Have you ever dreamed of a better version of yourself? I sure as f*ck have! Join me and my bff Connor dissect the new body horror classic, The Substance (2024). Directed by Coralie Fargeat and starring Demi Moore/Margaret Qualley, this movie is the new Black Swan (2010) for every mentally-ill girl/gay. We comment on everything from the multitude of hot asses on display to the freakish way Dennis Quaid eats shrimp that still have their eyes and antennas. This film is one to watch over and over until that electro synth music is all you hear when you close your eyes. Listen now!