It’s November 6th, the day after the election. A lot of big feelings going on. And while Gaytriarchs is meant to make you dumber and shallower, we thought that we might add our unsolicited 2 cents to the miasma of emotion…but with a specialist. Our last minute guest, Dale Daley, a psychologist, chats with us briefly about some coping skills for both ourselves and how to chat with our kids about what happened, and how we're feeling.Take care of yourself. Talk with your kids. Raise activists to...

This week, we discuss the Tooth Fairy rates (in this economy!?), Gavin needs affirmation, David (barely) runs for the school board, we have another "what would you do?," we rank the top 3 best TV parents, and this week we are joined by comedian and fellow ginger Kurt Braunohler who walks us through his career, how it's changed since getting married and having kids, and why his kids also won't put on their shoes.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or y...

This week, David is another year younger, we decide who is who in Modern Family, we reveal our family Halloween costumes, we rank the top 3 gifts for kids you don't know, and this week we are joined by therapist Jamie Boulding-Bridges who talks with us about his practice specializing in tough topics like like infidelity, ethical non-monogamy, and fertility challenges, we chat about what being Maltese means, and tackle the toughest challenge of his career: what's wrong with Gavin.Questions? Co...

This week, we bring you a special interview David & Gavin did for the KNON Lambda Weekly radio show hosted by David Taffet and Lerone Landis. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcastThe Latin MinuteThe Latin Minute is your new favorite bilingual comedy podcast. Latinos living in SW FlListen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Brilliant Beaver Guidebook - Audio VersionEngage kids aged 6-9 with fun, screen-free...

This week, Gavin gains another ring around his trunk, David goes apple picking, our popular "What would you do?" is back, we rank the top 3 non-Disney animated movies, and this week we are joined by nanny and musical theatre tenor Sean Patrick Murtagh who tells us the story of how he got into nanny'ing, why it didn't make him want to have kids, and what it's like to take care of OPK's in NYC.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywher...

We're back with our first bi-episode, and man, ya'll are MAD. This week we check in after the first few weeks of school, David reads aloud from a classic children's book, Gavin reads only good headlines in the news, we rank the top 3 movies starring lesbians, and this week we are burdened with our guest Eric Petersen, who has done it all; TV, movies, Broadway, and more importantly, tread the boards with David. We talk Broadway mishaps, having a kid on the road, and why David and Eric should h...

This week, Gavin and David and going bi, we try and figure out how to talk about 9/11 to your kids, we debrief about our first week in school, Gavin depresses us with more companies bowing down to anti-DEI pressure, we rate the top 3 things that keep us up at night, and David isn't the only bear in the woods as he goes gay camping. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David's Mom is vibes, Gavin buys his daughter's love, it's a last week of daycare and a first week of middle school, we rank the top 3 most satisfying sounds, and this week we are joined by geolocater and TikTok megaladon Jose Monkey who talks to us about online security for parents, why Tom Lennon called one of his videos "the funniest thing he's ever seen," and David admits that he has a major crush on Jose Monkey's alter ego, Chad.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to ...

This week, we learn lessons in parenting from the democratic national convention, David sees a nipple on an airplane, and so does his 5 year old, we try and figure out if they're gay dads or just waiting for their wives, and this week we are joined by acclaimed interior designer (and multi-hyphenate of many artistic abilities) Michael Angelo Stuno to chat with us about dealing with teenagers, his experience with the foster to adopt system, and that no, he's not a crime-fighting ninja turtle.Q...

This week, we can't believe it but Gavin met our listener, we can believe that David rants about the cost of birthday parties, we try and figure out how to travel with kids better, we rank the top 3 ways we are MAGA, and this week we are joined by writer, Mom, and baker Joanne Spataro who talks to us about being a gay Mom, what it was like creating a family with a trans wife, and how she became BFF's with Whoopi Goldberg.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail...

This week we are doing our special Back to School episode where we offer you no useful information whatsoever and waste and hour of your precious time! This week, we dive into what David expects for his kids first year in kindergarten, Gavin asks David the tough questions like "what's for lunch?," we are joined by former guests who offer their #1 back to school hacks, and this week we are joined by school teacher and Broadway Buff Alison Friedman who educates us on how to be good to your teac...

