Episodes
What do you love about Rachel, Poptarts? Find out what we think, while we over-discuss:
Okay places to put eggs
Messing with people at work
Well-written women
Great pairings
Songs for all types of gloomy
How liability insurance works
Mischaracterizing Boo Radley
Overcompensating Emily and Lorelai's lack of chill
Not-so-self-reflective parenting
Potting shed thoughts
Rachel's inappropriate request
Spontaneous sex with not Luke
Speculation about a stable future for...
Published 02/15/24
All Hail Gran! This week we bring you a butt-heavy episode, while we over-discuss:
Butt doubles v. butt models
Being related to God
The Gilmore's floral budget
Gran inconsistencies
Horrible, lovable Gran
Stupid naked angel butts in real life
High school hats
Used items
A proper, polite generational “mom”
Zingers from Gran
Trust fund thoughts
Emily doesn't actually say what's wrong
Being philosophical about flowers aka reclaiming the carnation
The actual use of...
Published 02/08/24
We might be Gilmore Girls experts, but we're Facebook idiots, Poptarts. This week, we over-discuss:
First memorable-ish breakups
The general life posture of wallowing
A righteous babe that doesn't take crap
Religious trauma hats
Avoiding intimacy like mom
Summer at the party
Vague bathroom texts
Six in the morning
The trash philosophy
None of these people are in high school
Feeling like the French soda monitor
Beef with the way boys talk to Rory
Pink territory
We all...
Published 02/01/24
Lots of chaotic banter this week Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss:
Dean's not-great reaction
Why Rory should have punched him in the face
The car
The Dean-o-Meter hits a 10
Stars Hollow's mystic origin story
The complexity of Rachel (the character)
A rare bench blooper
The whole dinner
Rune is not the lens through which we should measure men
Everything Lorelai says
Lorelai needs to go to therapy
Initial stuff
Wikipedia with Rachel (Bink!)
Not condoning murder
...
Published 01/25/24
Hold on! It’s a feisty, delightful experience, Poptarts!
This week we over-discuss:
Christopher makes a mess and then leaves
The not-derailment of Christopher's life (aka Rachel's soapbox)
Christopher's undeserved pedestal
Egregious upon egregious happenings
An infantilized Rory
The whole Hayden family is trash
Rory and Lorelai make it hilarious
The size of President Bush's face
Oxford-English dictionary updates
The town gossip phone tree
Travis Kelce=Evermore=Jackson
...
Published 01/18/24
It's a spicy day for us, Poptarts!
This week, we over-discuss:
Donna Reed voice overs
Nick at Nite reminiscences
Lindsey's 50's feminist manifesto
Exactly who Dean is
Dual feelings around Donna Reed night
Immersive Gilmore experiences
Gilmore Time
An egregious missing of the point
Such a moment at Luke's
Patty's yorkie vs. the chickens
Lorelai's avoidance of big feelings
Emily cannot stop
Luke's backstory
Multiple Ceasars
The grossest, weirdest way to say hi to...
Published 01/11/24
So much nostalgic gold this week Poptarts! Once again, we overdiscuss:
The trashpile that is Lorelai's closet
The Rachel sweatshirt
A bandana heavy episode
Luke's secret $1000 flannel
Calling Tristan out
Our hearts break for Paris
The mystery of Rachel
Lane is a terrible liar
Stars Hollow's mysterious geographical location
The absurdity of meeting at Rory's house
Why Louise's head is going to end up in a trashcan
Nostalgic love for 80s music
The not-pointy-haired boy...
Published 01/04/24
It’s a fun romp this week, Poptarts!
This week, we over discuss:
A dud in both sets
XTC cold open
Lost episodes
Lindsey knows pop culture for once
Rune is the absolute worst for no reason
The only thing wrong with Lorelai
A lot of words for Todd
Dean’s a motorcycle liar
Rory’s wild PDA compartmentalization
Rune is a gross baby
Goonies as a makeout movie
Everyone dresses like a crayon
Mrs Kim is having none of it
Going to windows
Everything Todd says
And ask a...
Published 12/28/23
Head to your local libraries, Poptarts! It's a very library-y episode, where we over-discuss:
The opposite of breaking up
Using Rory as a scapegoat
Kissing at work (again)
Lorelai's fear of intimacy
The ethics of gossiping about children
Jurassic Park fever dreams
A window into Paris
Being onboard with a zucchini tush
Our endless love for Sookie
We weigh in on the color blue
The traumatized society that created Marilyn Monroe
Max's broke-ass Home Depot shelves
...
Published 12/21/23
Merry Christmas Event, everyone! It's another heavy-ish one, but there's still plenty of stuff to make us giggle. This time, we over-discuss:
Show seasonality
The Gilmore version of forgiveness
Challenging Czechoslovakian novels
The tiny crap phase of childhood
Existential crises with Lindsey
Lorelai's inner wounds
The "big" Christmas party
Emily's altar of shame
Luke is a Christmas curmudgeon
Teenagers, donkeys, and real evangelical trauma
Emily vs. Jane Lynch
Dean's...
