Episodes
It's time for...TV Roast? The ladies mix it up this week as they discuss the best television of 2017, from the final season of "Girls" to "The Handmaid's Tale." Netflix originals, Hulu gems, and one insane show about Scientology are up for discussion. Also, Julia discovers just how much HBO she watches.
Don't change the channel - it's time for Film Roast!
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Published 11/23/17
In this episode of Coffee Corner, Julia and Hannah hash out all their many feelings about Disney's newest remake, The Lion King.
And with the cast announced last week, there's a lot of feelings to be had. The girls also discuss People Magazine's newest "Sexiest Man Alive," who isn't. Also, some news about Pixar's Incredibles 2!
Don't let Beyonce out of her cage - it's time for Film Roast!
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Published 11/15/17
Hannah and Julia talk about the movie couples they cannot stand. This volume includes a load of complaints about beloved movie characters like Billy from Scream, Batman, and even Mr. Big from Sex and the City. The ladies dive into movie news about the success of Marvel's most recent blockbuster "Thor: Ragnarok" and the upcoming Netflix series "Dark". Hannah shares her issues with the upcoming Netflix subscription price hike and both ladies give rants in some very familiar voices.
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Published 11/11/17
In honor of Halloween, Julia and Hannah watched The Exorcist for the first time and BOY WAS IT A LOT TO DEAL WITH. In this Mini Movie Moments episode, the ladies discuss their feelings about this 1973 classic. What did they love? What did they hate? What has been burned in their brains forever that they wish they could just forget but can’t and will probably need some type of therapy over? Hide the pea soup – it’s time for Film Roast!
Published 11/03/17
Totally tubular, man! Stranger Things Season 2 is officially out and J & H are officially here to discuss all things strange in this week’s Coffee Corner! What was the best part of Season 2? Did it live up to the hype? What was totally unnecessary (ahem, Max)? How does it compare to Season 1? And can we all just talk about how amazing Sean Astin (aka, the real MVP of ANYTHING) is? Get ready to bust out your best Hopper dance moves – it’s time for Film Roast!
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Published 11/03/17
We recorded this in the morning so we’re actually drinking coffee, which is a big deal. In this episode of Coffee Corner, we discuss our feelings about the new Netflix series Mindhunter in all its true crime goodness/horribleness. And in honor of the spookiest time of the year, we discuss some of our fave Halloween traditions and best costumes of all time (including some fake chest hair). Plus! Don’t forget to tune into Facebook on Oct. 29th at 6 PM PST as we livestream our reactions to...
Published 10/27/17
Happy Halloween from your favorite over-caffeinated co-hosts – it’s the Best Horror Movies of the Last Five Years episode! We’re talking 2012 until now, y’all, and boy has it been a stellar five years for horror! Hannah and Julia discuss the movies they think stand out, including some indie and retro scares, a surprising sleeper hit, two blockbusters, a film that brilliantly made fun of horror movies, and one that features what may be the most annoying child of all time, ever (again! We love...
Published 10/20/17
**Warning: This conversation includes the topic of sexual assault. While we do not go into details about any of these assaults, listener discretion is advised**
This week, Hannah and Julia cover a sensitive subject about the ongoing allegations against movie mogul Harvey Weinstein. Both ladies will share their thoughts and sympathize with the victims of the tragedy. They'll speak about their thoughts on Hollywood, sexual harassment, and much more. But first, they share their caffeinated...
Published 10/13/17
Julia and Hannah are back with another edition of Mini Movie Moments! Hear their thoughts on the latest installment of Kingsman and see if they enjoyed it or did not (spoiler: they did not). Don't miss the first few minutes where they share the plot, part of the trailer, and their non-spoiler thoughts on the film. Then, jump into the spoiler section where Julia gives high praise to one particular character and where Hannah hates on an entire group of characters. You won't want to miss...
Published 10/13/17
We’re taking a different approach to our usual Coffee Corners and instead using this episode to focus on the Las Vegas tragedy this week. We will be sharing our thoughts and heartache about the event, so please use discretion in listening as we will discuss (though not in depth) details of the shooting.
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Published 10/05/17
We’re ready for your Twitter rage – it’s the Movies Everyone Loves But We Hate episode! Why are there certain movies everyone seem to enjoy but are really just the worst, or just sort of “meh”? Julia and Hannah dissect some iconic classics, including a Pixar favorite, an infamous James Cameron film, and every teenage girl’s favorite chick flick ever. Plus, buckle up for what may be one of Julia’s most passionate rants ever about a certain 1971 romantic comedy. Really, just, why? Also, we...
Published 10/03/17
Oy freaking vey, y’all. Hannah and Julia bring you another Mini Movie Moments, this time about the artistic atrocity or gem (depending who you ask) that is Darren Aronofsky’s latest film. mother! stars Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem as a man and wife living a tranquil existence in a remote house until their worlds are turned upside down by the arrival of two strangers, played by Michelle Pfeiffer and Ed Harris. Since its release, mother! has polarized audiences and critics alike, who...
Published 09/21/17
The ladies once again indulge in their favorite little segment, Coffee Corner! This week Hannah and Julia discuss the big wins, strange moments, and favorite stars from the 69th Emmy Awards! With a number of amazing television shows up for awards this year (including favorites like Stranger Things, Big Little Lies, and Master of None), it was easy to root for all the winners. The ladies recap political jabs, historic wins (go Lena Waithe!), the scientologist (and actress) Elizabeth Moss, and...
Published 09/21/17
In this Coffee Corner segment, Julia and Hannah go over some major iconic movies that they have never seen just to further prove exactly how unqualified they are for this podcast, including Die Hard (like, seriously, Die Hard? What is Hannah even doing with her life?). The ladies also discuss the latest antics from J-Law, who apparently went on a minor rampage against a fan and we’re like just, why?
Get ready to judge us too hard – it’s time for Coffee Corner!
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Published 09/19/17
Julia and Hannah are back at with a brand spankin’ new discussion all about the long awaited re-make of Stephen King’s IT. As usual, the ladies will start off with non-spoiler thoughts on the film then jump into some details and spoilers, but don’t worry – we’ll give you notice! Julia will talk all about her love for the child actors in this film and her affection for Bill Skarsgård. They’ll both chat about why they thought the marketing for this film was on point and Hannah will mention some...
Published 09/13/17
This week is all about the best couples around! Come hang out as the Film Roast duo talks about some of their favorite movie couples. Hear Julia stick to the classics and talk all about why she loves Jack and Rose. Listen to Hannah talk about Love and Basketball and discover that Julia has no idea Hannah played college basketball. Julia finds out she has a love for stories in far away places including but not limited to the jungle and oceans! Hannah will explain how Judd Apatow’s movies tug...
Published 09/08/17
This week in Coffee Corner, Hannah and Julia talk about the clown takeover that is happening right now in pop culture! The two touch on the long awaited premiere of the new “IT” featuring Bill Skarsgård as Pennywise and their expectations for the movie. The ladies will also dive into a conversation about irrational fears, devils on the beach, shadow people, and losing their dog to the next Zodiac killer?
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Published 09/07/17
What’s that behind you on the stairs? A stringy-haired demon? A weirdly resilient orc thing? Definitely not Hannah’s boyfriend? It’s the Terrifying Creatures Episode, brought to you by your favorite over-caffeinated co-hosts!
This week, Julia and Hannah sort through their worst memories of movie creatures that totally scare the bejeezus out of them. Get excited (nervous?) to discuss the mystifying anatomy of a Tim Burton (of course) villain, two movies that ruined the woods for Julia (one...
Published 09/01/17
Hannah is back with special guests Tawny and Steven to wrap up their lists of favorite coming-of-age films. Steven will talk about Good Will Hunting and the trio will discuss the profound effect Robin Williams had on their adolescence while Tawny throws in a killer Boston accent. Tawny will explain how Princess and the Frog is a mirror to her own life and how she was sobbing in the movie theater. Hannah will talk all about Clueless and how Paul Rudd somehow never ages. Then, the group will...
Published 08/27/17
While Julia is away celebrating our sixth month podcast anniversary, Hannah welcomes some special guests to chat about their favorite coming of age films. Tawny Platis from the Dirty Bits Podcast and Steven Pappas from the Is This Adulting? and Meddling Kids podcasts joins the Film Roast team.
They discuss a great deal about fighting with spouses and how that’s portrayed in TV and film. They also discuss plenty of unpopular film opinions including a bombshell dropped by Tawny. Then,...
Published 08/27/17
You came back for part two? You must really really like us or you’re not sure what is happening. If you haven’t listened to part one of this episode, please head back and do so. You’ll be able to hear all of our previous picks, a coffee corner all about Game of Thrones, and some jolly good fun. This is the second section of the episode where Hannah and Julia talk all about movies that they saw once and never want/need to see again. Follow along as Julia discusses even more movies that make...
Published 08/20/17
Julia and Hannah are back and this time they are talking all about films that they will never see again. Hannah will discuss the way The Devil’s Rejects grossed her out and how Sean Penn is great in film, but possibly a strange dude in real life. Julia will mention her hatred for District 9 and chat all about why she cannot stand The Hills Have Eyes. The ladies will also discuss the most recent episode of Game of Thrones with massive spoilers, so please pay attention to the time stamps below...
Published 08/20/17
In this segment of Mini Movie Moments, Hannah and Julia tackle the latest film in The Conjuring universe. The ladies discuss their thoughts, both non spoiler and spoiler, on Annabelle: Creation. In this film, we are shown how the terrifying doll came to be and what happened to the family that made her. You get lots of jump scares, plenty of great child actors, and those classic James Wan thrills. Julia shares her thoughts on the scene in the barn and Hannah talks about why she can’t stand...
Published 08/12/17
After what felt like YEARS apart after Julia’s vacation (okay, it was just a few weeks), the ladies are back together again to talk favorite movie pets! From CGI pets to live-action pets, from monkey street rats with tiny vests to Russian bats, and from friendly overweight dogs to foxes with weird names, they’re shouting out their faves! Julia and Hannah also introduce a new segment that they haven’t quite figured out a name for but is still very fun, and recap some awesome podcasts they...
Published 08/12/17
If you didn’t get enough fun facts about our parents last episode, you’re in for a treat! Hannah and Julia are back with more fun facts about their parents as they answer some of their toughest questions. In this episode, you’ll discover how much Julia hates animals with clothes. You’ll discover why Hannah cannot stand the film A Christmas Carol. You’ll get to hear all about some upcoming Disney projects in the movie news segment.
It’s a whole lot of action and family bonding, so grab your...
Published 08/04/17