funny way?  Starring Katherine Heigel, Seth Rogan, Leslie Mann and Paul Rudd this week’s deep dive recaps the 2007 Rom Com, Knocked Up.

The American Hustle recap is a wild ride. Con men, check. Con WOMEN, check. The Mafia, check. The FBI, check. Jeremy Renner, doing everything perfectly, check. We’re not saying we should let the Mafia run the government, but if they wanna build sidewalks and create jobs... maybe let them? Starring Bradly Cooper (with curly, dark hair that just does something to Rose), Christian Bale (sans the chiseled thighs), Amy Adams (sans Princess dress), Jennifer Lawrence (who, in this movie Rose and...

Was it real? Psycho Path or Delusions of Grandeur? Both? This weeks recap takes on the 2000 thriller, American Psycho, starring Christian Bale, William Dafoe and Reese Whiterspoon. After traumatizing ourselves with the weirdest episode of Criminal Minds ever, we’re left with the question of: Who is cleaning up this mess? A man? I think not.

In this recap we deep dive into the based on a true story events of It Could Happen to You, Starring Nicholas Cage and Rosie Perez.  Movie wife is made to be a villain, but her husband DID give away half their lottery earnings to waitress he just met. However movie wife IS kind of a gold digger. But Cop Cage DID get their anniversary wrong... So... Justified?

I get it, you wanna be a cool mom. But when your daughter starts trying to t**t swat Zac Efron away just because he’s her boss, maybe lay down the law. Like knocking, for starters. This recap Courtney and Rose discuss the chemistry between Nicole Kidman and Zac Efron and...Joey King, the unwelcome interloper to their romance.

Imagine having your man’s entire dating history at your finger tip- PRE SOCIAL MEDIA. That’s God tier, my friend. And with great power, comes great responsibility. Stacy (Brittney Murphy), doesn’t have any of that. She gets that power of his Palm Pilot and girl bosses directly into the sun. Stacy abuses her position at work (slay) and dives head first into BF’s dating history and lands in the pile of trash that is Derek (Ron Livingston). However, we support women’s rights and women’s wrongs...

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejui- shut up. Don’t say it girly. Yeah, he’s kinda hot in that dirty way, but he’s gonna ruin your life. He’s gonna try to kill your dad and force you into marriage. Does it sound like a dark romance plot? A little. But trust us, we’re But Scientist and can tell you that with 100% certainty, Emo Michael Keaton isn’t worth it. Stick with the adorable weirdo (Alec Baldwin) and his tiny town replica. But, like, still keep an eye on that. If this recap teaches you...

The many personalities of Glen Powell shine here. He cosplays every intrusive thought he ever had. But Mafia Ken...or Ron? That’s our favorite one. It’s everyone’s favorite. Mafia Ken is mother trucking vibe. A VIBE. Our discussion about Mafia Ken is ALSO a vibe, because we can’t be trusted.

This movie didn’t have to go this hard. But it did. And it did that for US. We can’t get over how we, as a collective society, just got over Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie searching each other for weapons while dancing... IN PUBLIC. People got to see that for free. Nay, people were PAID to watch this happen. There had to of been more than one take. They got see it over and over again. This movie was a gift and we took it for granted. Our recap of Mr. & Mrs. Smith pays homage to this A+ we...

Thirty, flirty and fabulous. It only works with thirty. And Mark Ruffalo. And Jennifer Garner. Sprinkle some magic pixie dust (glitter, it’s just glitter) and time travel with us.

It’s every teenage girl’s dream. Being sent to a reform school that is actually a front for a religious YA fan fiction novel to play out. With two super hot angels fighting over you. One even brings you COFFEE. And YOU have secrets you don’t even know about. It’s giving perfect senior year.

Is she the villain? Is HE the villain? Its the age old debate with this cult classic. We go through all 500 Days of Summer with Tom and offer a new option... Is there even a villain?

Imagine, you’re a 40 year old divorcee with a teenage daughter. Your ex-husband nails on parenting time on your BIRTHDAY WEEKEND. Your life is over. WRONG. Because you’re Anne Hathaway. You’re gonna go to Coachella, meet a pop star, then tour with him around Europe all summer and see what them hands do.

This week we take on this based on true events movie starring Ryan Gosling and Kirsten Dunst. They may have changed his name, but they couldn’t change the creep factor or his implied guilt of at least 2 murders (and accessory to another). While well never know exactly what happened to his wife, he do know he had a wall of windows. And that speaks for itself.

What kind of messy intrigue are you involved with? The answer for our teenage assassin is, well...a lot. Anything she can find honestly. Even after adamantly stating she will not get involved. All while navigating a love triangle between her guard and the prince. Ladies and Gents, it’s time for Courtney to introduce Rose to the cult she’s been begging for by dragging her further into the SJM universe.