On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug would rather talk about Lea Thompson meeting Howard Stern, Jamie gets distracted when her dog starts barking at the possibility of a giant duck, and we quickly come to the conclusion that this is not a film for children or adults. Soap up your duck breasts, crimp the hell out of your hair, and join us as we go slowly insane while discussing, Howard the Duck!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind...

Due to a programming change, we present you with our appearance taking over the 90s movie podcast, Filmshake. They swapped in for us a couple years back when they covered Solarbabies, and we jumped on their feed to discuss 2 films from the 90s, the punishment movie Spice World (that only Doug was subjected to) and the main course, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot. Enjoy the show and know that we'll be back to our regular format next week.Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on...

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug tries to understand why the characters are all wearing Halloween costumes to ring in the New Year, Jamie finds David Copperfield uncharismatic and simply creepy, and we both delight in the constant Barbara Walters 'soft focus' of all interior shots. Hop in bed with that corpse, put on the most terrifying Groucho Marx costume you can find, and join us as we agree that Jamie Lee Curtis is a delight regardless of just how bad the film around her...

On this Holiday Special dip into television, Doug relates most to the child who becomes despondent and embraces the sweet release of death when lost in a cave, Jamie is forced to examine her obsession with orphans as a child, and we both agree that perhaps this elderly man may not be the pest caregiver for this small child. Strap on your neon headband, kill your enemies with kindness, and join us as we struggle to understand why this amount of nothing had to be stretched of two episodes while...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie confuses Sudoku with Wordle, Doug somehow works Goodfellas reference and terrible Ray Liotta impression into a slasher movie, and we both agree that Cropsey should stop bathing in kerosene before bed each night. Be sure at camp to sign up for Raft Building 101, tune in for the latest episode of Tough Guy Theater, and join us as we have flashbacks of Sleepaway Camp while discussing, The Burning!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on...

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug loves seeing the last gasps of once-famous actors in horror movies, Jamie sees the true horror of weight lifting, and we both are delightfully surprised by the 'reveal' in a horror film. Remove all loose clothing when repairing your motorcycle, after a tragedy be sure to get your family member the help they really need, and join us as we agree that we'd much rather hang out with the college friend group in this move as opposed to those drips...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie just wants to take a few moments to 'Tickle the Monster', Doug's television really wants him to watch Juwanna Mann instead of Near Dark, and we both agree that there needs to be a new Vampire handbook or pamphlet printed much like the Handbook to the Recently Deceased in Beetlejuice. Take a moment to stop and listen to the night, chug that mug of waitress blood, and join us as we take in a movie filled with vampires, explosions and shootouts with...

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug thinks the waterbed was only invented for sex, Jamie admits to watching The Real Housewives...ONLY WHEN SICK, and we both feel bad for the overweight actor who has to refer to himself as a 'water pig' more than once. Deliver lines as though you're a child learning to read, keep up with your pool cleaning, and join us as we are absolutely delighted to wade into a pool of blood and honestly, fantastic performances as we discuss, The House on...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie's excitement about sharing a name with the film's lead is quickly destroyed, Doug advises all babysitters out there to never help bathe children over the age of ten, and we both agree that any mean red-haired children deserve to be fed to pit tollologs. Go on a fun run with your local elementary school teacher, pick out the best costume you can for your next halloween/birthday/carnival party, and join us as we meet the creepiest kid character in...

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug takes a break from the podcast to karate-kick his dog (joking), Jamie thinks that being submerged in mud in the humid Vietnamese jungle may actually be refreshing, and we both agree that this is a movie that caused us to swear off Chuck Norris films on this podcast. Cover yourself in worms, take a big bite of rat, and join us as we are absolutely baffled by the appeal of Mr. Norris while discussing, Missing in Action 2: The Beginning!Visit our...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug realizes that Bugs Bunny is the Chevy Chase of the cartoon rabbit community, Jamie assumes that people thought Doug was a little girl when he was younger, and we both get a little worked up over Jessica Rabbit. Try not to cry when Roger reads the will at the end of the movie, try not to cry when a cartoon shoe becomes widowed, and join us as we delight in the absolute classic that is, Who Framed Roger Rabbit!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on...

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug agrees with Gary Busey's statement and says, yes, piss on the Yankees and piss on the Phillies, Jamie understands how some critter messing with your plants might take you away from a wrestling match that you're quite invested in, and we both get really hung up on the idea of 'Private Justice'. Strap a rocket launcher to your wheelchair, break out that Main accent, and join us as we do our best to stay focussed on the larger plot when all we...

Jamie was sad she couldn't make this episode and will be back next time but honestly, she dodged a real bullet here.On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug is very uncomfortable with the relationship between this young boy and older woman, Karl is very uncomfortable with the relationship between this young boy and elderly 'wizard', and we are both very uncomfortable with the relationship between this young boy and Valerie Vomit. Please cover your toes when riding a motorcycle, make sure...

Audio quality warning: For some reason, this one's pretty bad.On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug pitches a great movie title, Jamie doesn't quite understand how our lead could possibly have a music career, and we both have such a difficult time readying all the hand-written messages in this made-for-tv movie. Be very afraid of your garden hose, if your house has a tale to tell you, make sure you listen, and join us as we struggle to keep focus as we discuss, This House...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug suggests fixing this movie simply by removing the entire plot, Jamie confuses Tom Arnold with Tom Collins, Arnold Palmer and the name of a hotel, and we are both wildly distracted by the giant lump on the side of Kevin Spacey's face throughout the film. Smear a bunch of yogurt on your face while showering, mush an ice cream cone on your best friend's head, and join us as we struggle to name our preferred disability while discussing, See NO Evil, Hear...

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Jamie kinda wants more screen time with Arnold in nothing but a black speedo, Doug is a bit confused by who exactly the main villain of the piece is, and we fall involve with the absolutely adorable montage to open the film. Best padlock your toolshed, steal the tiniest car you can find, and join us as we hang out with a young Alyssa Milano and her overalls and watch, Commando!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug can't wait till his wife leaves him and he can finally purchase a windmill house in the Hamptons, Jamie doesn't understand why anyone would go on Merv Griffin with Phil Donahue around, and we both wonder what it would be like if the film were updated with Mark Wahlberg in the role of the psychic. Purchase that antique partner's desk, lace up those comfy boots, and join us as we stumble into an absolute 80s banger and discuss, Deathtrap!Visit our...

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Jamie realizes that Chewbacca's pretty much a dead-beat-dad, Doug admits that while he never wanted to know what the Wookie pornography delivery system is, he's glad he does now, and we adore the relationship between Chewie's wife and Ralph Kamden's best friend. Toss a storm trooper to his horrible death on your way in or out of the house, get your Life Day Robe out of the closet, and join us as we break the rules a bit by stepping out of the 80s...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug wonders if Wendy's fries would cause an angel severe diarrhea, Jamie inadvertently stumbles into a porthole/portal to porn bit, and we both agree that Phoebe Cates and the man who plays her father may be the only reasons to take a look at this film. Bury that French accent in dolphin noises, chow down on a pickle sandwich, and join us as we posit multiple ways this movie could have been more enjoyable while we discuss, Date with an Angel!Visit our...

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Jamie lets it slip that she worked at Blockbuster (which is news to her cohost), Doug has a big issue with the wardrobe choices throughout, and we both are a bit creeped out by these dead-eyed red-headed twins. Lead your family sing along of Yackety Yak, get that bear some pants to cover his bare ass, and join us as we take a little vacation with some SNL alumni and talk, The Great Outdoors!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug obsesses with a character's extreme amount of body hair, Jamie begins to question everything she knows regarding golf-attire, and we both fall into a giggle fit when recounting a certain line delivered in this film. Crank up the volume on your 'work' boom box, dump that V8 all over your chest, and join us as we have way too much fun discussing a movie that clearly was not meant to be part of this trilogy, Ninja III: The Domination!Visit our YouTube...

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, we travel back to 2017 to an early subscriber-only episode. Jamie assumes Michelle Pfeiffer was still trying to figure this 'acting thing' out, Doug likes Robert Wuhl as much as the next guy but argues that he cannot carry any film, and we both are a bit confused by the adoration of 50s culture in the 1980s. Play some pranks with all your other frat buddies in their mid 30s, blink and you just might miss Tony Danza, and join us as we discuss a...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug realizes that he scheduled his colonoscopy on his 20th wedding anniversary (we wish this was a joke), Jamie recounts the time she told an Army recruiter that she couldn't serve due to being a 'delicate flower', and we embarrass ourselves when trying to discuss anything military-related. Change your hair color if a guy asks you to, run as far as you can in you encounter Harry Dean Stanton regardless of the situation , and join us as we quickly become...

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, we travel back to 2017 to our very first subscriber-only episode. Jamie is disgusted (appropriately) through the recording, Doug does some research on the actual age of the actress which makes this much worse, and we both are pretty sad this this is the first film we're covering with this wonderful cast. Ignore what your friend is up to an have some age appropriate fun on vacation, avoid beach sex...mainly because of the sand, and join us as we...