Episodes
Hannah is joined by special guests: her sister Lindsay and her mother Beth to discuss Melissa McCarthy's latest comedy LIFE OF THE PARTY. Hear all about why Lindsay loves going to the movies, Beth's favorite line from the film, and whether or not the ladies think they could direct a film with their own significant other. It's a special Mother's Day edition, so listen up if you're down to clown -- It's time for Film Roast! If you like what you hear, consider supporting our Patreon page!...
Published 05/17/18
Explosions, infinity stones, and a whole lot of actors! Hannah and Julia discuss the long awaited AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR in the latest Mini Movie Moments. Julia will discuss her feelings about Captain America while Hannah questions Thanos and his face shape. Is Drax a comedic genius? Do Thanos' henchmen serve any purpose in the film whatsoever?  Grab every actor in the history of the MCU -- It's time for Film Roast! Today's episode features a promo for the lovely gals of Wine &...
Published 05/11/18
A Coffee Corner? What wonderful throwback is this? H&J cover the first episode of THE HANDMAID'S TALE Season 2 (which means spoilers galore!). And holy crap, ya'll, this season is off to a crazy start. Does Serena Joy have impeccable eyebrows? How long can OfClifford lift a rock above her head? Blessed be the fruit - it's time for Film Roast! If you like what you hear, consider supporting our Patreon page! Please check us out and learn how you can access awesome rewards and...
Published 05/03/18
Close the blinds and lock the doors - it's the Real True Crimes episode with special guest Roseanne from the Killafornia Dreaming podcast! This week, Hannah, Julia, and Roseanne discuss their favorite movies based on real true crimes. Julia dives into an overlooked film starring Tom Hardy, plus *two* films starring Leonardo DiCaprio! Hannah scars us all for life with her pick of a movie based on serial killer Ed Gein, plus some less scary picks based on more recent events. Let the criminal...
Published 04/26/18
It's our first ever true crime episode as H&J are joined by the Melissa and Mandy from the Moms & Murder Podcast to talk about favorite true crime documentaries. Hannah talks about her fear of being wrongfully convicted while Julia explains the media sensation over Steven Avery and his case. The Moms will share some of their favorite documentaries and make a stunning realization about a particular last name. Back away from the owls, don't ever go to the bathroom with a hot mic, and...
Published 04/18/18
Shut up already because the ladies are talking about their latest horror fave, A QUIET PLACE! Starring real-life husband and wife John Krasinski and Emily Blunt, A QUIET PLACE is basically a lesson in how not to eat popcorn in a silent movie theater. But how does it measure up as the latest Hollywood horror blockbuster? The ladies will give you all their non-spoiler thoughts before they dive into spoilers, including the discussion of that *very* stressful pregnancy scenario. Seriously, can...
Published 04/11/18
Holy pop culture, Batman! Hannah and Julia discuss the sensory and pop culture overload that is Steven Spielberg's READY PLAYER ONE. What did the ladies think of this CGI fest? Was a Beetlejuice avatar really necessary? Is Parzival a major clinger? And what Stanley Kubrick reference was the epitome of this movie? Get ready for some rants (both good and bad!) - it's time for Film Roast! If you like what you hear, consider supporting our Patreon page! Please check us out and learn how you...
Published 04/06/18
Film Roast introduces Boozy Movies! Boozy Movies is basically Film Roast except with a few drinks involved (shots?). And in this episode, Hannah and Julia catch up on a brand new horror trailer, and a brand new horror game. But here's the catch: Boozy Movies will *only* be available to our Patreon contributors! However, because we love you so much, we wanted to offer everyone a chance to hear our very first Boozy Movies episode right here on our regular feed! Pretty cool, huh? Grab your...
Published 03/29/18
This is one Doogal that can't be undid, homeskillet. In this episode, Hannah and Julia go on some major rants about the worst animated movies they have ever seen, including a beloved Disney film, a story about Christopher Columbus, a horrifying CGI nightmare, and more. And in a triumphant turn of events, the ladies find a mutual hatred of one 1998 film that apparently everyone else really likes. Plus, a brand new movie game! We're ready for your angry tweets - it's time for Film...
