Episodes
What do you love about Rachel, Poptarts? Find out what we think, while we over-discuss: Okay places to put eggs Messing with people at work Well-written women Great pairings Songs for all types of gloomy How liability insurance works Mischaracterizing Boo Radley Overcompensating Emily and Lorelai's lack of chill Not-so-self-reflective parenting Potting shed thoughts Rachel's inappropriate request Spontaneous sex with not Luke Speculation about a stable future for...
Published 02/15/24
All Hail Gran! This week we bring you a butt-heavy episode, while we over-discuss: Butt doubles v. butt models Being related to God The Gilmore's floral budget Gran inconsistencies Horrible, lovable Gran Stupid naked angel butts in real life High school hats Used items A proper, polite generational “mom” Zingers from Gran Trust fund thoughts Emily doesn't actually say what's wrong Being philosophical about flowers aka reclaiming the carnation The actual use of...
Published 02/08/24
We might be Gilmore Girls experts, but we're Facebook idiots, Poptarts. This week, we over-discuss: First memorable-ish breakups The general life posture of wallowing A righteous babe that doesn't take crap Religious trauma hats Avoiding intimacy like mom Summer at the party Vague bathroom texts Six in the morning The trash philosophy None of these people are in high school Feeling like the French soda monitor Beef with the way boys talk to Rory Pink territory We all...
Published 02/01/24
Lots of chaotic banter this week Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss: Dean's not-great reaction Why Rory should have punched him in the face The car The Dean-o-Meter hits a 10 Stars Hollow's mystic origin story The complexity of Rachel (the character) A rare bench blooper The whole dinner Rune is not the lens through which we should measure men Everything Lorelai says Lorelai needs to go to therapy Initial stuff Wikipedia with Rachel (Bink!) Not condoning murder ...
Published 01/25/24
Hold on! It’s a feisty, delightful experience, Poptarts! This week we over-discuss: Christopher makes a mess and then leaves The not-derailment of Christopher's life (aka Rachel's soapbox) Christopher's undeserved pedestal Egregious upon egregious happenings An infantilized Rory The whole Hayden family is trash Rory and Lorelai make it hilarious The size of President Bush's face Oxford-English dictionary updates The town gossip phone tree Travis Kelce=Evermore=Jackson ...
Published 01/18/24
It's a spicy day for us, Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss: Donna Reed voice overs Nick at Nite reminiscences Lindsey's 50's feminist manifesto Exactly who Dean is Dual feelings around Donna Reed night Immersive Gilmore experiences Gilmore Time An egregious missing of the point Such a moment at Luke's Patty's yorkie vs. the chickens Lorelai's avoidance of big feelings Emily cannot stop Luke's backstory Multiple Ceasars The grossest, weirdest way to say hi to...
Published 01/11/24
So much nostalgic gold this week Poptarts! Once again, we overdiscuss: The trashpile that is Lorelai's closet The Rachel sweatshirt A bandana heavy episode Luke's secret $1000 flannel Calling Tristan out Our hearts break for Paris The mystery of Rachel Lane is a terrible liar Stars Hollow's mysterious geographical location The absurdity of meeting at Rory's house Why Louise's head is going to end up in a trashcan Nostalgic love for 80s music The not-pointy-haired boy...
Published 01/04/24
It’s a fun romp this week, Poptarts! This week, we over discuss: A dud in both sets XTC cold open Lost episodes Lindsey knows pop culture for once  Rune is the absolute worst for no reason The only thing wrong with Lorelai A lot of words for Todd Dean’s a motorcycle liar Rory’s wild PDA compartmentalization Rune is a gross baby Goonies as a makeout movie Everyone dresses like a crayon Mrs Kim is having none of it Going to windows Everything Todd says And ask a...
Published 12/28/23
Head to your local libraries, Poptarts! It's a very library-y episode, where we over-discuss: The opposite of breaking up Using Rory as a scapegoat Kissing at work (again) Lorelai's fear of intimacy The ethics of gossiping about children Jurassic Park fever dreams A window into Paris Being onboard with a zucchini tush Our endless love for Sookie We weigh in on the color blue The traumatized society that created Marilyn Monroe Max's broke-ass Home Depot shelves ...
Published 12/21/23
Merry Christmas Event, everyone! It's another heavy-ish one, but there's still plenty of stuff to make us giggle. This time, we over-discuss: Show seasonality The Gilmore version of forgiveness Challenging Czechoslovakian novels The tiny crap phase of childhood Existential crises with Lindsey Lorelai's inner wounds The "big" Christmas party Emily's altar of shame Luke is a Christmas curmudgeon Teenagers, donkeys, and real evangelical trauma Emily vs. Jane Lynch Dean's...
Published 12/14/23
Welcome to the Christmas Event, Poptarts! This week it's a fun one, where we over-discuss: Talking to yourself in the shower Avocado statistics Just information Grossly over-involved Emily Trauma dumping at the beginning Emily shows her emotionally unintelligent cards So much Dean The boyfriend conversation Clarifying that Rachel doesn't date teenagers The atrocity of smashed banana on toast The harm of Lorelai ruining everything Rachel's Swiftie denial (AKA life...
Published 12/07/23
We smell snow! Put on your snow gear Poptarts and get ready to overdiscuss: 2000s communication technology A full-fledged Luke rant The not-so-legendary battle of Stars Hollow Why Luke is so lovable Delightful seasonal traditions Swoonworthy Max Medina, Maaaax Medina Lorelai's horrific movie watching behavior Rory as an anti-hero Doing Lane Dirty: Volume 1 Why Lane is all of us Dean gets points for reading Emily becoming likeable The Gilmores don't talk about...
Published 11/30/23
Hi Poptarts! We're taking a break from our regular episode this week and bringing you a bonus episode recorded at Stars Hollow Days in Middleton, WI. Rachel interviewed some of the visitors about all things Gilmore. Thank you to Middleton, WI for being so fun and welcoming! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/gilmored/message
Published 11/22/23
Buckle up Poptarts! There's lots of kissing talk in this one, and the highest Dean-O-Meter yet.  This time, we over-discuss: Dean's problematic kissing technique Kissing at work Lindsey & Rachel get kissed (not at the same time) Lorelai's over-reactive invitation An insane junk food spread Beloved unlikeable characters Checking in on the Stars Hollow social calendar 90s Teen Heartthrobs Lindsey's mom hat & "the talk" Willy Wonka, ET, and childhood trauma Cold...
Published 11/16/23
Put on your trauma hats and party boas Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss: Rory turning 16 (again?) Randomly curly hair Epic cold opens Emily's printing connections Rich people parties Iconically adorable things Visceral bracelet reactions The average price of a Montblanc pen Emily's mysterious backstory and Rory's actual personality All the 00's icons The unsnobby Richard The OK way Dean shoots his shot Rachel buying herself a boa Lorelai's two rooms And we ask...
Published 11/09/23
Tune in to find out what we decided to call you, our listeners! And, let's pour one out for Cinnamon.  As always, Rachel and Lindsey overdiscuss: The Gilmore girls dealing with their paramours Emily's tight 20 The delight of the VHS experience The bake sale as a vibe Thoughts on Max, the very normal man Why Lindsey might be a villain (and maybe Rachel, too?) Why we believe Dean for once, even if he's bad at Chicago Luke v. Sookie (in a really great way) The easiest way to...
Published 11/02/23
Will Rachel ever be able to intro the show?!  Plus, over-discussion about: Obsessing over annual reviews Tristan being a butt-faced miscreant The very rare Rory Rant Rory's questionable driving choices Paris needing to chill Finally someone good at Chilton Lorelai doing bits Reason #700 why Rachel is Rory & Lindsey is a mess All the animal outfits Lindsey's favorite expletive And asking the important questions: Why is there a dirt road? Was that door open for a...
Published 10/26/23
Lots of trauma talk in this one, folks! PLUS, as always, we over-discuss everything, including: Why we are adult women The many employees of Emily Gilmore The resurrection of Gran The glorious Emily and her weaponized guilt The girl in the $500 dress Why Lorelai needs therapy The old man muppets 16-year-old Rachel's style decisions The chaos of Babette The murder swans of stars hollow The sickest burn NOTE: The actor who plays Julian is not the pool house...
Published 10/19/23
This week, we over-discuss all of these things:  Rory making all the enemies  Why Headmaster Charleston is the worst Emily’s gonna Emily  The entity known as MadelineandLouise  Lorelai dressing like a cowgirl  Rants Weird flirting How animals work Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @gilmoredpod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/gilmored/message
Published 10/12/23
Lindsey and Rachel over-discuss all the things: Friday night dinners The La's singing about heroin and other music Everyone we meet (including an open-mouthed loser named Dean) Stars Hollow vs. The Elder Gilmores The weirdest way to say stuff The chaos of Kim's antiques And ask the important questions: How old is Rory? Do fancy hotels have harp players? What is a business class? Do Protestants love oatmeal? Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram...
Published 10/05/23
Welcome to Gilmored, a podcast where two adult women who know way too much about Gilmore girls discuss each episode one-by-one. Join us for this preview episode where we cover things like: What is this? Who are we? Why should you listen? Who is Patricia Krenwinkel? (Honestly, we can probably answer two of those questions, but we think you'll love us!) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/gilmored/message
Published 09/05/23