Published 12/14/23
Welcome to the Christmas Event, Poptarts! This week it's a fun one, where we over-discuss:
Talking to yourself in the shower
Avocado statistics
Just information
Grossly over-involved Emily
Trauma dumping at the beginning
Emily shows her emotionally unintelligent cards
So much Dean
The boyfriend conversation
Clarifying that Rachel doesn't date teenagers
The atrocity of smashed banana on toast
The harm of Lorelai ruining everything
Rachel's Swiftie denial (AKA life...
Published 12/07/23
We smell snow! Put on your snow gear Poptarts and get ready to overdiscuss:
2000s communication technology
A full-fledged Luke rant
The not-so-legendary battle of Stars Hollow
Why Luke is so lovable
Delightful seasonal traditions
Swoonworthy Max Medina, Maaaax Medina
Lorelai's horrific movie watching behavior
Rory as an anti-hero
Doing Lane Dirty: Volume 1
Why Lane is all of us
Dean gets points for reading
Emily becoming likeable
The Gilmores don't talk about...
Published 11/30/23
Hi Poptarts! We're taking a break from our regular episode this week and bringing you a bonus episode recorded at Stars Hollow Days in Middleton, WI. Rachel interviewed some of the visitors about all things Gilmore.
Thank you to Middleton, WI for being so fun and welcoming!
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Published 11/22/23
Buckle up Poptarts! There's lots of kissing talk in this one, and the highest Dean-O-Meter yet.
This time, we over-discuss:
Dean's problematic kissing technique
Kissing at work
Lindsey & Rachel get kissed (not at the same time)
Lorelai's over-reactive invitation
An insane junk food spread
Beloved unlikeable characters
Checking in on the Stars Hollow social calendar
90s Teen Heartthrobs
Lindsey's mom hat & "the talk"
Willy Wonka, ET, and childhood trauma
Cold...
Published 11/16/23
Put on your trauma hats and party boas Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss:
Rory turning 16 (again?)
Randomly curly hair
Epic cold opens
Emily's printing connections
Rich people parties
Iconically adorable things
Visceral bracelet reactions
The average price of a Montblanc pen
Emily's mysterious backstory and Rory's actual personality
All the 00's icons
The unsnobby Richard
The OK way Dean shoots his shot
Rachel buying herself a boa
Lorelai's two rooms
And we ask...
Published 11/09/23
Tune in to find out what we decided to call you, our listeners! And, let's pour one out for Cinnamon.
As always, Rachel and Lindsey overdiscuss:
The Gilmore girls dealing with their paramours
Emily's tight 20
The delight of the VHS experience
The bake sale as a vibe
Thoughts on Max, the very normal man
Why Lindsey might be a villain (and maybe Rachel, too?)
Why we believe Dean for once, even if he's bad at Chicago
Luke v. Sookie (in a really great way)
The easiest way to...
Published 11/02/23
Will Rachel ever be able to intro the show?!
Plus, over-discussion about:
Obsessing over annual reviews
Tristan being a butt-faced miscreant
The very rare Rory Rant
Rory's questionable driving choices
Paris needing to chill
Finally someone good at Chilton
Lorelai doing bits
Reason #700 why Rachel is Rory & Lindsey is a mess
All the animal outfits
Lindsey's favorite expletive
And asking the important questions:
Why is there a dirt road?
Was that door open for a...
Published 10/26/23
Lots of trauma talk in this one, folks! PLUS, as always, we over-discuss everything, including:
Why we are adult women
The many employees of Emily Gilmore
The resurrection of Gran
The glorious Emily and her weaponized guilt
The girl in the $500 dress
Why Lorelai needs therapy
The old man muppets
16-year-old Rachel's style decisions
The chaos of Babette
The murder swans of stars hollow
The sickest burn
NOTE: The actor who plays Julian is not the pool house...
Published 10/19/23
This week, we over-discuss all of these things:
Rory making all the enemies
Why Headmaster Charleston is the worst
Emily’s gonna Emily
The entity known as MadelineandLouise
Lorelai dressing like a cowgirl
Rants
Weird flirting
How animals work
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Published 10/12/23
Lindsey and Rachel over-discuss all the things:
Friday night dinners
The La's singing about heroin and other music
Everyone we meet (including an open-mouthed loser named Dean)
Stars Hollow vs. The Elder Gilmores
The weirdest way to say stuff
The chaos of Kim's antiques
And ask the important questions:
How old is Rory?
Do fancy hotels have harp players?
What is a business class?
Do Protestants love oatmeal?
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Published 10/05/23
Welcome to Gilmored, a podcast where two adult women who know way too much about Gilmore girls discuss each episode one-by-one.
Join us for this preview episode where we cover things like:
What is this?
Who are we?
Why should you listen?
Who is Patricia Krenwinkel?
(Honestly, we can probably answer two of those questions, but we think you'll love us!)
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Published 09/05/23