Episodes
Published 03/14/22
Licorice Pizza & Adventureland: Summer jobs are made complicated by relationships the audience is expected to root for, but absolutely should not.
Published 03/14/22
Groundhog Day & Before I Fall: Assholes stuck in a time loop perfect how to seduce someone in one day.
Published 02/14/22
Never Rarely Sometimes Always & Unpregnant: Teens go on secret road trips out of state in order to get an abortion when their state legislature screws them over.
Published 01/31/22
Eyes Wide Shut & Starry Eyes: After stumbling onto sex cults of the elite, people trying to "make it" will do anything to join said cult.
Published 01/17/22
Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf & The Boys in the Band: Dinner parties held by the worst people go awry when the wrong bits get committed to.
Published 12/06/21
Slumdog Millionaire & St Trinian's: A quiz show occurs as a side plot to a bit of illegal activity and a bit of destiny.
Published 11/22/21
Us and Replicas: Two films where clones should be the villain, but the real villain is (yet again) the government.
Published 11/08/21
Alien and Forbidden World: A group of coworkers unsuccessfully try to stop an alien from making them even more short-staffed.
Published 10/11/21
I, Tonya and Ice Princess: Young skaters with strained relationships with their mothers pursue their figure skating dreams and meet their boyfriends at the rink.
Published 09/27/21
Bicycle Theives and Premium Rush: Two men who rely on a bike for their job become threats to society in order to accomplish a task.
Published 09/13/21
Doctor Who, BoJack Horseman, Futurama, and The Simpsons: No matter which television universe he's found in, Nixon manages to make both enemies and frenemies with ease.
Published 08/30/21
Frost/Nixon and Elvis & Nixon: Celebrities interview Richard Nixon and attempt to give him seemingly bizarre presents.
Published 08/16/21
All the President's Men and Dick: Two equally plausible portrayals of how Woodward and Bernstein, through the help of Deep Throat, take down Nixon.
Published 08/02/21
Dr. Strangelove and This is the End: A group of coworkers prepare for the end of the world
Published 07/23/21
Little Miss Sunshine and Dumplin': Two girls who do not meet the standard for a typical beauty queen enter a competiton but are disqualified during their talent portion.
Published 07/05/21
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood and The Haunting of Sharon Tate: Filmmakers exploit Sharon Tate with a fictionalized retelling of her death.
Published 06/21/21
When Harry Met Sally... and Always Be My Maybe: Men and Women can never be "just friends", especially when there's explicit romantic tension from the onset.
Published 06/07/21
Phantom Thread and Fifty Shades Freed: Somehow two extremely toxic couples stay together, accompanied by some light, unsuccessful murder.
Published 05/24/21
Jaws and Sharknado: We're going to need bigger modes of transportation in these movies where humanity is yet again the true villain.
Published 05/10/21
Nomadland and The Lady in the Van: Semi true stories tell the life of women living in their vans.
Published 04/26/21
Promising Young Woman and Jennifer's Body: Trauma is complicated but putting men in their place is not.
Published 04/12/21
Big and 13 Going on 30: Adults fall in love with 13-year-olds and for some reason, it's supposed to be heartwarming.
Published 03/29/21
Harold and Maude and Charlie Bartlett: Cat Stevens plays a central role in these films about troubled teenage boys who visit psychiatrists and then use a romantic relationship to avoid their own issues.
Published 03/15/21
Ladybird and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen: Compulsive liars enter the greater New York City area rebranded with new names and newfound respect for their parents.
Published 03/01/21