Episodes
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Join us for our SEASON FINALE as we play Quotal Recall Trivia, discuss our favorite film moments of sex and violence from the season, and finish off by giving out our first annual GSV AWARDS - THE SCHLOCKYS! Many thanks to all who've listened this season. We hope you'll join us for more gratuitous fun in the future! Follow us on Twitter @gsvpod Original Music by The Brooklyn Bystander Additional Music and Effects from Apple Loops...
Published 02/12/21
Published 02/12/21
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch A Nightmare on Elm Street, a 1984 American supernatural slasher film written and directed by Wes Craven starring Heather Langenkamp, Robert Englund and Johnny Depp The monstrous spirit of a slain child murderer seeks revenge by invading the dreams of teenagers whose parents were responsible for his untimely death. Find out more about A Nightmare on Elm Street on IMDb At the time of episode release, A Nightmare...
Published 02/05/21
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Special guest, Gabe, joins Orlando to watch Point Break, a 1991 American crime action drama thriller film directed by Kathryn Bigelow and starring Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, Lori Petty and Gary Busey An F.B.I. Agent goes undercover to catch a gang of surfers who may be bank robbers. Find out more about Point Break on IMDb At the time of episode release, Point Break is available to stream with subscription on HBO Max and elsewhere...
Published 01/29/21
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Big Trouble in Little China,  a 1986 American fantasy martial arts action comedy film directed by John Carpenter and starring Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, Dennis Dun and James Hong. A rough-and-tumble trucker helps rescue his friend's fiancée from an ancient sorcerer in a supernatural battle beneath Chinatown. Find out more about Big Trouble in Little China on IMDb At the time of episode release, Big Trouble in...
Published 01/22/21
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Face/Off, a 1997 American action film directed by John Woo, and starring John Travolta and Nicolas Cage. In order to foil a terrorist plot, an FBI agent undergoes facial transplant surgery and assumes the identity of a criminal mastermind, who murdered his only son. The plan turns sour when the criminal wakes up prematurely and seeks revenge. Find out more about Face/Off on IMDb At the time of episode release,...
Published 01/15/21
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a 1992 American comedy horror film directed by Fran Rubel Kuzui and starring Kristy Swanson, Donald Sutherland, Paul Reubens, Rutger Hauer, Luke Perry, and Hilary Swank.  Flighty teenage girl Buffy Summers learns that she is her generation's destined battler of vampires. Find out more about Buffy the Vampire Slayer on IMDb At the time of episode release, Buffy the Vampire Slayer is...
Published 01/08/21
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Tank Girl, a 1995 American science fiction film directed by Rachel Talalay, starring Lori Petty, Naomi Watts, Ice-T and Malcolm McDowell.  A girl is among the few survivors of a dystopian Earth. Riding a war tank, she fights against the tyranny of a mega-corporation that dominates the remaining potable water supply of the planet. Find out more about Tank Girl on IMDb At the time of episode release, Tank Girl is...
Published 01/01/21
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Join Orlando and special guest, Nathan, for a festive holiday episode of GSV! We discuss what ingredients make for a good Christmas movie, play a special round of Name that Christmas Movie trivia, and count down 12 films of Holiday schlock! Check out Nathan's theatre company, New Antiquities Theatre, and their online production of A Christmas Carol HERE. It streams through the end of the year. Follow us on Twitter @gsvpod Music by...
Published 12/25/20
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith, a 2005 American action comedy film directed by Doug Liman and starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. A bored married couple is surprised to learn that they are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill each other. Find out more about Mr. and Mrs.Smith on IMDb At the time of episode release, Mr. and Mrs. Smith is available to rent On Demand. Follow us on Twitter @gsvpod Music by The...
Published 12/18/20
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Special guest, Lindsey, joins Orlando to watch Marnie, a 1964 American psychological thriller film directed by Alfred Hitchcock, starring Tippi Hedren and Sean Connery. Mark marries Marnie although she is a habitual thief and has serious psychological problems, and tries to help her confront and resolve them. Find out more about Marnie on IMDb At the time of episode release, Marnie is available to stream with subscription on Peacock...
Published 12/11/20
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Anaconda, a 1997 American adventure horror film directed by Luis Llosa and starring Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, Jon Voight, Eric Stoltz, Jonathan Hyde and Owen Wilson. A "National Geographic" film crew is taken hostage by an insane hunter, who forces them along on his quest to capture the world's largest - and deadliest - snake. Find out more about Anaconda on IMDb At the time of episode release, Anaconda is...
Published 12/04/20
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Creature From the Black Lagoon, a 1954 American black-and-white 3D monster horror film directed by Jack Arnold, and starring Julie Adams. A strange prehistoric beast lurks in the depths of the Amazonian jungle. A group of scientists try to capture the animal and bring it back to civilization for study. Find out more about Creature From the Black Lagoon on IMDb At the time of episode release, Creature From the...