In honor of the Olympic closing ceremonies today, we are breaking with tradition and bringing you a special short episode, all about dicks in the news!Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, Gavin is in charge of the show, so we jump right into political b******t, a Catholic priest sues Grindr, Tim Walz is awesome, we rank the top 3 things to do by yourself, and this week we are joined by writer, blogger, queer mom, and pop culture junkie Sa'iyda Shabazz, who talks to us about mommy blogs, geeks out about the Olympics, and tells us what it takes to feed a 10 year old boy.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anyw...

This week, David reads a text message from his babysitter, Cocomelon is putting us through it, a Facebook post goes the way it was supposed to, and this week we are joined by Gays with Kids founder Brian Rosenberg who chats with us about being an HIV+ parent, why he started the Gays with Kids Academy, and how not to change a diaper on an airplane.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, we celebrate a life, David meets our listener, we rank the top 3 things we get irrationally mad about, and we are joined by doctor, husband, father, and possible centaur Dr. Elliot Justin where we discuss his new FirmTech cock ring (we swear it's medical), growing up in NYC in the 70's, and why having lots of sex is good for your health at any age.https://myfirmtech.com/gaytriarchspodcastQuestions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us ...

This week, David gets punched in the balls, we talk about being a "no stroller family," we realize that being the favorite parent sucks, and this week we are joined by Dad and sexual medicine expert Dr. Judson Brandeis, who talks to us about his new technology to make your dick bigger (which David and Gavin DEFINITELY DON'T NEED,) and we also chat about how to talk to your kids about their bodies in a healthy way.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or...

This week, when they go low, we put PlayDoh in our penis, Gavin is entitled, we discuss whether to reveal who is the biological parent, we rank our top 3 hypocrisies, and this week we are joined by journalist and progressive, transgressive, aggressive, and obsessive mom Elisha Dacey who talks to us about parenting a queer kid, being "visibly straight," and what Canadians really think about what's going on down south.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected],...

This week, David breaks new ground with his annoyance at iPads, Gavin enjoys classic theatre and forces it on his kid, we rank the top 3 careers you don't want your kids to have, and we are joined this week by Emmy-nominated and shirtless-journalist Spencer Macnaughton, who schools us in the way only a Canadian can, as we chat about media, his quest for childhood media literacy, and why he is starting his own company, Uncloseted Media. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to Gaytriarc...

This week, we mill Fathers' Day, David is a human sheild, for the musical theatre girls we rank our top 3 endings to Act 1, and this week we are joined by Salt Lake City Gay Dad columnist Christopher Katis who talks about us about his mission West, his Greek heritage, why his kids are still sleeping at 10:30am, and why Utah has so damned many gay dads.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

Episode 69! We celebrate by reviewing our year of lasts, David has lots of unique and exciting things to say like "pilots are hot," we rank the top 3 big things, and this week we are joined by actor, writer, producer, and gay dad David Marshall Grant who takes us through his journey in Hollywood as well as in parenting.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcastYour Most Interesting StoryEveryone has at least one ...

This week, we are disappointed in the uniqueness of our kids names, Gavin's daughter doesn't want to hug him, David goes to Kindergarten, we rank the top 3 tiny things, and this week we are joined by filmmakers and fellow gay dads Andy and Danny Vallentine who join us to talk about their new movie, The Mattachine Family, as well as flying to Ireland with a 2-year-old, having a newborn while you make your first feature film, and what happened during "the pasta incident." Questions? Comme...

This week, Gavin's kid isn't leading the pack, David's kids need trash on the table to eat, we rank the top 3 generational traumas we want our kids to experience, and we are joined by actor, writer, and founder of “Meditation for Assholes" Jason Daley Kennedy who talks to us about his 3 kids, how get got into wellness, and sets David straight as to which a*****e he was writing about.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @Gaytri...

This week Gavin is gay for flowers, David apologizes to our listener, we rank the top 3 things that were true when we were kids that are no longer true, and this week our extra special guest judge is author and GILF Kevin O'Connor, who talks to us about growing up in a funeral home, what being straight in San Francisco in the 80's was like, and why he thinks parenting is like "poopy balloons." Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywh...