This is the skin of a killer, Bella... *Edward sparkles* ... Oh hey! Here's an episode dedicated to everyone's favorite toxic teen vampire romance franchise. Twilight! Me and my fangirl bitch, Hilary, dissect the saga bit by bit. Everything from bad wigs to hot dads to the dizzying baseball scene. Twilight will forever be a phenomenon that is equal parts puzzling and tantalizing. Every time Fall rolls around I can't help but blurt out "Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca?" Listen now!

These movies sucked! Well, maybe that's harsh, but they were VERY *unique*. Tune in to hear me give my critiques on the floptina double feature I had with Joker 2 and Megalopolis. Then I dive into the Tyra jump scare at the 2024 Victoria's secret show. Finally, I top the silly episode off with 13 spooky movies to watch up until Halloween. Enjoy!

Another episode! This week it's mostly about weddings, but not just any wedding, LANA DEL REY AND HER GATOR GUY! Listen to me judge her current relationship while rehashing her old ones. After that saga, I give my hot take on the new pop girlie, Chappell Roan, and her recent online statements. Then I react to Nicole Kidman's new trailer for her upcoming film Babygirl (2024), but I'm admittedly having a hard time with the wig. Finally, it's October 3rd, bitches! I rattle off some Mean Girls...

Have you ever dreamed of a better version of yourself? I sure as f*ck have! Join me and my bff Connor dissect the new body horror classic, The Substance (2024). Directed by Coralie Fargeat and starring Demi Moore/Margaret Qualley, this movie is the new Black Swan (2010) for every mentally-ill girl/gay. We comment on everything from the multitude of hot asses on display to the freakish way Dennis Quaid eats shrimp that still have their eyes and antennas. This film is one to watch over and over...

IMPORTANT EPISODE! Godney Spears aka Britney has released the newest testament of the bible and its called The Woman In Me. I disect the book in disturbingly granular detail, but first I recap the Beckham docuseries on Netflix. Britney and Posh Spice are two vital parts of every girlblogger's personality, so this rant I go on is very special! Listen now and enjoy 3

I'm back! Time to discuss the only reason one should subscribe to Apple+ this fall season. The Supermodels! This 4-part docuseries follows the icons we identify as the OG supermodels. Linda, Naomi, Christy, and Cindy (no Claudia) get personal with us about their decade defining beauty and 30+ years of modeling. I dive into Naomi's replacement father figures, Cindy's beauty mark origin story, Christy's flawless life, and Linda showing her 7th grade teacher that dreams really do come true....

Hiii, what's up kids? In this episode of Girlblogger I go on about the fab four power b*tches also known as THE SUPERMODELS. Everything from Naomi's iconic Tyra interview, Linda's cool-sculpting tagedy, and Cindy being the [insanely hot] girl next door. Then I dive into my new favorite fashion campaign executed by the London based brand, Poster Girl. I examine how we as a culture like to see people get rained on. Finally, I cover the could-be power couple of our generation... KYLIE+TIMOTHÉE 3...

Hey b*tches! The day has come. AJLT is ending... JK! Apparently we're getting a season 3 of this horror show lol. In this episode of Girlblogger I recap both parts 1 and 2 of the season 2 finale, The Last Supper. I confirm that Sara Ramirez is just as unfunny as Che Diaz, lose my mind over Stanford becoming a Shinto Monk, complain about the dangerous "you're a loser if you're single" messaging, and of course I dissect the 74 second cameo of our queen, Samantha Jones. Enjoy!

Hey sl*ts! Another episode of my terrifying stream of consciousness. This week on Girlblogger: the tea Megan Fox could spill in her new poetry book, Billy Porter's hypothetically irresponsible spending habits, Lizzo's curveball cancelation, Lea Michele aka "the secret farter", and Taylor Swift's all-consuming Eras tour. Check it out!

Hey girlbloggers! Another episode for everyone. Things have been a little dark, and we've unfortunately lost some great talent in recent days past. However, with death, new life always follows. By that I mean in this episode I remember Sinead O'Connor, Paul Reubens, and Angus Cloud and then attempt to balance those losses by discussing Lindsay Lohan's newborn. After touching on those topics I switch gears into judging Ariana Grande's new romance, and then top it off by deep diving into why...

MOST IMPORTANT EPISODE! If you're going to listen to just 1 episode of this silly podcast - make sure this is it. The film of the century... Barbie. I was beyond excited for the duration of this movie's production and I could not be more pleased with how f*cking good the final product is. Barbie is my new identity and it should be yours too. Listen to me gab about the film in all facets, my experiences playing with Barbies, queen Margot, and everything else in between. Again, this is the film...

I'm back! I don't care if you missed me or not! A lot to unpack this week on the pod. First things first, I address Britney's recent indignity (the slap!). Secondly, my suspicions of Jonah Hill's off-putting personality are confirmed. And after I cover those mini-dramas, I dive deep into the lackluster finale of The Idol and the (kind of) more hopeful new episodes of AJLT. Apparently Charlotte loves a facial... And I'm not talkin' about the Mario Badescu kind! Listen now!!!

AND JUST LIKE THAT... Another pod episode. Before I dive into the grim new episodes of AJLT season 2, I go on about Sofia Coppola's teaser trailer for her stunning (but probably boring) new film Priscilla, the worldwide tragedy known as Oceangate, and Madonna's troubling health scare! Of course after all that I do carefully dissect episodes 1 and 2 of And Just Like That. Things are chaotic with the ladies we once admired from Sex and the City. Che Pasa?! Listen now!

Hey! It's Che Diaz! :/// jkjk - Here we are with another episode! This time recapping the most hair-raising episode from season one of And Just Like That... For the first time on Girlblogger, I'm firing snarky commentary with a guest! My dear friend Connor and I decided to embark on this rewatch journey together. Listen to us divulge all of our thoughts on How to Quit Like a Woman, Rock's questionable name change, Carrie's legendary diaphragm story, and of course Che Diaz (aka The Babadook)....

Hi everyone! Another wild rant about the latest pop culture heat wave. In this episode I attempt to convince everyone that The Idol is quality television, I dive into the importance of Kim Cattrall's cameo in AJLT season 2, we ramble about Angelina Jolie's unexpected girlboss entry into the world of sustainable fashion, and gab all about the surprising cultural significances of The Kardashians new season. Check it out!

Here we go! I review the much anticipated live-action Little Mermaid film while comparing it to the legendary animated original. I get into every aspect of the movie including my thoughts on Prince Eric not being hot enough, the rude exclusion of "Daddy I love him!", Vanessa's undeniable sex appeal, and so much more! Listen now!

Episode 2! On this thrilling new episode of Girlblogger, I freak out over the hypnotic takeover of Kylie Minogue's new hit banger "Padam Padam", critique how hot all of the girlies are looking at this year's Cannes Film festival, discuss the impending doom of AJLT season 2, and dive into Kris Jenner's whackadoodle sponsorship of something called a "papadia"! Tune in and judge it all with me!

Hello everyone! If you don't already know me from Instagram, my name is Brett Collins and I'm so excited to be starting my very own podcast. I could not think of a better way to start off this sexsi journey than with this amazing new Netflix documentary about the incredible, amazing, brilliant, and busty, Anna Nicole Smith! I most definitely enjoyed this very important film that covers so many fascinating new territories with our girl, Anna Nicole. Listen to this great first ep if you wanna...