Published 03/22/18
The ladies bring Wakanda to your ears in their review of Marvel's BLACK PANTHER. Starring Chadwick Boseman, Michael B. Jordan, Lupita Nyong'o, and Danai Gurira, BLACK PANTHER is the latest (and greatest?) film in the Marvel franchise. Was the best part Michael B. Jordan's abs? Or Chadwick Boseman's abs? Or Winston Duke's abs?! So many abs, you guys. Also, you know, action. Not to mention a major cultural win for like, all of Hollywood and the world. Get ready to bite through your retainer...
Published 03/17/18
Here to present the Oscar 2018 recap, one-time award losers Hannah and Julia! The ladies relive the glory that is the Oscars, discussing their favorite and least favorite moments, favorite winners, and one very big mystery: who (or what) was SHAPE OF WATER star Doug Jones disguised as? Plus, a special shout-out to the winner of our Oscar Ballot Predictions! Fire up those hot dog launchers - it's time for Film Roast! If you like what you hear, consider supporting our Patreon page! Please...
Published 03/09/18
Step into The Shimmer with Julia and Hannah as they unpack the weirdness/creepiness/bear-ness of ANNIHILATION, the sci-fi horror starring Natalie Portman. The ladies dive into their non-spoiler thoughts first and then get into all the crazy details of Alex Garland's latest directorial effort. If you like what you hear, consider supporting our Patreon page! Please check us out and learn how you can access awesome rewards and hilarious behind-the-scenes content. Check it out...
Published 03/02/18
Pop some champagne and reminisce about the good times - it's the One Year Anniversary of Film Roast! To mark this special occasion, Hannah and Julia mix it up this week and pick three movie characters most like the other person. Also, a brand new movie game that celebrates a year of amazing Film Roast one-liners! Thank you for joining us for the past 365 days - it's time for Film Roast! We also just launched a Patreon page! Please check us out and learn how you can access awesome...
Published 02/22/18
No, it's not Lady Bird Johnson. In this episode of Mini Movie Moments, Julia and Hannah share their thoughts on the coming-of-age movie, LADY BIRD. Directed by Greta Gerwig and starring Saoirse Ronan, LADY BIRD has been nominated for five Oscars and gotten rave reviews from critics and viewers. But does it live up to the hype? And how does it compare to other female coming-of-age films? Break out the Catholic wafers - it's time for Film Roast! WE HAVE MERCH! Check out the Orbital Jigsaw...
Published 02/15/18
In the latest edition of Mini Movie Moments, Julia and Hannah dive into a discussion on Guillermo del Toro's THE SHAPE OF WATER. Hear Julia's amazement of Doug Jones and Hannah's confusion about the low security in a government lab. The ladies also decide if the film is worthy of its 13 Oscar nominations including Best Director, Best Production Design, and Best Picture.  Keep those hard boiled eggs close - It's time for Film Roast! WE HAVE MERCH! Check out the Orbital Jigsaw store...
Published 02/08/18
Who knew blind hermits could be so dang sexy - it's the Favorite Non-Disney Animated Movies episode! This week Julia and Hannah each discuss their four favorite animated films from Dreamworks, Warner Bros., the weirdo Don Bluth, and more. Plus, the ladies play a brand new, very revealing game that people may judge them for - yay! Watch out for raining meatballs - it's time for Film Roast! WE HAVE MERCH! Check out the Orbital Jigsaw store (https://www.orbitaljigsaw.com/store) to get...
Published 02/02/18
While Julia is recovering from the flu, Hannah is joined by special guest Josh Hallmark (Karen & Ellen Letters, Our Americana, PLAYLIST podcast) to discuss the Oscar nominated I, TONYA starring Margot Robbie, Sebastian Stan, and Allison Janney. Join the duo as they discuss what they loved about the film and what they needed more of. Josh pitches a new career path to Tanya Harding and Hannah asks everyone to rate the film out of "ten Allison Janney shoulder parrots." Grab your skates...
Published 01/27/18
Look out, world – it’s the Favorite Rising Stars episode! Julia and Hannah mix it up this week and discuss their favorite up and coming actors and actresses. These are the actors or actresses we love to watch, who are super talented, and who we’re totally rooting for to get their star on the Walk of Fame. Also, the ladies play a brand new game where they cast the It (2017) sequel, which turned out to be, like, really difficult. Plus, Julia graces us with her first mild spoiler of 2018 with a...
Published 01/19/18
Julia and Hannah take on the latest Star Wars installment in this episode of Mini Movie Moments. Did they like it? Let's put it this way: Is the name "Snoke" threatening? Didn't think so. Come for the floating Leia, stay for some amazing Porg trivia. Punch it, Chewie - it's time for Film Roast! WE HAVE MERCH! Check out the Orbital Jigsaw store (https://www.orbitaljigsaw.com/store) to get tshirts & hoodies, mugs & stickers, and much more! Come and connect with us! Facebook...
Published 01/11/18
Happy New Year! In the the first Coffee Corner of 2018, Julia and Hannah get real excited about the best upcoming movies of this year, including two new Marvel flicks, highly-anticipated sequels, horror spin-offs, and more! Also, a surprise celebrity appearance. And no, it's not Dame Judi Dench. WE HAVE MERCH! Check out the Orbital Jigsaw store (https://www.orbitaljigsaw.com/store) to get tshirts & hoodies, mugs & stickers, and much more! Come and connect with us! Facebook...
Published 01/05/18
What a year it has been! Julia and Hannah recap some of their favorite and not-so-favorite films of 2017, best acting performances, action sequences and more! Plus, Hannah introduces Julia to a brand new game called "Roasties or Boasties". Join them as they realize they've only really seen about 25 movies this year and enjoy their discussions on films that they loved. Julia will share her continued appreciation for Bill Skarsgård while Hannah reveals the scene she loves most in Baby Driver....
Published 12/29/17
Chris Hemsworth's hair, the Immigrant Song, and Hannah's depleted brain functions are just a few gems of this Mini Movie Moments review of Thor Ragnarok! Is this movie as amazing as Jeff Goldblum's electric blue nails? Probably not, because nothing is amazing as that. WE HAVE MERCH! Check out the Orbital Jigsaw store (https://www.orbitaljigsaw.com/store) to get t-shirts & hoodies, mugs & stickers, and much more! Come and connect with us! Facebook Discussion...
Published 12/21/17
Julia and Hannah discuss the nominees for the 2018 Golden Globe Awards, including who totally deserved it, who (maybe?) deserved it, and who was snubbed. Oh, and the trash pile that is Baby Boss getting nominated for Best Animated Picture. Seriously? WE HAVE MERCH! Check out the Orbital Jigsaw store (https://www.orbitaljigsaw.com/store) to get tshirts & hoodies, mugs & stickers, and much more! Come and connect with us! Facebook Discussion...
Published 12/15/17
Is that mistletoe or just Judy? It's the Best Holiday Couples episode! This week, Hannah and Julia discuss their favorite couples from holiday movies, including Love Actually, The Holiday, White Christmas, and more! Plus, a seriously cool announcement. Good for you, Jack Black - it's time for Film Roast! You can vote for Film Roast and many other awesome podcasts for the Discover Pod Awards here: http://bit.ly/2zJ3HRa WE HAVE MERCH! Check out the Orbital Jigsaw store...
Published 12/08/17
Pixar, you sneaky devil. The animation geniuses are back at it again with another tear-jerker, this time in the form of Coco, which H & J both agree is absolutely amazing. In this episode, the ladies discuss what made Coco so damn good, throw in some behind-the-scenes trivia, and talk about that stupid Frozen short. It's the brown water sing-along show - oh, wait, it's Film Roast.  WE HAVE MERCH! Check out the Orbital Jigsaw store (https://www.orbitaljigsaw.com/store) to get tshirts...
Published 11/30/17