Published 11/27/20
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch A Clockwork Orange, a 1971 dystopian science fiction film, adapted, produced, and directed by Stanley Kubrick, based on Anthony Burgess's 1962 novel of the same name. In the future, a sadistic gang leader is imprisoned and volunteers for a conduct-aversion experiment, but it doesn’t go as planned. Find out more about A Clockwork Orange on IMDb At the time of episode release, A Clockwork Orange is available to...
Published 11/20/20
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Orgazmo, a 1997 American sex comedy superhero film written, directed and edited by Trey Parker and produced by Matt Stone; starring Parker, Stone, Dian Bachar, Robyn Lynne, and Michael Dean Jacobs. Naive young Mormon Joe Young is recruited to act in porn movies. Find out more about Orgazmo on IMDb At the time of episode release, Orgazmo is available to stream with subscription on Netflix and elsewhere to rent On...
Published 11/13/20
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Scream, a 1996 American slasher film directed by Wes Craven, starring Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, and Drew Barrymore. A year after the murder of her mother, a teenage girl is terrorized by a new killer, who targets the girl and her friends by using horror films as part of a deadly game. Find out more about Scream on IMDb At the time of episode release, Scream is available to rent On Demand. Follow us on...
Published 11/06/20
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Halloween, a 1978 American slasher film directed and scored by John Carpenter, co-written with producer Debra Hill, and starring Donald Pleasence and Jamie Lee Curtis in her film debut. Fifteen years after murdering his sister on Halloween night 1963, Michael Myers escapes from a mental hospital and returns to the small town of Haddonfield, Illinois to kill again. Find out more about Halloween on IMDb At the...
Published 10/30/20
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Starship Troopers, a 1997 American military science fiction action film directed by Paul Verhoeven, based on Robert A. Heinlein's 1959 novel of the same name. Humans in a fascist, militaristic future wage war with giant alien bugs. Find out more about Starship Troopers on IMDb At the time of episode release, Starship Troopers is available to stream with ads on IMDBTV and elsewhere to rent On Demand. Lindsay...
Published 10/23/20
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Hudson Hawk, a 1991 American action comedy film directed by Michael Lehmann, starring Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Andie MacDowell, James Coburn, David Caruso, Lorraine Toussaint, Frank Stallone, Sandra Bernhard and Richard E. Grant. A cat burglar is forced to steal Da Vinci works of art for a world domination plot. Find out more about Hudson Hawk on IMDb At the time of episode release, Hudson Hawk is available...
Published 10/16/20
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Conan the Barbarian, a 1982 American epic sword and sorcery film directed by John Milius and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Earl Jones. A young boy, Conan, becomes a slave after his parents are killed and tribe destroyed by a savage warlord and sorcerer, Thulsa Doom. When he grows up he becomes a fearless, invincible fighter. Set free, he plots revenge against Thulsa Doom. Find out more about Conan the...
Published 10/09/20
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Sweet Smell of Success, a 1957 American film noir drama film directed by Alexander Mackendrick, starring Burt Lancaster, Tony Curtis, Susan Harrison, and Martin Milner. Powerful but unethical Broadway columnist J.J. Hunsecker coerces unscrupulous press agent Sidney Falco into breaking up his sister's romance with a jazz musician. Find out more about Sweet Smell of Success on IMDb At the time of episode release,...
Published 10/02/20
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Drag Me to Hell, a 2009 American supernatural horror film co-written and directed by Sam Raimi, starring Alison Lohman. A loan officer who evicts an old woman from her home finds herself the recipient of a supernatural curse. Desperate, she turns to a seer to try and save her soul, while evil forces work to push her to a breaking point. Find out more about Drag Me to Hell on IMDb At the time of episode release,...
Published 09/25/20
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Jennifer's Body, a 2009 American supernatural horror black comedy film written by Diablo Cody and directed by Karyn Kusama. The film stars Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried, Johnny Simmons, and Adam Brody. A newly possessed high school cheerleader turns into a succubus who specializes in killing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror? Find out more about Jennifer's Body on IMDb At the time of...
Published 09/18/20
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Teeth, a 2007 American horror comedy film written and directed by Mitchell Lichtenstein, starring Jess Weixler. Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence. Find out more about Teeth on IMDb At the time of episode release, Teeth is available to stream with ads on TubiTv.com and elsewhere to rent On Demand. Follow us...
Published 09/11/20
CONTENT WARNING: Contains adult language and discussion Orlando and Ned watch Pet Sematary, a 1989 American supernatural horror film and the first adaptation of Stephen King's 1983 novel of the same name. Directed by Mary Lambert and written by King, it stars Dale Midkiff, Denise Crosby, Blaze Berdahl, Fred Gwynne, and Miko Hughes as Gage Creed. After tragedy strikes, a grieving father discovers an ancient burial ground behind his home with the power to raise the dead. Find out more about...
Published 09/04/20